When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.
—Will Rogers
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Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
—Will Rogers
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Papers say: “Congress is deadlocked and can’t act.” I think that is the greatest blessing that could befall this country.
—Will Rogers
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Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing – and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.
—Will Rogers
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Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
—Will Rogers
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
—Will Rogers
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But with Congress—every time they make a joke it’s a law. And every time they make a law it’s a joke.
—Will Rogers
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This would be a great time in the world for some man to come along that knew something.
—Will Rogers
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I am not a member of any organized party — I am a Democrat.
—Will Rogers
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We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poor house in an automobile.
—Will Rogers
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Our constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U. S. Senators. There ought to be one day (just one) when there is open season on senators.
—Will Rogers
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Letting the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back.
—Will Rogers
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.
—Will Rogers
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We don’t seem able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?
—Will Rogers
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This would be a great time in the world for some man to come along that knew something.
—Will Rogers
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No party is as bad as its state and national leaders.
—Will Rogers
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Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing – and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.
—Will Rogers
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I could study all my life and not think up half the amount of funny things they can think of in one Session of Congress.
—Will Rogers
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
—Will Rogers
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
—Will Rogers
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
—Will Rogers
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
—Will Rogers
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Always drink upstream from the herd.
—Will Rogers
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What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
—Will Rogers
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This would be a great time in the world for some man to come along that knew something.
—Will Rogers