I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Northern Kurdish, today would be a day ending in –ê.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Tongan, today would be a day ending in –e.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Sudanese, today would be a day ending in –h.

I think so, Brain … but Time may be a great healer, but have you noticed it’s a lousy beautician?

I think so, Brain … but if money can’t buy friends, could we buy a better class of enemies?

I think so, Brain … but my problem isn’t following the money—it’s catching it.

I think so, Brain … but if all the word’s a stage, there seem to be a lot of extras in the cast.

I think so, Brain … they say money can’t buy happiness, but I’d be willing to be a test subject for that theory.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Authentic Frontier Gibberish, then today would be a day ending in rouin me bishen cutter.

I think so, Brain … but rather than relive History, wouldn’t it be easier to rewrite it?

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Chichewa, today would be a day ending in –u.

Tha mi a ’smaoineachadh sin, Brain … but if we switch to Scots Gaelic, today would be a day ending in –e.

I think so, Brain … but neither Trigger nor Silver would ever be considered dark horse candidates.

I think so, Brain … but what if it tastes like turnips instead of chicken?

I think so, Brain … but if beauty is only skin deep, that would explain why so many politicians are thin skinned.

I think so, Brain … but if we switch to Yoruba, today would be a day ending in –u.

I think so, Brain … but why would a question only have two sides?

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Welsh, today would be a day ending in –r.

I think so, Brain, … but it we switched to Shona, today would be a day ending in –u.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Malay, today would be a day ending in –t.

I think so, Brain … but maybe we shouldn’t put the rocks so close to the hard place.

I think so, Brain … but what if we go back and the drawing board isn’t in Square One?

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Somali, today would be a day ending in –e.

I think so, Brain … but if you’re not supposed to take a knife to a gun fight, why do they issue bayonets?