I’m Not Making This Up, You Know

The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin has filed a sealed LOLsuit in the U.S District Court for the District of Maryland against Breitbart Holdings and a long list of other defendants. He filed the suit at the end of October, and it has remained under seal with nothing happening since then. (I suspect that in October he didn’t expect the election to turn out as it did.) He’s now filed summonses which he wants the court to issue. Including this one: