Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Now that it seems that The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin has had his butt kicked in enough LOLsuits, it looks as if he’s tried to make a career change to protecting our elections. He’s renamed VelvetRevoultion.US as Protect Our Elections/EMPR Inc. and is trying to make a go of the role of The Dread Deadbeat Protector Kimberlin. However, he doesn’t seem to be making much impact providing “oversight of elections,” something Protect Our Elections claimed it does in a suit against the Federal Election Commission.

The Protect Our Elections website has so little traffic it can’t be reliably ranked. None of the content posted in 2019 was original. The half dozen posts were lifted from Politico (twice), The Daily Beast, The Rolling Stone, Salon, and the Puffington Host. The last post that appears to contain any original content was about the disputed North Carolina House District 9 contest. I went up last December. Nothing posted in the past year has generated a single comment. Not. A. Single. Comment.

Moreover, The Dread Deadbeat Protector Kimberlin did not properly oversee this week’s special election to settle the NC-09 House election. Brett Kimberlin isn’t doing any better protecting our elections than he did smuggling dope into South Texas. Kimberlin, as Judge Hazel said, “has failed …”

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin included me as a defendant in four of the many LOLsuits he filed over the past few years. The third suit that included me was his RICO Retread LOLsuit which tried to revive the state law claims from his first RICO case. The TKPOTD from four years ago was one of the early reports on the process of defeating that third lawsuit.

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During the motions hearing last week in the Kimberlin v. Most of the Universe, et al. RICO Retread LOLsuit, Judge Mason was well prepared. He said this to The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin while dealing with my motion to dismiss for improper venue.

THE COURT: And I’ve looked through your 52-page complaint a couple of times and again just this morning before coming out on the bench because I wanted to make sure that I understood precisely what is being alleged here.

The judge then proceeded to explain to TDPK some of the deficiencies in his pleading concerning me. I’d share some of that with you, but I don’t want to refresh the midget’s memory. TDPK has this to say to the judge:

MR. KIMBERLIN: I wanted to limit this case to the swatting. That’s what I’ve done. You know, if I have to refile against Mr. Hoge in Carroll County or in this county, you know, it would be another massive lawsuit. I would like to keep him in this case, whether through an amendment or whatever and let a jury decide, you know, what he’s done with regard to the swatting. You know, part of what the whole Everybody Blog About Brett Kimberlin Day was to portray me as a criminal swatter to silence conservative bloggers, you know, which was not the case. I have nothing at all to do with any swattings at all.

movie popcornAnother massive LOLsuit? Really? I suppose that means that TDPK has not yet figured out that there are some people who aren’t soft targets for lawfare. If he has learned anything about tangling with me, he’ll wise up and fail to amend his LOLsuit by the 18th, or, if he really comes to his senses, he’ll dismiss the entire LOLsuit for all the remaining defendants.

I wouldn’t bet on his acting wisely, so the Gentle Reader may want to lay in a good stock of popcorn. Here’s a deal from Amazon.

Stay tuned.

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The Gentle Readers will note that I often suggest that they stay tuned. I’d offer the same suggestion to The Dread Deadbeat Performer Kimberlin’s guitar, but …

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Over at Instapundit a few days ago, Prof. Reynolds used the Southern expression “lower than a snake’s belly in a wagon wheel rut.” The TKPOTD from three years ago today contained information about something Brett Kimberlin did that I believe is lower still.

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After Mark Bailin had presented his oral argument for the successful Breitbart motion to dismiss during last Thursday’s hearing in the Kimberlin v. Most of the Universe, et al. RICO Retread LOLsuit, Judge Mason gave The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin an opportunity to respond. This conversation was a part of his response.

THE COURT: The four that you chose, I would assume that you would pick the best four —

MR. KIMBERLIN: Uh, ummm —

THE COURT: — and the four that you chose, as he points out, two don’t even mention you.

MR. KIMBERLIN: Uh, I — Obviously, they don’t mention me in — by name. They mention me in context. They impute — ah — and this is a part of the campaign. This is —

THE COURT: Well, but, but, but stop for a second. Because the one in 2010 —

MR. KIMBERLIN: Ah, that’s —

THE COURT: — couldn’t possibly —

MR. KIMBERLIN: I’m, I’m not going to argue that. Ah, that’s beyond the statute of limitations.

THE COURT: So why did you put it in the complaint then?

That admission is significant because the only act TDPK alleges against Mandy Nagy is that she wrote the 2010 Breitbart article. Given that he’s admitted that what he alleged against her is outside the statute of limitations, it will be interesting to see if he’s smart enough to dismiss her from the case.

Stay tuned.

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Even after admitting that the statute of limitations had expired on Mandy Nagy’s article—and know that she had suffered a stroke that made it impossible for her to participate in her own defense—The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin kept her as a defendant in the RICO Retread LOLsuit to the bitter end. He only dismissed her when it was the only way for him to pursue an appeal of his losses against other defendants, and he made her an appellee, essentially appealing his voluntary dismissal of her from the case.

Lower than [redacted].

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Six years ago today, I ran this post, In Re Kimberlin v. Walker, et al.

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Convicted perjurer, drug smuggler, and bomber Brett Kimberlin has filed a Maryland lawsuit naming bloggers Aaron Walker, W. J. J. Hoge, and Robert Stacy McCain; National Bloggers Club President Ali A. Akbar; and the anonymous blogger Kimberlin Unmasked as defendants.

