Tell me, O Octopus, I begs
Is those things arms, or is they legs?
I marvel at thee, Octopus;
If I were thou, I’d call me Us.
—Ogden Nash
In Re Pronouns
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Quote of the Day
I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.
—Ogden Nash
Quote of the Day
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
—Ogden Nash
Quote of the Day
If you don’t want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won’t have to work.
—Ogden Nash
Quote of the Day
If you don’t want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won’t have to work.
—Ogden Nash
Quote of the Day
And now I lay me down to sleep.
I pray the Lord my soul should take
If the tax collector hasn’t got it before I wake.
—Ogden Nash
Bonus Quote of the Day
The hunter crouches in his blind
‘Neath camouflage of every kind
And conjures up a quacking noise
To lend allure to his decoys.
This grown-up man, with pluck and luck,
Is hoping to outwit a duck.
—Ogden Nash
Quote of the Day
Too clever is dumb.
—Ogden Nash