Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

This episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign from seven years ago today tells of one of the more intriguing interviews Johnny conducted during the Short-Fused Dud Matter.

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Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype rings once.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

AARON: (Telephone Filter) Johnny, It’s Aaron. We won.

JOHNNY: Congratulations! How long was the jury out?

AARON: (Telephone Filter) It didn’t go to the jury. The judge cut it off after The Bomber rested his case and gave us a directed verdict.

JOHNNY: Well, we knew that he didn’t have a case.

AARON: (Telephone Filter) Yes. And he proved that for us.

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ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign! Continue reading

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

This episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign first ran seven years ago today.

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Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype rings once.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) Hi, Johnny.

JOHNNY: Hello.

RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) Johnny, have you checked the Maryland Judiciary Case Search this morning?

JOHNNY: Not yet. What will I find?

RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) The Bomber’s been sanctioned in his state lawsuit.

JOHNNY: Yeah?

RULE 5 GIRL: Yeah. He’s been ordered to pay legal fees to the Defendants’ lawyer.

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ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

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Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Saul Alinsky said that ridicule is man’s most potent weapon, and I’ve tried to use mockery in dealing with Team Kimberlin. When Matt Osborne made a lame joke about my believing myself to be the Sheriff of the Internet out a Blogsmoke fantasy, I began running a series of Blogsmoke old time radio parody scripts. That led to the Blognet and Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign features, all of which made fun of Team Kimberlin.

Of course, Bill Schmalfeldt tried to various competing radio drama parodies. This Johnny Atsign episode from six years ago today made fun of the Cabin Boy’s efforts.

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Blognet will be preempted this evening for a special edition of Yours Truly, Johnny Astign.Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Landline phone rings once.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

CALLER: (Telephone Filter) I’d like to order a pizza to go with no anchovies.

JOHNNY: No anchovies? You’ve got the wrong man.

CALLER: (Telephone Filter) Yeah, yeah. You spell your name Atsign.

JOHNNY: OK. Who is this?

CALLER: (Telephone Filter) Let’s just say that I’m a man of mystery with some information for you.

JOHNNY: Really? Information about what?

CALLER: (Telephone Filter) About whom. Perhaps you know her as “Nancy.”

JOHNNY: Go on.

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ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

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Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

This episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign first ran six years ago today.

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Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype rings once.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

JENSEN: (Telephone Filter) Good morning, Mr. Atsign. My name is Ernest Jensen. I think you might be able to help me.

JOHNNY: Hello, Mr. Jensen. What can I do for you?

JENSEN: (Telephone Filter) I’ve heard that you’ve done some investigating related to a guy on the Internet called The Grouch.

JOHNNY: He’s crossed my path.

JENSEN: (Telephone Filter) He’s suing me for defamation.

JOHNNY: He sues a lot of people, and, yes, I may be able to help you.

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ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

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Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

This episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign first ran seven years ago today.

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Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype rings once.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

PRO BONO: (Telephone Filter) Good afternoon, Johnny.

JOHNNY: Hi! What’s up?

PRO BONO: (Telephone Filter) We’re putting the finishing touches on our discovery to The Bomber. That background material you’ve dug up has been helpful in framing some of the questions, but I’d like you to take a look to make sure we’re not misinterpreting or forgetting anything.

JOHNNY: Sounds like fun.

BOB BAILEY: (Telephone Filter) Can you be here tomorrow morning, say around 10?

JOHNNY: See you then.

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JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign! Continue reading

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

As I noted yesterday, The Dread Deadbeat Pyrotechnician Kimberlin is trying to wriggle out of some of his Speedway Bombing convictions via an appeal he’s trying to get going at the Seventh Circuit Court of Appeals. He was supposed to file a Transcript Information Sheet with the court on the 4th. He filed this instead:

Rather than comment, I’ll just rerun this episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign.

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Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Old fashioned telephone bell rings four times.

JOHNNY: (Groggy) Johnny Atsign.

PRO BONO: (Telephone Filter) Good morning, Johnny. Did I wake you?

JOHNNY: Ah, yeah. It’s 5 o’clock out here on the West Coast.

PRO BONO: (Telephone Filter) Sorry about that, but this is important. You’re done out there, aren’t you?

JOHNNY: I’ve run down all the leads we’ve got.

PRO BONO: (Telephone Filter) OK. Look, I’ve got you booked on a 9 am flight from LAX to Chicago. There’s more digging to do there.

