Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Brett Kimberlin has inflicted dozens of websites on the Interwebz over the past decade or so. Most of them are no defunct. Although the Breitbart Unmasked site hasn’t had any new material posted since December, 2018, it’s still one of Kimberlin’s most substantial wastes of bandwidth. The TKPOTD for six years ago today dealt with the deficient skills of one of that site’s editors.

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Given the poor reading comprehension skills of the site’s GS-13 Editor, it’s not surprising that Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Bill Boy Unread would get the facts wrong and tweet this:bu201702010109zpopcorn4bkI don’t intend to quit discussing Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Bill Boy Unread. I will keep discussing them, but in the context of making fun of them. Nothing the Cabin Boy™ edits can be taken seriously anymore.

#PLM

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It’s taken several years, but Bill Schmalfeldt has finally working at a publication with a great readership than BU ever had—The Center Republican.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Brett Kimberlin’s Breitbart Unmasked website initially went live on server in The Netherlands, but it moved to onshore hosting after a year or so. However. it moved back offshore after Bill Schmalfeldt published post containing material lifted from Hogewasht! without permission. When I filed a DMCA takedown notice, the site moved from its U.S.-based hosting rather than provided contact information for service of court papers. Six years ago today, I posted about GS13 Editor Bill Schmalfeldt and how He Bravely Turned His Tail and Fled.

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When DMCA raised its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Bravest of the brave, Sir William!

Rather than obey U. S. copyright law, Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread has fled to an off shore server. So Marcus Crassus can talk tough hiding on a server in Iceland, but seems to be afraid to speak his mind here in America.

#Cowards

UPDATE—Lest the Plagiarism Polizei become excessively agitated, let me state that the short ditty above is a parody of the song about Brave Sir Robin from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Furthermore, the parody is not my creation. I saw it, or something very much like it, in a cartoon published by a cockroach.

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I did some digging, and I found a copy of the cartoon I mentioned above.

Heh.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Although it has lain fallow for over four years now, on of Team Kimberlin’s principal PR organs was the Breitbart Unmasked website. The site’s occasional editor Bill Schmalfeldt call it his “prime source for news, hearsay, lies and innuendo. Oh, yeah. Smears, too!” Eight years ago today BU published a long defamatory screed attacking Aaron Walker, and it was full of hearsay, lies, innuendo, and smears. And sealed court discovery, too! That’s only the opening paragraph. The Gentle Reader can find the whole post still active on the BU website.

Here’s Bill Schmalfeldt’s concern troll comment to the post.It wasn’t Aaron Walker’s blog about free speech and pictures of Muhammed that drew Brett Kimberlin’s interest and ire. It was Aaron’s pro bono legal assistance to a left-wing blogger who Kimberlin had sued for defamation.

It’s was Kimberlin’s attacks on Aaron’s First Amendment rights that backfired and drew the attention of the blogosphere to past and current activities.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

It was ten years ago that Bill Schmalfeldt first took a turn as editor of Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread. Pointage, laughery, and mockification began immediately with this post titled Cabin Boy #BillSchmalfeldt and the Beanstalk.

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bu20130120Cabin Boy Bill Schmalfeldt is now the editor of Breitbart Unmasked (No, I won’t link to it). Although I have never seen him in person, his pictures on the Internet lead me to assume that his is a rather large fellow. Given the image on the masthead of BU, he must think of himself as a giant. The most famous giant who threatens to grind one’s bones for bread is the giant in Jack and the Beanstalk.

Fee-fi-fo-fum!
I smell the blood of an Englishman,
Be he alive, or be he dead,
I’ll have his bones to grind my bread.

Or so it goes in Joseph Jacobs classic version of the fairy tale. As I remember the story, it doesn’t turn out well for the giant.

Now, where did I put that axe?

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It would be several weeks after that post went up that I first met the Cabin Boy™ in person. Although I never had to use an axe, our interactions have cut him down to a size more in line with his talents and karma.

His last known employment has been as editor of the Center Republican in North Dakota. (Schmalfeldt. Republican. Karma. Some assembly required.) Last night, when tried to access his LinkedIn page (Bill Schmalfeldt – Editor – Central Nordak Publishing | LinkedIn), the link 404ed.

Hmmm.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

One of the reasons why Team Kimberlin has maintained a perfect batting average of 0.000 with their LOLsuits is their reliance on crackpot legal theories. This Legal LULZ Du Jour ran seven years ago today.

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JWR smallThe Cabin Boy™ has been hitting the … um … the books … yeah, that’s it … hitting the books over at the Acme Legal Law Library and has come up with another couple of cockamamie theories. He really doesn’t understand the doctrine of res judicata.

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I’ve never claimed that Roy Schmalfeldt’s allegations against the Cabin Boy™ are true. What I have noted is that by dismissing his lawsuit against Roy with prejudice, it now a settled matter that the Cabin Boy™ could not prove that what was said was false. I’ve also noted that the legal doctrine of res judicata prohibits The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt from ever suing his distant cousin Roy over those statements again. By extension, if it wasn’t defamatory for Roy to make those statements before 19 August, 2015, it still shouldn’t be defamatory now.

Should someone else say the same thing about Bill Schmalfeldt? I wouldn’t advise it. However, it is not defamation to report the factual outcome of a court case or to offer an opinion about the future consequences of that case.

YGNQ201601121920Zpopcorn4bkThe Cabin Boy™ sued “Roy Schmalfeldt” and lost. The fact that the Cabin Boy™ didn’t know for sure exactly who he was suing doesn’t affect whether res judicata applies. The Cabin Boy™ is suing an unknown Roy in his LOLsuit VI: The Undiscovered Krendler, and res judicata shields that Roy from any thing that the Cabin Boy™ sued or could have sued about prior to 19 August, 2015. If TDPS decides to ID a particular person as “Roy Schmalfeldt,” that should have the affect of transferring the res judicata shield to that defendant.

The Cabin Boy™ should ask The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin about res judicata and it’s bite.

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As we saw in Brett Kimberlin’s latest loss at the Supreme Court, even a white shoe law firm has trouble saving a case when the facts and the law are against you.

BTW, Res Judicata goodies are available at The Hogewash Store.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Brett Kimberlin’s appeal got denied by the Supreme Court because even with real lawyers writing his petition and real lawyers filing a supporting amicus brief, there were neither facts nor law from which he could make a case. The Legal Lulz Du Jour from seven  years ago today gave an example of how poorly Team Kimberlin did when they tried acting pro se, that is, representing themselves.

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It obvious from these tweets that the Cabin Boy™ still hasn’t read N.C. R. Civ. P. 5(b1).NQ201601130350ZNQ201601130352ZBTW, Sputnik 1 decayed out of orbit on 4 January, 1958. The last Sputnik satellite was an amateur radio satellite. (My son William received a QSL card from the operators of the satellite.) That was Sputnik 41, and it decayed out of orbit on 11 January, 1999.

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The case, in which Bill Schmalfeldt was trying to defend himself involved restraining order. Of course, this is the quality of what he filed …

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

For all their bluster, Team Kimberlin turned out to be not much more than a bunch of incompetent bozos. Subjecting them to pointage, laughery, and mockification was like shooting fish in a barrel. Take the TKPOTD for nine years ago today as an example.

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Baghdad Blob sez—BaghdadBlob20140105

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Fortunately, Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf never sued me for comparing him with Bill Schmalfeldt.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Bill Schmalfeldt’s lame attempts at cyberthuggery using manipulated images have often caused him trouble when a copyright holder filed a DMCA takedown notice. Six years ago today, I provided him with Some Copyright Information.

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Late Thursday night, a friend sent me a link to a picture of my late wife that had been posted on Schmalfeldt’s FatManPodcast website. In a comment in the caption Schmalfeldt posted with the picture, he claims the image was used under the Fair Use doctrine and that “Hoge can suck my frittatas!” I’m not the copyright holder. The copyright for that portrait of my wife belongs to the professional photographer who took the picture. If the photographer discovers Schmalfeldt’s appropriation of his work and takes action, he’ll do it on his own. For now, having that picture up on Schmalfeldt’s website highlights two things: 1.) his general ineptitude at image manipulation and 2.) his meanness.

