Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Throughout Brett Kimberlin’s career as a pro se litigant he has sought special treatment from the courts. His shenanigans finally caused a couple of courts to take notice. He got special treatment, but not the kind he was asking for. The usual practice in the Circuit Court for Montgomery County was to have whichever judge who was sitting on a particular day handle whatever pretrial motions were being considered that day. Thus, during the pretrial phase of the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. nuisance LOLsuit, motions were heard by at least six different judges who were not able to hear the different tales Kimberlin was telling them. That changed with the RICO Retread LOLsuit, and all motions in that and all subsequent cases involving Kimberlin were heard by Judge Michael Mason. That judge also presided at the Walker v. Kimberlin, et al. trial.

The U. S. District Court for Maryland caught on the Kimberlin and began assigning all the case he filed to a single judge as well.

Having to appear before a judge who remembered Kimberlin’s previous statements in court really began to crimp Kimberlin’s style, so he tried to have Judge Mason removed from the RICO II Retread LOLsuit. Here’s the TKPOTD for five years ago today.

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Last week, Judge Mason denied The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s motion for a new judge in the RICO 2 Retread LOLsuit. Here’s the motion that TPDK filed and that the judge denied.

It’s pretty clear that TDPK is getting desperate.

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Kimberlin has settle with a few of the defendants he’s sued since 2012, but he’s never won on the LOLsuits he’s filed since then.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

As July, 2014, was ending, it was becoming obvious that someone would be opening a snow cone stand in the Ring Three of the Seventh Circle before Brett Kimberlin came up with a winning strategy for his LOLsuits. Five of the seven claims in the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. nuisance LOLsuit had gone down on summary judgment, and the RICO Madness LOLsuit was coming undone. The In Re RICO Madness post from seven years ago today dealt with one of The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin’s attempts to get a preliminary injunction to prevent my blogging about him.

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As you can see from the letter that Paul Alan Levy has sent to Judge Hazel, The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin has made some sort of filing in the Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness, and he is asking that it be sealed. As Mr. Levy notes, TDPK has not served copies of his filing on any of the pro se defendants.

As I wrote earlier, this is a sign of abject stupidity.

The Gentle Reader may wish to consider stocking up on Jujubes and Raisinettes as well as popcorn.

UPDATE—Stacy McCain weighs in here.

UPDATE 2—rsm20140724

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Judge Hazel did grant permission for Kimberlin to file a motion for a preliminary injunction—but with strict limitations about content and form. After losing the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. LOLsuit, Kimberlin decided to take a vacation to Hawaii rather than file his motion.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

The TKPOTD from seven years ago today dealt with one of the sillier claims in the Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin’s RICO Madness LOLsuit and my not-so-tongue-in-cheek response.

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The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin feigns fear of Aaron Walker and me. This is from paragraph 76 of his second amended complaint in his Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness.ECF 135-76
TDPK strikes me as a bit disingenuous with his worry about people who own firearms. After all, his authorized biography Citizen K tells of how he possessed several AR15s, a silenced pistol, a shotgun, and other weapons back in his drug dealing days. He was barred from possessing any firearm back then because of a previous felony conviction.

RANGE_PHOTOI, OTOH, am a law-abiding gun owner, and, although my 66 year old eyes ain’t what they used to be, I’m still a reasonable shot. The target on the left was shot rapid fire with a .45 at 50 feet.

I’ve never threatened anyone on Team Kimberlin with violence. However, anyone who wishes to threaten me or my family may draw whatever conclusion he will based on what he knows about me.

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Things have remained peaceful at stately Hoge Manor. BTW, this is from a more recent trip to the range with a 9 mm Browning High Power.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Neal Rauhauser was the actual architect of Team Kimberlin’s strategy of using frivolous pro se litigation to harass their perceived enemies. I was on the receiving end of two of The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin’s RICO LOLsuits, and I wasn’t surprised by the first RICO claim because Rauhauser had tipped their hand over a year in advance. This post about RICO and Patterico is from nine years ago today.

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Neal Rauhauser has a pattern of letting things slip through careless blogging, emails, or tweets. Patrick Frey believes he has picked up on plans for a RICO suit targeting him and other bloggers.

Mr. Rauhauser, once you sue, the discovery process will begin. It works both ways. Is that really what you want?

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Indeed, only two of the many cases brought by TDPK made it to the discovery phase, and discovery did not go well for Kimberlin in either.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

As the TKPOTD from seven years ago today notes, criminals are often uncomfortable when they have to interact with law enforcement personnel.

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Here’s some more of The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s whining from his proposed second amended complaint for his Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness.ECF 100-99Now, I can understand why TDPK is a bit edgy around FBI agents. Not all his experiences with them have been comfortable for him.ECF33-2

U.S. v. Kimberlin, 805 F.2d 210, 228 (7th Cir. 1986)

‘Nuff said.

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Kimberlin is one of the few people, perhaps the only person, who knows what the Seal of the President of the United States tastes like.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

The TKPOTD for seven years ago today, caught Brett Kimberlin in one of his many lies in a court filing.

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This is from The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s proposed second amended complaint in the Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness.ECF 100-67That’s not true.

Stay tuned.

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For the record, here is the IRS 501(c)3 status letter sent to the National Bloggers Club. I’ve zoomed in on the effective date.

 

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Today is the ninth anniversary of Everybody Blog About Brett Kimberlin Day. One of my posts that day was Patterico Tells His Story.

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Go read it.

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While I hold the record for being the most sued defendant during Kimberlin’s lawfare campaign, Patterico endured the longes single case. It took 18 months for most of the Kimberlin v. National Bloggers Club, et al. (i) [aka Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al.] RICO Madness LOLsuit for be dismissed, but the remaining Kimberlin v. Frye RICO Retread LOLsuit took more than another two years to get to a summary judgment in Patterico’s favor.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

This post titled Electronic Harassment? ran six years ago today after Tetyana Kimberlin filed a false Application for Statement of Charges against me alleging that I had engaged in electronic harassment of her elder daughter. Brett Kimberlin has previously filed a bogus peace order petition against me on behalf of Tetyana’s daughter, but the petition had been denied in both the District and Circuit Courts. Kimberlin’s PR flack Bill Schmalfeldt announce the resulting criminal case.

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@GrouchyOldLib201505211659ZI received a summons from the District Court in Rockville to appear on 2 July so that I can be served with a charging document and be advised of my rights. The summons states that there will be a preliminary inquiry and that I will be advised of a future date for a trial if probable cause is found that I may have committed whatever I’m charged with.

I do not plan to make any further substantive public comment on this matter until after I have seen the actual charging document(s) and reviewed them with counsel.

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When the complaint for this was was filed, the appeal of the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. case was still in process, the Kimberlin v. National Bloggers Club, et al. (I) RICO Madness case had devolved into the Kimberlin v. Frey RICO Remnant case, and the Kimberlin v. Hunton & Williams, et al. RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo and Kimberlin v. National Bloggers Club, et al. (II) RICO Retread LOLsuits were still hadn’t been dismissed or gone to summary judgment. However, all those civil case were clearly going poorly for The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin, so the fake criminal complaint was a last gasp attack on me.

Of course, it failed as did all his LOLsuits. Indeed, I never had to respond to the summons because the charge was dropped for lack of evidence before the date of the hearing.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin has alway had an uphill struggle with judges, as can be seen in this TKPOTD from seven years ago today.

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PreparationH96ctJudge Grimm does not seem inclined to provide any temporary relief for The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s butthurt. He has denied TDPK’s request for file a sanctions motion against the lawyer representing Twitchy. However, Amazon offers this remedy—

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He’s sold a lot of popcorn too.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

The TKPOTD from seven years ago today offered a partial explanation of why much of the reporting about Brett Kimberlin and his activities often seemed more than a little odd.

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This is from a reply to one of The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s pleadings in the Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness.ECF 59-p6

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I couldn’t make that stuff up if I tried.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

We can put one more mark in Brett Kimberlin’s loss column.

One of the LOLsuits to which Brett Kimberlin was tangentially connected via his Protect Our Elections operation was the Public Citizen v. FEC case. Six years ago, Hogewash! ran a post about Public Citizen, et al. v. Federal Election Commission, et al. which showed how Kimberlin was tied to the suit. On 17 March, 2021, summary judgment was granted in favor of the defendants. The 2015 post is below, followed by the recent summary judgment order.

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There’s been some questions about that FEC case The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin keeps referring to in some of his court filings. Here’s the caption of the original complaint:CaptionThe case number is 14-CV-148. The suit alleges that the Federal Election Commission didn’t properly investigate spending by Karl Rove’s organization Crossroad GPS.ECF 1-7Brett Kimberlin’s connections to the case are vial ProtectOurElections dot org (which is one of the Justice Through Music Project/VelvetRevolution.US fundraising websites) and Kevin Zeese (who TDPK has described as legal counsel to his organizations).ECF 1-11ECF 1-13Currently, there is a pending motion for summary judgment filed by Crossroads GPS which has joined the case as an intervenor/defendant. That motion was fully briefed as of 7 April.

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BTW, 17 March, 2021, was the sixth anniversary of the dismissal of the RICO Madness Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. LOLsuit.

Heh.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Brett Kimberlin has made some amazingly stupid statements in the course of his campaign of lawfare. The TKPOTD from six years ago today detailed one of them.

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The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin has told Judge Hazel that he (the judge) found that Kimberlin’s state law claims were viable. He included this line describing his version of the court’s finding in his most recent letter to the court.ECF 274-p1IANAL, so I’m not sure of the correct legal term is for such a statement, but in engineering it would be referred to as bullshit. The court made no such finding. Here’s what Judge Hazel wrote.ECF 263-p34res_judicata_mugsJudge Hazel’s saying that the state law claims were outside of his jurisdiction and that he intended for the federal court to mind its own business is not the same thing as saying those claims are valid. Indeed, he expressed no opinion on the state law claims other than to note that they might be barred by “res judicata and/or collateral estoppel.” Meanwhile, Maryland Rule 2-101(b) allows a 30-day window to file the claims in a state court after the dismissal by a federal court for lack of jurisdiction. Time is up at close of business on Thursday. If TDPK does file something before the window closes, I look forward to using that suit as further evidence of his vexatiousness.

Tick, tock.

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Wishful thinking cannot bend Reality.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Brett Kimberlin is no stranger to failure. The TKPOTD for six years ago today emphasized that point with respect to the first of his RICO LOLsuits against me.

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Here is what Judge Hazel has had to say about The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s RICO Madness—

Kimberlin failed to plead … Kimberlin has failed to adequately plead … Kimberlin has failed to state a claim … Kimberlin has failed to allege … Kimberlin has therefore failed to plead … Kimberlin has failed to adequately plead … he has failed … he has failed … He has failed to do so … the SAC fails to allege … Kimberlin has therefore failed … Kimberlin has failed … Kimberlin has therefore failed to plead … Kimberlin has failed … his SAC failed to identify … attempt would also fail … Kimberlin has therefore failed … Kimberlin failed … necessarily must fail … he has failed … Kimberlin has failed to adequately plead … claim would still fail … Kimberlin has failed … Kimberlin has failed … would still fail … Kimberlin has failed … Kimberlin has failed to allege … Kimberlin has therefore failed … has failed to state a claim … because he has “fail[ed] to plead facts” … must be dismissed as he has failed to plead facts … Kimberlin has failed … dismissal of § 1985(2) claim for failure to allege … his failure … Kimberlin has failed to state claims …

Plaintiff is mistaken.

Yep, that about covers it.

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He failed at drug smuggling, and he failed at running an import/export business to/from Ukraine during his first parole. He has failed as a musician. He’s failed …

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Another reason for the failure of all of the Team Kimberlin LOLsuits has been their inability to frame a believable narrative and to tell it consistently. The TKPOTD for seven years ago today pointed out one of the inconsistencies in the RICO Madness LOLsuit.

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One of the things I noticed about The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin from watching him tell different versions of the same story during different court hearings is that he sometimes seems to have trouble remembering what he’s said before. Recently, he’s been having that sort of difficulty with keeping his stories consistent even in the same document. For example, consider these two clips from his proposed Second Amended Complaint in the Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness.

This is from paragraph 83.ECF 100-1-83This is the beginning of paragraph 95.ECF 100-1-95So TDPK says that Erick Erickson joined the mythical RICO Enterprise twice.

Uh, huh.

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It’s clear that Kimberlin’s ego caused him to get in over his head.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Ah, today’s another one of the nicer anniversaries connected to The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin’s lawfare. This post In Re RICO Madness appeared five years ago today.

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Judge Hazel has issued his order ending the RICO Madness.

The case is now Kimberlin v. Frey, and the judge is moving it along to the next phase.

Although I am no longer a part of the lawsuit, the Gentle Reader should expect that Hogewash! will continue to provide close coverage of the case.

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RereadingJudge Hazel’s order and a related case document has allowed me to better understand the course of TDPK’s subsequent court cases.

Heh.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Team Kimberlin’s campaign attempting use lawfare in the form of defamation LOLsuits and bogus criminal charges as a means of silencing their critics blew up in their faces when almost all of the defendants vigorously stood up for our First Amendment free speech and free press rights. Eight years ago today, I wrote this post, Blog It Now, about why we bloggers were pushing back against being cancelled.

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In an earlier post today I alluded to Edward R. Murrow’s 1954 See It Now broadcast about Senator Joseph McCarthy. Whether or not one agrees with Murrow’s conclusions, that broadcast is an excellent example of using someone’s own words as criticism against him. Given the various lawfare tactics used by Team Kimberlin over the past couple of years, I’d like to offer this paraphrase of Murrow’s closing words from that broadcast:

We will not be driven by fear if we dig deep in our history and our doctrine and remember that we are not descended from fearful men—not men who feared to write, to speak, to associate, and to defend their causes. This is no time for men who oppose Team Kimberlin’s methods to keep silent. We can deny our heritage and our history, but we cannot escape responsibility for the result. There is no way for a free citizen to abdicate his responsibility. As bloggers we have come into our full inheritance at a tender age. We proclaim ourselves defenders of free speech wherever it exists, but we cannot defend freedom for ourselves by deserting it for others.

The actions of the Cabin Boy from Team Kimberlin have caused alarm and dismay to some amongst our ranks and have given considerable comfort to the enemies of free speech. And whose fault is that? Not really his. He didn’t create a situation of fear; he has merely been used to exploit it. If we allow him to succeed, then Cassius was right. “The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves.”

Good night and good luck. Stay tuned.

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I’m beginning to believe that Kimberlin’s lawfare was a dry run for a proposed larger use of defamation lawsuits by the Left for the purpose of shutting down effective voices on the Right. The initial proposal for the lawsuits came from a minor-league Democrat operative named Neal Rauhauser. Rauhuaser, who appears to have connections to Democrats such as Anthony Weiner, was working with Kimberlin during the period when the first cases were filed. He theorized that the targeted defendants would be intimidated by the suits and would settle out of court. However, it turned out that while we were deplorable, we weren’t a bunch of Neanderthals, and we weren’t frightened and confused by the modern legal system. We fought back and won.

Lawsuits have been a favorite tool for the Left, but I believe Kimberlin’s rather spectacular failures have caused the Left to look for different means of stifling the Right’s free speech, and I note, for example, Twitter began seriously purging accounts of folks on the Right within days of Kimberlin’s first RICO LOLsuit being dismissed.

We won the skirmish with Team Kimberlin because we had the facts and the law on our side and because we were in a venue where the facts and the law mattered.

The battle over cancellation is now in a venue where neither the facts nor the law will matter. If we can’t move the contest to a more favorable venue, we will need to master the rules of the new battleground.

And soon.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

One of the bright spots of my defense of Brett Kimberlin’s vexatious LOLsuits was the support I received from the Gentle Readers of this blog. The TKPOTD for six years ago today dealt with one instance of that support.

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popcorn4bkI’d like to thank the Gentle Reader who caught the amazingly stupid mistake The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin made in his opposition to Stacy McCain’s motion to dismiss the Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness. Thanks for the heads up, and a special thanks for communicating it offline rather than in the comment section.

As the zombie says, this will be FUN!

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Now that the case is over, I can discuss The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin’s error. Stacy filed for dismissal under Rule 4 of the FRCP because TDPK had failed to serve him with a copy of the LOLsuit’s complaint. Kimberlin didn’t bother to address Stacy’s motion. Instead, he used the filing as a second surreply to the motions to dismiss filed by Aaron Walker and me. The Rules allow for a reply in opposition to a motion and a rebuttal to that reply. A reply to that rebuttal, called a surreply, is not permitted without permission from the court. TDPK had already filed a surreply to our motions to dismiss without the court’s permission, and his opposition to Stacy motion was a further flouting of the Rules. Aaron and I filed a joint request under the court’s case management order to file a motion to strike Kimberlin’s filing.

His misbehavior didn’t help him. The court’s very next filing in the case record was a Memorandum Order dismissing the case for failure to state a claim upon which relief could be granted.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Here’s another one of Kimberlin’s stupidly clumsy lies from the TKPOTD for seven years ago today.

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The carelessness The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin has shown in his recent court filings is breathtaking. At the beginning of this month, he forgot to remove the PACER page caption from a summons it seems he forged. Around the middle of the month, he filed a bunch of responses to various motions to dismiss in the Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness. It appears that he didn’t bother to vet his various exhibits in order to see if they supported his allegations. In some case, he wound up misquoting his own exhibits.

BK EFC29-48Here’s Exhibit Y. (Click to embiggen.)Kimberlin v NBC Res Hoge W M2D Ex YTDPK misquotes the text of the message. It says “Don’t go there.” He says it says, “LEAVE HIM ALONE. DONE GO THERE.” Those are two very different messages.

The most amazing thing about this sort of crap, is that it exists at all. Doesn’t TDPK think that the judge will read the exhibits? Doesn’t he think that we defendants and our lawyers go over his stuff with a fine tooth comb? I can understand why someone might lie when he thinks he can get away with it. But this … wow!

#Losing_It

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Kimberlin’s court filings were mostly pure fiction. I often chuckled as I read them—the first time. Then I remembered that I had to put together a cogent, reasoned answer, and the hard work of being a pro se defendant began.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

One of the recurring features related to Team Kimberlin has been posts titled Prevarication Du Jour. The post were usually about one of stupid lies being spun by Bill Schmalfeldt, but a few dealt with the utterances of The Dread Deadbeat Perjurer Kimberlin. The PDJ for seven years ago today was one of those.

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In October, 2010, The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin filed a bar complaint against my RICO codefendant Patrick Frey. (Patterico is a lawyer and serves as a Deputy DA in Los Angeles County, California.) In that complaint TDPK cites a section of a California government Guide to Employee Conduct and Discipline. The boldface type is in TDPK’s original complaint.

Section ( w ) prohibits “[u]nlawful discrimination, including harassment, on the basis of race, religious creed, color, national origin, ancestry, disability, marital status, sex, or age, against the public or other employees while acting in the capacity of a State employee. Covers all acts of unlawful discrimination and harassment by an employee against a member of a protected gtoup, under the auspices of State employment. Acts could be against employees or members of the public.” I am considered as having a disability because of my status as a felon. I have not committed any crime for more than 31 years and have worked hard to be an outstanding member of societysince my release from prison many years ago. Yet Mr. Frey is using his hate blog to harass, bully, defame, investigate and stalk me, with the intent to cause violence against me and ruin my ability to earn a living. He is taking advantage of my disability to target me, and using his official position as a Deputy District Attorney to give credibility to his savage attacks against me.

I’m not making that up. TDPK claimed that he is disabled because of his felony convictions. Of course, there are certain legal “disabilities” that come with being a felon. Felons can’t possess firearms. They can’t vote in some states. But those are not the kind of disabilities mentioned in regulations or laws such as the Americans with Disabilities Act.

The comment section is open for mockery.

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That kind of stupidity is a mental and moral handicap. IANAL, but I’m pretty sure that it isn’t a disability in any legal sense. Of course, Kimberlin’s stupidity have often led him into both civil and criminal legal problems.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Seven years ago today was a busy day here at Hogewash! which resulted in the posting of Team Kimberlin Bonus Post of the Day.

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RICOMadnessThe Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin has filed a combined response to the motions to dismiss from Aaron Walker and me in the Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness.BK_ECF29-14As the Gentle Reader might suspect, that mischaracterizes our arguments. I’ve argued that Brett Kimberlin, a convicted serial bomber, has been convicted of multiple infamous crimes and is, therefore, a public figure in the same sense as other convicted bombers such as Ted Kaczynski or Timothy McVeigh. I believe his reputation (as a perjurer, drug smuggler/wholesaler/dealer, bomber, murder suspect, etc.) is so bad as to render him defamation proof.

