I think so, Brain … but if we switch to Hawaiian, today would be a day ending in –a.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Indonesian, today would be a day ending in –t.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to ASCII, today would be a day ending 89.

I think so, Brain … but how would we know how to act our age if we’ve never been this old before?

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Indonesia, today would be a day ending in –t.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Kazakh, today would be a day ending in –а.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Sesotho, today would be a day ending –o.

I think so, Brain … but what about yelling, “Theatre!” at a crowded fire?

I think so, Brain … but having my dreams come true only seems to work for the nightmares.

I think so, Brain … but if we finish tweaking the software before we go out tonight, we’ll be putting Perl before wine.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Igbo, today would be a day ending in –e.

I think so, Brain … but why should you give them your two-cent’s worth when they only offered a penny for your thoughts?

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Chichewa, today would be a day ending in –u.

I think so, Brain …. but the exception that proves the rule also tends to wreck our planning.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Luxembourgish, today would be a day ending in –g.

I think so, Brain … but if we switch to Tartar, today would be a day ending in –a … and I’ll pass on steak for supper.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Navaho, today would be a day ending in -h.

I think so, Brain … but I also thought talk was cheap until I saw the bill from the lawyers.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Julian dating, today would be a day ending in –9.

I think so, Brain … so maybe they weren’t lying when they said anyone could grow up to be President.

I think so, Brain … but it’s always dullest before the yawn.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Bosnian, today would be a day ending in –k.

I think so, Brain … but couldn’t you describe Curious George as a chimp off the old block?

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Corsican, today would be a day ending in –i.