Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


One of the topics of interest here at Hogewash! is the First Amendment, and it was Brett Kimberlin’s use of lawfare to attack the First Amendment rights of bloggers such as Aaron Walker and Stacy McCain that drew my attention The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin. One of the tools I’ve used in exposing his actions is Alinsky’s Rule 5: Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon.

Of course, Team Kimberlin’s ineptitude at the use of Rule 5 against me has made ridiculing them easy. Bill Schmalfeldt referred to the Gentle Readers of this blog as my lickspittles, and Team Lickspittle was born, complete with team logo goodies for sale. Matt Osborne tried to make a joke about me thinking I’m an Internet sheriff, and the Blogsmoke feature was created in response, followed by Yours Truly, John Atsign and Blognet—all produced by the Lickspittle Broadcasting System.

This Blogsmoke episode ran a year ago today.

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SOUND: MODEM CONNECTING FADES UP TO FULL MIKE—SINGLE SHOT—RICOCHET

MUSIC: UP AND UNDER—RECORDED—CUT 1

ANNOUNCER: (VOICE OVER MUSIC) Around Twitter Town and in the territory of the net—there’s just one way to handle the harassers and the stalkers—and that’s with an Internet Sheriff and the smell of “BLOGSMOKE”!

MUSIC: THEME HITS: FULL BROAD SWEEP AND UNDER—RECORDED—CUT 2

ANNOUNCER: “BLOGSMOKE” starring W. J. J. Hoge. The story of the trolling that moved into the young Internet—and the story of a man who moved against it. (MUSIC: OUT)

JOHN: I’m that man, John Hoge, Internet Sheriff—the first man they look for and the last they want to meet. It’s a chancy job—and it makes a man watchful … and a little lonely.

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Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Ah, LOLsuit III: The Search for Schlock—it was a marvelous source of pointage, laughrtery, and mockification. If I hadn’t been one of the defendants, I might have enjoyed watching the Cabin Boy™ make a fool of himself with a long, drawn out case. As a defendant, I filed a motion to dismiss which killed the case fairly quickly, but while that motion was pending, I did point, laugh, and mock. The TKPOTD from four years ago pointed out one rather spectacular error in The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt’s complaint.

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The Cabin Boy’s™ LOLsuit that he’s filed against Eric Johnson, a couple of John Does, and me is a real piece of … um … of work. Paragraph 40 is particularly entertaining.WMSvEJ ECF 1-40popcorn4bkNotice that he starts out by saying we said false things about him but ends up saying that we gave unwanted publicity to private matters—which is an admission that what we said was true.

Oopsie.

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I’m not kidding about LOsuit III being over in a hurry. The judge dismissed the suit two weeks after the Cabin Boy™ filed it. The judge found that Schmalfeldt was not entitled to file the case as a pauper, but didn’t require him to pay the filing fees because the case was dismissed for lack of jurisdiction.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


February has not been a good month for The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt. Yesterday, we celebrated the fourth anniversary of his filing of LOLsuit III: The Search for Schlock. Today, it’s the third anniversary of his filing the first amended complaint in LOLsuit VI: The Undiscovered Krendler. I posted his amended complaint in this INMTUYK.

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The Cabin Boy™ actually filed this—

Portions of the exhibits have been redacted because they contain material that is unsuitable for this blog.

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The exhibits he attached put the transcripts of his skits that some consider to be kiddie porn in the court record. That placed the texts in the public domain. It also authenticated his authorship of them.

Stupid is as stupid does.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Team Kimberlin’s inept struggles to control the narrative surrounding their activities have been triggers for vast amounts of pointage, laughery, and mockification, as this post titled #PLM Du Jour from two years ago today shows.

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Editor of Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Bill Boy Unread has suggested is the only computer in his hometown, the Cabin Boy™ tweeted these— Continue reading

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Team Kimberlin’s lies, deception, forgeries, and false narratives have been so abundant that there’s an irregular but recurring feature here at Hogewash! called Prevarication Du Jour. This one ran a year ago today.

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At least one of these tweets contains a false statement.Either the Clinton Police had a confession concerning the imaginary tire slashing and knew whodunnit or they had no proof.

Or the Cabin Boy™ has been caught lying again.

The Gentle Reader may make up his own mind.

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Of course, I stand by my reporting on the Cabin Boy’s™ fabrication of that tire slashing incident in Iowa. Given the contradictions in the shifting versions of his story, it’s clear that he was lying, and that fits his long standing pattern of falsehoods and forgeries.

