Breaking: Biden Administration to Obey a Law

Although the Biden Administration has spent a significant amount of effort and political capital promoting the agenda of transsexual lobby, it is requiring strict obedience to the Selective Service Act. Except when they are members of the Armed Forces on active duty, all biological males between the ages of 18 and 25 must be registered with the Selective Service System.

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