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ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

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ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for —

SOUND: Skype rings once. Receiver picked up.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

DD: (Telephone Filter) Hi, Johnny, it’s Dinah Daley. I’ve gone over that fundraising filing you sent.

JOHNNY: And?

DD: (Telephone Filter) I emailed you a copy of my notes, but the quick version is it raises several red flags.

JOHNNY: Such as?

DD: (Telephone Filter) Well, the most obvious are the math errors. Take a look at my email and call me back with any questions.

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ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

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ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for —

SOUND: Skype rings once. Receiver picked up.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

C.P: (Telephone Filter) Mr. Atsign, my name is Carole Puller. I believe you may be able to help me.

JOHNNY: How so, Ms. Puller?

C.P.: (Telephone Filter) The subject of an article I published online is trying to get a peace order against me. She’s claiming that I’m harassing her by truthfully reporting on her criminal record.

JOHNNY: You don’t live in Montgomery County, do you?

C.P.: (Telephone Filter) No, I don’t, but she does.

JOHNNY: Tell me more.

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ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

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Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

During the course of the Hoge v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuit, I filed a certified copy of the Walker v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuit transcript as an exhibit to a court paper. The Kimberlins claimed that the copy I had filed was forged. This episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign which first ran four years ago today was interrupted for a news bulletin.

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ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype rings once. Telephone receiver picked up.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

LITTLE BIRD: (Telephone Filter) Hey, Johnny, it’s Little Bird. Have you had a chance to go through the entire set yet?

JOHNNY: No. I’ve passed everything off to the guy who does that sort of analysis for me?

LITTLE BIRD: (Telephone Filter) OK, I was just following up. Call me if you need anything.

JOHNNY: I’ll send you a DM.

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ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

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Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

This episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign first ran seven years ago today.

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Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Old fashioned telephone bell rings four times.

JOHNNY: (Groggy) Johnny Atsign.

PRO BONO: (Telephone Filter) Good morning, Johnny. Did I wake you?

JOHNNY: Ah, yeah. It’s 5 o’clock out here on the West Coast.

PRO BONO: (Telephone Filter) Sorry about that, but this is important. You’re done out there, aren’t you?

JOHNNY: I’ve run down all the leads we’ve got.

PRO BONO: (Telephone Filter) OK. Look, I’ve got you booked on a 9 am flight from LAX to Chicago. There’s more digging to do there.

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ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

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Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

This episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign first ran seven years ago today.

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Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype rings once.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

AARON: (Telephone Filter) Johnny, it’s Aaron. The judge ruled against me in the copyright amicus filing.

JOHNNY: Oh, I’m sorry to hear that.

AARON: (Telephone Filter) Actually, things turned out OK.

JOHNNY: How so?

AARON: (Telephone Filter) He ruled against The Bomber too.

JOHNNY: Huh?

AARON: (Telephone Filter) He’s got two weeks to tell the judge why the case shouldn’t be dismissed.

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ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

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Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

This episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign first ran six years ago today.

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Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype rings once.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

ZOMBIE: (Telephone Filter) Mr. Atsign, my name is Candler. I need some help.

JOHNNY: What kind of help, Mr. Candler?

ZOMBIE: (Telephone Filter) My fellow zombies and I have been collecting information about this guy who’s been harassing people online. It’s all from open public sources, mostly his own tweets and comments and blogs.

JOHNNY: Uh, huh.

ZOMBIE: (Telephone Filter) Now that we’ve got all this data, we need to authenticate it.

JOHNNY: And I take it that you want help with that.

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ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

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Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

This episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign first appeared five years ago today.

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Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype rings once. Telephone receiver picked up.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

AARON: (Telephone Filter) Hey, Johnny. Thanks for that initial report on The Grouch

JOHNNY: Initial?

AARON:: (Telephone Filter) Yeah, initial. There’s something else to look into.

JOHNNY: Now what?

AARON: Take a look at his Twitter timeline and then give me a call.

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ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

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Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

This episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign first ran three years ago today.

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ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for —

SOUND: Skype rings once. Receiver picked up.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

CLIENT: (Telephone Filter) Hi, Johnny. I just called to say “Thanks” for that report.

JOHNNY: You’re welcome. I hope it’s useful.

CLIENT: (Telephone Filter) Things haven’t finished timing out yet, but it won’t be long.

JOHNNY: OK. Let me know if you need anything else.

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ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

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Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

This episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign first appeared three years ago today.

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ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for —

SOUND: Skype rings once. Receiver picked up.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) Good morning, Johnny.

JOHNNY: Well, hello!

RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) Did you follow The Grouch’s antics over the weekend?

