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Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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Here’s a post from five years ago today—

Dread Pirate #BrettKimberlin

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Team Kimberlin has a new website called Bloggers Offense Team. (No, I won’t link to it.) The site’s logo is shown on the left. The choice of the pirate-related logo is interesting. Pirates aren’t semi-sympathetic, comedic characters from a Johnny Depp movie. They are criminals.

It think a mask just slipped.

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And that’s how Brett Kimberlin came to be called The Dread Pirate Kimberlin. That nickname later expanded to include The Dread Performer Kimberlin, The Dread Pedo Kimberlin, and The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin. A couple of days later, I published this further explanation—

The Dread Pirate Roberts, so the story goes, is a pirate of near-mythical reputation, someone feared across the seven seas for his ruthlessness and swordfighting prowess, and who is well known for taking no prisoners. Ships immediately surrender and give up their cargos rather than be captured, a fate they imagine to be certain death.

The Dread Pirate Kimberlin is more like a legend in his own mind, a pretender who wishes to be feared for his ruthlessness and legal ability and to be known for vanquishing all comers in court. Critics, he thinks, should immediately stop telling the truth about him and give up their First Amendment rights at his command.

It turns out that Dread Pirate Kimberlin’s legal acumen seems to be as fictional as Dread Pirate Roberts’ existence. And no one will surrender to Dread Pirate Kimberlin.

And that’s been pretty accurate thus far.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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Every once in a while, I find it useful to present a review of some of the names used for Brett Kimberlin and Team Kimberlin and how they have evolved. After all, not all the Gentle Readers have been following The Saga since May, 2012, as I have.

Back in May, 2012, Brett Kimberlin had secured an unconstitutional gag order against Aaron Walker that prohibited Aaron from even speaking or writing about Kimberlin publicly. I began referring to Kimberlin as Lord Voldemort (i.e., “He who must not be named”) and his supporters as Death Eater Wannabes. After the gag order was overturned, it wasn’t long before Kimberlin put up a pirate-themed fundraising website called the Bloggers Offense  Fund. (That was an attempt to play on the name of a site called the Bloggers Defense Fund.) That’s when I began referring to Kimberlin as The Dread Pirate Kimberlin.

TDPKVarious members of Team Kimberlin have earned positions on the crew. These include First Mate Neal Rauhauser, Cabin Boy Bill Schmalfeldt™, Very Ordinary Seaman Ferguson, Chief Pedo Officer Gillette, and 57F Osborne.

In mid 2013, Kimberlin upped the ante in his campaign of lawfare. He filed suit against Aaron Walker, Stacy McCain, Ali Akbar, Kimberlin Unmasked, and me. He sued us in a Maryland state court for $1,000,000 claiming a bunch of stuff that boiled down to defamation and false light invasion of privacy in the end. Following the Team Kimberlin lawfare strategy, TDPK sued us without hiring a lawyer. Self-representation is referred to a acting pro se. Thus, The Dread Pirate Kimberlin morphed into The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin.

TDPK has also been referred to as The Dread Pedo Kimberlin and The Dread Performer Kimberlin in reference to the charges filed against him by his wife and to his singing, respectively.

I’ll conclude with these words which were originally posted in September, 2012—

The Dread Pirate Roberts, so the story goes, is a pirate of near-mythical reputation, someone feared across the seven seas for his ruthlessness and swordfighting prowess, and who is well known for taking no prisoners. Ships immediately surrender and give up their cargos rather than be captured, a fate they imagine to be certain death.

The Dread Pirate Kimberlin is more like a legend in his own mind, a pretender who wishes to be feared for his ruthlessness and legal ability and to be known for vanquishing all comers in court. Critics, he thinks, should immediately stop telling the truth about him and give up their First Amendment rights at his command.

It turns out that Dread Pirate Kimberlin’s legal acumen seems to be as fictional as Dread Pirate Roberts’ existence. And no one will surrender to Dread Pirate Kimberlin.

UPDATE—As Ron Coleman notes in his comment below, some of the defendants in the RICO Madness have surrendered to TDPK. However, most have not. Four of us beat him in state court. The same four and our codefendants will also beat him in federal court.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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Brett Kimberlin has a history of trying to use the court system to silence those who he perceives as his enemies, and one sure-fire way to get on his enemies list is to publish the truth about his past or his current activities. His latest bit of lawfare names me along with four other bloggers as a defendant. Gentle Reader, please allow me to make the following points.

1. The case will be disposed of through the courts not the Internet.

2.  Unless advised to do so by my lawyers, I will make no public comments about any pending matter in the case.

3. Tactically, suing me is a dumb move on Kimberlin’s part. He will find that I now have a reason to focus more of my attention on him.

orvilleredenbacher4. Strategically, suing me is an even dumber move. He will now either answer my discovery interrogatories and admissions and produce the documents I seek, or he will have to explain to the court why his suit should not be dismissed.

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Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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Words have meaning.

pe·do·phile noun \ˈpe-də-ˌfī(-ə)l, ˈpē-\
: one affected with pedophilia

pe·do·phil·ia noun \ˈpe-də-ˈfi-lē-ə, ˈpē-\
: sexual perversion in which children are the preferred sexual object

Brett Kimberlin objects to being called a pedophile. Let’s consider the evidence.

When Brett Kimberlin was trying to get a music career going during his first parole back in the ’90s, he wrote and recorded a couple of songs, Teen Dream and Waiting to Meet. Both are about having sex with underage girls. Kimberlin said this about Teen Dream—

I say things a lot of people are afraid to say. Yeah, Teen Dream is about fucking a teenage girl. Every guy who’s seen a good-looking teenage girl has thought about it.

OK, that was especially true when we men were teenage boys ourselves. It’s a more-than-a-bit weird fixation for a guy in his forties as Kimberlin was at the time.

During that same period, Brett Kimberlin married his wife. Subtracting her date of birth from the date shown on the marriage license shows that she was 16 years old at the time, that is, she was an underage teenage girl. Perhaps Brett Kimberlin will be able to convince us that they had a purely platonic relationship, but the natural assumption would be that they had a sexual relationship.

Being married to a child may “legalize” the relationship, but it does not change the child’s age. Brett Kimberlin was attracted to a teenage girl who he took as his wife while he was writing and recording songs such as Teen Dream. Gentle Reader, is it unreasonable to see that as an unhealthy preference for sex with underage girls?

I can’t publish everything that I have been told about Brett Kimberlin. A great deal of it is privileged information that may or may not come out at trial, but that information reinforces the conclusion that Brett Kimberlin is attracted to underage girls.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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The Gentle Reader who has been following The Saga of The Dread Pedo Kimberlin over this summer may remember that in late July he filed bogus harassment charges against Aaron Walker and me apparently for publishing true information about him and for attending open court proceedings where he was a party.

In my case, the charges were facially false because they covered a time period before I had anything to do with Brett Kimberlin.

Normally, when charges are filed and a District Court Commissioner finds there is probable cause, a summons or warrant is issued. The online court records showed that a summons was issued in my case, but I was never served. A trip to the Commissioner’s Office in Rockville revealed there was some sort of hold placed on the case and that the Application for Statement of Charges was not available. A later trip to the District Court Clerk’s Office revealed that the paperwork was at the State’s Attorney’s Office with a note on the file that the charge would be nolle prossed. The charge was dropped, and the records have been expunged. I won’t be able to find out exactly what TDPK claimed I did with the records expunged.

That’s good news and it’s bad news. The good news is there is now nothing on my record.

The bad news is that because there’s nothing on my record, I probably don’t have standing for a civil suit.

And there may be some other good news. It looks as if the justice system in Montgomery County has figured out who they’re dealing with when Brett Kimberlin tries to file charges, a serial liar who can’t lawfully testify in a Maryland court to any accusation he makes.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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One of the standard plays in Brett Kimberlin’s book is to call someone connected to a target—a boss, an important customer, or some other third party—and harass them to try to get them to severe the connection. For example, he called Bobby McKey’s, the venue for BlogBash this past March, and threatened them with a major demonstration if they hosted the event.

He’s using the same sort of tactics against his estranged wife. Tetyana Kimberlin has been renting an apartment, but she has been told that she must be out no later than the end of this month because her landlord is tired of hearing from Brett.

Tetyana is not well off financially. Although Brett claims that she was “allowed to have her own money,” what that really means is he kept the family in poverty by paying himself less than $20,000 a year so that Tetyana could not afford to save anything she earned. She not only needs help with the legal expense involved in getting herself and her daughters free from Brett, she needs help resettling herself.

You can help her. Click on the Tetyana’s Fund link in the Menu bar and read more about her story. Then scroll down to the bottom of that page to the Donate button.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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I used a term in a post headline yesterday that I should define.

