Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


One of the reasons that Team Kimberlin has lost all of the LOLsuits they filed is that both The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin and The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt kept ignoring various court rules. The TKPOTD for four years ago to note that failure.

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Here’s an interesting thought: Given The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s continual flouting of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure, the Maryland Rules, and the Local Rules of both the U.S. District Court for the District of Maryland and the Circuit Court for Montgomery County, it seems that Brett Kimberlin does not subscribe to the proposition that the rules are for the little people.

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Heh.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


One of the dumbest things Brett Kimberlin has done during his campaign of lawfare was to use Bill Schmalfeldt as one of his PR mouthpieces. Aside from his incompetence, Schmalfeldt personal legal problems became a massive source of pointage, laughery, and mockification that damaged the Team Kimberlin brand. Schmalfeldt’s misbehavior resulted in his receiving a dozen restraining orders issued in five states. One was issued to protect a three-year-old child.

Here are a couple of posts from four years ago today that dealt with Schmalfeldt’s inability to obey one of those court orders. The first was a Legal LULZ Du Jour. The second was a Prevarication Du Jour.

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NQ01601211819ZIf the Cabin Boy™ were to bother to read his copy of the stalking no contact order issued against him on behalf of Patrick Grady, he would see that he is forbidden from communicating “to or about” Mr. Grady. NCO_b1It may be that Cook County is interested in seeing that the orders of its courts are obeyed. BTW, Wisconsin recognizes out-of-state orders as enforceable in Wisconsin.

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NQ201601212145ZNo, I don’t hate the First Amendment. I believe that prior restraint on publication generally is prohibited by the First Amendment, and the Supreme Court agrees with me. See New York Times v. United States, 403 U.S. 713 (1971), also known as The Pentagon Papers Case.

However, I do believe that it is possible for someone to do something that can result in the loss of some or almost all of his rights. For example, a felony conviction will put an end to a person’s Second Amendment right to own a modern firearm. A jail sentence ends someone’s right to travel as he pleases. Thus, it may be that a finding by a court that one has used his speech to violate the rights of another can cause a loss of some of the violator’s First Amendment rights. IANAL, and I haven’t read much case law in the area, but I wouldn’t be surprised to find that the Illinois stalking no contact order law is valid.

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Schmalfeldt should have spent more time invoking his Fifth Amendment right to remain silent. IIRC, the last of the restrain orders has expired, so his First Amendment right to speak is unfettered. But now it seems that nobody is listening.

Karma is a bitch.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


While it has been important to report the facts when dealing with Team Kimberlin, it’s been amusing to engage in pointage, laughery, and mockification at their expense. It’s been particularly satisfying to make fun of their lame attempts at making fun of me. Four years ago today, I warned the Gentle Reader to Beware of Cheap Imitations resulting from a bit of alleged satire from Bill Schmalfeldt.

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Original The Grand Hog merchandise is available exclusively at The Hogewash Store and should not be confused with any fakes from counterfeit websites.YGNQ201601171714ZThe Grand Hoge Shot GlassBTW, a The Grand Hog Shot Glass is just the thing for sipping or tossing back your favorite beverage on these cold winter nights. It’s ceramic, dishwasher safe, and holds 1.9 oz. for an stiff shot of JWR or whatever you like.

Why not order a set today?

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BTW, a Res Judicata mug does a wonderful job of holding Irish coffee.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


One of the reasons that Bill Schmalfeldt has been such an ineffective PR flack for Team Kimberlin is that he has never been able to keep any of his multitudinous web identities in place long enough to establish any real brand identity or following outside of a few members of Team Kimberlin and a larger group of people he has harass and who keep an eye on him. The TKPOTD from four years ago today dealt with one of the many times the Cabin Boy™ has run back under the porch when confronted by Reality.

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NQ20160113Yesterday evening, the Cabin Boy™ took his YouGetNoQuarter Twitter account private again. I’ve lost track of the number of times that he’s run away and hidden from public view.

It must be depressing to believe one must conduct so much of one’s affairs skulking away from the light. OTOH, the urge to hide such a blatantly misleading tweet as the one on the left must be overwhelming.

