I think so, Brain … but wouldn’t that require taking the kumquats over the state line?

I think so, Brain … but it looks as if you were right about the zucchini jello.

I think so, Brain … but not unless you handle shearing the yak this time.

I think so, Brain … but where will we find a chinchilla with the right accent to sound like a local in Pyongyang?

I think so, Brain … but can any of the aardvarks qualify for an H-1B visa?

I think so, Brain … but what if the ejection seat works this time?

I think so, Brain … but are any of the penguins fluent in Ukrainian?

I think so, Brain … but who will cover the kangaroo’s bail money?

I think so, Brain … but couldn’t we get the caribou in without visas if we brought them over the southern border?

I think so, Brain … but even if the lemurs were willing to ride in on frisbees, wouldn’t they be too dizzy to be effective?

I think so, Brain … but how long would it take the camels to transition from roller blades to ice skates?

I think so, Brain … but wouldn’t the mercurochrome stains be obvious in the polar bears’ fur?

I think so, Brain … but what do we do with the other 600 pounds of fried tofu?

I think so, Brain … but even if we can get them into Kandahar, are any of the mongooses fluent in both Pashto and Dari?

I think so, Brain … but we should probably order less than a full tank car of salsa next time.

I think so, Brain … but the lemon curd sticks to my fur.

I think so, Brain … but what will we do with four gallons of leftover Vaseline?

I think so, Brain … but I thought you had the handcuff key.

I think so, Brain … but even if we can find a yak who is bilingual in Mongolian and Esperanto, will any of the parachutes fit?

I think so, Brain … but how will we get the cranberry sauce stains out of our fur?

I think so, Brain … but how would we keep the whipped cream out of the chinchillas’ fur?

I think so, Brain … but would we be able to secure adequate supplies of both Spam and zip-ties that far offshore?

I think so, Brian … but not without a fire extinguisher this time.

I think so, Brain … but what will be do with the other six gallons of mercurochrome?

I think so, Brain … but not without a reserve ‘chute and oxygen.