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Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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Throughout Brett Kimberlin’s career as a pro se litigant he has sought special treatment from the courts. His shenanigans finally caused a couple of courts to take notice. He got special treatment, but not the kind he was asking for. The usual practice in the Circuit Court for Montgomery County was to have whichever judge who was sitting on a particular day handle whatever pretrial motions were being considered that day. Thus, during the pretrial phase of the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. nuisance LOLsuit, motions were heard by at least six different judges who were not able to hear the different tales Kimberlin was telling them. That changed with the RICO Retread LOLsuit, and all motions in that and all subsequent cases involving Kimberlin were heard by Judge Michael Mason. That judge also presided at the Walker v. Kimberlin, et al. trial.

The U. S. District Court for Maryland caught on the Kimberlin and began assigning all the case he filed to a single judge as well.

Having to appear before a judge who remembered Kimberlin’s previous statements in court really began to crimp Kimberlin’s style, so he tried to have Judge Mason removed from the RICO II Retread LOLsuit. Here’s the TKPOTD for five years ago today.

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Last week, Judge Mason denied The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s motion for a new judge in the RICO 2 Retread LOLsuit. Here’s the motion that TPDK filed and that the judge denied.

It’s pretty clear that TDPK is getting desperate.

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Kimberlin has settle with a few of the defendants he’s sued since 2012, but he’s never won on the LOLsuits he’s filed since then.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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The never-ending parade of silly mistakes made by The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin and The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt in their various LOLsuits have yielded a gold mine of pointage, laughery, and mockification. Here are some bits from the TKPOTD, a Legal LULZ Du Jour, and a Bonus Legal LULZ Du Jour from four years ago today.

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I’ve been rereading some of The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s recent filings in the five active lawsuits in which he is a party. (BTW, four are LOLsuits he’s filed against me.) His writing is becoming … how to put this? … wilder and more full of stupid errors and omissions. I just finished reviewing something from one of the state cases, and its fatal error is both obvious and quite stunning. I won’t write about that mistake here because it’s the judge’s job to educate the midget on this one.

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The Cabin Boy™ has a DOOM CLOCK running over at his Derp Brain Radio website (No, I won’t link to it.) that shows 32 days remaining for the return of waiver of service forms he says he’s sent to the defendants in LOLsuit VI: The Undiscovered Krendler.

Fed. R. Civ. P. 4(d)(3) says—

A defendant who, before being served with process, timely returns a waiver need not serve an answer to the complaint until 60 days after the request was sent[.]

Even if the waiver request forms had been sent the day the LOLsuit was filed, there would still be 54 days remaining for the defendants to respond. But I suppose following the Rules is hypertechnical. And math is hard.

UPDATE—Or perhaps it means that the Cabin Boy™ is exercising his option to allow at least 30 days but less than 60 days for the return of the waiver forms. Whatever. Setting the minimum time for return of the waiver forms won’t change when any answers or dispositive motions are due.

popcorn4bkUPDATE 2—The Cabin Boy™ has a post up “correcting” this one. I checked his “correction” with a lawyer, and I’ll wait for Schmalfeldt to find out the hard way how wrong he is.

Oh, and I see from his post that he’s still too afraid to include me in his LOLsuit.

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The Cabin Boy™ has yet another post up over at his Derp Brain Radio website (No, I won’t link to it.) in which he demonstrates his poor reading comprehension and his poor knowledge of the legal resources I have at hand. Given his track record, it’s possible that he has come up with a novel way to screw up service of process. We shall see.

popcorn4bkAs I noted earlier today, The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt’s fear of having to face me in court will keep me out of LOLsuit VI: The Undiscovered Krendler, at least for the nonce, and I expect that the amended complaint [redacted]. All this means is that he’s surrendered his chance to control the actual venue after [redacted]. Meanwhile, I get to sit on the sidelines and point and laugh.

Heh.

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Tomorrow is Christmas Day, and this feature will take the day off.

So head out to the store to finish your shopping (or pickup more popcorn), enjoy the holiday, and …

Stay tuned.

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Yes, Merry Christmas, everyone!

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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Last week, The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin filed a motion in the RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit seeking to use confidential material provided in discovery in the RICO Remnant LOLsuit in RICO 2. This is improper on several grounds—as I address in this motion I filed yesterday.

My motion speaks for itself, and I do not plan to have any further public comment on the matter until the court rules.

 

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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Donald Blankenship, CEO of Massey Energy, Acquitted of All Felony Charges
Convicted on One Misdemeanor Charge
Justice Department and Brett Kimberlin Hardest Hit

In his RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin alleges that part of the nefarious activity of the mythical RICO enterprise was to intimidate him so he wouldn’t testify to the Blankenship grand jury.ECF 67 Decl-3

popcorn4bkOf course, avoiding grand jury testimony might have been beneficial for TDPK. His first felony conviction was for lying to a grand jury.

And in other legal news—not one of the court rulings in any of the Kimberlin-related suits went in his favor this week.

It has been a pretty good week. Stay tuned.

UPDATE—Over has his craft blog, Dave Alexander comments on TDPK’s connection to the Blankenship case.

What would have Kimberlin added to the proceedings?  I’m sure it was very important stuff, since as you know, Brett Kimberlin is an expert on explosions.

Read the whole thing.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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popcorn4bkThe docket on PACER does not show that any opposition to my motion to dismiss for failure to state a claim has been filed in the Kimberlin v. Team Themis, et al. RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo. Given that the deadline for filing any opposition was last Friday, it appears that the motion is now unopposed.

Stay tuned.

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The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin has me confused with another William Hoge. He put this in a recent filing in his Kimberlin v. Team Themis, et al. RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit.ECF 67-p8He must have me confused with my late father, who was a Special Agent in the U. S. Army Counter Intelligence Corps during World War II. He was involved in investigative work in the U. S. during the first part of the war, and he commanded a Counter Intelligence Team attached to the 66th Infantry Division in Europe. (Military Intelligence was not a separate branch back then. My father was commissioned in the Infantry, and he was the only infantry officer to accept the surrender of a German submarine, but that’s another story.) After the war, his CIC team was involved in rounding up Nazis. He continued to serve in the Army Reserve until the late ’60s and transferred to Military Intelligence when it became a separate branch.

I was commissioned in the Signal Corps, and while I worked closely with SIGINT guys from time to time, I was never a part of Military Intelligence. I’ve had various security clearances as a soldier or as an engineer working on government programs, but I’ve never been a spook.

TDPK is either very confused or hallucinating or lying. Or perhaps all three.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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This is from The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s opposition to the U. S. Chamber of Commerce’s motion to dismiss the Kimberlin v. Team Themis, et al. RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit.

ECF 67-p8

So now, in addition to being Paul Krendler, I’m a member of the “intelligence community.”

Uh, huh. I’ve been working as a government contractor since 2000, but it was for NASA not the NSA.nasa_nsa

NASA. NSA. Perhaps TDPK needs to buy another vowel.

More RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo

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Today, I filed a motion to dismiss for failure to state a claim in the Kimberlin v. Team Themis, et al. RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit. I filed it by mail. Normally, I would wait until the motion appeared on PACER to post it here, but since The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin should receive his copy tomorrow, I figure I might as well post it today.

Murum aries attigit.

BTW, under the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure, his opposition to this motion will be due not later than the 21st. That’s the Monday following the Friday that his amended complaint is due in the state RICO Retread LOLsuit.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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This is from the complaint in The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s Kimberlin v. Team Themis, et al. RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit.ECF 1-58On the Friday before he filed RICO 2 on Monday, 16 March, TDPK had me on the stand during the hearing for a peace order (It was denied.), and he asked me if I knew the identity of Paul Krendler. I replied under oath that I did not.

It would be interesting to see what evidence he thinks he has that I am Paul Krendler, but I doubt I will ever see it. I’m betting that RICO 2 claims against me will be dismissed.

Stay tuned.