Of course, the Cabin Boy™ hasn’t completely disappeared from the Internet. He was wasting Dave Alexander’s bandwidth by commenting over at the Craft Blog yesterday evening.

res_judicata_mugsOne of the things he was going on about over there was his incorrect notion that he has grounds sue Roy Schmalfeldt over allegations Roy has made about Bill being a rapist. The Cabin Boy™ sued Roy about that last summer, and his suit was dismissed with prejudice. That means that he can’t sue Roy about those allegations again because the dismissal counts as a finding on the merits that what Roy said was not false. IANAL, but if the statements weren’t false before the Cabin Boy™ sued, they still shouldn’t be false if they are repeated now. Res judicata and all that. More important, res judicata applies to any claim that Schmalfeldt might have been able to bring against any of the defendants he named in his Grady, et al. (I) LOLsuit. Again, IANAl, but it seems that the Cabin Boy™ is barred from suing any of those individuals again for repeating anything they said about him before 19 August, 2015, when the suit was dismissed.

The Cabin Boy™ had a right to a day in court with them over those issues, but he waived it by dismissing his suit with prejudice.

#GameOver

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Meanwhile, the Cabin Boy’s™ (at)BayCountryCafe and (at)ThePortlyPundit Twitter accounts have been quiet since 23 December and 3 January, respectively.

Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


When Brett Kimberlin launched his campaign of lawfare as a means of brass knuckles reputation management, he set himself up for one of the biggest failures of his career. The rest of Team Kimberlin has been similarly unsuccessful, but none of them as spectacularly as Bill Schmalfeldt. Six years ago today, his ineptitude led me to ask What Does the Cabin Boy Have in Common with OJ?

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OJ was acquitted at his murder trial. Bill Schmalfeldt had the first set of criminal charges relating to his harassment of me dropped. Both beat the rap as criminals.

OJ was found to be responsible for the death of his wife and was adjudicated a murderer in a civil trial. Bill Schmalfeldt was found to be responsible for my harassment and was adjudicated a harasser in a civil trial.

A civil adjudication does not bring the same penalties as a criminal conviction, but it is a finding by a court. Bill Schmalfeldt is an adjudicated harasser. His appeals related to that matter have been exhausted, and that finding has not been overturned. None of his whining will change the legal fact that he is an adjudicated harasser.

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Of course, Brett Kimberlin went into his lawfare campaign having already been convicted of perjury, drug smuggling, bombings, and other crimes. His poor legal strategy of suing for defamation resulted in a court ruling that he was “defamation proof.” In other words, a court found that his reputation was already so bad when my codefendants and I wrote about him that it was impossible for us to damage it.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Some of my favorite posts about Team Kimberlin have been titled Qapla’. This one is from four years ago today.

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BREAKING: Lynn Thomas’s petition for a stalking no contact order against Bill Schmalfeldt was granted.

More later.

UPDATE—The Cabin Boy™ was a no show. His motion to dismiss was denied because he failed to serve a copy on Mrs. Thomas. The order was granted based on the evidence she presented to the court.

The member of the Vast Hogewash Research Organization who was present reports that the judge asked Lynn if she knew who is Paul Krendler. She responded, “I don’t know; he’s currently suing 28 people in Federal Court for being Paul Krendler.”

Heh.

UPDATE 2—Here is a copy of the order.

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All told, the Cabin Boy™ racked up a dozen restraining orders in five states. I suppose that he stopped at five states rather than going for all of them is just another example of his inability to stick to anything for the long term. Kinda like having created and abandoned all those Twitter accounts and websites.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Our golden blast from the past for today is a twofer. The Gentle Reader can easily figure out how they’re related. The first, New! Improved!, is from six years ago today.

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There’s a new look to the Breitbart Unmasked website this morning (No, I won’t link to it.). They’ve dumped the logo that Bill Schmalfeldt designed for one with a much clearer look. Here’s the old banner logo designed by the Cabin Boy—heddAnd here’s the new look—BU logo 2014

A new look for a new year? Or a quick change after a discussion on websites such as Kimberlin Unmasked about the Breitbart Unmasked/Bill Schmalfeldt connection and the bits of data the Cabin Boy leaves behind in his images.

I’m sure it’s just coincidental.

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The second is an episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign from three years ago.

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Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype rings once. Receiver picked up.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

DEEP VOTE: (Telephone Filter) Good evening, Mr. Atsign.

JOHNNY: Yes?

DEEP VOTE: (Telephone Filter) I have some more information for you. Meet me at the usual place and time.

SOUND: (Called Party’s POV) Line hung up. Dial tone.

MUSIC: Theme up and under.

ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign! Continue reading