I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Frisian, today would be a day ending in –d.

I think so, Brain … I’ve tried counting an endangered species instead of sheep, but I always run out before I fall asleep.

I think so, Brain … but if we switch to Maori, today would be a day ending in –e.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Zulu, today would be a day ending in –u.

I think so, Brain … but isn’t a clean desk more likely to be a sign of a cluttered desk drawer?

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Czech, today would be a day ending in –k.

I think so, Brain … but isn’t the advantage of walking a mile in someone’s shoe before criticizing him that you’re a mile away from any adverse reaction. And you’ve got his shoes.