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One recurring bit of mockery for some members of Team Kimberlin is poking fun at their lack of musical talent. Six years ago yesterday, I reran my review of the CD released by a band Brett Kimberlin fronted called Epoxy, and one of the Gentle Readers left this comment—

The TKPOTD for six years ago today mocked the reactions to that comment by Cabin Boy Bill Schmalfeldt and Very Ordinary Seaman Ferguson.

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Yesterday’s TKPOTD must have stoked some envy out in Sutter County, California. Very Ordinary Seaman Ferguson had this exchange with the Cabin Boy™ yesterday—

I’ve never heard lorddewclaw play either live or on a recording, so I can’t comment on what kind of musician he is. However, I have heard recordings that VOSF has posted of his alleged music. Based on what I’ve heard, I doubt that he could have made it as a sideman on any of Brett Kimberlin’s recordings. I’d advise him not to give up his day job, but I’m not sure he has a real one.

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The mockery continues.

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It was ten years ago today that Hogewash! took note of A New Member for Team Kimberlin.

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Last night, a Twitter troll popped up and attempted to go after Aaron Walker for a while. William A. Ferguson (aka @wilsb8) tried to bait Mr. Walker with a bunch of the Team Kimberlin stock nonsense about inciting Muslims and practicing law without a license. Ferguson also had a minor exchange with me.

William A. Ferguson ‏@wjjhoge Another member of the legal brain trust steps forward!
10:55 PM – 26 Jun 13

WJJ Hoge ‏@wilsb8 IANAL, just a victim who pushed back.
11:06 PM – 26 Jun 13

William A. Ferguson ‏@wjjhoge And lost if the press I’ve read about you is true.
11:07 PM – 26 Jun 13

WJJ Hoge ‏@wilsb8 You appear to be misinformed. I won Hoge v. Schmalfeldt. The court has not yet ruled on Hoge v. Kimberlin.
12:10 AM – 27 Jun 13

William A. Ferguson appears to be another intersection between Team Kimberlin and marginal players (pun intended) in the music business. He lists his occupations as Mastering Engineer, Producer, and Musician. (Back when I did mastering, it involved running a disk cutting lathe.) He operates Nova Media Group US, an outfit that solicits tracks from aspiring musicians and packages them a singles for distribution on iTunes, Amazon, etc. Unlike a real label, no artist promotion is provided. OTOH, his cut is only 10% instead of the usual 50%. The operation actually appears to be more like one of the custom record pressing houses or cassette/8-track duplicators that used to do small runs of goods that “Tex Nobody” acts would sell after their shows.

In spite of what the NMGUS website says about not doing CDs or vinyl, Amazon advertises a couple of CDs from the label, noting that they are manufactured when ordered. (If you want to buy them, go to the Home page and click on the Amazon link on the right. Hogewash! gets a commission if you do.) The only digital singles I’ve found are the two title tracks from those CDs.

According to his Google+ page, Ferguson attends Capella University. He says that he’s a Navy veteran and has worked for HP and Apple. There are several pictures of him with an 8-string bass. One interesting person in his Google+ circles is Bill Schmalfeldt. He is also among Schmalfeldt’s circles. I’m informed that the Cabin Boy is recommending that folks should follow Ferguson on Twitter.

Just before clicking the Publish button, I looked to see if @wilsb8 had decided to move on from trolling Aaron Walker. I found these:

William A. Ferguson @AaronWorthing How could Allen be you client when you’re not licensed to practice law in the state of Maryland? #gotcha
9:00 AM – 27 Jun 13

William A. Ferguson ‏@AaronWorthing Debate? You came to me in a pathetic attempt to control the conversation to suit your ends. I made it clear I wouldn’t play.
1:24 PM – 27 Jun 13

More Team Kimberlin gibberish. A member of the bar, while he is within a state where he is licensed, may offer legal advice to a client about the laws of that state, or any other state, or federal law. Thus, if Aaron Walker is in Virginia or the District of Columbia, he may practice law and advise his clients—even about the laws of Maryland.

Here’s an actual example of unlicensed practice of law. During the Walker v. Schmalfeldt peace order case, someone filed a Motion to Dismiss on Bill Schmalfeldt’s behalf. The motion was not filed by Schmalfeldt’s lawyer. Indeed, Tae Kim was not aware of it until the judge brought it up during a hearing. If Bill Schmalfeldt didn’t write the motion himself, whoever did write it was engaged in the unlicensed practice of law unless he was a member of the Maryland bar. (If he was a lawyer, filing behind Kim’s back was an ethical breach.)

