I think so, Brain … but if we switch to Tartar, today would be a day ending in –a … and I’ll pass on steak for supper.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Navaho, today would be a day ending in -h.

I think so, Brain … but I also thought talk was cheap until I saw the bill from the lawyers.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Julian dating, today would be a day ending in –9.

I think so, Brain … so maybe they weren’t lying when they said anyone could grow up to be President.

I think so, Brain … but it’s always dullest before the yawn.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Bosnian, today would be a day ending in –k.

I think so, Brain … but couldn’t you describe Curious George as a chimp off the old block?

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Corsican, today would be a day ending in –i.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Irish, today would be a day ending in –e.

I think so, Brain … but isn’t “circle back” what a rogue torpedo does?

I think so, Brain … but was the White House speaking for all intensive porpoises or for the lazy ones too?

I think so, Brain … but the main thing experience teaches is that we don’t learn from it.

I think so, Brain … but this thing about History repeating itself is one of things wrong with History.

I think so, Brain … but maybe people who think 70 is the new 55 shouldn’t drive.

I think so, Brain … but a fool and our money are soon popularly elected.

I think so, Brain … but if we’re handling all the cases in order, what do we do if there’s a chicken and an egg?

I think so, Brain … but if two heads are better than one, why do we only get one?

I think so, Brain … hindsight may be 20/20, but if we’d had foresight, would we have let 2020 happen?

I think so, Brain … but if they paid us enough to switch to Ukrainian, today would be a day ending in –я.

Ego sic existimo, Brain … si autem revertimus in English, hodie adhuc dies est integer cum -y.

I think so, Brain … but people who live in glass houses probably should just go ahead and answer the door.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Northern Kurdish, today would be a day ending in –ê.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Tongan, today would be a day ending in –e.

I think so, Brain … but if we switched to Sudanese, today would be a day ending in –h.