Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


The TKPOTD a few days ago dealt with Bill Schmalfedt’s sticking his nose into to something that wasn’t any of his business. He has a history of doing that quite a lot. This post from three years ago today titled It’s Billogical! details another example of his unwelcome intrusion into the lives of others.

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The Cabin Boy’s™ wild goose du jour has to do with his finding a prayer request for a woman he believes is Patrick Grady’s wife in a bulletin from a church in the same town where the Gradys live. He offers no evidence that the Gradys are members or otherwise associated with that church or that the woman in question is actually Patrick Grady’s wife. They may be, and she may be, but he offers no evidence.

But that’s not the real Billogical leap.

The Cabin Boy™ has latched onto the fantasy that the prayer request proves that the post published by Paul Krendler about his daughter being in an accident is somehow about Mrs. Grady instead. Because of all this, he imagines that Patrick Grady has some explaining to do. (Apparently, Grady is Paul Krendler again.) This is another example of Schmalfeldt’s inability to keep timestamps straight.

Krendler’s post about his daughter was put up on 28 May, 2015, and the church bulletin is for May, 2015. The Cabin Boy™ has thus jumped to the conclusion that these dates prove … something! Of course, what it proves is that Schmalfeldt has no idea of the meaning of due diligence. If he had examined the bulletin’s metadata, he would have seen that it was published at the end of April—just like most other publications that laid out a schedule of events for a coming month of May. Moreover, if he had looked at the next item down the page from the prayer request he would have seen this—NatDayPrayer

If the bulletin was published in a time frame where “May 7th” was “next Thursday,” then it probably was issued before that date. All the Cabin Boy™ had to do was read the entire page where he found that prayer request, and he would have known that his “evidence” didn’t fit his Billogical preconceptions.

Bill Schmalfeldt has yet again invaded the privacy of the Grady family (and perhaps a second family and their church as well). I’ve met Patrick Grady. He strikes me as a thoughtful and patient fellow, but if I were in his shoes, my patience would be exhausted, and I would be seeking to have the existing stalking no contact order enforced.

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The Cabin Boy™ included Patrick Grady among the defendants in his most recent losing LOLsuit VIII: Avoiding Contact. Neither The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt nor The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin have been able top establish the identity of Paul Krendler. The Cabin Boy™ claimed that Patrick Grady am Paul Krendler in LOLsuit V: The Final in Maryland, and that case was dismissed with prejudice. Schmalfeldt’s excellent friend claimed that I am Paul Krendler in his RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit. That suit was dismissed with prejudice.

By 2016, TDPK had lost enough LOLsuits to figure out that res judicata prevented him from recycling his specious claims against me, and he dropped me from the state RICO 2 Retread LOLsuit. However, The Cabin Boy™ is a slower learner. He sued Patrick Grady alleging that he’s Paul Krendler three more times. He hasn’t done a fourth time. Yet. We’ve yet to see if he’s really learned his lesson.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


One of the consistent themes put forward by Team Kimberlin is that they are the victims of false narratives and that their defeats in court have been the result of unfair treatment by judges or cheating by the opposing parties. The Legal LULZ Du Jour from three years ago dealt with one example of such a silly claim. Note: The “Lynn” referred to in the first tweet is a woman who wound up getting a restraining order against Bill Schmalfeldt.

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Thus tweeteth the Cabin Boy™—dbr201512111512Zdbr201512111514ZLet’s see … the last time the Cabin Boy™ sued me … oh, yeah, that was the LOLsuit in the Circuit Court for Howard County. Now, how did that go?

Yeah, I remember now. Judge Kramer dismissed the suit against the out-of-state defendants because The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt had failed to serve them, and she dismissed the case against me because I was being sued in the wrong county. Now, I’m pretty sure that I told the judge that I lived in Carroll County and didn’t work in Howard County, and I didn’t lie about that.

Hmmmm.dbr201512111516ZIt must be some technicality under Acme Law that makes living outside of Howard County a form of cheating. Still, I don’t remember any sense of humiliation as a result of winning.

Perhaps I’m not the one with a progressive brain disorder.

UPDATE—dbr201515111732Z

*yawn*

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The Truth is not Team Kimberlin’s friend.

