Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


It’s been a year since anything new has been posted at Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread.You know, I kinda miss reading some of their outrageous forecasts of doom for me and other bloggers who had the temerity to write about The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se/Publisher Kimberlin. Perhaps the Gentle Reader will remember the pointage, laughery, and mockification that resulted from such silly posts as this—Meanwhile, this blog continues, and the former editor of BU is having a second winter vacation up north.

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Yesterday’s TKPOTD was about one of the connections between Brett Kimberlin and the Clintons. The TKPOTD from four years ago took note of another.

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Here’s another interesting Kimberlin connection.

One of the early donors to Velvet Revolution was Harriet Crosby. Ms. Crosby, who is not actually Kimberlin’s aunt in spite of the rumor to the contrary, has been active in leftwing causes. In 1983, she cofounded the Institute for Soviet American Relations which has now been renamed the Institute for Social Action and Renewal. She is on the board of the Institute of Noetic Sciences, a not-for-profit engaged in the study and promotion of pseudoscience such as psychic abilities, psychokinesis, and alternative healing. She is on the board of Friends of the Earth, and spent five years working on environmental issue on the Clinton White House staff.

The Justice Through Music Project/Velvet Revolution office space is in a bungalow that Ms. Crosby owned and subsequently transferred to the HMC Trust. The Green Casa Maryland demonstration house is being built on a lot two doors up the street from the JMTP office. The lot is owned by the HMC Trust.

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The Gentle Reader may remember that Velvet Revolution’s name has been changed to Protect Our Elections/EMPR and that Team Kimberlin member Matt Osborne has been associated with a fake Russian bot scam.

Hmmm.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Today is the fourth anniversary of a post at Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread by Matt Osborne trying to put a positive spin on the false peace order petition Brett Kimberlin filed against me on behalf of Tetyana Kimberlin’s elder daughter. He ended his post with this paragraph—

How will Hoge cope with being an adjudicated stalker of teenage girls? How will a six-month peace order affect his gun permit, or his employment at the Goddard Space Flight Center? These are the questions BU will ask and try
to answer. Stay tuned!

Ask stupid questions and you’ll get unexpected answers, Bunny Boy.

I’ve never had to cope with being an adjudicated stalker because both a District Court and a Circuit Court judge saw through Kimberlin’s lies. Even if the peace order had gone through, it wouldn’t have affected a Maryland gun permit, but since Maryland is a may-issue (read, won’t-issue) state, I don’t have a Maryland carry permit. I was told that the peace order petition and the Kimberlin and Schmalfeldt emails to NASA did result in criminal investigations being opened, but I was not a target.

Because they didn’t fit Kimberlin’s false narrative, BU never published the answers to those questions.

BTW, Osborne’s post was still up as of 9:30 pm, 8 March, 2019.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


The crudity of Team Kimberlin’s lies is really quite pathetic. It’s almost like catching a kid with his hand in the cookie jar. This Prevarication Du Jour from five years ago today is an example of a whopper told by Mat Osborne (using the nom de cyber Xenophon) in a Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread post. All that was necessary to prove he was lying was to show copies of the two documents The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin’s filed with the court.

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Xenophon has more to say about Monday’s hearing in the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. nuisance lawsuit over at Breitbart Unmasked (No, I won’t link to it.).BU201401114aUh, huh.

Of course, they’re not. One is a black & white copy and the other is a color copy with a check marked added in the Restricted Delivery “Yes” box. The matching tracking numbers must be of no consequence.9871_a9871_b

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It’s been suggested that Osborne lies so much because he’s trying to establish a Joe Isuzu defense to any defamation claim. If his reputation for lying becomes so bad that no one believes him, then what he says can’t hurt anyone else’s reputation.

Nah. Not even Matt Osborne is stupid enough to try that. At least, I don’t think so.

 

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Yesterday evening, the peace of my Twitter feed was disturbed by tweets about a Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread post from 2013 peddling a story that Brett Kimberlin had said he had hired Ali Akbar to work as an undercover mole inside of the conservative political movement. The article (which now carries Matt Osborne’s byline) quotes a spokesman for Velvet Revolution (now known as Protect Our Elections/EMPR Inc.) as saying—

“We hired him in 2007, as soon as we heard of his van break-in,” said a spokesman for Velvet Revolution. “Our alert Democratic staffers identified him for exploitation as a fake conservative political activist. By insinuating himself closely with Republicans at all levels, we could one one day pull the mask off and do tremendous damage.

“That day has come,” the spokesman said before taking questions. The call, which took place on Skype, lasted twelve minutes and took place under condition of pseudonymity.

