Johnny called in from [redacted], but the line quality wasn’t good enough to record an episode. Until he gets back from the third world, we’ll probably be recycling vintage episodes like this one from a couple of years ago.
ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—
SOUND: Skype rings once. Telephone receiver picked up.
JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.
BRADSHAW: (Telephone Filter) Atsign, it’s Bradshaw
JOHNNY: Hello, Lieutenant. To what do I owe the pleasure?
BRADSHAW: (Telephone Filter) I’ve got a job for you, or rather, a referral if you want it.
JOHNNY: Are you sure you called the right number?
BRADSHAW: (Telephone Filter) I hate to admit it, but, yeah, this one’s right down your alley.
JOHNNY: OK. Tell me more.
MUSIC: Theme up and under.
ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …
JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!
MUSIC: Theme up to music out. Continue reading