Legal LULZ Du Jour


Wanna bet?

This is what the U. S. District Court for the District of South Carolina Information on Representing Yourself in a Civil Action says about subpoenas on page 16—

Also—

Notice to Other Parties Before Service. If the subpoena commands the production of documents, electronically stored information, or tangible things or the inspection of premises before trial, then before it is served on the person to whom it is directed, a notice and a copy of the subpoena must be served on each party.

—Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 45(a)(4)

So The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt won’t get any subpoenas issued until after the Court has granted a motion allowing them (a motion that would likely be opposed), and if he gets any subpoenas, he can’t serve them until he has served a copy on each defendant.

Nothing is likely to proceed as the Cabin Boy™ has hallucinated.

Subpoenas Du Jour


The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin has filed another motion trying to get the court to issue subpoenas in the Kimberlin v. Frey RICO Remnant LOLsuit.

Once again, he wants to subpoena me. He also wants information about Patterico and SWATing from Aaron Worthing. the LA County District Attorney, and the FBI. He wants Twitter to rat out the identity of BKWatch and Google to identify whoever created speedwaybomberhistory dot blogspot dot com. He also wants a subpoena for someone named Leslie Lynnton Fuller.

Hmmmm.