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The TKPOTD for ten years ago listed a few of Brett Kimberlin’s more blatant lies that had surfaced back then.

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Brett Kimberlin is a convicted perjurer.

He is famous for telling a whopper about selling dope to Dan Quayle. Mark Singer, who wrote a biography of The Dread Pirate Kimberlin, concluded

I spent four years asking questions about Kimberlin, along the way I never met a soul who could offer genuine corroboration of the fable that brought him to my attention.

He had his parole revoked in 1997, and in 2011 he testified in the Kimberlin v. Allen lawsuit that he had never had his parole revoked.

This summer, he filed a criminal complaint against me for harassment that was so bogus on its face that it was quashed before I could even be served a summons.

Now, he’s suing four other bloggers and me in state court for telling the truth about him. And he’s suing more than 20 people and organizations in federal court claiming that we formed racketeering enterprise to defame him, harass him, ruin his business, yada, yada, yada, …

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He tells some real whoppers in his Kimberlin v. DOJ, et al. (aka Kimberlin v. Reality) LOLsuit seeking money damages for his imprisonment as the Speedway Bomber, in his losing  appeal to the Seventh Circuit in that case, and in his petition for a writ of certiorari now before the Supreme Court.

The betting calendar for the day the Supreme Court denies his cert petition is posted in the break area.

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Over the past few years, Brett Kimberlin has had a couple of appeals going to try to set aside some of this Speedway Bomber convictions. He’s been unsuccessful thus far, but he still has one of the cases before the Court of Appeals for the Seventh Circuit, and he’s announced his intention to try to get the Supreme Court to take up the other.

Kimberlin was sentenced to a 51+ year consolidated sentence for his Speedway Bombing crimes and a drug smuggling bust, and he served 13 years before he was paroled. That parole was revoked. The TKPOTD for nine years ago today dealt with that revocation.

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Most folks who have been following the Saga of The Dread Pirate Kimberlin know that he had his parole revoked, and most believe it was revoked for failure to make good on the judgment due Sandra DeLong. That’s true, but there was another reason—mortgage fraud. The following is from the U. S. District Court opinion upholding the revocation of TDPK’s parole [Kimberlin v. Dewalt, 12 F.Supp.2d 487 (1998)]:

On March 25, 1997 the Commission issued a summons that was served on petitioner on April 10, 1997, requiring his presence at a preliminary interview. Petitioner was charged with (1) submitting a fraudulent loan application by making a false statement as to a material fact when he denied having an outstanding judgments against him; and (2) noncompliance with the special payment condition. On April 25, 1997 petitioner attended a preliminary interview by Probation Officer Catherine J. Kirby. At that hearing petitioner denied the charges, claimed poverty and said he was trying to settle the matter with Sandra DeLong. Officer Kirby concluded that petitioner had fraudulently concealed from the mortgage company the true extent of his indebtedness and that he intended to “make sure that [Sandra DeLong] gets as little money as possible.”

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As of close of business on Friday, the Seventh Circuit hasn’t ruled on his pending appeal and the Supreme Court hasn’t docketed a petition for writ of certiorari from Kimberlin. I’m watching both the dockets of both courts.

Stay tuned.

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Brett Kimberlin seems desperate to achieve some manner of positive fame. He is, of course, famous, but being known as a convicted serial bomber isn’t the kind of notoriety he wants. The post this clip is taken from first ran nine years ago today under the title Dread Pirate #BrettKimberlin—Man of International Consequence.

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Those Gentle Readers who have been with the Saga of The Dread Pirate Kimberlin for lo these many months will know that he had a run in with Aaron Walker in the lobby area outside the 9th floor courtrooms in the Montgomery County Court House back in January. He filed a criminal complaint against Mr. Walker which the State’s Attorney decided wasn’t supported by the evidence. TDPK tried to intervene in the case to force a prosecution.

