Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


The unsworn statements of a convicted perjurer don’t seem to count for much with some judges. These are from yesterday’s Memorandum Order that ended The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s RICO Retread LOLsuit with summary judgment in Patrick Frey’s favor.

Kimberlin states that he was interviewed twice by FBI agents with respect to the swattings, once on or about July 1, 2012 and again in 2016. The FBI agents told him that Frey accused him of involvement in the crime. Kimberlin also states that his wife was interviewed by agents on or about August 20, 2013. These statements are included in Plaintiff’s Motion for Summary Judgment but Plaintiff does not submit a sworn affidavit regarding these claims and provides no additional evidence to support these statements.

Memorandum Order at 10, citations omitted.

Because the Court holds that Kimberlin has failed to establish his prima facie case …

Memorandum Order, n. 20.

TDPK managed to win his first shutuppery lawsuit against Seth Allen, but ever since he made the mistake of going after Aaron Walker, he’s lost the bulk of the civil action he’s filed: both 2012 peace orders against Aaron Walker; the peace order against John Norton; the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. nuisance suit; the Kimberlin v. National Bloggers Club, et al. (I) RICO Madness/Kimberln v. Frey RICO Remnant LOLsuit; the 2015 peace order against me; the Kimberlin v. Hunton & Williams LLP, et al. (I) RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit; the Kimberlin v. National Bloggers Club, et al. (II) RICO Retread LOLsuit; and the Kimberlin v. Hunton & William LLP, et al. (II) RICO 2 Retread LOLsuit. He settled with Kimberlin Unmasked, but he wound up effectively losing to a cockroach. His RICO 3 LOLsuit was filed 9 months ago, and the court still hasn’t issued any summonses.

TDPK may want to reevaluate the usefulness of “lawsuits for the rest of their lives.”

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Here’s the text of Judge Hecker’s recent order in Hoge v. Kimberlin, et al. I believe this ties up all the loose ends other than the show cause hearings for Tetyana Kimberlin and The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt and matters directly related to the trial.

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin has maintained a perfect record in the Hoge v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuit: every one of his written motions has been denied by Judge Hecker. (I did agree to one oral motion relating to discovery if it were amended per my suggestion, and the judge granted my amended version.)

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin has filed an improper reply to one of Aaron Walker’s filings in his appeal of Walker v. Maryland, et al. in the Maryland Court of Special Appeals. That’s the combined case against the State and the Kimberlins. The suit against the State seeks to have Maryland’s harassment laws declared unconstitutional as applied to the Internet on First Amendment and other grounds. The case against the Kimberlins seek damages for malicious prosecution using those laws.

Here’s the certificate of service filed with TDPK’s improper reply.(Alexis Rohde is the lawyer representing the State.)

The Gentle Reader may notice that a word appears to be missing from Kimberlin’s last sentence. Actually, there appears to be a great deal more missing than just one word. The most glaring omission is the signature for Tetyana Kimberlin’s attorney who should be filing the reply on her behalf.

Meanwhile, we’re at T-minus 14 days and counting in Hoge v. Kimberlin, et al.