Oh, and the Cabin Boy™ sued me once more. I was a defendant in LOLsuit VIII: Avoiding Contact. That case was dismissed against me because of the court’s lack of personal jurisdiction, i.e., Schmalfeldt sued me in the wrong court. Again.

Come to think of it, the state law claims that The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin tried to bring against me in the RICO Madness and RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuits were also dismissed because the U. S. District Court lacked jurisdiction. The RICO Retread LOLsuit could have been dismissed in state court for improper venue, but the judge dismissed it for failure to state a claim in order for the dismissal to be with prejudice.

Incompetent cases filed in the wrong courts. It’s almost as if there’s a pattern here.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Perhaps one of the reasons that The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin has been slacking off on his promise of lawsuits “for the rest of their lives” against the original defendants in the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. nuisance LOLsuit is that he’s figured out that he can’t beat us. After he made the mistake of calling Stacy McCain as witness in the first LOLsuit (never try to outcrazy Stacy McCain), he dropped Stacy from the cases filed after August, 2014. After he lost both the federal and state Kimberlin v. National Bloggers Club, et al. RICO Madness and RICO Retread LOLsuits, he dropped Ali Alexander and Aaron Walker from further cases. Finally, after losing the Kimberlin v. Hunton & Williams, et al. RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit, he dropped me from the follow-on RICO 2 Retread state case.

The RICO 2 Retread LOLsuit sputtered, and by this time a couple of years ago, it was on its last leg as was reported in the TKPOTD from two years ago today.

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The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin has filed a motion seeking a postponement of the motions hearing scheduled for 15 November in the Kimberlin v. Hunton & Williams LLP, et al. (II) RICO 2 Retread LOLsuit. That’s the state version of the Team Themis LOLsuit filed in the Circuit Court for Montgomery County. The only remaining defendants are Bill Nickless, Battelle (the not-for-profit that runs Pacific Northwest National Labs for the Department of Energy), and some John Does. Judge Mason hasn’t granted his motion yet, so it looks as if the remaining motions to dismiss will be heard next week, and another of TDPK’s LOLsuits should bite the dust.

We’ll see.

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We didn’t have to wait long. Not long thereafter, the case docket showed that Kimberlin had voluntarily dismissed the LOLsuit against those defendants. And then he failed to follow through with an appeal.

Maybe he was lying when he promised lawsuits “for the rest of their lives.” He is a convicted perjurer, you know.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Much of the stale and worn-out material cluttering the colossal wastes of bandwidth that are The Dread Deadbeat Publisher Kimberlin’s websites would have been taken down years ago by someone who was running legitimate sites. This outdated notice is still posted at huntonandwilliamswatch.org.The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin lost the Kimberlin v. Hunton & Williams, et al. RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit over two years ago, and he lost the subsequent appeal to the Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals. In fact, he was sanction for frivolously including me in that appeal.

I’m beginning to wonder if he’s leaving all this detritus up because he enjoys being the subject of continuing pointage, laughery, and mockification.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin would string together some of the sillies lies to try to fill out the false narratives in his LOLsuits. The TKPOTD from three years ago today dealt with one of the whoppers in this RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit.

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The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin has me confused with another William Hoge. He put this in a recent filing in his Kimberlin v. Team Themis, et al. RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit.ECF 67-p8He must have me confused with my late father, who was a Special Agent in the U. S. Army Counter Intelligence Corps during World War II. He was involved in investigative work in the U. S. during the first part of the war, and he commanded a Counter Intelligence Team attached to the 66th Infantry Division in Europe. (Military Intelligence was not a separate branch back then. My father was commissioned in the Infantry, and he was the only infantry officer to accept the surrender of a German submarine, but that’s another story.) After the war, his CIC team was involved in rounding up Nazis. He continued to serve in the Army Reserve until the late ’60s and transferred to Military Intelligence when it became a separate branch.

I was commissioned in the Signal Corps, and while I worked closely with SIGINT guys from time to time, I was never a part of Military Intelligence. I’ve had various security clearances as a soldier or as an engineer working on government programs, but I’ve never been a spook.

TDPK is either very confused or hallucinating or lying. Or perhaps all three.

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Upon reflection, this was certainly an example of a time to embrace the power of AND.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Among the false narratives that Team Kimberlin has tried to peddle are the contradictory stories about the secret identity of “Paul Krendler.” While The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt is usually fixated on the idea that Patrick Grady is Paul Krendler, he has alleged that others (including himself) are The Thinking Man’s Zombie. As the TKPOTD from three years ago today notes, The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin, OTOH, has been consistent in his claim that I am Paul Krendler.