Under the code name ‘Operation Shebbab,’ Akbar would promise intense social media coverage and then fail to deliver it, stepping upwards with every failure by throwing fellow Republicans under the bus. The plot has worked far better than its conspirators had dared to hope.

“Setting up the fake nonprofits, well that was an important part of the plan,” Bob the Spokesman explained. “Brett Kimberlin is too busy running actual nonprofit organizations to bother running fake ones.”

That’s the same Ali Akbar who Brett Kimberlin sued less than six months later for “defamation, malicious prosecution, harassment, stalking, conspiracy, invasion of privacy, and intentional infliction of emotional distress.” Kimberlin lost that LOLsuit and two others he tried to bring against Ali. Of course, The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin’s claims in his LOLsuits contradict the story being spun by Bob the Spokesman in the BU post, so at least one of the tales isn’t true. My money would be on all of them being lies.

Does Team Kimberlin really want to stick with a claim that Brett Kimberlin hired someone to engage in a form of election interference? Really?

Team Kimberlin’s flailing around is becoming downright … I was gonna type “pitiful,” but I don’t pity the fools. My reaction is in line with Stacy McCain’s.The mockery continues.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


One of the scams that VelvetRevolution.US, the 501(c)4(4) not-for-profit Brett Kimberlin runs which is now known as Protect Our Elections/EMPR Inc., used to run involved offering a $100,000 reward for evidence of election fraud and to seek donations to fund said reward. Here’s an example from the 2016 election season.

No such reward has been offered for information about elections fraud occurring during the 2017 Alabama special senatorial election or the 2018 elections. I find that interesting when considered along with the admission by Brett Kimberlin’s associate Matt Osborne that he was a part of the Alabama Dry fake Russian bot operation.

POE/EMPR is still has a $!00k reward posted, but it isn’t election related. The latest reward is offered for information that Brett Kavanaugh committed perjury during his confirmation hearings. I suppose that has the advantage of being a reward that will never have to be paid but that still might stir up a donation or two—and it doesn’t call attention to what Kimberlin’s associates have been doing under cover.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Matt Osborne has wandered back into the news. He’s been quoted in the NYT as admitting to being a part of the Dry Alabama fake Russian bot scam that tried influence the recent special senatorial election in Alabama. Of course, Osborne is no stranger to spinning false narratives given his work as a writer and editor with Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread. This post from five years ago today called Silly Question Du Jour dealt with one Osborne’s false stories back when he was hiding behind the nom de cyber of Xenophon.

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Xenophon (the Troll) has another of his wacko posts up at Breitbart Unmasked (No, I won’t link to it.) in which he tries to connect me to various nefarious activities on the Interwebz.BU20140109Perhaps I should. By whom?

So far as I know, the only person who would be in a position to ask me questions in court would be The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin. (Bill Schmalfeldt might get a crack at me if I’m called as a witness at one of his trials. However, given the evidence that could be introduced from the record of the peace order extension hearing, my testimony might not be required. But I digress.) Why would Kimberlin think that questions about alleged interactions between me and Matt Osborne, William Ferguson, or Alex Brant-Zawadzki might be germane to either the state Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. lawsuit or the Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness? Is TDPK teamed with these folks? If he is, that would go toward proving the existence of Team Kimberlin, but, since TDPK’s suits claim that merely saying that Team Kimberlin exists defames him, he might not want to go down that path.

I have no knowledge of any of the stuff Xenophon has written about, but if TDPK wants to question me about the material in that post, I’d be happy to take his questions on the witness stand under oath. He would be opening the door to very interesting lines of inquiry by the defendants. He could expect some interesting related questions when he testifies in the RICO suit. (He isn’t banned from testifying in federal court.)

Oh, one more thing … I’ve never claimed to be a dramaturge, but I am a trained voice actor, and I am familiar with The Wasps. Thus, I’ll leave Xenophon with these words from Xanthias:

Your dream stinks vilely of old leather.

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There still has been no comment from Osborne’s buddies at Protect Our Elections/EMPR concerning election integrity issues and the Dry Alabama scam. However, a zombie commenter to one of yesterday’s posts has shared this link to a Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread post of an article Osborne published on LinkedIn. (The Gentle Reader may remember that the funding for the Dry Alabama scam came from the founder of LinkedIn.). Of course one can’t say for sure, but the reposting of that article certainly gives the appearance of endorsement of Osborne and his election interference by Team Kimberlin.