Kimberbots. The Kimberbots are not actual card-carrying members of Team Kimberlin in the same sense as First Mate Neal Rauhauser, Pedi Officer No-Class Gillette, or Cabin Boy Bill Schmalfeldt. The Kimberbots are the fanboys, cheerleaders, and enablers who tweet and blog their admiration and support for The Dread Pedo Kimberlin.

Living in Mom’s Basement

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That’s something I never did, although when Mrs. Hoge and I were just married, we did some housesitting for a relative for about a year.

Brett Kimberlin has raised his family living in an open area of his mother’s basement. Tetyana Kimberlin says that until recently only furniture divided the area into “rooms.” She also says that for a while during the middle years of the last decade, Craig Gillette lived in that space with the family.

It seems that every day I learn something else that increases the creep factor for Brett Kimberlin.

Little girls living in an open space with a guy who was served federal time for child porn.

*shudder*

Tetyana’s Fund.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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So, Gentle Reader, who do you choose to believe about what happened at the Kimberlin v. Kimberlin hearing yesterday. On the one hand you have a guy who was one of the parties but also convicted of perjury and an attempt to forge government document and his Twitter PR flack who was miles away from the courthouse. On the other you have the testimony of two people were were at the courthouse, one of whom was in the courtroom for the entire hearing, and those two have access to a CD of the hearing audio to refresh their memories.

Nolle Prosequi

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That’s legal Latin for unwilling to prosecute.

Since I’ve been down in Montgomery County today, I went by the Clerk’s Office at the District Court to take a look at the file for Case No. 1D00291915, State of Maryland v. Hoge, William. They weren’t able to pull the file for me because it was marked to be nolle prossed.

Apparently, I’ll have to wait until the State’s Attorney’s Office has finished with the paperwork on dropping the charge to see what The Dread Pedo Kimberlin claimed that I did.

Pwned.

UPDATE—One of the questions Brett Kimberlin asked me at the Kimberlin v. Kimberlin hearing this morning was if I had been criminally charged with stalking him. I answered, “No.” He then corrected himself and asked if I had been charged with harassing him. I responded that I had heard that he had filed such a charge but that I had not been served and didn’t know if that was true that I had be charged. Of course, he couldn’t say whether or not he had filed such a charge because that would have been testimony, and he can’t offer testimony in a Maryland court because he’s a convicted perjurer.

Now I know why I haven’t been been served.

Kimberlin v. Kimberlin

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I’ll cut to the chase. The consolidated Kimberlin v. Kimberlin protective order hearing resulted in both protective orders being denied which means that Brett did not get sole custody of the children.

At the beginning of the hearing, Brett asked that I be excluded as a potential witness. This was not a surprise. Brett’s modus operandi is to try to introduce all sorts of extraneous information during court proceedings. He made the mistake of calling me. More about that in a bit. He probably would have called Aaron Walker if he had been at the hearing.

My son William was in the court for the entire hearing. He reports that most of the first hour consisted of Brett trying to testify, Zoa Barnes (Tetyana’s lawyer) objecting to testimony from a perjurer, and the judge sustaining the objection. Brett called Tetyana’s older daughter to the stand. I was not present for her testimony, but I’m told that she did not really help Brett’s case.

After her testimony, I was called as a witness. It seemed that Brett was trying to use my testimony to paint a picture of Aaron Walker and me somehow instigating I’m not sure what. The judge didn’t see how my testimony was germane to the case, and I was excused as a witness. I was able to stay in the courtroom for the remainder of the hearing.

Zoa Barnes presented Tetyana’s case by calling her to the stand and having her explain how she met Brett at age 14 in Ukraine and how their relationship and marriage had flowed over the succeeding years. This is not the place to tell that tale, but it is not a pretty one. When Brett tried to cross examine her, he kept stumbling over the rules of evidence and proper procedure. Here’s some of the things the judge told him during that cross examination:

Don’t ask a question not relevant to this case.
Don’t argue with her. Ask another question.
She answered the question. You make not like it. Next question.

After Brett’s cross examination of Tetyana, the closing arguments began. Brett rambled for a while until he was gonged by the judge who told him to sit down. Zoa Barnes tersely summed up Tetyana’s case. Then judge ruled. The result is status quo ante.