The defendants believe that the suit is without merit and is part of Kimberlin’s continued effort to use lawfare to silence journalists and bloggers who have written truthfully about Kimberlin’s criminal past and recent conduct. The defendants will not make any further comments until they have finished initial consultations their respective legal counsel.

UPDATE—Stacy McCain’s statement is here.

UPDATE 2—Kimberlin Unmasked’s statement is here. [Broken link]

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The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin made countless errors during his ill-fated attempts at pro se litigation. His worst mistake was suing me.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Then Gentle Reader who has followed this blog for a while has surely noticed that one of the themes of these TKPOTD posts it the incompetence displayed by Team Kimberlin in their various pro se LOLsuits. The TKPOTD that ran five years ago today dealt with the multiple errors in just one paragraph of The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin’s Second Amended Complaint in the first RICO LOLsuit he filed against me.

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Let’s do a bit of fisking of a paragraph from The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s second amended complaint in Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness. Paragraph 265 begins

Defendants, intentionally and willfully engaged in a concertedcampaign of online defamation, false light, …

TDPK’s going to have a lot of trouble with those allegations given his catastrophic loss on his claims of defamation and false light in the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. nuisance lawsuit. Collateral estoppel.

false narratives, …

He keeps using that phrase. I do not think it means what he thinks it means.

battery, …

Speaking of false narratives, TDPK’s claim that Aaron Walker assaulted him was thrown out by the District Court and Circuit Court in Montgomery County over two years ago. More collateral estoppel.

intimidation, threats, …

While Hogewash! has certainly never published a threat directed at TDPK, it is possible that he has been intimidated by some of the truthful reports of his activities published here.

fraud, …

It would be interesting to see TDPK explain how anything published here defrauded him.

the filing of groundless civil suits and criminal charges, …

TDPK’s identical claims in the state suit were thrown out before trial. Still more collateral estoppel.

cyber bullying …

He haz sad. Bloggers wrote truthful things about him.

and acting unlawfully, …

I think this is where the mopery with intent to lurk comes in.

in order to cause damage to Plaintiff in his lawful businesses, both as an employee of Justice Trough Music …

If JTMP has a beef against me, it should hire a lawyer and sue me. TDPK doesn’t have standing to sue on its behalf.

and as a musician.

He keeps using that word. I do not think it means what he thinks it means.
res_judicata_tshirtIf TDPK’s vexatious suit does survives the motions to dismiss, imagine what it will be like when my fellow defendants and I conduct discovery and depose TDPK on such matters.

Stay tuned.

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Nothing proceeded as TDPK hallucinated.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


When The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin was first threatening Patrick Frey (Patterico) with a LOLsuit he claimed that he had filed “over a hundred” lawsuits and that one more wouldn’t be any sweat for him. Brett Kimberlin then spent the next few years filing and losing multiple legal actions, including several against his wife. The TKPOTD from six years ago today dealt with one of TDPK’s more inept attempts at litigation.

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During the Kimberlin v. Kimberlin hearing earlier this month, Brett Kimberlin seemed to be having a great deal of difficulty sticking to the actual issues before the court. Although I have no first hand knowledge of his relationship with his wife outside of a courthouse, he called me as a witness on his behalf. (Mind boggling, isn’t it.) After about five minutes of his unsuccessfully trying to get me to say … I’m not sure what he was trying to get me to say … trying extract something from me, the judge intervened.

Judge Burrell: Have you seen any first hand information concerning the interaction between Mrs. Kimberlin and her children or Mr. Kimberlin and his children?

Mr. Hoge: I have no, I have no first hand testimony that I can offer, Your Honor.

Judge Burrell: OK, that’s all [inaudible] your testimony.

Mr. Kimberlin (interrupting): [inaudible]

Judge Burrell: Do you have any questions?

Ms. Barnes: No, Your Honor.

Judge Burrell: OK, you can step down.

Mr. Hoge: Thank you, Your Honor.

Mr. Kimberlin: Ah, Judge, I’d, I’d.

Judge Burrell: We’re not in here to settle the argument between you and Mr. Hoge. That’s not what we’re here for. Do you have any other witnesses?

Acme Law at its finest.

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To the extent that the “argument” between us has been settled, it hasn’t been in TDPK’s favor.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Not all of The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin’s losses in court were huge disasters. The TKPOTD from three years ago dealt with a one of many minor setbacks suffered by Brett Kimberlin in his campaign of brass knuckles reputation management via lawfare.

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I filed this motion with the District Court for Montgomery County last week.

Having posted that motion, I suppose it’s time to explain what happened in the District Court on Thursday, the 18th. That afternoon there was a hearing on Aaron Walker’s motion to vacate the expungement of the harassment charge issued against him on the basis of Brett Kimberlin’s perjured Application for Statement of Charges. Aaron’s motion was granted, and the case is now visible again in the online database.AWcharges20130730

The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin had written in one of his recently stricken filings in the Walker v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuit that Aaron shouldn’t be able to use an expunged case in evidence. In fact, TDPK misinformed the Circuit Court, saying that the District Court had denied Aaron’s motion. So there’s a silver lining to all of those motions going belly up—Brett’s falsehood is no longer part of that case’s record and can’t be used against Arron now.

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

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Here’s some advice for The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin:

Get used to disappointment.

—The Dread Pirate Roberts