It looks like we have a new member of the pirate crew. Are there suggestions for his position in the ship’s company?

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Given his naval experience, Ferguson was assigned as a Very Ordinary Seaman.

When anyone bothers to take notice of VOSF, the mockery continues.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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To the extent that Very Ordinary Seaman Ferguson wishes to continue the colloquy with some of the Gentle Readers begun in the comment section for yesterday’s TKPOTD, he is welcome to use the comment section of this post.

Let the mockery continue.

Meanwhile, I intend to get a good night’s sleep and to head into the lab early so I can get a head start on testing a power supply for the motor control system of a robot arm.

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One of the minor members of Team Kimberlin, Very Ordinary Seaman Ferguson, left a comment to last Saturday’s TKPOTD. You can read it here. It’s been a while since I’ve checked up on Ferguson. His instagram account is private. He hasn’t posted any new tracks at last.fm or new posts at wilsb8.wordpress.com since 2021. However, he has been posting stuff at GitHub,

He describes himself on his ABOUT page at GitHub like this—

My name is William A. Ferguson and I am a back-end Web Developer and avid modular synthesizer hobbyist. I create beautiful websites like this one.

Here’s the AWARDS page from that site—I looks as if his web development is on par with his imagined musicianship.

The mockery continues.

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It often seems the members of Team Kimberlin write or say things without carefully thinking about their choice of words. Consider this example from the TKPOTD from seven years ago today.

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S_A201605121243ZNow, that’s an interesting turn of phrase.

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Here are a comment and a VV cartoon from the 2016 post—Yes, the mockery continues.

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The Gentle Reader who has heard any of the alleged music created by Team Kimberlin (Bill Schmalfeldt’s parody songs, Brett Kimberlin’s music videos, or Willam Ferguson’s technocrap) may find it difficult to believe that there have been occasional bits of good music associated with The Saga of Team Kimberlin. Seven years ago today, I ran this post about The Sorcerer’s Apprentice.

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Last night, I was running iTunes in random mode when The Sorcerer’s Apprentice by Paul Dukas came up. The first time I can remember hearing that piece was when I saw the movie Fantasia at the Tennessee theater in downtown Nashville back in the ’50s. The work is a symphonic poem that tells the story of Goethe’s poem Der Zauberlehrling. You probably know the story: Rather than do his chores the old fashioned way, a young apprentice tries to use magic. He loses control of his enchanted broom but is saved in the end when his master returns and sets things right. Mickey Mouse plays the apprentice in the Disney version.

But back to my story …

I didn’t initially realize what was playing in the background because I was concentrating on writing today’s Team Kimberlin Post of the Day. When I did notice the music, it struck me as somewhat related to what I was writing. The post was about Bill Schmalfeldt’s bumbling attempts at lawfare. He’s tried to use lawfare as an easy pushback against the various attempts to hold him accountable for his online harassment and cyberthuggery. Yet, each time he tries something, the legal waves break higher and higher against him.

One wonders—will his master save him?

Probably not.

His master has been no more successful in the long run with his lawfare. Team Kimberlin’s performance, by master or apprentice, can’t even be described as “mickey mouse.”

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Yeah, Acme isn’t a Disney thing, is it?

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This Prevarication Du Jour was posted eight years ago today. The tweet was sent by Bill Schmalfeldt. It (at)mentions a couple of B-string members of Team Kimberlin: William Ferguson (aka (at)wilsb8, aka Very Ordinary Seaman Ferguson) and (at)Harada_no_hime.

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I have all sorts of interesting things posted at scribd.com. Today, someone tweeted a link to the charging documents in the recent Maryland v. Kimberlin case. There is a notation in the complaint’s handwriting at the end of the Application for Statement of Charges, and, of course, the Cabin Boy had to offer a comment.ftrrnews201310102213Z

Aaron Walker’s handwriting? No way; the addendum is legible.

Here’s a sample of Aaron Walker’s writing from an Application for Statement of Charges he filed in 2012—AWhandwrittingHere’s a sample of the writing on the 2013 Application for Statement of Charges—TKhandwritting

Note, among other differences, the almost random slant to the letters in the first sample and the even forward slant in the second. No, the writing on the two Applications is by two different people.

Fail.

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The (at)Harada_no_hime Twitter account was an important source of leaks from and leads about Team Kimberlin. It hasn’t been active for years. Perhaps the owner no longer fantasizes at being a Japanese princess.

BTW, one of the difference be difference between my reporting about Team Kimberlin and their campaigns of online harassment is that I have tried to avoid unnecessary intrusions into anyone’s privacy. I have no intention of doxing Harada_no_hime. Her life is its own just reward.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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Four years ago yesterday, I republished the 2012 review Mrs. Hoge and I did of The Deadbeat Performer Kimberlin’s album Nothing Else. One of the comments really bothered a coupe of members of Team Kimberlin, and their grumbling on Twitter led to the TKPOTD that ran four years ago today.

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Yesterday’s TKPOTD must have stoked some envy out in Sutter County, California. Very Ordinary Seaman Ferguson had this exchange with the Cabin Boy™ yesterday—

I’ve never heard lorddewclaw play either live or on a recording, so I can’t comment on what kind of musician he is. However, I have heard recordings that VOSF has posted of his alleged music. Based on what I’ve heard, I doubt that he could have made it as a sideman on any of Brett Kimberlin’s recordings. I’d advise him not to give up his day job, but I’m not sure he has a real one.

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Losers.

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Team Kimberlin told some of the stupidest, most easily disproven lies as they’ve tried to sell their narratives. This post from eight years ago today was about their Making It Up As They Go Along.

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Very Ordinary Seaman Ferguson has this comment to offerFor the record, both the District Court Commissioner’s Office and the State’s Attorney’s Office have denied that they will refuse to receive or investigate complaints from me. No judge has ever told me to stay out of his court.

The technical term for the kind of propaganda that VOSF is peddling is a lie.

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The engineering term for that kind of nonsense is bullshit.

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On Friday the 13th of May, 2016, William Ferguson (one of the minor members of Team Kimberlin) tweeted that the Hoge v. Kimberlin lawsuit would be coming to an end on the following Monday.

On the next Monday, The Dread Deadbeat Publisher Kimberlin’s Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Boy Unread website published a post titled Why Should A Judge Believe Anything William Hoge Says?. As of 9:30 pm ET last night, the post was still partially intact. It contains this sentence—

Embedded above is newly-obtained audio of that hearing which reinforces our reporting — and snuffs out any hope for further denials.

The audio that was embedded in the original version was from courtroom audio CD of the 2015 Kimberlin v. Hoge peace order hearing in the Circuit Court for Montgomery County. It was a brief out-of-context remark made by the judge as she was denying the peace order petition.

Five years ago today, I posted Some Maryland Court Audio CDs in response.

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I’ll just leave these right here—CourtAudioCDs

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It wasn’t long before the embedded audio disappeared.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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One of the theories suggested to explain the mind-bogglingly incompetent performance of Team Kimberlin is that the members suffer from delusions of adequacy. The TKPOTD from six years ago today provides some support to that theory.

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I’m not making this up, you know. It appears that the reason I did not received service of William Ferguson’s motion to dismiss in the Hoge v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuit is that he only served it on himself.

Pro Tip for Pro Ses—All motions, oppositions, and replies are supposed to served on all parties who have appeared in the case.

I had a messenger pick up a copy of his motion from the courthouse today, and after I finish laughing, I’ll write an opposition to file. For now, the Gentle Reader may safely assume that the motion is as well thought out as the certificate of service. I’ll publish his motion and my opposition together.

Oh, one more thing …

Ferguson tweeted on 23 April wondering when I would respond to his motion to dismiss.sub_a201604232319Z

His motion is dated 12 April, but the certificate of service is dated 28 April, and the motion was entered on the docket on 6 May.

Hmmmm.

Stay tuned because the mockery will continue.

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Indeed, it continues.

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One of the more ludicrous aspects of Team Kimberlin’s PR attempts to spin news about their various LOLsuits was their continuing threats that the defendants were about to suffer the direst of dire direness. Seven years ago today, I ran a post about William Ferguson’s prediction that I was in A Grave Situation.

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Well, at least Very Ordinary Seaman Ferguson thinks so.VOSF201401012333ZHogeCemetry<mockery>I’m sure VOSF will be happy to find out that I know where to dig. I have a spot reserved in the Hoge Cemetery near Jasper, Tennessee. It’s in the upper right as seen in this Google Earth view.

OK. I know that VOSF is writing figuratively, but, of course, he’s dead wrong both figuratively and literally about my digging.

Literally, I haven’t been back to Tennessee for almost a year, so there’s no self-dug hole waiting there.