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I’m reasonably certain that The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt haz sad cuz he didn’t get to ask me under oath about the identity of Paul Krendler.

As I have already said under oath, I don’t know.

In paragraph 58 of his complaint in the Kimberlin v. Team Themis, et al. RICO2: Electric Boogoloo LOLsuit, Paul Krendler is identified as me.

I don’t know who Krendler is, but I do know that I’m not he.

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There’s been speculation that the Cabin Boy™ is ginning up LOLsuit IX in a fit of pique over his self-inflicted inability to land a job. If he’s stupid enough to file such a suit, I believe that he’ll find some way to tie Paul Krendler into it. It’s also probably a safe bet that he’d file in the wrong venue, fail to state a claim upon which relief can be granted, and whine when the case is dismissed.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


The TKPOTD from two years ago today was a bit of a progress report on The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin’s lawfare.

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I’ve enjoyed reporting the news relating to the The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s LOLsuits over the past couple of weeks. You can see it in the expression on my face in this picture Lee Stranahan took as I was typing the Qapla’ post last Thursday.

For those Gentle Readers who may have missed some of the action, here’s a brief recap—

On 29 March, Judge Hazel put the Kimberlin v. Hunton & Williams LLP, et al. lawsuit (AKA Kimberlin v. Team Themis, et al. RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit) out of its misery and dismissed it with prejudice. On 1 April, Kimberlin tried to file a “Notice to the Court” offering a frivolous argument against dismissing the case. On 4 April, Judge Hazel returned the “Notice” along with a form letter saying that the case was closed.

Also, April Fool’s Day was the last day for discovery in the Kimberlin v. Frey lawsuit (AKA the RICO Remnant LOLsuit because it’s the dying ember of TDPK’s first RICO case). Kimberlin has sent out a raft of defective subpoenas, and he has whined to Judge Hazel about the lack of third-party cooperation. Last Wednesday, the U. S. Chamber of Commerce filed a motion to quash a bizarre, untimely subpoena they received from Kimberlin in the Frey case. Kimberlin has an open motion for sanction against me in this case because he is unhappy with the material I voluntarily provided in response to a defective subpoena he sent me. Because the responsive items I had were innocuous, I decided to let him have them rather than have to deal with a motion to compel. Given his reaction, I doubt I will ever voluntarily give him anything again. Murum aries attigit.

On Thursday, there was a hearing on the remaining open motions to dismiss in the Kimberlin v. National Bloggers Club, et al. (II) lawsuit (AKA as the Kimberlin v. Most of the Universe, et al. RICO Retread LOLsuit). Judge Mason dismissed all four defendants whose motions were heard: Dan Backer, DB Capitol Services, Lee Stranahan, and me. Three unserved defendants remain—Ali Akbar, the National Bloggers Club, and Patrick Frey—along with Mandy Nagy, who is unable to help with her own defense because of the effects of stroke she suffered. The case will not have a final disposition until it is resolved against those defendants; it cannot be appealed until there is a final disposition.

On Friday, my co-appellees and I received word that the Maryland Court of Special Appeals had denied Kimberlin’s motion for reconsideration of their denial of his appeal in the first state case, Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. The court also assessed over $3,700 in costs against Kimberlin.

So, as of now, every one of Kimberlin’s suits against me has failed. The only open item remaining is his motion for sanctions concerning a subpoena in the Frey case. His appeal in the first state case has failed. He can file a petition for a writ of certiorari with the Maryland Court of Appeals (the state’s highest court), but that court is not likely to accept the case. He can’t appeal the second state case yet. If he does, he’ll have to argue that the dismissals, at least one of which was partially based that court’s findings in his previous appeal, were in error. He can’t appeal the first RICO case either until the claim against Frey is disposed of.

For now, his only real option to continue making good on his statement that I should expect to be sued for the rest of my life is to appeal the dismissal of the Team Themis case to the Fourth Circuit. As I have written before, my strategy for the case has assumed such an appeal from Day One.

Go ahead. Make my day.

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TDPK didn’t know when to quit, and wound up losing his further appeals.

It may turn out that his worst mistake was suing me. I’m not done with him yet.