Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


The crudity of Team Kimberlin’s lies is really quite pathetic. It’s almost like catching a kid with his hand in the cookie jar. This Prevarication Du Jour from five years ago today is an example of a whopper told by Mat Osborne (using the nom de cyber Xenophon) in a Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread post. All that was necessary to prove he was lying was to show copies of the two documents The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin’s filed with the court.

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Xenophon has more to say about Monday’s hearing in the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. nuisance lawsuit over at Breitbart Unmasked (No, I won’t link to it.).BU201401114aUh, huh.

Of course, they’re not. One is a black & white copy and the other is a color copy with a check marked added in the Restricted Delivery “Yes” box. The matching tracking numbers must be of no consequence.9871_a9871_b

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It’s been suggested that Osborne lies so much because he’s trying to establish a Joe Isuzu defense to any defamation claim. If his reputation for lying becomes so bad that no one believes him, then what he says can’t hurt anyone else’s reputation.

Nah. Not even Matt Osborne is stupid enough to try that. At least, I don’t think so.

 

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


One of the problems experienced by the adverse parties to The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin has been effecting service of court papers on him. He claims to be living at his mother’s address, but has not been found there for several years. He has been found at his workplace. It was six years ago today that I published this post asking Where Does Dread Pirate #BrettKimberlin Work?

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The address shown on the IRS filings for TDPK’s “charities,” Justice Through Music Project and Velvet Revolution US is the address of the Kimberlin residence in Bethesda, Maryland. Various court filings, articles, and blog posts (including posts here at Hogewash!) have said that he operates out of his mother’s basement, and TDPK has never contradicted that.

However, look at this excerpt of the cross examination of Brett Kimberlin by Reginald Bours, Aaron Walker’s lawyer, from the transcript of the 11 April, 2012, Kimberlin v. Walker peace order trial.

Q: Do you go to an office or place of work every day?

A: Yes.

Q: Where is that?

A: It’s in Cabin John, Maryland.

Cabin John, Maryland? Let’s see. Googling “brett kimberlin cabin john” turns up a street address in Cabin John, Maryland, for Brett Kimberlin, and research on that street address turns up some interesting information. The Google Street View image shows something like a small bungalow. Running the address through Zillow and county tax records shows that it is owned by a person who is on the board of one of the foundations that has been a long time supporter of Justice Through Music Project. It is also the legal address for that person recorded in the Maryland state data base for political contributions. Oh, and that person has an interest in many of the environmentalist wacko causes JTMP is now supporting.

Hmmmm.

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It turns out that the woman who has been providing that support to TDPK also spent five years working in the Clinton White House on environmental issues.

Interesting connections …

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


One of the recurring false narratives peddled by Brett Kimberlin is the fake news that he has no connection to Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread and that Matt Osborne and Bill Schmalfeldt are independent journalists (or real journalists, for that matter). He even tried to use that myth as a wedge to get the protective order granted in the Kimberlin v. Frey RICO Remnant LOLsuit modified. This post titled #BrettKimberlin Whines About Discovery from three years ago today dealt with that futile motion.

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He’s upset because he can’t share confidential information received from Patrick Frey with Bill Schmalfeldt and Matt Osborne as he did with the sealeddiscovery in the 2012 Walker v. Kimberlin, et al. case. He’s filed this in the Kimberlin v. Frey RICO Remnant LOLsuit. The exhibits are really howlers.

Excuse me while I pop some more popcorn.

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There’s a rule of management that says that first-rate bosses hire first-rate people and that second-rate bosses hire third-rate people. That may help explain how The Deadbeat Publisher Kimberlin wound up with a fifth-rate staff.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Yesterday evening, the peace of my Twitter feed was disturbed by tweets about a Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread post from 2013 peddling a story that Brett Kimberlin had said he had hired Ali Akbar to work as an undercover mole inside of the conservative political movement. The article (which now carries Matt Osborne’s byline) quotes a spokesman for Velvet Revolution (now known as Protect Our Elections/EMPR Inc.) as saying—

“We hired him in 2007, as soon as we heard of his van break-in,” said a spokesman for Velvet Revolution. “Our alert Democratic staffers identified him for exploitation as a fake conservative political activist. By insinuating himself closely with Republicans at all levels, we could one one day pull the mask off and do tremendous damage.

“That day has come,” the spokesman said before taking questions. The call, which took place on Skype, lasted twelve minutes and took place under condition of pseudonymity.

