I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Zulu, today would be a day ending in –u.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Afrikaans, today would be a day ending in –g.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Xhosa, today would be a day ending in –u.

I think so, Brain … but sometimes it might be better if that different drummer keeps marching.

I think so, Brain … but what if I’m willing to be spoiled by success?

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Lithuanian, today would be a day ending in –s.

I think so, Brain … honesty is the the best policy, but can we get away with it?