<mockery>You see, the case was too important to let die. Look at how TDPK began his Motion in Opposition the the State’s Motion to Nolle Pros This Case:

Now comes Victim/Complainant Brett Kimberlin (“Victim”) and hereby opposes the State’s Motion to Nolle Pros this case. In support of this motion, Victim states that this is not simply a run of the mill assault case but rather one that has both national and international ramifications and is being watched by federal law enforcement authorities, State Department contractors, organizations that monitor hate groups, foreign countries with large Muslim populations, and national Muslim and civil rights organizations. There are many aggravating factors present in this case that warrant full prosecution and even consideration of additional charges against Mr. Walker.

Wow! That sure is a heapin’ big burden for a simple assault case to carry. Who knew that Mr. Kimberlin was so important in, for instance, a foreign country with a large Muslim population?

Actually, there are only two of the categories on the list that come close to making any sense. Both of TDPK’s not-for-profits have done work for or funded by the State Department, so they might be the “State Department contractors,” but I wonder what “federal law enforcement authorities” would be following a simple assault case in Maryland. Even if TDPK were still on supervised parole, a parole officer isn’t a LEO.

Hmmmm.

It seems that TDPK may think he’s further up the pecking order than reality would allow.</mockery>

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I filed an FIOA request with the State Department about the work he claimed to have done for them. The State Department claims to have no records of any such work by Kimberlin.

Well, he’s also a convicted perjurer, and perjurers have been known to tell lies.

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According Brett Kimberlin’s Parole Commission records, his combined sentence for drug smuggling and the Speedway Bomber convictions expire in 2030. The TKPOTD from eight years ago today dealt with official records related to his parole revocation in the late ’90s.

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When ever possible, I try to include primary documents or links to them in my posts. Here are three further extracts from The Dread Pirate Kimberlin’s current (as of 14 March, 2013) file with the United States Parole Commission. (There’s more than 60 pages in TDPK’s publicly available file.) Note that the file has been redacted by the government because of privacy law considerations.

The first page is from 1997 and shows that a special condition of TDPK’s parole was to begin a good faith effort to satisfy Mrs. DeLong’s judgments against TDPK for her personal injuries and the wrongful death of Mr. DeLong.

The second page is also from 1997 and shows two of the reasons why his parole was revoked. Most folks who have been following the Saga are aware that he was sent back to the slammer for stiffing Mrs. DeLong, but that was not the only reason. Note that item 1 is Kimberlin’s engaging in a fraudulent mortgage loan application.

The third page is from 1999. When his parole was revoked, he was sent back for two years. In 1999, two more years are added. The reason(s) have been redacted, but I’m willing to bet that it wasn’t because the Bureau of Prisons loved his company.

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Freedom of Information Act inquiries have turned up all sorts of interesting information about the members of Team Kimberlin.

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Given all the problems Brett Kimberlin has had using the mail to serve court papers, it was occasionally suggested that our modern postal system confused and frightened  him. The TKPOTD from four years ago today outlined one of his many failures will using the mail.

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The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin sent me a copy of something he appears to be filing with the court in the Hoge v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuit. Here’s his certificate of service for the filing.cos20170208

Here’s the envelope I received containing my copy of the filing.envelope20170206There is insufficient postage for certified mail even without return receipt. That may explain why there was no green card attached.

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Maybe the world would have been a better place if the Parole Commission had left him on ice.

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Brett Kimberlin’s first felony conviction was for perjury, but he also was convicted of attempting to forge DoD driver’s licenses and impersonating a federal officer. He not the only member of Team Kimberlin with A History of Fakery as this post from six years ago shows.

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Bill Schmalfeldt has a long history of faking images and documents. I won’t republish the obscene homoerotic images he created of me that have been placed under court seal, but I will link back to this post which demonstrates one of his forgeries.

BTW, the Cabin Boy was shrewd enough to use a university yearbook photo for one of those pornographic images, but he wasn’t smart enough to check how old I was when I matriculated. I was 17.

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Actual child porn?

Hmmmm.

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It’s amazingly easy to catch Brett Kimberlin lying. The TKPOTD from seven years ago today gives one example.

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Brett Kimberlin tells lies, but he doesn’t do it very well. Oh, he gets by in the short-term most of the time, but in the long run, he winds up getting caught.

