I am convinced that the path to a new, better and possible world is not capitalism, the path is socialism.
—Hugo Chavez
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Tag Archives: Hugo Chavez
Eulogies for a Scoundrel
With a H/T to Wombat-socho. The usual suspects are beginning to offer postmortem praise for Hugo Chavez:
Jimmy Carter
Rep. Jose Serrano
Sean Penn and Oliver Stone
And more will surely follow.
UPDATE—The Puffington Host
Está Muerto, Diego
Generalissimo Francisco Franco reports the Lt. Col. Hugo Chavez is still dead.
Hugo Chávez Ha Muerto
Finally.
Generalissimo Francisco Franco was unavailable for comment.
UPDATE—Rumor has it that Lt. Col. Hugo Chavez was greeted with the words, “Pleased to meet you. Hope you’ve guess my name.”
Pre-Obit Sin Aliento
The Puffington Host says that because he is still breathing, albeit with difficulty, Lt. Col. Hugo Chavez is still not dead.
Pre-Obit Las Mentes Inquisitivas Quieren Saber
Protestors in Venezuela want to know whether or not Lt. Col. Hugo Chavez is still not dead.
Pre-Obit Rumores de Quimioterapia
The LA Times reports that because he is on drugs Lt. Col. Hugo Chavez is still not dead.
Pre-Obit
Reuters reports that Venezuelan officials claim that Lt. Col. Hugo Chavez is still not dead.
Pre-Obit La Vista Desde Arabia
Aljazeera says that Lt. Col. Hugo Chavez is still not dead.
Pre-Obit CNNChile Expresa Sus Dudas
CNNChile expresses doubt that Lt. Col. Hugo Chavez is still not dead.
Pre-Obit Mirando Hacia el Futuro
The Washington Times notes that no change in government has occurred in Venezuela because Lt. Col. Hugo Chavez is still not dead.
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The Guardian reports that Lt. Col. Hugo Chavez is still not dead.
Pre-Obit Comprobación de Estado
In spite of crowds questioning his status, the Venezuelan government insists that Lt. Col. Hugo Chavez is still not dead.
Pre-Obit Luz de las Velas
Fox News reports that Lt. Col. Hugo Chavez is still not dead.
Pre-Obit
Venezuelan government officials say that Lt. Col. Hugo Chavez is still not dead.
Pre-Obit Noticias Sin Aliento
The Guardian reports that since he is breathing with great difficulty, Lt. Col. Hugo Chavez is still not dead.
Pre-Obit Boliviano Informe
Bolivian President Evo Morales reports that, even though he was unable to see the ailing Venezuelan, he believes that Lt. Col. Hugo Chavez is still not dead.
Pre-Obit
The Puffington Host notices that Lt. Col. Hugo Chavez is still not dead.
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Lt. Col. Hugo Chavez proves that he is still not dead.
Pre-Obit Llamando en Enfermo
Even though he has probably used up all of his sick leave, Lt. Col. Hugo Chavez is still not dead.
Pre-Obit De Acuerdo Con la Voz de América
The Voice of America cites Venezuelan Information Ministry photo as showing that Lt. Col. Hugh Chavez is still not dead.
Pre-Obit Tan Difícil Como el ABC
ABC News has posted a report that Lt. Col. Hugo Chavez is still not dead.
Pre-Obit Mantenerse al Día Con el Tiempo
Time (Yes, they’re still around) reports that Lt. Col. Hugo Chavez is still not dead.
Pre-Obit Es Complex
The Guardian reports that Lt. Col. Hugo Chavez is still not dead.
Pre-Obit: Waiting for Hugo
Fidel Castro has again asserted that Lt. Col. Hugo Chavez is still not dead.