Antifastan


The Revolution has come to Seattle as a group of secessionist rioters have set up something they are calling the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone. One of their first acts was to build a wall to control immigration. Another was to seek foreign aid because of a famine.

I’d send them some popcorn, but all mine has butter, and that’s an animal product, and they seem to be vegans. I guess I’ll just have to throw another bag in the microwave and eat it myself.

BTW, if you need more popcorn, Amazon has plenty.