Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


On 17 March, 2015, Judge Hazel dismissed all but one count against one defendant of the Kimberlin v. National Bloggers Club, et al. (I) RICO Madness LOLsuit. The very next day, The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin filed a motion for reconsideration of the dismissal of the count alleging violation of the Ku Klux Klan Act against the defendants. Judge Hazel didn’t waste time deny that motion as I reported four years ago with a post In Re RICO Madness.

BTW, the marked up sentence in UPDATE 2 is from a motion that The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt had filed in Schmalfeldt v. Hoge, et al. (II) a few days before.

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Judge Hazel has denied The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s motion for reconsideration of dismissal of the Ku Klux Klan Act claims against all defendants in the Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness.

Qapla’!

UPDATE—The money quote—

Kimberlin is mistaken.

UPDATE 2—FIFY:Explain_the_lawUPDATE 3—Aaron Walker compares Kimberlin’s RICO Madness to Generalissimo Franco.

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Crackpot leftists often seem to have trouble accepting a loss.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


All these court cases have two things in common.

Maryland v. Hoge (I)
Kimberlin v. Walker, et al.
Kimberlin v. National Bloggers Club, et al. (I)
Schmalfeldt v. Hoge, et al. (I)
Kimberlin v. Hunton & Williams, et al. (I)
Schmalfeldt v. Hoge, et al. (II)
Maryland v. Hoge (II)
Kimberlin v. National Bloggers Club (II)
Schmalfeldt v. Grady, et al. (IV)

Each of them was instigated against me by a member of Team Kimberlin because of truthful reporting about their activities, and I won every one of them.

Blogging about First Amendment issues has been costly at times, but it’s always been worth it.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Four years ago today, things weren’t going so well for The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin, and I poked a bit of fun at him and his buddies with a post titled Team Kimberlin Channels Brave Sir Robin. Let me set the stage for those who weren’t following The Saga back then or whose memories have gone fuzzy.

On Friday, 13 March, 2015, the District Court of Maryland for Montgomery County denied Kimberlin’s peace order petition against me. On Monday the 16th, Kimberlin filed his RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit which included me as a defendant. The next day, the 17th, his first RICO LOLsuit (Kimberlin v. National Bloggers Club, et al., aka Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al., aka RICO Madness) was dismissed against me by the U. S. District Court for the District of Maryland, the federal counts with prejudice and the state counts without prejudice.

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Beginning last Sunday (when The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin had probably put the finishing touches on his Kimberlin v. Team Themis, et al. RICO2 LOLsuit), I began receiving an unusually large number of obscene and/or threatening comments here at Hogewash!; most of them were poorly done photoshop jobs that used Mrs. Hoge’s face in an inappropriate manner.) The last one came in at 3:21 pm ET on Tuesday, 17 March.

sir robin shieldAt 3:56 pm on Tuesday, I posted Judge Hazel’s order dismissing all of TDPK’s Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness claims against me. Since then,

[crickets]

Brave Sir Anonymous Coward has run away.

When Team Kimberlin thinks they are about to score a win, they are big on spiking the ball before they get it to the end zone. Where I learned the game, that’s called a fumble, and it often results in a turnover to the other team’s advantage.

#Losers

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Failing failures gotta fail.

Meanwhile, I think I’ll taunt them a second time.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


One of Brett Kimberlin’s lawfare attacks on the First Amendment rights of others in his vain attempt at brass knuckles reputation management was his RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit Four years ago today, I filed my first motion in that case, a motion to dismiss for lack of subject matter jurisdiction. That was only two days after the suit had been filed. Of course, I posted the motion here at Hogewash!.

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This morning, I filed this motion in the Kimberlin v. Team Themis, et al. RICO2 LOLsuit.

The motion speaks for itself. I do not intend to make any substantive public comment on the motion until the court has ruled on it.

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A bit more than a year went by, and Judge Hazel granted my motion along with a second motion to dismiss for failure to state a claim upon which relief could be granted on 29 March 2016.

Even if Kimberlin’s claims against the Team Themis defendants had been valid, he’d let the statute of limitations run out before he filed his LOLsuit. He tried to keep his case alive by falsely tying me into Team Themis, but he never actually alleged or offered any evidence that I had conspired with or had any connection to them.

“Plaintiff has failed …”

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Yesterday was the fourth anniversary of The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin’s filing of the Kimberlin v. Hunton and Williams, et al. RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit. Today is the anniversary of the dismissal of almost all of the Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness LOLsuit which I announced with this post titled Qapla’.

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Judge Hazel has issued a ruling in the Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness.

For the reasons stated above, the Court will GRANT all of Defendants’ motions to dismiss, except that it will DENY Defendant Frey’s motion to dismiss as to Count II, which will proceed into discovery. Thus, Count I (RICO) and Count III (§ 1985) are dismissed, with prejudice, as to all Defendants. The remaining state law claims (Counts IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X) are also dismissed as to all Defendants, without prejudice to Kimberlin’s right to re-file in state court, should he so choose.

Here’s the judge’s complete order.

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Brett Kimberlin’s worst mistake was suing me.

I’m not done with him yet.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Today is the fourth anniversary of The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin’s filing the Kimberlin v. Hunton & Williams, et al. RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit. Three years ago, The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt’s LOLsuit VI: The Undiscovered Krendler was in the motions to dismiss phase. Here’s another twofer from three years ago today, the TKPOTD and a Legal LULZ Du Jour.

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It’s easy to make fun of the Cabin Boy™ when he writes the punchlines of the jokes.RD201603152007ZThe veracity of his briefs?

How veracious is his claim the Brett Kimberlin isn’t a convicted terrorist? Brett Kimberlin engaged a serial bombing campaign that terrorized the town of Speedway, Indiana. He sued Aaron Walker, Stacy McCain, Ali Akbar, and me for a million dollars, claiming that we engaged in false light invasion of privacy by calling him a terrorist. He lost that lawsuit.

How veracious is his claim that Brett Kimberlin isn’t responsible for the death of Carl DeLong? An Indiana trial jury found him responsible, and the Indiana Supreme Court upheld their verdict.

How veracious is his claim that Aaron Walker is currently a defendant in yet another Kimberlin LOLsuit? Aaron was dismissed from the RICO Retread LOLsuit on a mix of motions for dismissal for failure to state a claim and for summary judgment back in January.

How veracious is … oh, you get the point. Bill Schmalfeldt is a liar.

One does not simply lie in a declaration to the court and expect not to get burned.

One more thing … Bill Schmalfeldt is an adjudicated harasser and an adjudicated cyberstalker of a minor child. While I take no pleasure in writing that statement, I have a certain appreciation for its irony. You see, Gentle Reader, Bill Schmalfeldt was among the cyberthugs who were engaging in online defamation of me just about this time last year, claiming that I had engaged in online harassment of a teenage girl. Their story was false, and both the civil and criminal actions filed against me fizzled. OTOH, the Cabin Boy™ now has collected a total of nine restraining/peace/no-contact orders issued by courts in five states, and one of them protects a three-year old kid.

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IIRC, it was the Cabin Boy™ who used a declaration from Brett Kimberlin as an exhibit supporting a motion.

One does not simply lie in a declaration to the court and expect not to get burned.

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The Truth is out there, but the Cabin Boy™ has no idea where.