UPDATE—Oh, I see Mr. DownTwinkles is back. These posts must be getting under someone’s skin.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Matt Osborne (aka Bunny Boy, 57F Osborne) has spent a good deal of his time as a member of Team Kimberlin trying to sell various lies in support of Brett Kimberlin’s false narratives. After Kimberlin contacted Stacy McCain’s wife’s employer (a private boarding school) in 2012, Stacy felt is was necessary to move his family to a new, confidential location for their safety and the school’s. (The Gentle Reader should remember that this was during the period when Mike Stack, Patrick Frey, Erick Erickson, and Aaron Walker were SWATted.) Stacy asked for help with moving expenses, and many of his readers hit his tip jar. Team Kimberlin tried to spin that request for moving help as a scam, claiming that the McCain family had never moved. Even a year later, Bunny Boy was still trying to peddle that story. I pointed out his lie in this Prevarication Du Jour that ran five years ago today.

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Matt Osborne is still trying to peddle the lie that Stacy McCain lives on a private school compound in Hagerstown, Maryland. This is from a post over at his Osborne Ink site (No, I won’t link to it.).OsborneInk 20131024I have been to Stacy McCain’s house. It is not in Maryland. Period.

Stacy really did move his family from Hagerstown almost a year-and-a-half ago. I was one of the people who contributed money to help with the move. Neither I nor any of the other donors who hit his tip jar to help with the move was defrauded, the bogus scenario spun by Team Kimberlin not withstanding.

Fail.

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The place Stacy initially found was really too small for his family, so he has since moved on to another undisclosed location.

BTW, the fact that The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin was never able to serve court papers on Stacy at his old address should have been a clue that he had moved. Also, TDPK’s continued insistence that Stacy lived in Maryland was one of the reason his RICO Madness LOLsuit was dismissed. This is from Judge Hazel’s Order dismissing the case–

Nothing proceeds as Team Kimberlin hallucinates.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


It’s been suggested that one of the reasons that The Dread Deadbeat Publisher Kimberlin set up Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Brett Unread was to try to get some control over the narrative surrounding his campaign of brass knuckles reputation management via lawfare. However, BU has done him more harm than good, in large part because of the ineptitude of the editors he has hired. The Team Kimberlin Post of the Day from four years ago today contains an example of Matt Osborne’s poorly thought out editorial choices.

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One wonders what they’re thinking over at Breitbart Unmasked? Of if there’re thinking? A few days ago, a post with Xenophon’s byline went up that attempted to appropriate the Acme Law theme that I’ve been using to describe the nonsensical legal theories behind Team Kimberlin’s lawfare and apply it to Aaron Walker’s recently filed memorandum in the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. lawsuit. (That’s the suit against Aaron Walker, Stacy McCain, Ali Akbar, Kimberlin Unmasked, and me that accuses us of defaming The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin by writing truthful things about him.)

Now, if Brett Kimberlin is known for anything, it’s for being convicted as the Speedway Bomber and for being the guy who lied about selling marijuana to Dan Quayle. So why, one wonders, would his propaganda website include this LooneyTunes clip in a post?

Yeah, the coyote is fiddling with nitroglycerin and TNT instead of Tovex, but still …

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Speaking of Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Brett Unread, when I checked the site around 8 pm yesterday, “Langston Hews” hadn’t posted anything since the 21st.

His readership is receding as I have foreseen.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


As Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Brett Unread slowly spirals down the drain into complete irrelevance, here’s a look at one of Matt Osborne’s many feeble attempts to spread lies to support Brett Kimberlin’s false narratives. It was first published as a Bonus Prevarication Du Jour four years ago today.

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Here’s another whopper from Xenophon at Breitbart Unmasked (No, I won’t link to it).BU20131223If The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin really has found a lawyer willing to represent him, that lawyer will be filing an appearance with the court, and that should appear on the docket. Soon. As of this evening, the online database for the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. lawsuit still shows Brett Kimberlin as pro se, that is, representing himself without counsel.

I suspect that Xenophon is simply lying. The post containing that statement is dated 23 December. That’s the same day that Brett Kimberlin filed his latest round of motions in the lawsuit, and they were filed pro se rather than through counsel. I’ll believe that TDPK has found a lawyer willing to risk his law license by signing on to the claims in Kimberlin’s Amended Complaint when I see his appearance in the case docket or see him show up in court.

OTOH, Xenphon’s “sources” may have told him that TDPK has a competent lawyer. If that’s the case, it may be time for a med check.

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The Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin and The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt have never found lawyers willing to represent them in any of their losing LOLsuits. Indeed, the law firm dragooned into helping Schmalfeldt for free dismissed LOLsuit VII. But the victims of Team Kimberlin’s lawfare have had multiple lawyers (including several working pro bono) help them with their defenses.

