I think so, Brain … but the problem with Monday holidays is that Tuesday feels like a Monday.

I think so, Brain … but the only thing worst than dreaming you’re stuck in the Monday meeting and then waking up to find yourself in the Monday meeting is having insomnia during the Monday meeting.

I think so, Brain … but why not just cancel Mondays?

I think so, Brain … but if we got rid of Monday, wouldn’t another day take its place?

I think so, Brain … but even though Mondays occur at regular, well-foreseen intervals, they always seem to sneak up on me.