SOUND: Skype rings once.
JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.
RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) Hey, Johnny, I missed seeing you at CPAC this year.
JOHNNY: Yeah, I missed seeing you, too, but I had to work.
RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) Really? What was more important than seeing me?
JOHNNY: There was an investigation coming to a head. I had to see it through.
RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) Can you tell me about it?
JOHNNY: Not everything. At least, not just yet. But there’s a little bit I can talk about.
MUSIC: Theme up and under.
ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …
JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!
MUSIC: Theme up to music out. Continue reading