Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Both Brett Kimberlin and Bill Schmalfeldt have had difficulty properly effecting service of process on all the defendants in their multiple LOLsuits. They have also tried hiding to avoid having court papers served on themselves. When Schmalfeldt fled from Wisconsin to Iowa in 2017, he failed to keep the Carroll County (Maryland) Circuit Court informed of his correct address. It took a bit of work, but he was located. Here’s the TKPOTD from three years ago today.

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Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

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BTW, I have the address of the McDonough County Sheriff’s Office on file.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


I believe that I’m mentioned before that the members of Team Kimberlin are liars. The odd thing about their lying is their massive incompetence at it. You’d think that anyone with as much practice would eventually learn how to tell a decent whooper. Their lies about their LOLsuits and the in the court papers they filed resulted in an ongoing set of posts titled Prevarication Du Jour. This one ran four years ago today.

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Ahem.RD201603261501ZSo the Cabin Boy™ believes that my characterization of Judge Joseph’s order constitutes a lie. Well, I suppose he’s entitled to that belief. However, he’s mistaken.

The Gentle Reader should note that I did not present the underlined words as a direct quote from the judge, but as a summary. She ordered the parties—both plaintiff and defendants—to stop filing paperwork until she could rule on the pending motion to dismiss. That would include things such as the Cabin Boy’s™ motion to disqualify counsel and the defendants’ opposition. It would include stuff such as the paperwork the Cabin Boy™ filed last Monday and any defense responses that would be necessary. Thus, I believe that an impartial observer would find that my words are, in fact, a reasonable summary of the judge’s order.

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You’d think that someone alleged to have GS-13 editorial skills would have better reading comprehension.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Bill Schmalfeldt has clearly been the junior partner when it comes to Team Kimberlin’s LOLsuits. None of The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt’s LOLsuits have survived a motion to dismiss. Although all were dismissed for other reasons, he never stated a claim upon which the court could grant him relief. Indeed, hs complaints were often so self-contradictory, they were “not entitled to a presumption of truth,” a line that appears multiple times in the motion to dismiss included in the TKPOTD from five years ago today.

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Yesterday afternoon, I mailed my motion to dismiss The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt’s latest nuisance LOLsuit to the Circuit Court for Howard County. I also served a copy on the Cabin Boy™ by mail.

Almost everything the Cabin Boy™ says has an expiration date, but, if he he really wants to drop this LOLsuit, all he has to do is nothing. If he doesn’t file an opposition to my motion, the court will grant it as unopposed, and the suit will be dismissed. Of course, his mind is quite changeable, so he may want to go forward with the suit. If it survives the motion to dismiss, I guarantee that discovery will be … ummm … interesting. Yep, that’s the right word. Interesting.

The motion speaks for itself, so I do not intend to make any further substantive comments until after the court has ruled on it.

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The phrase battle of wits with an unarmed man comes to mind.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Through the years, there’s be an obvious similarity between The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin and a certain coyote. The TKPOTD from four years ago today took notice.

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ACME LEGALOne of the running gags used to make fun of Team Kimberlin’s incompetence at lawfare is referring to them and/or their source of legal advice as “Acme Legal”—meaning a part of the same company that supplies those fine products to Wile. E. Coyote.

Given the amazingly complex theories that underpin some of the claims in The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s allegations, both civil and criminal, against his perceived enemies, there are certain similarities to the Coyote’s plans and contraptions. Certainly, the success rates have been equivalent. And people have fallen into the Cabin Boy’s™ forgery traps at the same rate as the Roadrunner has been caught.

It’s really a very descriptive analogy.

Meep. Meep.

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Heh.