Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


And we’re still waiting for news in several of the Team-Kimberlin-related court cases. While reviewing material to recycle during the time we’re in this holding pattern, I been enjoying rereading some of Bill Schmalfeldt’s comically inept tweets about the dozen-plus failed LOLsuits that he and The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin have filed.

On October 15, 2013, TDPK filed his first RICO Madness LOLsuit. The next day, the Cabin Boy™ tweeted this—@BomberSues was the Twitter account for the website setup to collect donations to defray the cost of TDPK’s LOLsuits against bloggers. There never was a RICO “charge.” There was a Racketeering Influenced and Corrupt Organization civil claim in the RICO Madness LOLsuit, but no criminal charge was ever filed as a result of the LOLsuit. And the RICO Madness LOLsuit had no significant effect on the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. nuisance LOLsuit filed in state court. The pro bono lawyer defending my codefendants and me stuck by us to the end of that suit and through TDPK’s appeal. Further, he successfully defended me pro bono in the subsequent RICO Retread LOLsuit TDPK filed in state court after his first federal RICO suit was dismissed, and successfully represented me in the RICO Retread appeal.

The Cabin Boy™ appealed the first peace order issued against him to the Maryland Court of Appeals. The court refused to hear his appeal. He sought to have the peace order modified. The Circuit Court denied his motion.

As usual, Schmalfeldt got it wrong. First, I dream of a world where I don’t have to sue anyone. Second, I don’t pull the wings off of flies. I zap ’em with one of these.Click on the image to buy one from Amazon.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


One of the silliest claims that The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin has made in his various LOLsuits is that making truthful statements about him based on his own writings is defamatory. For example, in his second amended complaint in the Kimberlin v. National Bloggers Club, et al. (II) RICO Retread LOLsuit, TDPK alleged this—The statement that Kimberlin has filed over 100 lawsuits is based on Kimberlin’s own words contained in an email he sent to Patrick Frey. The opinion that they were frivolous is based on the fact that he lost almost all of them. And as a blogger on the receiving in of TDPK’s lawfare, I agree that his attacks were vicious.

I’ve seen it suggested in some quarters that Patterico wasn’t telling the truth about receiving such an email from Kimberlin. However, in his order granting summary judgment in Patrick Frey’s favor in the Kimberlin v. Frey RICO Remnant LOLsuit, Judge Hazel found this—By my reckoning, TDPK’s filed another dozen or so civil actions in the past five years. Perhaps the next time he threatens someone he should claim to have filed “over a hundred-and-twelve lawsuits,” but given the way he’s been beaten over the past five years, he may not want to claim that his pro se lawfare is no sweat.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


For the first time in over four years, I don’t have a lawsuit or the appeal of a lawsuit from Brett Kimberlin pending against me. Kimberlin’s attempts to use lawfare to suppress the First Amendment rights of people who have written and spoken truthful things about him have been abject failures against those of us who stood up to him. Some of the victims of his lawfare settled for various reasons of their own, but taken as a whole, the phrase “Kimberlin has failed” is a good summation of his LOLsuits.

I beat him in four vexatious civil suits, three frivolous appeals, two sets of false criminal charges, and a bogus peace order petition. I was awarded sanctions in two of the lawsuits and one of the appeals, and I have instructed an attorney to begin the collection process.

The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin still has two LOLsuits on appeal. The Kimberlin v. Hunton & Williams LLP, et al. RICO 2 Retread Appeal is at the Maryland Court of Special Appeals. (He didn’t include me in that case, perhaps having finally figured out how res judicata works in Maryland.) The Kimberlin v. Frey RICO Remnant Appeal has gone to the Court of Appeals for the Fourth Circuit. I’m not going very far out on a limb to predict that Kimberlin will lose both.

He also has one other LOLsuit in limbo in the U. S. District Court for the District of Maryland. It’s styled Kimberlin v. Breitbart Holdings, et al. The complaint is sealed, so I don’t know what TDPK’s claims are, but it’s almost a year old, and the court has still not allowed summonses to be issued to the defendants. I’m going to speculate that the case will be dismissed with prejudice sua sponte as soon as the Fourth Circuit dismisses the Frey appeal. Patrick Frey is a codefendant in the Breitbart Holdings case. If TDPK has alleged a conspiracy (as he usually does), then Patterico’s res judicata defense should also apply to his “co-conspirators.” That will mean that “Kimberlin has failed” to state a claim upon which relief can be granted.

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


The coming week has a couple of due dates.

Last Monday, Judge Hazel gave The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin seven days to file a copy of the missing “Exhibit S” for the supplement he filed to his motion for summary judgment in the Kimberlin v. Frey RICO Remnant LOLsuit.

A show cause hearing in the Hoge v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuit is scheduled for The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt before Judge Hecker at 8:45 am on Wednesday.

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

T-minus 3 days and counting.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Yes, now that discovery is closed in the Kimberlin v. Frey RICO Remnant LOLsuit and the Hoge v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuit and the time for filing dispositive motions has passed, we’re in summary judgment season.

Patrick Frey and The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin both have motions for summary judgment pending before Judge Hazel in the RICO Remnant LOLsuit.

In the Hoge v. Kimberlin, et al. case the Cabin Boy’s™ second motion for summary judgment has been denied, but my motions for summary judgment against Tetyana Kimberlin and against Almighty Media, Breitbart Unmasked, and Bill Schmalfeldt are pending. So is the Kimberlins’ motion against me.

Meanwhile, it’s T-minus 12 days and counting in the Hoge v. Kimberlin, et al. case.