Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Wrong and wronger. That’s probably the best way to describe the “mockery” to which one member of Team Kimberlin, Very Ordinary Seaman Ferguson, tried to subject many of the defendants in The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin’s LOLsuits, especially me. Of course, the proper response was to make Ferguson the object of pointage, laughery, and mockification based on his silly claims. This Prevarication Du Jour from five years ago today is an example of such pushback.

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wilsb8_201310220313ZVery Ordinary Seaman Ferguson thinks that I have a bigger problem now, does he? I suppose he thinks that the two marvelously deficient lawsuits that The Dread Pirate Kimberlin has filed against me are big problems.

They are, but not for me.

If by some chance either of the suits survives a motion to dismiss, Brett Kimberlin will have to answer a lot of questions during discovery, and he will provide discovery this time. Because if he doesn’t, that will be grounds for dismissal. So either each suit is dismissed, or Kimberlin is subject to discovery, or he ducks discovery again and each suit is dismissed.

Of course, I suspect that one or more of the defendants in either or both of the suits will have counterclaims, and they will likely multiply after discovery. Also, I suspect that one or more of the defendants in either or both of the suits will be adding parties as part of their counterclaims. If I were a member of Team Kimberlin, I’d … no, I not gonna give ’em any advice.

The lawsuits aren’t a problem. They’re a golden opportunity.

I’m reminded of a line from the movie Patton.

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The one suit against me that made it past motions to dismiss resulted in Kimberlin being sanctioned for playing games with discovery. And then he lost the case at trial. All his other lawfare failed on motions to dismiss or a motion for summary judgment.

And the pointage, laughery, and mockification continues.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


It’s Talk Like a Pirate Day, and six years ago today, I ran this post about Talking Like Dread Pirate #Brett Kimberlin.

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Arrrrgh! None of the rest of his crew were available for comment.

Moral Wins and Loses


While I was drinking my first cup of coffee this morning and looking though the overnight comments here at Hogewash!, I found this one had been made to Sunday’s Bonus TKPOTD.I’m not sure where the “$70K” price tag comes from, but this question is an important one at root and deserves an answer. As far as I’m concerned, the answer is, “A life well lived.”

Bonus Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


I see over at the Sonoran Conservative that Very Ordinary Seaman Ferguson is providing a fresh opportunity for pointage, laughery, and mockification by running off at the keyboard about global warming. You’d think that someone who had trouble figuring out how Twitter works would realize that he’s over his head discussing AGW, but …

No, really, Ferguson seemed to have trouble grasping a basic feature of Twitter as this post from five years ago today shows.

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When I got home from the engineering seminar I attended at Goddard Space Flight Center this afternoon, I found this in the Interactions tab of my Twitter timeline—wilsb8_201309091528Z

I didn’t have to “dig” for it by clicking on the Mentions tab. Also, when I checked by phone, I found this in on the Connect tab of my Twiiter app—phonephoto2103090901

It’s pretty clear that these guys don’t understand how Twitter really works. Very Ordinary Seaman Ferguson’s tweets popped right up in my timeline. No “digging” was required.

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The mockery continues.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Team Kimberlin is predictably vain and stupidly so. The Gentle Reader may remember that Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Brett Unread has be quiet for the past three months. The Dread Deadbeat Publisher Kimberlin has been unable to find the time to deal with any of that unimportant news that’s been cluttering the Interwebz since mid April. But yesterday, a story too important to ignore hit.

After TDPK’s hearing about the Maryland Court of Appeals decision in the Walker v. Maryland, et al. case, a story (No, I won’t link to it.) was hurriedly published at BU. Of course, the post is a mostly inaccurate representation of what has happened, but it’s the comments following the post that are the real hoot with their silly disconnection from reality. I particularly enjoyed this one:LMAO! It’s almost as if they run that site for the sole purpose of being the objects of pointage, laughery, and mockification.

The Dread Deadbeat Pirate/Pro-Se/Publisher/Perofrmer/Prevaricator/Pedo Kimberlin and his crew should have cut there losses and quit. I’m not through with them yet.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Failing musicianship is a common characteristic among many members of Team Kimberlin. Very Ordinary Seaman Ferguson has never had much success peddling his sub-aetha schtick. Cabin Boy Bill Schmalfeldt’s song parodies are usually the low point of his podcast demo du jour. And, as the TKPOTD from four years ago today noted, The Dread Deadbeat Performer Kimberlin’s lack of talent has stunted his musical ambitions.

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Brett Kimberlin has wanted a successful music career for decades. The Gentle Reader can find his music videos lurking on YouTube and see why success has eluded him. On page 354 of Citizen K: The Deeply Weird American Journey of Brett Kimberlin, Mark Singer quotes Brett Kimberlin as saying:

My lyrics are very potent, and they’ll touch a lot of people. I see myself as being in the Phil Collins mold more than, say, in the Michael Jackson mold. I can’t be fake that way. I have to be real.

Certainly, Kimberlin does not rise to Michael Jackson’s stature …

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Also, none of them seem to have had much success with a day job either.

Hmmmm.

 

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


The Team Kimberlin member who as tried hardest and failed most miserably at real world relevance seems to be William Ferguson (aka Very Ordinary Seaman Ferguson). Two years ago today, he was tweeting about the direst of dire direness about to come my way, as I reported in this post called Bombshell Du Jour?.

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I wonder if this is what Ferguson thinks is his “bombshell”?S_A201605130550ZThose are the forged tweets that Brett Kimberlin attempted to use as evidence during the District Court hearing for the peace order he sought against me last year. Those fakes have been debunked (go here for details), and the doubling down by Breitbart Umasked Bunny Boy Unread on a defamatory story that included them is one of the bases for the Hoge v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuit.S_A201605130553Z

If I had been lying about those tweets during the District Court hearing, one would expect that they would have been offered again during Kimberlin’s appeal to the Circuit Court along with additional backup evidence developed during the two month delay. That didn’t happen—perhaps because Kimberlin knew that I could prove that I was not the source of the tweets.

The Team Lickspittle EOD crew was sent to disarm Ferguson’s “bombshell” over a year ago. It turned out to be a dud.

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The pointage, laughery, and mockification continues.