Figuratively, I have no other comment, except to say that he’s wrong—as usual.</mockery>

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There’s a line of tombstones in the upper right of the image. The top two or three are almost obscured by shadows. That’s the row for my branch of the family. The picture was taken before Mrs. Hoge died. Her tombstone is immediately below the bottom one in that line. I have a spot reserved next to her. The spot’s reserved, but the grave hasn’t been dug just yet.

Meanwhile, the mockery continues.

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Six years ago today, I received a series of comments to Hogewash! that were clearly from Team Kimberlin for the purpose of harassment. Here’s one of ’em.So how did that threat work out for them?

Bill Schmalfeldt has gone through dozens of websites, free podcasting trials, Twitter accounts, and radio gigs, but the Cabin Boy’s™ web presence continues to shrink. The same is generally true for 57F Matt Osborne, Very Ordinary Seaman Ferguson, and, especially, The Dread Deadbeat Publisher Kimberlin.

Meanwhile, Hogewash! continues to muddle along as a minor league blog in the right side of the blogosphere.

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The members of Team Kimberlin are so ofter either lying or completely ignorant fo the facts that it’s worth noting when they get something right. Seven years ago today, William Ferguson got One Right and One Wrong.

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Believe it or not, Bosun Billy Very Ordinary Seaman Ferguson got one correct today.wilsb8_201401092003ZIt turns out that the margins The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin has been using on his RICO Madness filings do not conform to Local Rule 102.2.b.

All documents filed with the Court shall not exceed 8 1/2” x 11”, with a top margin of at least 1 1/2” and left-hand margin of 1” and a right-hand margin of 1/2”.

OTOH, VOSF has been running his keyboard about Hogewash! divulging his soooper sekrit email address. By that he means his email address that pops up in multiple places on Google or Bing searches of his name, the email address publicly associated with, for example, his FargoTube account or his postings on alt.atheism.moderated.

Hey! He’s batting 0.500. That’s much better than usual.

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The mockery continues.

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This TKPOTD from five years ago today dealt with a couple of the minor players on Team Kimberlin.

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I see from the comment section that Very Ordinary Seaman Ferguson has graciously given me permission to sue him and 57F Osborne. Perhaps I shall, although if I do, it won’t be on his schedule. I shall file at a time of my choosing. I shall choose the forum.

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As a somewhat more successful musician than Willam Ferguson once noted,

You can’t always get what you want,
But if you try, sometime you find
You get what you need.

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Probably the least competent and most mockable member of Team Kimberlin is the musician wannabe William Ferguson. The TKPOTD from four years ago today dealt with one his failed predictions of the direst of dire direness that was supposed to befall me.

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S_A201605121243ZNow, that’s an interesting turn of phrase.

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Later that day, I put up this post—Bombshell Du Jour?

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I wonder if this is what Ferguson thinks is his “bombshell”?S_A201605130550ZThose are the forged tweets that Brett Kimberlin attempted to use as evidence during the District Court hearing for the peace order he sought against me last year. Those fakes have been debunked (go here for details), and the doubling down by Breitbart Umasked Bunny Boy Unread on a defamatory story that included them is one of the bases for the Hoge v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuit.S_A201605130553Z

If I had been lying about those tweets during the District Court hearing, one would expect that they would have been offered again during Kimberlin’s appeal to the Circuit Court along with additional backup evidence developed during the two month delay. That didn’t happen—perhaps because Kimberlin knew that I could prove that I was not the source of the tweets. My lawyer had the necessary evidence sitting in a folder ready to be introduced if needed.

The Team Lickspittle EOD crew was sent to disarm Ferguson’s “bombshell” over a year ago. It turned out to be a dud.

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I seems like everything Team Kimberlin has touched since the Turn of the Century has been a dud.

The mockery continues.

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Some of Team Kimberlin’s attempts at harassment have been downright comical, and as I noted six years ago today, Some Things Aren’t Worth Bothering With.

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I’m told that as part of his mockery of me Very Ordinary Seaman Ferguson has been trying to run one of the most common plays in Team Kimberlin’s book, false death threats.@DeeinHouston201401001846Z

Yawn. I’ll let Rick Blaine react for me.

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BTW, Team Kimberlin’s William Ferguson should not be confused with the talented operatic tenor. VOSF is the guy behind the electronic music tracks emitted under the name Sub-Aetha. Here’s a list of his top ten track on YouTube.Listen at your own risk.

