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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 29 January, 2023 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but what if the chimps forget to wind the alarm clock?

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 15 January, 2023 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but didn’t we cook the bat soup on the electric stove?

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 13 January, 2023 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but what would we do with nearly a ton of leftover Alka-Seltzer?

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 8 January, 2023 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … not without the shock absorbers this time.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 20 December, 2022 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but the chinchillas complain about the wet suits bunching up against their fur.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 27 November, 2022 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but not on impact.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 16 October, 2022 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but maybe we should reinstall the safety clips on the ejection seat handles.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 12 October, 2022 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but even if we can find a platypus with an H-1B visa, is it likely to be fluent in both Pashto and Swedish?

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 8 October, 2022 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but how would we get the pumpkin butter out of our fur?

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 11 September, 2022 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but not without the fire extinguisher this time.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 11 August, 2022 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but isn’t it your turn to feed the piranhas?

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 9 August, 2022 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but not without the kevlar vests this time.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 16 July, 2022 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but not without having to replace all the fasteners with metric hardware.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 5 July, 2022 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but I thought you had installed the lockout pins on the graphite rods.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 2 July, 2022 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but this time you get the stains out of the polyester jackets.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 23 June, 2022 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but next time I want a stunt double.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 18 June, 2022 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but even if we could get enough Jello, would the EPA sign off on the paperwork for Lake Erie?

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 6 June, 2022 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but will any of the life jackets fit the koalas?

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 4 June, 2022 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … how would any of the pigeons fit in the attache case?

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 25 May, 2022 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but that would use all 19 cans of Sterno!

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 15 May, 2022 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but wouldn’t that require taking the kumquats over the state line?

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 12 May, 2022 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but it looks as if you were right about the zucchini jello.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 2 May, 2022 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but not unless you handle shearing the yak this time.

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 28 April, 2022 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but where will we find a chinchilla with the right accent to sound like a local in Pyongyang?

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Are You Pondering What I’m Pondering?

Posted on 26 March, 2022 by wjjhoge
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I think so, Brain … but can any of the aardvarks qualify for an H-1B visa?

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