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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 25 November, 2020 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but how will we get the cranberry sauce stains out of our fur?

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 18 October, 2020 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but how would we keep the whipped cream out of the chinchillas’ fur?

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 12 August, 2020 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but would we be able to secure adequate supplies of both Spam and zip-ties that far offshore?

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 11 August, 2020 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brian … but not without a fire extinguisher this time.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 11 April, 2020 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but what will be do with the other six gallons of mercurochrome?

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 14 February, 2020 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but not without a reserve ‘chute and oxygen.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 18 January, 2020 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but do even make roller skates to fit the wombats?

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 14 January, 2020 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but this time you clean the koala sweat off the lenses.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 11 January, 2020 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but do any of the marmosets have parachute training?

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 10 January, 2020 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but what if the wombats don’t like licorice-flavored toothpaste?

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 23 November, 2019 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but even if the dolphins were available, we don’t have wet suits for the chinchillas.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 6 November, 2019 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but I thought you had the leftover plutonium.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 24 September, 2019 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but what if … no, that’s too bizarre even for one of my lines.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 8 September, 2019 by wjjhoge
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Poit! Brain … not now, but maybe after I sleep this off.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 25 August, 2019 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but could we have more floor tom echo in the headphones?

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 20 July, 2019 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but wouldn’t that much leftover chicken fat be a fire hazard?

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 23 June, 2019 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but not if it means we have to clean up after the sheep dip again.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 14 May, 2019 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but this time you clean up the saw dust in the shag carpeting.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 12 May, 2019 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but if we had enough strontium, where would be find a pair of marmosets who speak Tibetan fluently.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 30 April, 2019 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but would any of the gerbils’ feet reach the pedals?

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 24 March, 2019 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but do we have enough bananas and propane?

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 21 March, 2019 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but is that a legal use for turpentine and vanilla extract?

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 19 March, 2019 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but what would we do with all the leftover lima beans and tritium?

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 9 March, 2019 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but it might be lurking in the back of the refrigerator.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 5 March, 2019 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but is mayonnaise really flammable?

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