The mockery continues.

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A TKPOTD from a few days ago, took a look at one of the hangers-on among Team Kimberlin, Very Ordinary Seaman Ferguson, an alleged musician and PHP programmer. It’s been reported that he didn’t enjoy that post and that he took to Twitter for a burst of self-pointage, self-laughery, and self-mockification.

BTW, VOSF still imagines that he has made a noticeable dent in the Universe. The Gentle Reader can check out Ferguson’s blog and form his own opinion. Meanwhile, …

The Mockery Continues.

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Not every TKPOTD is about Brett Kimberlin or his Internet PR flack Bill Schmalfeldt. On occasion, we’ve taken a look and some of the bit players. For example, five years ago today, William Ferguson was the object of this site’s pointage, laughery, and mockification.

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There seems to be a certain lassitude among the members of Team Kimberlin. Take Very Ordinary Seaman Ferguson for example. I don’t generally concern myself with ankle-biters like VOSF, but I take a look at his The Mockery Continues blog (No, I won’t link to it.) every six weeks or so to see if they’ve finally got his meds adjusted.

I took a look yesterday evening and found that he hasn’t had anything to say about me for a couple of weeks now.

Hmmmmm.

Either he’s disappointed by having his fearless leader’s case thrown out or they’re finally giving him enough of the right stuff. Or perhaps both. It really is no concern of mine.

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I must confess that comparing Very Ordinary Seaman Ferguson to Peter Lorre is unfair. Lorre’s whistling is vastly better than anything VOSF has ever served up as alleged music.

The Mockery Continues.

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The TKPOTD from four years ago today was a typical installment in this blog’s continuing pointage, laughery, and mockification of Team Kimberlin.

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Team Kimberlin’s abysmal record of predicting the outcomes of their lawfare is a wonderful source of pointing and laughter. Here are some more nonsense tweets from 2013.TK2013tweets_b The Cabin Boy’s™ 16 October tweet came the day that his motion for a modification of the first peace order (one that would have let him ignore it if he said that he was doing “journalism”) was denied. The tweet contains two errors. First, the state’s highest court is called the Court of Appeals. Second, instead of throwing out the peace order “TOMORROW or Friday,” the CoA threw out the Cabin Boy’s™ appeal the next week.

Very Ordinary Seaman Ferguson reacted to the news of the CoA denying Schmalfeldt’s appeal by opining that I was in bigger trouble because of the Kimberlin lawsuits. While they’ve been a pain in the neck (or a couple of feet lower), they really haven’t caused me any trouble. The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin gutted his own case through incompetence in the state lawsuit, and he isn’t performing any better in the RICO Madness.

The third tweet is typical of one of the Cabin Boy’s rants trying to justify harassment as activity protected by the First Amendment. No court has bought his line yet.

FrenchTaunt

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Team Kimberlin is a bunch of liars and clumsy ones at that. Five years ago today, I ran a post titled He Didn’t See It Here that dealt with one of Bill Schmalfeldt’s false narratives.

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After returning home from church and having lunch, I checked in on my Twitter timeline and found this:@wjjhogeTL201401261800ZCurious, I took a look at @CabinBoyRadio and found this:@cabinboyradio201401261623ZSince I had no idea what Schmalfeldt was talking about, I checked out his blog. It seems that he is trying to pin a bunch of “spam” comments to his blog on me. Of course, none of them are written in anything like the style of my tweets or comments on other blogs. None of them come any IP address associated with me. The IPs appear to be spoofed rather than TOR IPs because at least one is from AT&T Wireless, an unlikely spot for a TOR node.

I also found this rant.

[Image deleted. It was a rant about someone referring to him as “Schmuckfeldt.”]

There are several places where he may have seen that name before, but he never saw it in a post on this blog. I’m sure of that. I just ran a global search of all posts, this was the search return (Click the image to embiggen it.):ScreenCap201401261804Z
I see three possible sources for the comments that Schmalfedt complains about. The first would be someone opposed to Team Kimberlin who is yanking Schmalfeldt’s chain. If that’s the case, I hope whoever it is stops. The second possibility is that a member of Team Kimberlin or a supporter/eneabler is doing it to stir up trouble. The third is that Schmalfeldt created the comments himself in an attempt to run the “accuse the accuser” play one more time.

Whatever. He didn’t see that name in a Hogewash! blog post.