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BTW, here’s the picture of Mrs. Hoge that Schmalfeldt tried to manipulate. It was take less than two weeks before she died. AI print of it sits in the bookcase in my bedroom. It’s the first thing I see each morning.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Rarely, but on a few occasions, Team Kimberlin has said or written something that was true. The Bonus Prevarication Du Jour for nine years ago today took note of one such occurrence.

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db201312291211ZAw, the poor Cabin Boy doesn’t think that I’ve adequately addressed all the ludicrous allegations he’s put in his tweets and posts over the past few days. OK, let me be specific in affirming what he got right—because that’s a much shorter list and will save time and pixels.

He has spelled my name correctly. Sometimes.

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Sometimes, but no always.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

I’m Not Making This Up, You Know posts related to odd behavior on social media have been proliferating for the past few days. This INMTUYK first ran six years ago today.

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I found this in my inbox on Christmas Day—bs_linkedin_reqYes, it appeared that the Cabin Boy™ wanted to connect to my LinkedIn network. After verifying that this really did come from Schmalfeldt, I did not accept.

And now the Cabin Boy™ is apparently suffering butthurt.fmp201612270436zThe Gentle Reader may wonder to what the Cabin Boy™ refers when he writes of moving to Maryland. When I viewed his profile, it listed him as a candidate for a writer/editor job with the National Institute on Aging which is a part of the NIH based in Maryland. The Gentle Reader may remember that the Cabin Boy™ claims the NIH as one of his multitude of former employers.

So the Cabin Boy™ would have folks believe that when he sent me a request to connect to my LinkedIn network and I verified and denied his request, I was stalking him.

Although I generally prefer Popehat’s description of Bill Schmalfeldt as a “demented freak,” Stacy McCain’s formulation of “deranged cyberstalker” seems to fit this episode.

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FWIW, Schmalfeldt is unretired again and using his GS-13 editorial skills—but not in Maryland.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

One of my favorite moments in court with Brett Kimberlin was a day when started to testify and my lawyer objected because he was a convicted perjurer. Maryland was the last state that forbade perjurers from testifying in court, a disability since repealed via a bill offered by Kimberlin’s state senator. The TKPOTD for nine years ago today dealt with Team Kimberlin’s silly attempt to get me tagged with the same disability. It came after the peace order against Bill Schmalfeldt was renewed.

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Nice try, but a real losing proposition …P-O20131210

“Knowing what the outcome would be …” My, my, my … that’s almost an admission by Bill Schmalfeldt that the charges filed were knowingly false. Still, you have to admire the chutzpah of Team Kimberlin that allowed them to so brazenly attempt to put one of the defendants in The Dread Pirate Kimberlin’s vexatious Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. under the same disability to offer testimony as TDPK.

(For those of you just beginning to follow the Saga of The Dread Pirate Kimberlin, Brett Kimberlin is a convicted perjurer, and Maryland has a law that prohibits convicted perjurers from testifying in any court proceeding.)

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Of course, getting relief from that disability backfired on Kimberlin. He wound up having to be cross examined at later trials.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

It’s been four years since there has been any new material posted at Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread.One former editor, Bunny Boy (aka Matt Osborne), tried to reinvent himself Gender Heretic on the Twitterz, floated farther from Reality, and wound up being permanently suspended. The other former editor seems to be alternating between forced retirement (getting fired) and ever gigs in ever marginal markets.

Meanwhile, Hogewash! keeps chugging along having not suffered any of the direst of dire direness predicted by BU, and Ali Alexander, the subject of the the last hit piece on BU, seems to be have had a more significant impact public’s understand of election fraud issues than any of Team Kimberlin’s efforts.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

One of the differences between this blog and the online screeds published by Team Kimberlin is that Hogewash! tries to follow stories through to their conclusions. Consider this TKPOTD from seven years ago today.

