I think so, Brain … but wouldn’t Eastern Orthodox Festivus be some time in January?

I think so, Brain … but why have a special day for veterinarians?

I think so, Brain … but if Columbus Day is a day off, why were he and his crew at work that day?

I think so, Brain … but will Akron ever get a day of its own?

I think so, Brain … but a long weekend gives us a whole extra day to do nothing.

I think so, Brain … but do they still have the Fourth of July in Britain?

I think so, Brain … but why name a holiday after a town in Ohio?