The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
—W. C. Fields
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
—W. C. Fields
Who knows what’s funny?
—W. C. Fields
I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
—W. C. Fields
No, not the way I play it.
—W. C. Fields, when asked if Poker were a game of chance
The Cabin Boy’s tweeting today reminds me of a story that Groucho Marx told about visiting W. C. Fields when Fields was on his deathbed. Fields was an atheist, and Marx found him reading the Bible. Groucho asked, “Bill, what are you doing?”
Fields replied, “Looking for loopholes.”
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
—W. C. Fields