You can’t always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.
—Frank Zappa
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Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted into something.
—Frank Zappa
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I love the guitar, always have. I can relate to it a lot better than a saxophone.
—Frank Zappa
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Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny.
—Frank Zappa
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It isn’t necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice — there are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.
—Frank Zappa
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
—Frank Zappa
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A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
—Frank Zappa
Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?
I think so, Brain … but if we call any vegetable, what would we say to it?
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Their stupidity does not amaze me, its when they’re smart that amazes me.
—Frank Zappa
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Let’s not be too rough on our own ignorance; it’s what makes America great!
—Frank Zappa
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Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny.
—Frank Zappa
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It isn’t necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.
—Frank Zappa
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
—Frank Zappa
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It isn’t necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.
—Frank Zappa
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A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
—Frank Zappa
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Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.
—Frank Zappa