Tetyana’s struggle to free herself and her children from Brett is just beginning. You can help. Click on the Tetyana’s Fund link above to learn more.

Non Sequitur

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While I was sipping my second cup of coffee (Mmmm, Tanzania Peaberry) this morning, something about Cabin Boy Bill Schmalfeldt’s Twitter rantings struck me. They’re quite similar to the arguments that The Dread Pedo Kimberlin makes in court in that they are full of non sequitur crud that has nothing to do with any real world issue at hand.

I was rereading one of the Cabin Boy’s tirades about the current Maryland peace order that was based on California law, and I was reminded of an interchange between the judge and Brett Kimberlin during a recent peace order hearing. Kimberlin would go on about something that had happened, the judge would stop him and say, “Yes, that’s in your petition, but what has he done that would cause me to issue a peace order.” Kimberlin would complain about something else, and the judge would stop him and say, “Yes, that’s in your petition, but what has he done that would cause me to issue a peace order.” After three or four iterations of not hearing anything germane, the judge gave up and dismissed the case.

Making it up as you go along and force fitting irrelevant “facts” into an argument may trick a few people, but it’s no way to win in the end.

Pwned.

Team Kimberlin Post of Day

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DredPedoKmbrlnHere’s how Brett Kimberlin described his musical ambitions to his biographer Mark Singer as Kimberlin was being release from prison in 1994 (Citizen K, p. 354).

I’m doing this for the money. I’m doing it for fun and creativity too, but it’s mainly for the money. It’s like vengeance. I can go out there and say things and reach a huge audience, and it’s a kind of revenge on all the people who hate me. Can you imagine if I have a number-one hit and I’m all over the radio—every time [former U. S. Attorney] Jack Thar turns on the radio, there’s Brett Kimberlin? Success is the best revenge. These people who wished me ill, who lied about me, made up these stories, turned me into this monster, will just turn green with envy. Every quote from Thar over the years has been “God! How can you believe this guy!” All this publicity I’ve gotten will now be working for me. My lyrics are very potent, and they’ll touch a lot of people. I see myself as being in the Phil Collins mold more than, say, in the Michael Jackson mold. I can’t be fake that way. I have to be real.

Uh, huh.

It may be that more and more people are beginning to see a certain similarity to Michael Jackson after all.

Shameless Indecency

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If I thought that they were capable of experiencing the emotion of shame, I would post the comment shown below without redaction. But I don’t believe that the thuggish pedos and their enablers in Team Kimberlin have enough decency left among themselves to care about how they malign others.TK201308091744Z

Notice that the comment isn’t even remotely related to the topic of the post it was sent to.

Rudeness is all these losers seem to have left.

UPDATE—To show how hopelessly enthralled Team Kimberlin is with Hogewash!, I need simply note that the 53 Days Till the Train Wreck post went up at 1:38 pm today and the above comment came in at 1:44 pm. Six minutes difference.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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DredPedoKmbrlnIn his biography of Brett Kimberlin, Mark Singer discusses the pornography business that Kimberlin ran while he was in prison selling porn to other inmates. On p. 203 of Citizen K, he describes how the business ended after he lost his original connection and tried a new source.

In January 1987, in a federal court in Madison, Wisconsin, Kimberlin sued Crest Paragon Productions, alleging false advertising, breach of contract, mail fraud, conspiracy, and violations of the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act (RICO). According to the complaint, instead of the thirty magazines and sixteen books Kimberlin expected when he responded to a back-of-the-book advertisement placed by Crest Paragon, he was sent “fifteen pamphlets and three paperback books of low quality.”
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Though Kimberlin felt conflicted because “I could have made a fortune on that stuff inside prison if it wasn’t contraband,” mainly he felt compelled to sue. He asked for compensatory and punitive damages totaling $150,000.

The Gentle Reader will probably not be surprised to learn that the case was thrown out of court.

Justice Through Music Project and Child Porn

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Over at the Justice Through Music Project website (I read it so you don’t have to, and, no, I won’t link to it.) there’s a blog entry that dredges up a story from last year about Pete Townsend speaking out about his arrest for visiting an illegal porn site in 1999. Mr. Townsend received a “police caution” and spent five years on a sex offender registry.

Funny how JTMP would bring that up just now.

Brett Kimberlin, the “charity’s” Director, has been accused of having sex with an underage girl, and Craig Gillette, who has been associated with the organization apparently since Day One, has been been revealed as an ex-con who served time for possession of child pornography and as an unregistered sex offender. Sources indicate that Messrs. Kimberlin and Craig met in prison.

