I think so, Brain … but who put pumpkin spice on the the Brussel sprouts?
I think so, Brain … but what if we spiced the pumpkin pie with jalapeños?
Narf! Brain … pumpkin spice kimchee?!?
… the Internet’s Newspaper of Record takes note of a seasonal folly …
Something for the pumpkin spice addicts—
UPDATE—My Viking ancestors were unavailable for comment.