Oh, one more thing … Four years ago today, the temperature was just above freezing here in Westminster, Maryland, and the Cabin Boy™ was complaining that having to go out in such extreme weather could potentially kill him because of his Parkinson’s disease. It was 5° F (-15 C) yesterday morning in Havre, Montana.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


After being caught filing a copyright application for a book which claimed that he was the anonymous blogger Paul Krendler and which contained material stolen from Krendler’s The Thinking Man’s Zombie blog and from Hogewash!, Bill Schmalfeldt engaged in a futile campaign trying to paint me as a plagiarist. The resulting pointage, laugher, and mockiification earned byt the Cabin Boy™ provided a nice boost to popcorn sales. When Schmalfeldt doubled and tripled down on his stupid attack, I ran this post titled Dead Horse Du Jour two years ago today.

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The Cabin Boy™ continues to flog a dead horse, a fake news story with no traction in the real world.fmp201701281503zGiven the trend in popcorn sales, it appears that the Gentle Readers are amused by Bill Schmalfeldt’s continued ranting which has been an excellent example of the principle that insanity is doing the same thing over again while expecting a different result. BTW, although that definition has been attributed to Benjamin Franklin, Albert Einstein, and others, the earliest example of it in print is probably in the Basic Text of Narcotics Anonymous, a connection that suggests the Cabin Boy™ may need to put down the bong.

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Stupid is as stupid does.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Team Kimberlin is a bunch of liars and clumsy ones at that. Five years ago today, I ran a post titled He Didn’t See It Here that dealt with one of Bill Schmalfeldt’s false narratives.

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After returning home from church and having lunch, I checked in on my Twitter timeline and found this:@wjjhogeTL201401261800ZCurious, I took a look at @CabinBoyRadio and found this:@cabinboyradio201401261623ZSince I had no idea what Schmalfeldt was talking about, I checked out his blog. It seems that he is trying to pin a bunch of “spam” comments to his blog on me. Of course, none of them are written in anything like the style of my tweets or comments on other blogs. None of them come any IP address associated with me. The IPs appear to be spoofed rather than TOR IPs because at least one is from AT&T Wireless, an unlikely spot for a TOR node.

I also found this rant.

[Image deleted. It was a rant about someone referring to him as “Schmuckfeldt.”]

There are several places where he may have seen that name before, but he never saw it in a post on this blog. I’m sure of that. I just ran a global search of all posts, this was the search return (Click the image to embiggen it.):ScreenCap201401261804Z
I see three possible sources for the comments that Schmalfedt complains about. The first would be someone opposed to Team Kimberlin who is yanking Schmalfeldt’s chain. If that’s the case, I hope whoever it is stops. The second possibility is that a member of Team Kimberlin or a supporter/eneabler is doing it to stir up trouble. The third is that Schmalfeldt created the comments himself in an attempt to run the “accuse the accuser” play one more time.

Whatever. He didn’t see that name in a Hogewash! blog post.

UPDATE—After my Sunday afternoon nap, I checked my Twitterz again and found more tweets about Schmalfeldt and evidence. So I went over to @CabinBoyRadio again and found that he had posted some tweets allegedly from me. I was puzzled where he found them, because I couldn’t remember sending them. Then he tweeted this link to Very Ordinary Seaman Ferguson: http://topsy.com/s?q=schmuckfeldt%20from%3Awjjhoge&type=tweet. I clicked on it and found the tweets that he was claiming were mine. This one bothered me.forged_tweet 363781895428907009I don’t cc myself on Twitter. What’s the point? So I clicked on the Reply button of the top tweet and got this.forger_tweet355754735903428608That’s not my tweet, is it? Indeed, it is tweet number 355754735903428608 which was sent by @AaronWorthing.@aaronworthing20130712

None of the other tweets are mine either.

This is not the first time that Bill Schmalfeldt has been caught trying to forge evidence. He would be well advised to stop. Very soon. As in now.

UPDATE 2—I notice he also tries to use postings at hogewash dot net as evidence. Oh, please! That site ran copies of the obscene images Schmalfeldt created of me last summer. It’s clearly not a site associated with or controlled by me.

UPDATE 3—If the Gentle Reader would like to see the original tweets on Twitter, click here and scroll down to last July.

UPDATE 4—Here’s what turns up when one does the same Topsy word search on @AaronWorthing:topsy_AW_SchmuckfeldtAs you can see, the “Hitler is not happy …” tweet is Aaron Walker’s which proves absolutely nothing about the identity of Kimberlin Unmasked. It does, however, confirm that what Schmalfeldt has been trying to peddle is bogus.

#Fail

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The technique of using a Topsy search to generate pseudo-tweets that appear to have been originated by someone who was included with an @ mention was recycled in March, 2015, when The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin attempted to use forged evidence during a hearing for a peace order petition against me.

I’m pretty sure that I’ve previously mentioned that Kimberlin has been convicted of perjury and attempting to forge DoD driver’s licenses. He got his name in the papers in 2017 in connection with fake documents apparently aimed at causing trouble for the Trump administration.

Why would anyone believe anything he says?