The blog post asks,

What does everyone think? Should people be able to move on with their lives?

Or do some actions need to have continuing consequences?

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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mo_kimberlinThe following passage is from p. 89 of Citizen K by Mark Singer. To provide some context, I should tell the Gentle Reader that on the day her mother Julia Scyphers was murdered, Sandi Barton was in Texas. She had driven a trailer load of marijuana there for Brett Kimberlin.

Four weeks following the murder, after a ten-day hiatus in newspaper coverage, the News revealed a fragmentary detail of Sandi’s trip to Texas: she had initialed rental papers when the trailer was picked up in Indiana and dropped off in Texas. The story also noted that federal narcotics agents had previously investigated Kimberlin, identified not by name but as “a primary suspect.” Mainly, the newspaper report reiterated the theory from which the police had not budged: Julia Scyphers was the target of a “revenge murder”; the investigation “centered around a relationship between a female relative and a young Indianapolis businessman”; Julia Scyphers “had argued with the businessman on several occasions.”

Six days later, the bombs started going off.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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DredPedoKmbrlnThis passage begins on p. 81 of Mark Singer’s Citizen K. The Gentle Reader might want to see how many familiar themes it contains.

The morning of June 26, Judith Johnson continued in her statement to the police, she had another surprise visitor.

“Brett C. Kimberlin came to our office. He came into my office and closed the door, talked very low, was nervous, introduced himself as living with Sandra Barton, 68 POC #A, and stated he had lived there for a good many years. He told me that his girlfriend’s mother was harassing them, that she hated him and their situation (living there with her daughter and grandchildren) … he said that Mrs. Barton’s mother was insane and that he wanted them to get away from here but that Mrs Barton was afraid of her mother and would not stand up to her.”
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“He wanted me to evict them so it would be a good reason for them to have to move away and therefore Mrs. Scyphers would believe them and think they had to move and were not just getting away from her. I told him that I couldn’t evict Mrs. Barton for something like that. He then told me that the apartment was destroyed due to Mrs. Barton having 4-6 animals, that the odor was very bad and that sometimes he had to step out on the patio in warm weather. He said the carpet was ruined. I advised him that I would have it inspected. If it was true and was this dirty we would ask her to move. He agreed. We also discussed the date and arrived at 8/1/78.”

On a three-by-five index card, the detective from the Speedway Police Department who interviewed Judith Johnson—the interview took place 3 August 1978—recorded the following quotation from her, separate from her signed statement: “Brett Kimberlin had vengeance on his face when he talked about Mrs. Scyphers. He radiated hatred.”

Mrs. Scypher’s was murdered on 29 July, 1978.

#BillSchmalfeldt and Porn

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As of the drafting of this post, Cabin Boy Bill Schmalfeldt has not made any effort to distance himself from Pedi Officer No-Class Gillette, another member of Team Kimberlin who did federal time for possession of child pornography and who has now apparently failed to register as a sex offender. The Cabin Boy himself has published images that are not merely pornographic; some, he admits, were designed to be obscene.

I have been the subject of at least three such images. When he received a DMCA takedown notice from the copyright owner of the first image he had altered, he retaliated by photoshopping my face into a homoerotic image. (Gay sex and anal sex seem to be a recurring theme with Schmalfeldt.) He took that down at the request of the copyright owner of the video from which my face had be taken, but when a public domain image of his face remained posted here at Hogewash!, he retaliated again by photoshopping a different image of my face into a second homoerotic picture. Use of my likeness without my permission in that case violated the Terms of Service of the web hosting company he was using, so I filed a complaint. I’m not sure what exactly happened, but the picture came down.

Bill Schmalfeldt says he doesn’t work for Brett Kimberlin. That may be literally true. He could be paid by Justice Through Music Project. Or Neal Rauhauser. Or he could be an independent contractor, as if these guys would send him a 1099 instead of a W-2. Or he might be getting in kind payment, such as free web hosting on the Team Kimberlin Dutch server. Or paid legal support. Or he might be stupid enough to be an unpaid volunteer. Regardless of how (or if) he is compensated, he certainly seems to be an associate of Brett Kimberlin and to be doing his bidding. That would mean that he is teamed with a pedophile and a convicted child pornographer.