Under the code name ‘Operation Shebbab,’ Akbar would promise intense social media coverage and then fail to deliver it, stepping upwards with every failure by throwing fellow Republicans under the bus. The plot has worked far better than its conspirators had dared to hope.

“Setting up the fake nonprofits, well that was an important part of the plan,” Bob the Spokesman explained. “Brett Kimberlin is too busy running actual nonprofit organizations to bother running fake ones.”

That’s the same Ali Akbar who Brett Kimberlin sued less than six months later for “defamation, malicious prosecution, harassment, stalking, conspiracy, invasion of privacy, and intentional infliction of emotional distress.” Kimberlin lost that LOLsuit and two others he tried to bring against Ali. Of course, The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin’s claims in his LOLsuits contradict the story being spun by Bob the Spokesman in the BU post, so at least one of the tales isn’t true. My money would be on all of them being lies.

Does Team Kimberlin really want to stick with a claim that Brett Kimberlin hired someone to engage in a form of election interference? Really?

Team Kimberlin’s flailing around is becoming downright … I was gonna type “pitiful,” but I don’t pity the fools. My reaction is in line with Stacy McCain’s.The mockery continues.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


One of the false narratives that The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin tried to spin into defamation claim against me and my codefendants in various LOLsuits was that we had accused him of being involved in various SWATtings. I’ve never said or written any such thing. I have discussed the circumstance surrounding several SWATting attacks, but I’ve never claimed that I knew who was guilty or that Brett Kimberlin had any connection to any of them. Indeed, I’ve stated that there doesn’t seem to be any evidence to prove that Kimberlin was involved. OTOH, I’ve also said that I understand why some people are suspicious. The TKPOTD from four years ago today is typical of my posts on that subject.

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Charlie_Hebdo_Mohammed_Returns_.0Most likely, the Gentle Reader has heard about yesterday’s terrorist attack on the offices of Charlie Hebdo in Paris. The publication has targeted Islam with its rather coarse humor. For example the front-page cartoon on the left is captioned, “If Mohammed Returned.” The dialog translates, “I am The Prophet, fool!” and “Shut up, Infidel!”

After killing a dozen people and wounding several more, the gunmen were heard to say that they had avenged The Prophet.

If one reads the letter The Dread Prophetphile Kimberlin sent to law enforcement (see the exhibit attached here) in the context of his actions in outing the anonymous blogger “Aaron Worthing,” it almost seems as if TDPK was hoping that Aaron Walker might suffer the same fate as has befallen Charlie Hebdo. The fact that Aaron Walker was SWATted the same day that he beat TDPK in a court hearing over the unconstitutional gag order Kimberlin had as part of (later thrown out) peace order, …

One theme that keeps recurring in TDPK’s rants against Aaron Walker is his connection to the Everybody Draw Mohammed blog that posted all those “vile” depictions of Mohammed.

Here’s another interesting factoid: As of 11 pm last night, there was nothing on either the Justice Through Music Project or Velvet Revolution US websites about the Charlie Hebdo attack. There was nothing on Breitbart Unmasked either.

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Let me add one more factiod that has come to light since that post was first published.

The person convicted of SWATting Stacy McCain was a moslem.

The Gentle Reader may draw or not draw what conclusion from that fact that he will.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


There are two kinds of laws. The first, most basic, are the laws of nature and human behavior. The second are the government’s laws. The first are enforced by Reality. The second are enforced by courts. Team Kimberlin’s lawfare has failed in the courts because of their lack of understanding of the government’s laws. Their lawfare has failed as reputation management because they have repeatedly violated the Real World’s laws as well. One of those laws is the Law of Holes: When you’re stuck in a hole, stop digging. This bit of RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit Appeal News from two years ago today shows an example of The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin continuing to dig.

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I have filed a motion for sanctions against The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin for including me in his frivolous appeal of the Kimberlin v. Hunton & Williams LLP, et al. RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit. Unsurprisingly, he has opposed my motion for sanctions.

Here is the reply my lawyer has filed on my behalf.

Any further substantive comments on the matter of sanctions in that case will come through my lawyer until after the Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals has ruled on my motion.

TDPK has also filed a whiny little motion asking the Fourth Circuit to reconsider the denial as untimely filed of his motion for a rehearing of his appeal.

Here is the opposition to TDPK’s motion my lawyer has filed on my behalf.

Any further substantive comments on TDPK’s motion for a rehearing will come through my lawyer until after the Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals has ruled on the motion.

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Not only were TDPK’s motions futile, but the court granted the higher sanctions award I requested.

Everything proceeded as I had foreseen.