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Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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Some people are more careful with the details of their paperwork than are others. This episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign first ran three years ago today.

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Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype rings once. Telephone receiver picked up.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

AARON: (Telephone Filter) Hi, Johnny. It’s Aaron. Have you seen The Bomber’s latest federal suit?

JOHNNY: The one where he’s suing those senators?

AARON: (Telephone Filter) Yeah.

JOHNNY: I haven’t looked at it closely.

AARON: (Telephone Filter) Take a good look at the first paragraph.

MUSIC: Theme up and under.

ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

MUSIC: Theme up to music out. Continue reading →

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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Sometimes fiction makes more sense that Reality. For example, consider this episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign that first ran five years ago today.

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Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype rings once.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

BOB BAILEY: (Telephone Filter) Good morning, Mr. Atsign.

JOHNNY: Yes?

BOB BAILEY: (Telephone Filter) My name’s Bailey. Are you online yet this morning?

JOHNNY: Not yet. I’m still on my first cup of coffee.

BOB BAILEY: (Telephone Filter) You’ll enjoy it this morning. Somebody thinks you’re not real.

MUSIC: Theme up and under.

ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign! Continue reading →

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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I was reviewing some of the exhibits that had be filed by Team Kimberlin  in a couple of their LOLsuits, and I was struck by how many of them actually helped the defendants rather than the plaintiff. That, in turn, reminded me of this episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign which first ran four years ago today.

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Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype rings once.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) Good morning, Johnny.

JOHNNY: Good Morning. What’s up?

RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) No much with me, but have you seen The Grouch’s timeline this morning?

JOHNNY: What now?

RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) He says he’s filed another federal lawsuit.

JOHNNY: Again? I guess I better check on PACER to what he’s filed.

MUSIC: Theme up and under.

ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

MUSIC: Theme up to music out. Continue reading →

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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When a defendant in a lawsuit skips town and leaves no forwarding address, it can take some work to find him. When he does it more than once, …

This episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign first ran two years ago today.

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ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype rings once. Telephone receiver picked up.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

ZOMBIE: (Telephone Filter) Hey, Johnny, Paul Candler. Have you seen anything about The Grouch’s whereabout for the last week or two?

JOHNNY: No. Come to think of it, I haven’t. Hasn’t he trying to get some sort of long distance romance started.

ZOMBIE: (Telephone Filter) Yeah. It looks that way. I’m wondering if he’ll use it as an excuse to move again, trying to stay one step ahead of the process servers.

JOHNNY: That would fit his M. O. I think I’ll nose around a bit.

MUSIC: Theme up and under.

ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

MUSIC: Theme up to music out. Continue reading →

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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Truth is stranger than fiction, but even fiction like Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign can get pretty strange. This episode first ran five years ago today.

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Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype rings once.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

AARON: (Telephone Filter) Johnny? Have you got them all?

JOHNNY: I sure do.

AARON: (Telephone Filter) When can you bring them by?

JOHNNY: Meet me at the law office. Make it around 3.

MUSIC: Theme up and under.

ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign! Continue reading →

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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Like Abraham Lincoln said, “You can’t believe everything you read on the Internet.” There stuff out there that just as fictitious as that quote. Some people have multiple made up resumes posted.

This episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign was posted four years ago today.

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Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype rings once.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

ZOMBIE: (Telephone Filter) Good morning, Johnny. It’s Phil Candler. How was the fishing?

JOHNNY: Not bad. I wound mostly catching catfish, but I got few large mouth bass on Kentucky Lake.

ZOMBIE: (Telephone Filter) Good. I’ve been trolling for something else.

JOHNNY: Any luck?

ZOMBIE: (Telephone Filter) I’ve snagged something you may find interesting.

MUSIC: Theme up and under.

ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

MUSIC: Theme up to music out. Continue reading →

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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T. S. Eliot may be right, April may really be the cruelest month, at least as far as Team Kimberlin is concerned. It was in April, 2014, that The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin got caught forging a green card in a court exhibit, and in April, 2016, … oh, why don’t I let Johnny Atsign tell a similar, but fictitious, story.

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Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

JOHNNY DMS: (SYNTH VOICE) @LizSmith I’ll be right over.

SOUND: Footsteps in hallway.

JOHNNY: It was Friday, April 8th. It was cool and cloudy in Westminster. We has just brought a joint operation to a successful conclusion, and it was 7:29 pm when I entered Room S-140. Internet Detail. Continue reading →