I think so, Brain … but beer is a plant-based solution.

I think so, Brain … but plants are living things too. They’re just easier to catch.

I think so, Brain … but could you kill a vegetarian vampire with a steak through his heart?

I think so, Brain … but wouldn’t a meatless diet leave us in a persistent vegetarian state?

I think so, Brain … but vegetarians should realize that plants are living things too … they’re just easier to catch.

I think so, Brain … but can a vegetarian eat animal crackers?

I think so, Brain … but why would someone climb to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian?