Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


The Dread Deadbeat Pirate/Performer/Pedo/Pro-Se/Publisher Kimberlin’s multi-year campaign of lawfare has had the net effect of crushing what little influence he had on the Internet. That collapse had already begun in 2014 after he lost the first of his brass knuckle reputation management lawsuits agains Aaron Walker, Stacy McCain, Ali Akbar, and me. Here’s the TKPOTD from three years ago today.

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NoCommentsThe website that The Dread Publisher Kimberlin operates for the Velvet Revolution dot US not-for-profit carries stories about important topics. Its impact on the world of ideas is shown by the reply comments generated. As of midnight last night, the site’s front page shows:

DOCUMENTS SHOW HOW RUSSIA’S TROLL ARMY HIT AMERICA—zero

TOO FUNNY: TED CRUZ WINS PRESIDENTIAL STRAW POLL AT GOP SUMMIT—none

MORNING READS: “OPEN CARRY” SPARKS BACKLASH; COULD FACEBOOK SWING ELECTIONS?—zip

CONSERVATIVE STANCE IN DOE WRANGLING COMES DOWN TO ONE SIMPLISTIC, WRONG-HEADED, SELF-SERVING ARGUMENT—nada

SLAVYANSK FAMILIES FIND SHELTER IN UKRAINE MONASTERY—zilch

UKRAINE SHOWDOWN TO SHADOW OBAMA IN EUROPE—bupkis

RUSSIA PUSHES BACK UKRAINE GAS CUT ULTIMATUM—nothing

NATIONAL ORGANIZATION FOR MARRIAGE BROKE CAMPAIGN FINANCE LAW—zzzz

OBAMA TO MEET UKRAINE’S POROSHENKO—[crickets]

UKRAINE FORCES SUFFER NEW LOSSES IN SEPARATIST EAST—nary a comment

All of which pretty well summarizes TDPK’s clout in the real world. When a left-wing site can’t get at least one moonbat to comment favorably on a snarky attack on Ted Cruz, …

#Loser.

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His main websites now have so little traffic that he can’t even get comments from members of Team Kimberlin. The Velvet Revolution site is essentially dead. The newest post are datelined 2016.The freshest material at the Justice Through Music Project website is from early November.And, as of the time this post was drafted, even the Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Brett Unread site hasn’t been updated since it seems that “Staff Writer” was reined in for calling to much attention to the problem of older men hitting on underage girls.TDPK started his lawfare to keep the public from hearing damaging—but truthful—information about himself. Just as his previous schemes to import dope or distract the police from a criminal investigation, his lawfare has blown up in his face.

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


As the TKPOTD from three years ago today points out, it’s about the Benjamins.

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I admire Bono, and not just because he’s a good musician. I also respect the social activism that is grounded in his Christian faith.

The Dread Performer Kimberlin has taken to bad mouthing Bono over at the jtmp dot org website. (I read it so you don’t have to—even though my doing so probably doubles their legitimate web traffic.) You see, Bono wants to help feed the hungry in Africa, and he’s willing to partner with companies such as Monsanto in the process. Monsanto, of course, must be evil because they are a purveyor of GMO seeds. Bono, Brett would have us believe, is “selling out.”

Brett Kimberlin and his organizations oppose “Frankenfoods.” They would prefer to have upwards of a half-million children die each year from vitamin A deficiency rather than have golden rice available in poor countries. They would rather Africans starve than let them plant insect- or blight-resistance corn.

OTOH, poor Asian and African kids aren’t likely to hit a donate button on a JTMP or Velvet Revolution dot US webpage, whereas there may be a few anti-science moonbats who still donate.

Follow the money.

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Gentle Reader, if you read The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin’s LOLsuits, you’ll probably come to the same conclusion I did: Kimberlin instigated his campaign of lawfare in an attempt to prevent the donors to his not-for-profits from finding out who they were really supporting.

I don’t believe his brsss knuckles reputation management has worked out as he had hoped. OTOH, everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Neither The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin nor The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt have won a single civil case they’ve filed since the beginning of 2012. (That includes TDPK’s LOLsuits against Home Depot and Senators McConnell and Grassley.) They really should have taken the advice offered in the TKPOTD from three years ago today.

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The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin is supposed to have his omnibus opposition to all the motions to dismiss his Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness filed not later than close of business tomorrow. My codefendant Stacy McCain may have suggested the best strategy for TDPK going forward.StacyCivilInsanity

Tick, tock.

UPDATE—I have to admit that I got the idea for this post from Kimberlin Unmasked.

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Of course, the Cabin Boy™ did try to plead diminished mental capacity once upon a time, but he decided not to when he found out that the plea would result in his being taken away for an immediate psych evaluation. Since he was claiming that his diminished capacity was a result of his Parkinson’s disease, that would have required a evaluation of his neurological condition.

Hmmmmm.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


One of the things that The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin and the Cabin Boy™ can’t seem to get straight is the identity of the anonymous blogger “Paul Krendler.” TDPK insists that I’m Krendler. The Cabin Boy™ says that I’m not, but that I know Krendler’s secret identity. This Prevarication Du Jour from three years ago today deals with the Cabin Boy’s™ claim.

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The Cabin Boy™ has a long post up at cabinboycomedy dot com that includes an email that he supposedly sent to an Officer Trodden and to Wayne Kirwan who he identifies as a “deputy” Howard County State’s Attorney.

According to the Howard County State’s Attorney’s Office website, Mr. Kirwan serves as Director of Community Justice & Public Information. Mr. Kirwan is not a Deputy State’s Attorney. He isn’t a lawyer. According to his LinkedIn page, Mr. Kirwan has an M.S. in Public Relations from American University but no law degree.

The Cabin Boy™ also states in the alleged email he reproduces in the post that I know the identity of “Paul Krendler.”

I do not.

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Since that PDJ was published, the Cabin Boy™ has published Confessions of an Internet Troll, and he claimed to be Paul Krendler in that book. Of course, the Cabin Boy™ has been known to tell lies …

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Whenever the facts are not in his favor, The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin starts whining about being victimized by false narratives as he spins his own bogus tales. The TKPOTD from three years ago today gives an example.

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One of the problems that The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin should be considering in the drafting of his omnibus opposition to the stack of motions to dismiss his Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness is Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 11(b)(3) which requires that

the factual contentions have evidentiary support or, if specifically so identified, will likely have evidentiary support after a reasonable opportunity for further investigation or discovery …

For example, consider this from paragraph 249 of his second amended complaint.

ECF 135-249There is not only no evidence to support that contention, the evidence refutes it. With only one exception, I have never been in the same place as Brett Kimberlin other than in a courthouse (or its near environs such surrounding sidewalks or parking lots) for an open hearing where I was either a party or covering the open hearing for this blog. Obviously, when I was a party at a hearing, I had every right to be present. Similarly—as the judge told TDPK when he tried to have me thrown out of a courtroom during a hearing—members of the public have the right to attend open court hearings, and I have a First Amendment right to cover open hearings as a blogger. There’s no stalking there.

The exception occurred at the Carroll County Senior Center on 27 January, 2014, during the mediation session between Bill Schmalfeldt and me concerning the disposition of peace order violation charges against Schmalfeldt. Kimberlin was in the building. He had driven Schmalfeldt to the meeting. Of course, he had the right to give Schmalfeldt a ride, but the meeting was not open. He had no right to be hanging around the Senior Center during the meeting.

TDPK has provided transportation for Schmalfeldt for hearings in District Court in Howard County and District and Circuit Courts in Carroll County. He attended those hearings. He also attended a Hoge v. Schmalfeldt hearing in U. S. District Court in Baltimore. If the theory of hearing attendance that he wishes to apply to me is valid, then he has been stalking me. Fortunately for TDPK, that bit advice he’s had from Acme is wrong.

popcorn4bkOn the one hand, I suspect it will be somewhat exasperating to have to deal with yet another bogus court filing from TDPK. On the other, I do have a certain curiosity to see what sort of nonsense he throws out. He has until close of business next Monday to get his opposition to the court.

Tick, tock.

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TDPK did file his omnibus opposition to our motions to dismiss. Judge Hazel evaluated it along with our motions and replies and wrote an order dismissing the LOLsuit. That order used one form or another of the word fail over thirty times in describing Kimberlin’s complaint and opposition to our motion.

Everything proceeded as I had foreseen.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Team Kimberlin has always been a rinky-dink operation staffed with losers. As I noted four years ago today, Second-Rate People Hire Third-Rate Employees

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That’s a principle of personnel management that I’ve seen demonstrated many times during my business career. It explains a lot about Team Kimberlin. Consider, for example, the choice of someone like Cabin Boy Bill Schmalfeldt to handle PR.

It also explains Very Ordinary Seaman Ferguson. (My recent post touching on The Dread Performer Kimberlin’s musicianship reminded me of VOSF.)

After listening to his Sub-Aetha offerings on iTunes (which mostly sound like electric Jew’s harp recordings), it’s obvious that he is a part of Team Kimberlin to make TDPK’s stuff look good by comparison.

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Meanwhile, we’ll see how well “Staff Writer” does with Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy? Boy Unread.