Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Each member of Team Kimberlin seems to have an ugly mean streak in his personality. This post titled Dislocation, Dislocation, Dislocation (a spin on an earlier post‘s title about locating Bill Schmalfeldt for service of court papers) dealt with a sick comment one of them made here at Hogewash. It ran three years ago today.

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A not-as-anonymous-as-he-thinks coward tried to leave this as a comment to my post about interesting Google Street View pictures from a couple of nights ago.This is the image linked to by the comment—Mrs. Hoge is actually buried here—

It’s been a while, probably over a month, since the last one of these childish comments. Something must really be bothering someone.

Good.

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BTW, I have a spot reserved in the Hoge Cemetery next to Mrs. Hoge.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Bill Schmalfeldt got in over his head when he signed up to be one of Brett Kimberlin’s PR flacks. I’ve never figured out exactly why he followed in The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s lawfare footsteps and began filing LOLsuit, but he did. I was a defendant in four of them and the lead defendant in two, LOLsuits I and IV. During the course of LOLsuit IV, Schmalfeldt got upset with me because I was interested in his communications with my codefendants, especially the anonymous blogger known as Paul Krendler. The TKPOTD for five years ago today engaged in a bit of pointage, laughery, and mockification of the Cabin Boy™.

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The Cabin Boy™ routinely sticks his nose into other people’s business, and he acts as if he believes that everyone else does the same.BotM201503282229Z

popcorn4bkThe Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt may have forgotten who he’s suing, but “Paul Krendler” is among the et al. in his Schmalfeldt v. Hoge, et al. LOLsuit2 that he’s filed in Howard County Circuit Court. That being the case, I have a interest in his communications with my codefendants. It was TDPS who made his communications with “Krendler” my business.

Stupid is as stupid does.

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LOLsuit IV saw a Maryland state court suit. Because Schmalfeldt didn’t effect service of process on any of the out-of-state defendants, and because with me as the only remaining  defendant, proper venue for the case was in my home county Carroll County. However, he had filed in Howard County. With those facts before the court, the judge found that she lacked jurisdiction over the case and dismissed it without have to bother deciding if the Cabin Boy™ had actually stated a claim upon which relief could be granted.

Everything proceed as I had foreseen.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


After Bill Schmalfeldt fled Maryland after losing LOLsuits III, IV, and V in rapid succession, he spent a bit more than a year in Milwaukee where he lost LOLsuits VI. He then moved on to his hometown of Clinton, Iowa, where he was briefly employed as a disk jockey at a local FM station. That gig didn’t last long, and his failure to keep the job was the subject of some pointage, laughery, and mockification in the comments here at Hogewash!, and that, of course, prompted an outburst from the Cabin Boy™ which was chronicled in a post titled Hilarious? Hilarious How? which ran three years ago today.

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What does he mean I’m hilarious? What does he mean, the way I talk? What? Hilarious how? What’s hilarious about it? Hilarious how? Let me understand this, because, ya’ know, maybe it’s me, but I’m hilarious how? Hilarious like a clown? I amuse him? I make him laugh? I’m here to amuse him? Hilarious how? How am I hilarious? What’s so hilarious about me? What’s hilarious?

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Actually, what’s hilarious is the Cabin Boy’s™ poor reading comprehension. I haven’t written anything here at Hogewash! about his being fired from his most recent job, but I will now note that he no longer seems be working an afternoon announcing gig at KMCN. OTOH, the Cabin Boy™ has plenty of experience never being impeded by not knowing what he’s talking about.

Failing failures gotta fail.

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That post parodied a scene from Goodfellas, a movie containing a putdown line that Schmalfeldt often used. Given the number of jobs that have slipped through the Cabin Boy’s™ fingers over the past three years, something like a shoe shine box might be a reasonable investment for him as a way to pickup a bit of cash.

For the moment, he’s employed again. There are still some dates left on the calendar in the break area.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Sometimes, simple, even primitive, methods are useful when dealing with matters related to Team Kimberlin. Consider the example from this Prevarication Du Jour from five years ago today relating to protecting Paul Krendler’s anonymity.

