Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

popcorn4bkYesterday, I posted about the Cabin Boy’s™ use of email to attempt serve an answer to an interrogatory. I neglected to mention that the interrogatory requires the answer be in the form of a physical document delivered to a physical address. Service by email doesn’t count. (Even The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin gets that correct.) Time to obey Judge Hecker’s order runs out at midnight on the 19th.

Tick, tock.

UPDATE—Corrected the drop dead date for service of the Cabin Boy’s™ Answer to the fifteenth day following the date of the court’s order.

Legal LULZ Du Jour

tmp201701170259zOn 28 December, 2016, I received an email from Bill Schmalfeldt asking for me to make him a settlement offer in the Hoge v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuit. He stated that it was a confidential inquiry and asked that his letter never see the light of day. I initially responded by saying that I would require time to review the case before making any offer or, indeed, deciding whether any offer would be in my interest. I sent him a settlement offer letter over the weekend. The Cabin Boy™ has responded by publishing my offer letter on his latest waste of bandwidth and by telling me, “So Hoge, go fuck yourself.”

I take that as a rejection of my offer.

I also consider his breach of the confidentiality he asked for as yet another example of the Cabin Boy’s™ bad faith. I could retaliate by posting the letter he sent me, including the crude images it contains, but I will not. I will, however, proceed with discovery and take the case to trial if necessary.

Murum aries attigit.

Legal LULZ Du Jour

The Cabin Boy™ has a post up over at Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread (No, I won’t link to it.) bragging about how he lied in his Twitter feed about quitting as Editor of that site.


It’s not the first time Bill Schmalfeldt has lied, and the lies he may have told in and related to that blog post may come back to haunt him. For example, if it were true that his wife is alive, he might have a problem with what he told Judge Bennett in LOLsuit V: The Final in Maryland.lolsuit-v-order

The Cabin Boy™ also seems to think that he can move and keep his new address secret. In fact, he can, but not without potentially significant cost. If I read the Maryland Rules and applicable case law correctly, he must inform the Circuit Court of his new address or risk being found to be in default in the Hoge v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuit. See Rule 1-311 and Smith-Myers Corp. v. Sherill, 209 Md.App. 494, 60 A3d. 90, 92 (2013).

So it appears that another of The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt’s harebrained schemes is going awry.

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Hindenburg_burningSo the Cabin Boy™ isn’t the editor of Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread any more.

But, but, but didn’t he publish a post at Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread in which he stated that he’d be back after the first of the year? Well, I suppose that was technically true. He didn’t leave until after midnight on New Year’s Day, so he was on board for a few hours of 2017.