UPDATE—After my Sunday afternoon nap, I checked my Twitterz again and found more tweets about Schmalfeldt and evidence. So I went over to @CabinBoyRadio again and found that he had posted some tweets allegedly from me. I was puzzled where he found them, because I couldn’t remember sending them. Then he tweeted this link to Very Ordinary Seaman Ferguson: http://topsy.com/s?q=schmuckfeldt%20from%3Awjjhoge&type=tweet. I clicked on it and found the tweets that he was claiming were mine. This one bothered me.forged_tweet 363781895428907009I don’t cc myself on Twitter. What’s the point? So I clicked on the Reply button of the top tweet and got this.forger_tweet355754735903428608That’s not my tweet, is it? Indeed, it is tweet number 355754735903428608 which was sent by @AaronWorthing.@aaronworthing20130712

None of the other tweets are mine either.

This is not the first time that Bill Schmalfeldt has been caught trying to forge evidence. He would be well advised to stop. Very soon. As in now.

UPDATE 2—I notice he also tries to use postings at hogewash dot net as evidence. Oh, please! That site ran copies of the obscene images Schmalfeldt created of me last summer. It’s clearly not a site associated with or controlled by me.

UPDATE 3—If the Gentle Reader would like to see the original tweets on Twitter, click here and scroll down to last July.

UPDATE 4—Here’s what turns up when one does the same Topsy word search on @AaronWorthing:topsy_AW_SchmuckfeldtAs you can see, the “Hitler is not happy …” tweet is Aaron Walker’s which proves absolutely nothing about the identity of Kimberlin Unmasked. It does, however, confirm that what Schmalfeldt has been trying to peddle is bogus.

#Fail

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The technique of using a Topsy search to generate pseudo-tweets that appear to have been originated by someone who was included with an @ mention was recycled in March, 2015, when The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin attempted to use forged evidence during a hearing for a peace order petition against me.

I’m pretty sure that I’ve previously mentioned that Kimberlin has been convicted of perjury and attempting to forge DoD driver’s licenses. He got his name in the papers in 2017 in connection with fake documents apparently aimed at causing trouble for the Trump administration.

Why would anyone believe anything he says?

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One of the lesser members of Team Kimberlin is a loser by the name of William Ferguson (aka Very Ordinary Seaman Ferguson). His principal contribution to Team Kimberlin’s PR effort was a blog called The Mockery Continues which was the subject of the TKPOTD from three years ago today.

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While trudging through The Mockery Continues, I found these words:

In fact, I could do just that – recycle my old blogs and they’d be just as relevant today as they were the day I wrote them.

Just so. But not the way he thinks.

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His self-mockery has continued in the form of occasional comments at Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread and tweets.

Losing losers gotta lose.

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Wrong and wronger. That’s probably the best way to describe the “mockery” to which one member of Team Kimberlin, Very Ordinary Seaman Ferguson, tried to subject many of the defendants in The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin’s LOLsuits, especially me. Of course, the proper response was to make Ferguson the object of pointage, laughery, and mockification based on his silly claims. This Prevarication Du Jour from five years ago today is an example of such pushback.

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wilsb8_201310220313ZVery Ordinary Seaman Ferguson thinks that I have a bigger problem now, does he? I suppose he thinks that the two marvelously deficient lawsuits that The Dread Pirate Kimberlin has filed against me are big problems.

They are, but not for me.

If by some chance either of the suits survives a motion to dismiss, Brett Kimberlin will have to answer a lot of questions during discovery, and he will provide discovery this time. Because if he doesn’t, that will be grounds for dismissal. So either each suit is dismissed, or Kimberlin is subject to discovery, or he ducks discovery again and each suit is dismissed.

Of course, I suspect that one or more of the defendants in either or both of the suits will have counterclaims, and they will likely multiply after discovery. Also, I suspect that one or more of the defendants in either or both of the suits will be adding parties as part of their counterclaims. If I were a member of Team Kimberlin, I’d … no, I not gonna give ’em any advice.

The lawsuits aren’t a problem. They’re a golden opportunity.

I’m reminded of a line from the movie Patton.

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The one suit against me that made it past motions to dismiss resulted in Kimberlin being sanctioned for playing games with discovery. And then he lost the case at trial. All his other lawfare failed on motions to dismiss or a motion for summary judgment.

And the pointage, laughery, and mockification continues.

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It’s Talk Like a Pirate Day, and six years ago today, I ran this post about Talking Like Dread Pirate #Brett Kimberlin.

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Arrrrgh! None of the rest of his crew were available for comment.