It looks as if Megan Rapinoe has had her flash of fame. Her captaincy of a metric football team gave her a platform to engage in narcissistic anti-Americanism, but she lacked the necessary poise to be a sports heroine. While she’ll probably be given a spot among the D-list celebrities for her service to The Narrative, she’ll never really be famous.
UPDATE—Typo fixed. I hate autocorrupt.
The US team won its match with the English team 2-1 in the Women’s World Cup series.
The Brits have been having trouble with us during the month of July for the past 243 years.
While Samoans do well playing American Football, they haven’t done well in the game most of the world calls “football.” The world’s worst soccer team, the American Samoans, has finally won a game! They beat Tonga 2-1. The BBC has coverage here.