Qapla’


Breaking: I am informed that a restraining order was granted in Palmer v. Schmalfeldt.

Stay tuned.

UPDATE—I’m informed that the Cabin Boy™ was present at the hearing.

More later.

UPDATE 2—Here is the Restraining Order:

UPDATE 3—Sarah Palmer talks about today’s events over at the Artisan Craft Blog.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Here’s The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s reply to my opposition to his motion to sanction me for obeying the court’s scheduling order relating to discovery in the Hoge v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuit—

BTW, the certificate of service says that TDPK mailed my copy to me on the 7th, but it didn’t arrive until the 12th, two days after the court (which is served by the same post office as my house) received its copy. There is no postmark on the envelope I received.

Hmmmm.

Meanwhile, we’re at T-minus 1 day and counting in both Hoge v. Kimberlin, et al. and Palmer v. Schmalfeldt.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


While this has appeared in the online docket for the Hoge v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuit, I have not yet received a copy—The Gentle Reader may remember that the Kimberlins finally got around to asking for discovery more than a month after discovery had closed in the case. They also wanted to depose me about two months after the end of discovery.

I told them, “No,” but The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin does not like to take “No” for an answer.

Murum aries attigit.

Meanwhile, we’re now at T-minus 2 days and counting in both Hoge v. Kimberlin, et al. and Palmer v. Schmalfeldt.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Here’s a quick summary of the lawsuits that Team Kimberlin has filed against me—

Kimberlin v. Walker, et al., summary judgment in my favor on 5 counts and a directed verdict in my favor on 2 counts at trial, affirmed by the Court of Special Appeals.

Kimberlin v. National Bloggers Club, et al. (I), all federal claims dismissed for failure to state a claim upon which relief can be granted.

Schmalfeldt v. Hoge, et al., voluntarily dismissed after 2 days.

Schmalfeldt v. Johnson, et al., dismissed for lack of personal jurisdiction.

Kimberlin v. Hunton & Williams LLP, et al., dismissed for lack of subject matter jurisdiction and for failure to state a claim upon which relief can be granted, affirmed by the Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals.

Schmalfeldt v. Hoge, et al., dismissed for improper venue.

Kimberlin v. National Bloggers Club, et al. (II), dismissed for failure to state a claim upon which relief can be granted because of res judicata.

Scmalfeldt v. Grady, et al. (IV), service of process not yet effected.

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

Meanwhile, in Hoge v. Kimberlin, et al. and Palmer v. Schmalfeldt, it’s T-minus 4 days and counting.