A lawfare campaign like TDPK tried to execute will only work against a naive target who is unwilling to risk going to court, someone who will seek to settle. Most of the people and institutions Brett Kimberlin chose to attack were neither naive nor unwilling to defend their First Amendment rights. As an elderly knight said, “He chose … poorly,” and coming after me was his worst choice.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy? Boy Unread continues to be a colossal waste of bandwidth. I significantly increased it traffic yesterday by taking a look. (I do that so the Gentle Readers don’t have to.) As of midday yesterday, the site’s lead story was headlined ABC: Flynn Will Testify Trump Ordered Him to Contact Russians. Here’s the first paragraph.

That paragraph repeats the false story that got Brian Ross suspended without pay by ABC, and BU has not taken it down or published a correction. Of course, truthful reporting has never been one of BU’s strong suits—as the TKPOTD from two years ago today noted.

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Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen—but you wouldn’t know it from reading Bretibart Unmasked Bunny Boy Unread. 57F Osborne was all hot to promote the bogus peace order petition and the false criminal charge filed against me earlier this year and The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s frivolous RICO Retread LOLsuit. He hasn’t been so keen to cover what has really happened in those cases.

Cabin Boy™ Bill Schmalfeldt has described Bretibart Unmasked Bunny Boy Unread as a “prime source for news, hearsay, lies and innuendo. Oh, yeah. Smears, too!”

Just so.

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Lying liars gotta lie.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


In spite of the 57F Osborne’s promise to “stay on top off” the “story” about how The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin was whoopin’ up on those Rightwing Nutjobs Hoge and Walker, it’s been a while since Aaron or I got any coverage over at Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Boy Unread. Here are the most recent articles that show up in a site search over there.BU_Hoge+WalkerYou know, it might be the lack of interesting articles that’s been causing the readership of the site to keep tanking.BU_rank_20160127

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen—but you wouldn’t know it from reading Bretibart Unmasked Bunny Boy Unread. 57F Osborne was all hot to promote the bogus peace order petition and the false criminal charge filed against me earlier this year and The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s frivolous RICO Retread LOLsuit. He hasn’t been so keen to cover what has really happened in those cases.

Cabin Boy™ Bill Schmalfeldt has described Bretibart Unmasked Bunny Boy Unread as a “prime source for news, hearsay, lies and innuendo. Oh, yeah. Smears, too!”

Just so.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


In early September, I posted the Alexa ratings for several website. Here’s how those sites and a few others were doing at the end of October (i.e., mid afternoon ET yesterday)—AlexaRankings20151031Hogewash!, TMZ, JTMP, and VRUS have maintained more or less the same rankings, and the Cabin Boy’s™ latest effort is just barely registering (as usual). Bunny Boy Unread, OTOH, has moved down significantly in the rankings which may explain the hysterical nature of some of its recent post as 57F Osborne tries to attract some attention.

Oh, and here’s something else for Bunny Boy to consider: the Alexa ranking for breitbart.com as of yesterday afternoon was 1,026.

UPDATE—After I had put this post to bed, a commenter made me aware of a series of tweets including this one:i94radio201510311711ZI‘m not surprised that Democracy Now! might have over 400,000 followers on Twitter. Amy Goodman is one of the most talented media personalities on the far left. However, I’m shocked to learn that Brad Friedman has only 11.6k followers. After all, Aaron Walker, Stacy McCain, and I suddenly acquired over 100,000 new followers each on a single day back in the fall of 2013, right after Brett Kimberlin filed the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. nuisance lawsuit. Twitter Support assumed that the sudden spike was an an attempt to get their automatic system to suspend our accounts. If a low-budget operation like Team Kimberlin can afford 300k spare followers, I’m surprised Brad Friedman doesn’t have more than 11.6k.

Meanwhile, The Bradcast appears to be the lowest-rated program in its time-slot in its market, a distinction I never had while working in radio in Nashville.

If there’s one theme common to all of Team Kimberlin’s media efforts, it’s their persistent abject failure in the marketplace of ideas.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Here’s a marvelous bit of nonsense from The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s omnibus opposition to most of the motions to dismiss his Kimberlin v. Team Themis, et al. RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit. It compares the defendants to James Bond and the Mafia.ECF 74-p2

Talk about projection! It’s Team Kimberlin that thinks they’re Internet super spies sleuthing out information on nefarious Right Wing Nut Jobs. Of course, they’re something quite different in reality.

The Gentle Reader may remember some of the Cabin Boy’s™ epic failures as an investigator. This past spring, he went on and on about discovering a soooper sekrit zombie website, but the site turned out to be a honeypot, and his reaction to it yielded information useful to the defendants in Schmalfeldt’s various bogus lawsuits. He got suckered again by the zombies just a few days ago.