Even Bill Schmalfeldt understood that TDPK has a lousy reputation.

Sat Jun 16 22:27:31 +0000 2012, liberalgrouch, 214122056504184832, @Prepostericity If your point is that Kimberlin is a scumbag, I’m way ahead of you on that.  Said so in my blog weeks ago.  I could do

Sat Jun 16 22:28:26 +0000 2012, liberalgrouch, 214122288910577664, @Prepostericity without the condescending bullshit from a fellow blogger, if you don’t mind.  …

#Fail

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Eventually, Judge Mason concurred with my argument that Kimberlin was defamation proof when he found that to be one of the reasons why The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin had failed to state a claim upon which relief could be granted and dismissed the RICO Retread LOLsuit in state court.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

If I hadn’t been a defendant in the Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness LOLsuit, I probably would have found some of its insane claims more humorous. Still, I did try to poke fun at some of the more outrageous lies. Seven years ago today, I posted BREAKING: RICO Enterprise Revealed.

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Or, at least, The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s imagined version:BKR2H&WMtDs31Dang! I thought I was more of a mover and shaker. Now I find out that I’m no more important to the operation than Glen Beck or Simon & Schuster.

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Alas, if we ever make a movie of The Saga Of The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin, Robert Duval will be too old to play Patrick Frey.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Team Kimberlin’s failures are a prime example of the Dunning-Kruger Effect. Brett Kimberlin’s delusions of adequacy cause him to file court documents that don’t properly support his claims. Indeed, they often wind up providing support for his opponents. The TKPOTD from six years ago today dealt with one example of his shoddy writing.

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The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin clearly needed some editorial help with his omnibus opposition to the motions to dismiss his Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness.ECF 231-21#FixedItForYou

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Such a failure is all the more amazing given that he has a Genuine GS-13 Editor on his team.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

The holidays are always a busy time, but some people often wind up with more on their schedule than they can comfortably manage. Consider the TKPOTD for seven years ago today.

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RICOMadnessAaron Walker points out that The Dread Pros-Se Kimberlin must not have been looking at a calendar when he filed various legal paperwork.

So to keep a tally, Brett has to respond to 1) a motion to dismiss the RICO suit by John Hoge, 2) a motion to require verified filings in the RICO suit by John Hoge, 3) a motion to dismiss the RICO suit by me, 4) a motion to require verified filings in the RICO suit by me, 5) a memorandum in support of Kimberlin Unmasked’s right to remain anonymous in state court, 6) a motion to dismiss the RICO suit by DB Capital Strategies, and 7) a motion to dismiss the RICO suit by the Franklin Center.  And he will have to work on all of it over Christmas—I mean, he doesn’t want to default on any of that, does he?

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The Hoge family had a lovely Christmas in 2013, and we’re looking forward to a quiet and peaceful holiday this year.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Today is the fifth anniversary of LOLsuit VI:The Undiscovered Krendler—The Complaint.

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Here’s The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt’s complaint—

I found this paragraph particularly amusing.ECF 1-41

UPDATE—It’s one thing to have FUN pointing and laughing at Cabin Boy’s™ stupidity. It’s something else to offer comments that educate him on how to amend his complaint. Please don’t educate the Blob. Otherwise, I will have to shut down comments on this post.

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When Brett Kimberlin filed the first RICO Madness LOLsuit, he screwed up the listing of defendants in the caption of the complaint, and there was quite a bit of curfuffle over a forged summons before The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin was finally able to add the missing defendant. The Cabin Boy™ was headed down a similar path with LOLsuit VI. Paragraph 41 in the body of the complaint refers to me as a defendant, but I’m not listed in the caption, resulting in a bit of pointage, laughery, and mockification until the complaint was amended.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Here in Westminster, our weather forecast includes a little snow today and a significant snow storm on Wednesday. That reminds me of this Long-Range Forecast from six years ago today.

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Periods of light snow today in Westminster.

To the south … Expect intermittent showers of paperwork in and around Bethesda with increasing frequency and significant accumulation of several inches over the next week. Blizzard conditions are possible.

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Heh.