I think so, Brain … but even if Time and Tide wait for no man, we still have other options for magazines and detergent.

I think so, Brain … but if we switch to Newspeak, today would still be a day ending in –y.

I think so, Brain … but wouldn’t a good accountant be a debit to his profession?

I think so, Brain … but the main problem with letting my self go is getting myself back.

I think so, Brain … but wouldn’t keeping all that fluorine be an oxidant waiting to happen?

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Tartar, today would be a day ending in –a.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Kinyarwanda, today would be a day ending in –u.

I think so, Brain … but when the going gets tough, wouldn’t it be easier to leave.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Ilocano, today would be a day ending in –s.

I think so, Brain … but all the silver linings really do have clouds around them.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Mohawk, today would be a day ending in –e.

I think so, Brain … but if we switch to Hawaiian, today would be a day ending in –a.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Indonesian, today would be a day ending in –t.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to ASCII, today would be a day ending 89.

I think so, Brain … but how would we know how to act our age if we’ve never been this old before?

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Indonesia, today would be a day ending in –t.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Kazakh, today would be a day ending in –а.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Sesotho, today would be a day ending –o.

I think so, Brain … but what about yelling, “Theatre!” at a crowded fire?

I think so, Brain … but having my dreams come true only seems to work for the nightmares.

I think so, Brain … but if we finish tweaking the software before we go out tonight, we’ll be putting Perl before wine.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Igbo, today would be a day ending in –e.

I think so, Brain … but why should you give them your two-cent’s worth when they only offered a penny for your thoughts?

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Chichewa, today would be a day ending in –u.