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Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen—but you wouldn’t know it from reading Bretibart Unmasked Bunny Boy Unread. 57F Osborne was all hot to promote the bogus peace order petition and the false criminal charge filed against me earlier this year and The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s frivolous RICO Retread LOLsuit. He hasn’t been so keen to cover what has really happened in those cases.

Cabin Boy™ Bill Schmalfeldt has described Bretibart Unmasked Bunny Boy Unread as a “prime source for news, hearsay, lies and innuendo. Oh, yeah. Smears, too!”

Just so.

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I saved the cartoon comment to the original post from Vigilant Vindex.Neither Matt Osborne nor Bill Schmalfeldt ever reported on Kimberlin’s court room failures.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Brett Kimberlin’s attempt to use lawfare to regain control of the narrative relating to his criminal past and activist present failed. Not only was he unable to squelch blogs like Hogewash!, he even lost control of the spin being emitted from his associates on Team Kimberlin. The TKPOTD for seven years ago today pointed out one instance when Kimberlin and Bill Schmalfeldt got stories crossed.

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The Cabin Boy™ is still maintaining that Lynn Thomas is Paul Krendler. Meanwhile, The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin is on record (in his Kimberlin v. Team Themis, et al. RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit) as claiming that I am Krendler.

They can’t both be right, but they can both be wrong.

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And they both can be, and are, losers.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

You’d think that people lie a lot and routinely forge documents would eventually learn how to do it reasonably well, but Team Kimberlin’s level of incompetence is in a league by itself. This Prevarication Du Jour first ran seven years ago today.

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The Cabin Boy™ is trying to dance his way around the trail of evidence of his forging the header he claimed was from an email sent to him by Lynn Thomas.TheMerryWidower201511180643ZAs a commenter has noted, the version of the email header initially posted on the Cabin Boy’s™ blog is not the same as what is there now. However, my analysis was done on what was posted on Twitter, not his blog. (Others have done analyses on the original images from the blog, and those have been consistent with what I found on Twitter.)TheMerryWidower_status_666375731480559616The URL for that tweet is twitter.com/themerrywidower/status/666375731480559616, but it has now been memory-holed.TheMerryWidower_memory_hole

However, the attachments were both downloaded and screenshots were taken of them. Here’s what the header looked like as seen on the original tweet. (Click to embiggen.)TheMerryWidower201511162202attachment2As the Gentle Reader can see, the one intermediate time stamp is 13:51:01 while all the others show hh:15:01 (depending on time zone).

pantsonfireSpoliation of evidence won’t save the Cabin Boy™. Rather, it creates the presumption that the multiple archived copies are true and correct. That presumption is reinforced by his habit of putting potentially embarrassing evidence down the memory hole.

What’s waiting for the Cabin Boy™ in Room 101? The Truth.

UPDATE—I could keep the Cabin Boy™ putting up new versions of the “true” header by dribbling out bits of evidence over time, but I’m not in this as a game of gotcha. He needs to understand that we got him cold on this one. The Vast Hogewash Research Organization has documented the various versions of the header that he’s published. We know when they were created. We know which word processor he used. We know what other tools he used. Etc. I’ll throw out one more bit of information. We know when the original email header he altered was sent: Sunday, 15-Nov-15 19:42:01 UTC. That information is embedded in all the files he has published.

Bill Schmalfeldt is a liar and a forger.

Q.E.D.

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That timestamp typo was the clincher. Emails simply don’t arrive at the addressee 26 minute before they are forwarded by a in-route relay server. At least they don’t with the kind of hardware that Schmalfeldt uses. OTOH, …

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

One of the more pleasant parts of reporting on Team Kimberlin has been including mockery in coverage of their failures in court. This post, In Re Schmalfeldt v. Grady, ran eight years ago today.

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The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt was a no-show. The peace order petition was dismissed.

More later.