He’s denounced pedophilia, but claims The Dread Pedo Kimberlin isn’t a pedophile. (He hasn’t seen the evidence that I have, and by evidence I don’t mean the uncorroborated testimony of a single individual.) However, he has not denounced child pornography, and Craig Gillette pleaded guilty to possession of kiddie porn.

Given the Cabin Boy’s own affinity for porn, one wonders why he won’t simply say that child pornography is over the line in the same way pedophilia is. Unless, of course, …

UPDATE—Bill Schmalfeldt has finally come out against child pornography.

RadioWMS ‏Child pornography is worse than murder, in my POV. It means you have scarred an individual for his or her life. Murder leaves someone dead.
7:04 PM – 3 Aug 13 GMT

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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From p. 79 of Mark Singer’s Citizen K:DredPedoKmbrln

“Hey, we don’t have any hang-ups about nudity. if that’s what your getting at, ” he said. “When you make a big deal out or these things if affects kids, but when you don’t make a big deal there’s no consequence. That’s just the way things were. Very informal. Shit. Sometimes I’d go out there and weed the garden nude for two hours. Sometimes when I’d go to my property down South, I’d swim nude. Sandi would sometimes swim nude. My sister and her friends would swim nude. My mother still sees me naked. Hell, my sister, growing up in our house, probably saw more dicks than most women do in a lifetime. It was no big deal. Nudity was no big deal to me.”

UPDATE—It’s for the children. Really.

On Beating False Charges

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It’s been three days since The Dread Pedo Kimberlin went to a District Court Commissioner and filed complaints against Aaron Walker and me for harassing him. The Maryland Judiciary Case Search database shows that a summons was issued on 30 July, but as I write this, I still haven’t been served. The Sheriff’s Office is usual pretty quick on service, so this is a bit of a puzzlement.

I’m not the least bit worried about Kimberlin’s accusation. I’ve beaten a false criminal charge before. Let me tell you the story.

In August, 1975, I went to work for a loudspeaker manufacturer in Paducah, Kentucky. One week after I joined the company, the union employees went out on strike. As I was crossing the picket line on the first morning of the strike, one of the UAW goons suckerpunched me. I wound up requiring several stitches. (The scar is one of the reasons I wear a beard.)

Much to the joy of the local prosecutors, I filed an assault charge on the thug who hit me. The incident had been filmed, and a couple of cops who saw what had happened arrested the guy. He was well known to the city police, the sheriff’s department, and the state police for getting into bar fights and for domestic abuse, but he had always intimidated his victims into withdrawing charges or refusing to testify. When it became clear that I wouldn’t back down, the City Attorney, the County Attorney, and the Commonwealth Attorney all wanted to try him.

The guy who hit me solved the jurisdiction problem by filing an assault charge against me with the county. The County Attorney wrote up the specification of the charge of assault as “in that Hoge did strike [redacted]’s fist with his lip.”

There wasn’t much chance of my being convicted. When the cases came in court, the judge combined our two trials. The other guy was prosecuted by the County Attorney who refused to handle my prosecution. That was handled by the lawyer the UAW provided for their thug. He was tried by the jury. I was tried by the judge.

When the case went to the jury, my lawyer and I went down the hall to the vending machines to get something to drink. Before I could finish my Coke, the jury was back with it’s verdict. The found the other guy guilty. Of course, the judge found me not guilty.

Through the years, this has been something that I’ve had to explain when filling out forms for security clearances and such. It also came up during voir dire when I was called for jury duty. I thought it would get me bounced from the jury pool, but the judge made me the foreman. Go figure.

I’ll let you know how things go this time.

Stay tuned.

Distracted?

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Cabin Boy Bill Schmalfeldt has done a bit of frothing at the keyboard and @BreitbartUnmask has tweeted a bit, misquoting General Sherman, but the Team Kimberlin hate sites (I check them so you don’t have to.) have been quiet for the past two or three days.

My guess is that they’re busy with legal stuff. Brett Kimberlin has created a gnarly mess for himself by trying to use the same tactics against my codefendants and me as he’s relied on in the past against his wife. Schmalfeldt seems to be determined to further beclown himself with bogus DMCA claims and frivolous and ludicrous comment attempts like this one.TK201308011931Z

I could be that the Cabin Boy doesn’t remember reading his “poop flakes in his beard” tweet to Judge Rasinsky. I’ll bet that one day he’ll remember reading some of his more obscene attempted comments to a jury.