I think so, Brain … but when we’ve tried following the science, it was always moving along with the money.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Quechua, today would be a day ending in –s.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Sepedi, today would be a day ending in –o.

I think so, Brain … but can’t most politicians’ books be judged by their cover up?

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Twi, today would be a day ending in –a.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Turkmen, today would be a day ending in –a.

I think so, Brain … but even if Time and Tide wait for no man, we still have other options for magazines and detergent.

I think so, Brain … but if we switch to Newspeak, today would still be a day ending in –y.

I think so, Brain … but wouldn’t a good accountant be a debit to his profession?

I think so, Brain … but the main problem with letting my self go is getting myself back.

I think so, Brain … but wouldn’t keeping all that fluorine be an oxidant waiting to happen?

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Tartar, today would be a day ending in –a.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Kinyarwanda, today would be a day ending in –u.

I think so, Brain … but when the going gets tough, wouldn’t it be easier to leave.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Ilocano, today would be a day ending in –s.

I think so, Brain … but all the silver linings really do have clouds around them.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Mohawk, today would be a day ending in –e.

I think so, Brain … but if we switch to Hawaiian, today would be a day ending in –a.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Indonesian, today would be a day ending in –t.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to ASCII, today would be a day ending 89.

I think so, Brain … but how would we know how to act our age if we’ve never been this old before?

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Indonesia, today would be a day ending in –t.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Kazakh, today would be a day ending in –а.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Sesotho, today would be a day ending –o.

I think so, Brain … but what about yelling, “Theatre!” at a crowded fire?