Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


This was filed on Monday morning in the Hoge v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuit—

I don’t plan to make any further substantive public statement about the Kimberlins’ motion until the court has ruled on it.

On a related topic … it appears that the Cabin Boy™ intends to flee Clinton, Iowa. In fact, he may already have done so. I’ll bet one of the questions he is asked by Judge Hecker during the show cause hearing on 5 May will be something along the lines of, “Where are you?”

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


On 31 March, the Cabin Boy™ emailed me a copy the official change of address form that submitted to the Circuit Court to advise the Clerk of his Clinton, Iowa, address. On 3 April, I served court papers on the Cabin Boy™ by mail using the address he provided on that form. According to the USPS tracking information for the package, it was put in the Cabin Boy’s™ mailbox on the 5th.

However, on 20 April, the Clinton, Iowa, Post Office processed it for return. I received it back on the 22nd, marked: RETURN TO SENDER. ATTEMPTED—NOT KNOWN. UNABLE TO FORWARD.

Maybe the postman should have looked under the porch.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


The images on the left have been extracted from the exhibits in the contempt motion the Cabin Boy™ sent me last week, a motion he may or may not have filed in the Hoge v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuit. The top image shows the timestamp on the photograph he made of his flat tires that he alleges were vandalized. The bottom image is from the police report that he included as an exhibit with his motion. Note that he photographed the tires around noon on the 1st but that he didn’t call the cops until the next day.

Maybe he got a busy signal when he dialed 9-1-1.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Yesterday, I wrote about a legal document in which the Cabin Boy™ swore that he was the author of the “anonymous” book Confessions of an Undercover Internet Troll, a book which makes the claim that it is written by the anonymous blogger Paul Krendler. If the Gentle Reader would care to come to Westminster, he can pick up copies of a couple of documents from the Clerk of the Circuit Court for 50 cents per page.

This is paragraph 75 from the Compliant in the Hoge v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuit, …… and here is Schmalfeldt’s admission to paragraph 75 from his Answer.

Bill Schmalfeldt lies so much, he can’t keep ’em all straight.

Q. E. D.