UPDATE—

Cowardly no-show
Bogus petition dismissed
FroYo and mayo

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Empty threats but a full belly. And then some.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

In October, 2016, Brett Kimberlin testified under oath that he and his group of hackers were working with the Department of Justice on election security. On 7 November, 2016, a post by Bill Schmalfeldt at Kimberlin’s Breitbart Unmasked website made the following prediction—

Punditry is a dangerous business. But at the moment, we feel our scenario of Secretary Clinton winning 317-221 makes the most sense.

Clearly, The Deadbeat Protector Kimberlin and his minions blew it in 2016.

BTW, while the Protect Our Elections website has been up and running with a working DONATE button, it hasn’t said a word about what Kimberlin is actually doing this year.

 

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

I’ve found that the best way to deal with attempts at cyberbullying is to counterattack with humor. Take this Prevarication Du Jour from nine years ago today as an example.

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Bill Schmalfeldt thinks he knows the contents of my dreams. It is much more likely that he is simply following his own hallucinations.WMSBroad201311071212Z

Point One: The Cabin Boy has placed himself in an indelicate position. He went and got a peace order issued against himself because he was harassing me. The fact that he did so is now a settled legal matter that is not subject to relitigation. Thus, under the dreaded principle of … wait for it … res judicata, the fact of his harassment does not have to be proven again in any civil matter between us. If I were to sue him, the fact of his tortuous behavior would be a given. The only point at issue would be the extent of the damages I have suffered.

Point Two: I don’t bother pulling the wings off flies. I zap flies with a Bug-A-Salt.bugasalt

Click here to buy one from Amazon.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a bunch of legal matters to attend to this afternoon. Blogging may be slow for a while.

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Heh.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Seven years ago today, I had a post reporting on a lawsuit Aaron Walker had filed against the State of Maryland and Brett and Tetyana Kimberlin. Bill Schmalfeldt attempted to comment to the post, and I let his comment through moderation. I also made it the subject of a post called Yes, It Needs to Stop.

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wms201511070328ZIt certainly does, but I doubt that the Cabin Boy™ will stop even though he seems to know he should.

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That’s kinda hard to read, isn’t it. Here’s a link to his original comment.

We hear much less from the Cabin Boy™ these days. Perhaps he will be better able to Center his effort to maintain an Internet presence in the future.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

It’s been seven years to the day, and Bill Schmalfeldt hasn’t paid up yet.

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wms201511060015Zwms201511060017ZI hereby claim half the reward. The other half should go to Brett Kimberlin for outing me in his Kimberlin v. Team Themis, et al. RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit complaint.ECF 1-58

I should get my share for verifying my address and phone number. They are are 20 Ridge Road, Westminster, Maryland  21157, and (410) 596-2854. Since I don’t have a SEEKRIT SITE, I cannot provide a non-existent password.

Failure to pay the reward forthwith will be considered proof by the Cabin Boy™ that The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin is lying in his complaint.

UPDATE—rsmccain201500060103Z

UPDATE 2—The Cabin Boy™ has verified in a comment below that he won’t honor his reward offer. Furthermore, under the conditions outlined above, he appears to confirm that Brett Kimberlin lied in his RICO 2 complaint.

UPDATE 3—Perhaps the Gentle Reader is wondering why the Cabin Boy™ offered the reward. One might guess that he feels flush with insurance cash, but I don’t think that’s the reason. I think he’s taken a page out of the Team Kimberlin playbook of offering a reward with no intention of paying. I’ll bet he believes that the “reward” gives him a basis for saying that some anonymous person ratted out [insert harassment target’s name here] as Krendler and that it provides cover for his next faildox.

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It seems that Brett Kimberlin isn’t the only deadbeat on Team Kimberlin.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

It’s said that you know you’re over the target when you’re taking flak. During the more active phase of my interactions with Team Kimberlin, I knew I’d hit a nerve when one of them, usually Bill Schmalfeldt, made me the subject of a Twitter account. This TKPOTD ran nine years ago today.

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@PFBROFL!

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It’s a bit of a surprise that this would up being one of the account Schmalfeldt abandoned rather than one that was suspended for a rule violation. In this case it would have been for impersonation. Note the “Westminster, MD • hogewash.com” tag.