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SRN201503111144ZBill Schmalfeldt is an ignorant fool, but his biggest problems come not from what he doesn’t know but the things he knows that aren’t true. Any payments I have made to “Paul Krendler” have used a payment technology other than checks.five_dollar_bill_American_front

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I originally considered titling the post as a Legal LUL Du Jour, but I concluded that Schmalfeldt was probably aware of the existence of cash and its use in paying for things, os I concluded that he was simply lyings.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


The U.S. Attorney’s response to Brett Kimberlin petition relating to vacating some of his Speedway Bombing convictions noted that the petition was full fo statements “that range from merely incorrect to actually misleading,” but he isn’t the only member of Team Kimberlin who has trouble keeping his stories straight. This Prevarication Du Jour from five years ago today dealt with one of Bill Schmalfeldt’s stupid lies.

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SRN201503080019ZThe Cabin Boy™ might wish to review his previous court filings before running off at the keyboard. This is from a letter he sent Judge Grimm last year when he tried to stick his nose into the Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness. The letter is memorialized as ECF No. 63 in that case’s docket and would be a self-authenticating document if introduced into another proceeding in any court in the U. S.ECF 63-p2

demented adj. \di-ˈmen-təd\ :suffering from dementia.

This sort of sloppy neglect of the facts by the Cabin Boy™ is one of the reasons why he should expect to lose his LOLsuit.

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Indeed, The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt’s record in court matches The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin’s—they both have batted 0.000.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


I’m informed that a news website covering the bustling megalopolis of Macomb, Illinois, has posted reporting by a certain GS-13 Editor about Western Illinois University’s new program Cannabis Biology and Production. (No, I won’t link to it.) Ag Students will be able to minor in cannabis production beginning with the upcoming Fall semester.

No former dope importers with midwestern distribution operations were available for comment.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


An important reason for the failure of all of the legal actions filled by Team Kimberlin during their campaign of lawfare was their gross misunderstanding of the law—as this Prevarication Du Jour from four years ago today reveals.

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The Cabin Boy™ has tweeted this—Cheddar201602281636ZThe Gentle Reader who has been following Schmalfeldt’s career of cyberfoolishness will not be surprised to find that the Cabin Boy™ is wrong. Here’s the EFF’s take on the Communications Decency Act—

Section 230 says that “No provider or user of an interactive computer service shall be treated as the publisher or speaker of any information provided by another information content provider” (47 U.S.C. § 230). In other words, online intermediaries that host or republish speech are protected against a range of laws that might otherwise be used to hold them legally responsible for what others say and do. The protected intermediaries include not only regular Internet Service Providers (ISPs), but also a range of “interactive computer service providers,” including basically any online service that publishes third-party content.

CDA 230: The Most Important Law Protecting Internet Speech

Here’s what the General Counsel of Automattic, the company that owns WordPress.Com has to say about the value of 47 U.S.C. § 230’s protection afforded to publishers of third-party speech on the Internet—

I think to the extent that it protects speech, you can’t get much more expansive. I think the concept of no third-party liability is good.

You can find that and more concerning WordPress and the Communications Decency act here.

Here’s what the Seventh Circuit Court of Appeals thinks—

What §230(c)(1) says is that an online information system must not “be treated as the publisher or speaker of any information provided by” someone else.

Chicago Lawyers’ Committee for Civil Rights Under Law v. Craigslist, 519 F.3d 666, 671 (7th Cir. 2008).

No, the EFF and WordPress.com agree with me. So do lots of federal courts, including the Seventh Circuit Court of Appeals (Wisconsin is in the Seventh Circuit). Of course, the Cabin Boy’s™ misunderstanding of the Communications Decency Act has been pointed out to him before, but he continues to insist that his interpretation overrides the case law. It’s that sort of pigheadedness that will make his loss in LOLsuit VI: The Undiscovered Krendler so expensive.

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BTW, I originally considered titling that post as a Legal LULZ Du Jour, but on second thought it seemed that after so many losses that even Schmalfeldt would understand the protection § 230 offers and that he was now simply lying.