Here’s something he told Judge Jordan during the damages hearing in the Kimberlin v. Allen lawsuit. From p. 99 of the transcript—

And, and he talks about, you know, I haven’t been exonerated. Well, he doesn’t know what happened with the Justice Department lawsuit. He doesn’t know. And, but he goes out and says, I know that he’s never been exonerated and all this stuff. Well, I’m not getting into that here, you know. But I can tell you for a fact, and everybody here, I’m not on parole. I had a 50 year sentence.

I’m no longer serving that sentence. So something happened, and that’s as far as I’m going to go with that.

“I’m not on parole.” As of March, 2013, the United States Parole Commission still had an open file on him.

Kimberlin’s first parole was revoked in 1997, but they let him out again in 2001. In 2006, he successfully completed five years of supervised parole and was released from supervision, but his sentence has not expired.

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I’ll bet he has Labor Day, 2030, circled on a calendar.

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This most recent tweet (as opposed to a retweet) from the @itstime_2020 account applauds Biden setting up a legal war room.Of course, it now looks as if Biden may need a criminal defense team, something that The Dread Deadbeat Parolee Kimberlin would understand from past experience.

Things aren’t proceeding exactly has I have foreseen, but they’re headed in pretty much the right direction.

Stay tuned.

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This TKPOTD from six years ago today explains how Brett Kimberlin came to be referred to as The Dread Pirate Kimberlin.

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bot_logoThose Gentle Readers who haven’t been following the Saga of The Dread Pirate Kimberlin since last summer may not understand the piracy references. One of the organizations that raised money to help defray the legal expenses for the Virginia and federal Walker v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuits last year was the Bloggers Defense Team. Team Kimberlin responded with a piracy themed website called the Bloggers Offense Team. I found Kimberlin’s choice of the pirate-related logo at left is interesting. Pirates aren’t semi-sympathetic, comedic characters from a Johnny Depp movie. They are criminals. Was the mask slipping?

That got me to thinking … While Brett Kimberlin’s unconstitutional peace order prohibiting Aaron Walker from blogging about him was in place, I had taken to referring to Kimberlin as Lord Voldemort (“He who must not be named”). Why not a piracy themed nickname? The Dread Pirate Kimberlin. I used it, and it stuck—not only with my readers, but other bloggers began using it occasionally too.

As fans of The Princess Bride know, The Dread Pirate Roberts is a pirate of near-mythical reputation, someone feared across the seven seas for his ruthlessness and swordfighting prowess, and who is well known for taking no prisoners. Ships immediately surrender and give up their cargos rather than be captured, a fate they imagine to be certain death.

The Dread Pirate Kimberlin is more like a legend in his own mind, a pretender who wishes to be feared for his ruthlessness and legal ability and to be known for vanquishing all comers in court. Critics, he thinks, should immediately stop telling the truth about him and give up their First Amendment rights at his command.

It turns out that The Dread Pirate Kimberlin’s legal acumen seems to be as fictional as The Dread Pirate Roberts’ existence. And no one is willing to surrender to The Dread Pirate Kimberlin.

UPDATE—From Bill Buckler’s The Privateer via Zero Hedge:

No tyrant on any level can handle derision, it deflates them utterly by reducing their stature to its proper level in a way which they cannot escape.

Yep.

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As part of the continuing ridicule of TDPK, his other activities also came under the banner of dreadness—The Dread Pro-Se/Prerormer/Protector/Protestor/Pedo/Publisher/etc.—but as he failed to pay the sanctions and court court due after his campaign of lawyer, Dread became Deadbeat.

He’s now the Deadbeat P______ Kimberlin. The Gentle Reader may insert his word of choice.

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Now that Anthony Weiner is back out on the streets (he got time off for good behavior), perhaps he will turn to people who have previously helped him to get reintegrated into society. We know that various members of Team Kimberlin were involved in supporting Weiner through the first Weinergate debacle. It may be that the ex-cons on Team Kimberlin can help Anthony go straight.