The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin is whining about how long it takes to get paperwork processed in the Kimberlin v. Frey RICO Remnant LOLsuit.

Yes, as we’ve seen today, TDPK has trouble managing his legal schedule.

UPDATE—I guess this explains why I haven’t seen that subpoena he submitted yet.

UPDATE 2—I’m not making this up, you know—

Intermarkets has filed this reply to The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s opposition to their motion to quash his subpoena.

Patterico’s legal team has filed this opposition to TDPK’s motion to compel discovery and for sanctions.

This puts a formal end to The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s appeal of the dismissal of the RICO and Ku Klux Klan Act claims in the Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness.

Good riddance.

The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin has sent this to the judge in the Kimberlin v. Frey remnant of the Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness.

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

UPDATE—There are an amazing number of errors in this filing, but I’ll point out just two for now.

First, TDPK says he wants to add the Los Angeles DA’s Office and the FBI as defendants. Does he mean the City of LA or the County of LA? However, that question is moot, because, second, the court has ordered that TDPK may not make any further amendments to his LOLsuit.

One of the Gentle Readers suggested that I do a Top 10 list of the biggest mistakes Team Kimberlin have made in their lawfare. That sounded like a good idea, so unless something big happens over the next few days, we’ll be looking at The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s and The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt’s biggest goofs to date.

10. Brett Kimberlin Sues Seth Allen
9. Brett Kimberlin Petitions for a Protective Order Against His Wife
8. Kimberlin Seeks a Peace Order Against John Norton
7. Schmalfeldt Seeks a Peace Order Against Patrick Grady
6. Kimberlin Files Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness
5. Kimberlin Files Kimberlin v. Walker
4. Schmalfeldt Sues Me in State Court

3. Kimberlin Uses JTMP Funds to Pay a Fee in Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al.  The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin filed for a subpoena in the Eastern District of Virginia seeking to force an Internet marketing company to give up information related to Ace of Spades. That motion was denied. According to this receipt, he paid the filing fee with a Justice Through Music Project check.

More will come of this later.

One of the Gentle Readers suggested that I do a Top 10 list of the biggest mistakes Team Kimberlin have made in their lawfare. That sounds like a good idea, so unless something big happens over the next few days, we’ll be looking at The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s and The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt’s biggest goofs to date.

10. Brett Kimberlin Sues Seth Allen
9. Brett Kimberlin Petitions for a Protective Order Against His Wife
8. Kimberlin Seeks a Peace Order Against John Norton
7. Schmalfeldt Seeks a Peace Order Against Patrick Grady

6. Kimberlin Files Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness On 15 October, 2013, the Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin filed a federal racketeering lawsuit against over 20 defendants. He personally handed me a copy of the complaint on 16 October. That did not constitute service of process because parties cannot serve each other. Service must be through a third-part or mail. The complaint was screwed up, so TDPK filed his first amended complaint on the 17th. When he finally got around to serving the defendants, he timed it such that his responses to our motions to dismiss would be due from roughly Christmas Eve to just after New Year’s. Upon discovering that problem, he whined to the court for an extension of time.

However, his biggest screw up with service was his forging of a summons for a party he neglected to name in the first amended complaint. That and his other shenanigans related to serving court papers on defendants came back to bite him in this and other cases. Indeed, motions for sanctions are still pending in this case.

This March, all of this case except for one claim against Patrick Frey was dismissed.

The RICO count Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness LOLsuit was dismissed with respect to all defendants. What’s left of that suit is now styled Kimberlin v. Frey, and that remnant of the suit has now proceeded to discovery.

TDPK is sending subpoenas around, and one of them seeks information concerning the identity of non-party Ace of Spades. The recipient of that subpoena has moved to quash it.

The attorney representing Dan Backer and DB Capitol Services in The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s appeal of the dismissal of most of the Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness has filed an informal opposition brief …

… and a motion for sanctions.

Heh.

The lawyers for Glenn Beck and his companies have filed an informal reply brief in The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s appeal of the Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness.

My favorite line from the brief is:

This bit from my Informal Response Brief file in the Fourth Circuit appeal of the Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness is worth repeating for emphasis.

It is telling that Appellant states he would have been able to allege his case with proper specificity if he had been allowed to conduct discovery.  See Appellant’s Lead Brief at 6, 8.  This amounts to an admission that he truly was engaged in a fishing expedition in violation of Fed. R. Civ. P. 11, sanctionable conduct providing yet another reason for the lawsuit to have been dismissed.

Stay tuned.

The Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals doesn’t seem to think so.

UPDATE—It turns out that The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s brief arrived at the court in today’s mail.

It’s a marvelously defective document, but I’ll save my comments for my informal response brief.

Stay tuned.

The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin mailed his informal brief in his appeal of the RICO Madness LOLsuit to the Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals on the last day allowed for it to arrive in Richmond. The Court will probably accept his brief anyway.

Aaron Walker has a copy posted over at Allergic to Bull.

I got a hold of a copy this afternoon and have managed to stop laughing long enough to write a first draft of my informal reply. I’ll review and edit it for a few days before filing it. Meanwhile, I don’t have any further comment on TDPK’s filing until after the Court decides whether or not to let the appeal go forward.

Stay tuned.

Tick, tock.

The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s appeal in the Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness lolsuit proves one thing: that Brett Kimberlin is an untrustworthy liar. He settled that suit with five of the parties—The American Spectator, The Franklin Center, James O’Keefe, Simon & Schuster, and Lynn Thomas. Now, in spite of agreeing that the matter was settled with those parties, he is including them among the defendants in his appeal.

These folks thought they had come to a final agreement with Kimberlin. Legally, they did, but nothing is final for Kimberlin until he gets his way.

Given this example, it certainly seems that anyone who trusts Brett Kimberlin is a fool.

The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin has filed a notice of appeal of the dismissal of the RICO and Ku Klux Klan Act claims in his Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness. Timing is important, but I don’t think that I’ll tell TDPK what’s so important about timing in this case—at least, not just yet.

Tick, tock.

Ron Coleman, the lawyer representing Patterico in the remaining embers of The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness, has filed the following answer to TDPK’s second amended complaint.

The money quote is in paragraph 147.

He thinks so.

I’ll have more to say after I finish laughing.