I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Authentic Frontier Gibberish, then today would be a day ending in rouin me bishen cutter.

I think so, Brain … but rather than relive History, wouldn’t it be easier to rewrite it?

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Chichewa, today would be a day ending in –u.

Tha mi a ’smaoineachadh sin, Brain … but if we switch to Scots Gaelic, today would be a day ending in –e.

I think so, Brain … but neither Trigger nor Silver would ever be considered dark horse candidates.

I think so, Brain … but what if it tastes like turnips instead of chicken?

I think so, Brain … but if beauty is only skin deep, that would explain why so many politicians are thin skinned.

I think so, Brain … but if we switch to Yoruba, today would be a day ending in –u.

I think so, Brain … but why would a question only have two sides?

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Welsh, today would be a day ending in –r.

I think so, Brain, … but it we switched to Shona, today would be a day ending in –u.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Malay, today would be a day ending in –t.

I think so, Brain … but maybe we shouldn’t put the rocks so close to the hard place.

I think so, Brain … but what if we go back and the drawing board isn’t in Square One?

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Somali, today would be a day ending in –e.

I think so, Brain … but if you’re not supposed to take a knife to a gun fight, why do they issue bayonets?

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Macedonian, today would be a day ending in –к.

I think so, Brain … all the world’s a stage, but I missed rehearsal.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Latvian, today would be a day ending in –a.

I think so, Brain … but isn’t every day Hump Day for the camels?

I think so, Brain … I tried holding my tongue, but nicht duzzen muk thenzz.

I think so, Brain … but everything that happens to animated characters is the luck of the draw.

I think so, Brain … but isn’t the saying about clouds and silver linings the gold standard of cliches?

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Igbo, today would still be a day ending in –y.