I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Krio, today would be a day ending in –e.

I think so, Brain … but if we’re fictional, aren’t we supposed to make sense?

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Oromo, today would be a day ending in –a.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Old English, today would be a day ending in –g.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Romanian, today would be a day ending in –i.

I think so, Brain … but I thought you said, “If it quacks like a doc …”

I think so, Brain … but wouldn’t it be wise to remember that we might be some of the people being fooled this time?

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Bambara, today would be a day ending in –a.

I think so, Brain … but a good politician’s actions lie louder than his words.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Bulgarian, today would be a day ending in –к.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Javanese, today would be a day ending in –h.

I think so, Brain … but when I asked the costume department about the Central European knights, they said the Czechs are in the mail.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Tsonga, today would be a day ending in –u.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Aymara, today would be a a day ending in -a.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Mizo, today would be a day ending in –i.

I think so, Brain … but when we’ve tried following the science, it was always moving along with the money.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Quechua, today would be a day ending in –s.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Sepedi, today would be a day ending in –o.

I think so, Brain … but can’t most politicians’ books be judged by their cover up?

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Twi, today would be a day ending in –a.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Turkmen, today would be a day ending in –a.

I think so, Brain … but even if Time and Tide wait for no man, we still have other options for magazines and detergent.

I think so, Brain … but if we switch to Newspeak, today would still be a day ending in –y.