Here’s a status update on some of the members of Team Kimberlin.
Dread Pirate Brett Kimberlin is considering what happens when the consequences of one’s old lies catch up with one.
First Mate Neal Rauhauser is being kept away from any navigation duties until he can tell the difference between Norway and Sweden on a map.
Crew Member Ron Brynaert is keeping a low profile.
Cabin Boy Bill Schmalfeldt is still trying to achieve journeyman status as a Twitter troll with his new handle @KUeatsboogers.
Imaginary Friend Occupy Rebellion admits to being a troll but not to being a real person.
And a new person has joined the crew—