I think so, Brain … but couldn’t the Walrus stop talking about pigs with wings on Groundhog day?

I think so, Brain … but do we have any runcible forks?

I think so, Brain … but what if the haiku really wants to be a limerick when it grows up?

I think so, Brain … but Homer’s poems are in Greek. I didn’t know they spoke Greek in Springfield.

I think so, Brain … but if it’s brillig, where are the slithy toves?

I think so, Brain … but wouldn’t a backwards poet write inverse.