Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Ridicule has been on of the most effective (and quite satisfying) weapons to use on Team Kimberlin. Four years ago, I poked fun at Bill Schmalfeldt with an I’m Not Making This Up, You Know post.

* * * * *

PP201605262016ZPP201605262016Za

The Cabin Boy™ was trying to write something clever about politics and succeeded in showing how little he knows about The Little Corporal. Of course, it was Napoleon who was tagged with that nickname because of his supposedly short stature and a rumor that corporal was his pre-revolutionary rank. Actually, he was of average height and had been commissioned as a Second Lieutenant of Artillery in 1785. Adolph Hitler, OTOH, was referred to as The Bohemian Corporal, originally by the Paul von Hindenburg, the last German president to serve before the Nazi takeover. Hitler had served as corporal in WWI, and “Bohemian” referred to his supposed lifestyle.

#SMH. This just another example of something the Cabin Boy™ knows that isn’t so.

* * * * *

This has been in many ways a battle of wits with unarmed men.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


When the members of Team Kimberlin have run out of ways to annoy their perceived enemies, they fall back on telling lies about them. The TKPOTD from three years ago shows one example of such a stilly lie.

* * * * *

See today’s Quote of the Day.

* * * * *

BTW, when Mrs. Hoge heard of Schmalfeldt’s grandiose offer, her first reaction was to chuckle. Then she said. “Tell him, ‘No thank you.'” or words to that effect. Well, to that effect, but perhaps a little stronger.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


I’ve mentioned from time to time that the members of Team Kimberlin are liars and not very good ones at that. The TKPOTD from three years ago today dealt with catching Bill Schmalfeldt lying about never stating under oath that he was the author of  a book in which he claimed to be the anonymous blogger Paul Krendler.

* * * * *

Yesterday, I wrote about a legal document in which the Cabin Boy™ swore that he was the author of the “anonymous” book Confessions of an Undercover Internet Troll, a book which makes the claim that it is written by the anonymous blogger Paul Krendler. If the Gentle Reader would care to come to Westminster, he can pick up copies of a couple of documents from the Clerk of the Circuit Court for 50 cents per page.

This is paragraph 75 from the Compliant in the Hoge v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuit, …… and here is Schmalfeldt’s admission to paragraph 75 from his Answer.

Bill Schmalfeldt lies so much, he can’t keep ’em all straight.

Q. E. D.

* * * * *

If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.

—Mark Twain

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Each member of Team Kimberlin seems to have an ugly mean streak in his personality. This post titled Dislocation, Dislocation, Dislocation (a spin on an earlier post‘s title about locating Bill Schmalfeldt for service of court papers) dealt with a sick comment one of them made here at Hogewash. It ran three years ago today.

* * * * *

A not-as-anonymous-as-he-thinks coward tried to leave this as a comment to my post about interesting Google Street View pictures from a couple of nights ago.This is the image linked to by the comment—Mrs. Hoge is actually buried here—

It’s been a while, probably over a month, since the last one of these childish comments. Something must really be bothering someone.

Good.

* * * * *

BTW, I have a spot reserved in the Hoge Cemetery next to Mrs. Hoge.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Bill Schmalfeldt got in over his head when he signed up to be one of Brett Kimberlin’s PR flacks. I’ve never figured out exactly why he followed in The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s lawfare footsteps and began filing LOLsuit, but he did. I was a defendant in four of them and the lead defendant in two, LOLsuits I and IV. During the course of LOLsuit IV, Schmalfeldt got upset with me because I was interested in his communications with my codefendants, especially the anonymous blogger known as Paul Krendler. The TKPOTD for five years ago today engaged in a bit of pointage, laughery, and mockification of the Cabin Boy™.

* * * * *

The Cabin Boy™ routinely sticks his nose into other people’s business, and he acts as if he believes that everyone else does the same.BotM201503282229Z

popcorn4bkThe Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt may have forgotten who he’s suing, but “Paul Krendler” is among the et al. in his Schmalfeldt v. Hoge, et al. LOLsuit2 that he’s filed in Howard County Circuit Court. That being the case, I have a interest in his communications with my codefendants. It was TDPS who made his communications with “Krendler” my business.

Stupid is as stupid does.

* * * * *

LOLsuit IV saw a Maryland state court suit. Because Schmalfeldt didn’t effect service of process on any of the out-of-state defendants, and because with me as the only remaining  defendant, proper venue for the case was in my home county Carroll County. However, he had filed in Howard County. With those facts before the court, the judge found that she lacked jurisdiction over the case and dismissed it without have to bother deciding if the Cabin Boy™ had actually stated a claim upon which relief could be granted.

Everything proceed as I had foreseen.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


After Bill Schmalfeldt fled Maryland after losing LOLsuits III, IV, and V in rapid succession, he spent a bit more than a year in Milwaukee where he lost LOLsuits VI. He then moved on to his hometown of Clinton, Iowa, where he was briefly employed as a disk jockey at a local FM station. That gig didn’t last long, and his failure to keep the job was the subject of some pointage, laughery, and mockification in the comments here at Hogewash!, and that, of course, prompted an outburst from the Cabin Boy™ which was chronicled in a post titled Hilarious? Hilarious How? which ran three years ago today.

* * * * *

What does he mean I’m hilarious? What does he mean, the way I talk? What? Hilarious how? What’s hilarious about it? Hilarious how? Let me understand this, because, ya’ know, maybe it’s me, but I’m hilarious how? Hilarious like a clown? I amuse him? I make him laugh? I’m here to amuse him? Hilarious how? How am I hilarious? What’s so hilarious about me? What’s hilarious?

* * * * *

Actually, what’s hilarious is the Cabin Boy’s™ poor reading comprehension. I haven’t written anything here at Hogewash! about his being fired from his most recent job, but I will now note that he no longer seems be working an afternoon announcing gig at KMCN. OTOH, the Cabin Boy™ has plenty of experience never being impeded by not knowing what he’s talking about.

Failing failures gotta fail.

* * * * *

That post parodied a scene from Goodfellas, a movie containing a putdown line that Schmalfeldt often used. Given the number of jobs that have slipped through the Cabin Boy’s™ fingers over the past three years, something like a shoe shine box might be a reasonable investment for him as a way to pickup a bit of cash.

For the moment, he’s employed again. There are still some dates left on the calendar in the break area.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Sometimes, simple, even primitive, methods are useful when dealing with matters related to Team Kimberlin. Consider the example from this Prevarication Du Jour from five years ago today relating to protecting Paul Krendler’s anonymity.

* * * * *

SRN201503111144ZBill Schmalfeldt is an ignorant fool, but his biggest problems come not from what he doesn’t know but the things he knows that aren’t true. Any payments I have made to “Paul Krendler” have used a payment technology other than checks.five_dollar_bill_American_front

* * * * *

I originally considered titling the post as a Legal LUL Du Jour, but I concluded that Schmalfeldt was probably aware of the existence of cash and its use in paying for things, os I concluded that he was simply lyings.