JOHNNY: Nope. I went fishing. What’s up?

RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) He’s threatening to file another LOLsuit.

JOHNNY: Good. That will make my life easier.

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ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

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Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

This episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign first ran seven years ago today.

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Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype rings once.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

AARON: (Telephone Filter) Johnny, it’s Aaron.

JOHNNY: What’s up?

AARON: (Telephone Filter) I know that we’ve had you busy with The Grouch, but The Bomber is stirring stuff up again.

JOHNNY: Oh?

AARON: Yeah. It’s been pretty ugly, and it looks like he’s trying to deal with his anger by suing a bunch of bloggers, including me.

JOHNNY: Sounds like him.

AARON: I’ve got some stuff for you to check out.

JOHNNY: Well, it’s the way I make my living.

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ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

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Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

This episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign first ran five years ago today.

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Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype rings once

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

DD: (Telephone Filter) Good morning, Mr. Atsign, it’s Dinah Daley again.

JOHNNY: Good morning to you. You’re up early out on the Left Coast.

DD: (Telephone Filter) It’s the nature of the job some days. Sometimes we have to talk to you Easterners.

JOHNNY: What can I do for you this morning?

DD: (Telephone Filter) Not much. I called mostly to thank you for that report. My lawyer has found it very useful.

JOHNNY: Good.

DD: (Telephone Filter) There’s just one more thing …

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ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

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Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Five years ago today, I ran a two-part episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign. A year ago today, I reran Part Two. Here’s Part One.

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Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Landline phone rings once.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

LT. BRADSHAW: (Telephone Filter) Atsign, it’s Bradshaw.

JOHNNY: Why, Lieutenant, to what do I owe the honor?

LT. BRADSHAW: (Telephone Filter) Cut the sarcasm, Atsign. As much as I hate to admit it, I need some help.

JOHNNY: From me, Lieutenant?

LT. BRADSHAW: (Telephone Filter) Yeah. From you, Atsign.

JOHNNY: You must be in one helluva hole. Tell me more.

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JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

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Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

This episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign first ran six years ago today.

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Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype rings once.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

RULE 5 Girl: (Telephone Filter) Good morning, Johnny. Have you seen The Grouch’s Twitter feed this morning?

JOHNNY: No, I’m still nursing my first cup of coffee. I haven’t looked at it for a couple of days. What’s up?

RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) Yesterday, he tweeted that he’s not responsible for his pingbacks because WordPress sends them.

JOHNNY: Uh, huh.

RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) He thinks that will let him skate at his contempt show cause hearing.

JOHNNY: Does he? I’ll take a look.

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JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

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Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

This episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign help start the New Year four years ago today.

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Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype rings once. Receiver picked up.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

DEEP VOTE: (Telephone Filter) Good evening, Mr. Atsign.

JOHNNY: Yes?

DEEP VOTE: (Telephone Filter) I have some more information for you. Meet me at the usual place and time.

SOUND: (Called Party’s POV) Line hung up. Dial tone.

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Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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This episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign first added to our holiday cheer five years ago today.

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Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype phone rings once.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) Good morning, Johnny.

JOHNNY: Hello! How ya’ doin’?

RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) I’m fine. I had a great time at the Christmas party.

JOHNNY: Yeah, it was good to see you again.

RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) What do you know about serving court papers?

JOHNNY: A bit. Here in Maryland, anyone over 18 can do it. I have occasionally. Why?

RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) What do you know about the rules in Illinois?

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JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

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Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

After all the nonsense of 2016, the Lickspittle Broadcasting System crew was ready for some end-of-the-year time off. This episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign first ran four years ago today.

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Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype rings once. Receiver picked up.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

CALLER: (Telephone Filter) I’d like to order a pizza to go. Hold the anchovies.

JOHNNY: You’ve got the wrong number.

CALLER: (Telephone Filter) Awwww, they never deliver up here anymore.

SOUND: (Johnny’s POV) Line hung up. Dial tone.

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JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

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Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Today is the seventh anniversary of the first episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign.

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JohnnyAtsign LogoANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype Ringing Once. Handset picked up.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) Hi, Johnny.

JOHNNY: Well, hello. What’s up?

RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) Do you remember that ex-con I told you about who is running a couple of not-for-profits over in your part of the country?

JOHNNY: The Bomber? Yeah, what about him?

RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) He’s threatening bloggers with bogus lawsuits.

JOHNNY: Trying that lawfare scam?

RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) It sure seems like it.

JOHNNY: I’ll look into it.

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JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

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