Bunny Boy and the other hangers on at Breitbart Unmasked are moderately less clumsy, but managed to join with the Cabin Boy™ flailing around in the search for the original Kimberlin Unmasked. At one time or another, the original KU was positively identified as Aaron Walker, Jeff Dunetz, Dan Collins, Dustyn Hughes, Patrick Frey, Kender MacGowan, me, and several others. Accuracy and strong investigative skills are not BU‘s strong suits.

popcorn4bkTeam Kimberlin’s inability to gather data from open sources and their incompetence in penetrating only moderately secure online systems is clearly a source of frustration for TDPK. You can see that in the wildly inappropriate and staggeringly useless things he sought during discovery in the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. nuisance LOLsuit and in the mind-numbingly wasteful discovery he’s pursuing in the RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit.

If I wasn’t having to deal with his nonsense as a defendant, I’d probably find it more amusing.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Every once in a while, I take a look at Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Boy Unread so you don’t have to. There were a few days where there wasn’t anything there, but their server troubles seem to be over. Still, as of late Sunday evening, there doesn’t seem to be anything new posted to the site since 8 October.

Has Matt Osborne really been too busy to post anything? It’s not like he has a real job or anything, so maybe he’s working on another big story full of misrepresented facts and outright lies.

Whatever.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Every so often, I look to see whether Breitbart Unmasked is still on the web or whether 57F Osborne has found a real job. As of yesterday, it was still out there wasting bandwidth.

It’s also has not yet published any corrections or retractions concerning erroneous statements made about Aaron Walker or me.

Bunny Boy really should get around to it. Soon.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Now that the frivolous peace order and false criminal charge related to harassing a minor child have both been disposed of, I want to encourage those who wrote and/or published defamatory articles or comments about me to retract their statements and apologize for them.

Breitbart Unmasked and Topsy Tweets


Breitbart Unmasked has published an article with Matt Osborne’s byline that states that I committed perjury during the Kimberlin peace order hearing last Friday. The facts debunking that claim have been laid out here and here. There’s one more bit of information that the Gentle Reader should know.

On 29 August, 2013, Breitbart Unmasked published an article with a byline of “Xenophon” titled LEE STRANAHAN AND AARON WALKER SMEAR A TEENAGER’S FAMILY AND TRY TO SNUFF OUT HER CAREER. Osborne has admitted that he used that byline at BU during that period. That article contains the following block quote from Twitter:BU20130829Given that the “proof” of my alleged perjury was the “fact” that I has sent the “Brett Kimberlin uses news story …” tweet that Lee Stranahan actually sent and given that Osborne included the original proper version in his earlier BU article, it is reasonable to conclude that his erroneous reporting is the result of a reckless disregard for the truth.

I demand retraction of and apology for all false statements published by Breitbart Unmasked concerning me and any matters related to the Kimberlin peace order.

UPDATE—The 29 August, 2013, Breitbart Unmasked article has been taken down from the BU site, but it is available on the Wayback Machine. Additionally, the entire BU site has been routinely backed up offline, and I have the original html code for the post in hand.

Turning Brett Topsy Turvy


Here are some tweets that Brett apparently found on Topsy that he introduced into evidence during Friday’s peace order hearing.perjury1

Here’s a cleaner view of what the first two look like when one does a Topsy search of daughter from:wjjhoge.TopsyTweets

The sharp-eyed Gentle Reader will have notice that there is a cursor sitting on the 2 years ago button for the top tweet. Clicking on it shows this—

ClickOneThat reveals that the original tweet came from Patterico and that I retweeted it. That is consistent with what is in my Twitter timeline.MyTLOneClicking on the 2 years ago button for the second tweet, reveals this long thread—ClickTwoAClickTwoBAgain, this is revealed as another retweet. The original tweet was from Lee Stranahan. (BTW, notice that Kimberlin closes out the thread by whining about the comments that were made.) And again, this is consistent with what’s in my timeline.MyTLTwoWhile there is no proof (yet) that Kimberlin knowingly misrepresented his evidence to the court, it is clear that it was not what he purported it to be. This creates three issues for The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin.

First, what is his culpability for proffering false evidence to the District Court during the hearing?

Second, since his evidence is no good, what impact would that have on a possible appeal?

Third, since the facts support my refusal to authenticate the tweets as mine and my denial of posting a comment to the Gazette article in question, … oh, I think I’ll let him puzzle over what the third issue is. Matt Osborne should contemplate it as well.