Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


One of the easiest things about dealing with Team Kimberlin has been making fun of them. This INMTUYK from a couple of years ago today is an example of the sort of ridicule sent Bill Schmalfeldt’s way.

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For some reason, the Cabin Boy™ thinks I can answer this question.fmp201701180205zI really don’t know the answer, but I suspect it may be something like this.liberalgrouch2_404

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Incompetent is as incompetent does.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Perhaps it’s because he has spent so much time trying to find ways to harass others, but for whatever reason, Bill Schmalfeldt seems to believe that because I have reported truthfully about his activities that I’m in the business of harassing him. In true Proverbs 28:11 fashion, he imagines that things that have nothing to do with him concern him. This post about An Email from three years ago today deals with one example of his overly vivid imagination.

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I received this email on Thursday evening.

From: “bill@deepbrainradio.com” <bill@deepbrainradio.com>
Subject: An Explanation?
Date: January 14, 2016 at 9:26:59 PM CST
To: wjjhoge@himself.com

Mr. Hoge:

I’m wondering if you would oblige me with an explanation. This blank file is saved in your SCRIBD account. I have two questions which are in vital need of an answer from you.

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1. Are you concerned about my mental well-being, or is this just another example of harassment from you?

2. Was this form filled out and mailed, or did you just leave it in your SCRIBD folder for shits and grins?

Given that I am the only person you know that lives in Wisconsin, at the moment, I am taking this as a serious threat that requires a serious response on my part. So, I am hoping you will take a moment to oblige me with an answer explaining the presence of this form on your SCRIBD account. If it has been filled in and sent to anyone, please let me know. If it has not been filled out and sent to anyone, then no harm no foul. But I need to know, sir, and I need to know very soon.

Regards,

Bill Schmalfeldt

Other than to note that I have extended family who live in the region between Chicago and Milwaukee, I have no comment. Some things simply aren’t any of Bill Schmalfeldt’s business.Screen Shot 2016-01-14 at 9.17.09 PMScreen Shot 2016-01-14 at 9.17.25 PM

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There was much pointage, laughery, and mockification of the Cabin Boy™ in the comments to the original post. However, Schmalfeldt did learn something from the episode. The following July, he filed a petition with the Circuit Court for Carroll County, Maryland, to have me hauled in for an involuntary psych evaluation.

He filed it in response to my suing him, and of course, his petition was denied. He learned something, but what he learned was like so much of what he knows; it was wrong.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Given their vast experience telling lies, you’d think that Team Kimberlin would eventually get enough of a handle on the process to achieve journeyman status. However, it seems that their lack of talent in that area has them stuck an novice levels, and they are usually caught immediately. This post about Prank Calls from four years ago today is a typical example. The original post generated almost 300 comments of pointage, laughery, and mockification directed at the Cabin Boy™.

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Apparently, Bill Schmalfeldt is aware of prank phone calls that have come to my home phone line.@weltschmerz2015|201501142016ZHmmmm.

I suppose I should check the voice mail for that line when I get back to Westminster to see what’s there.

UPDATE—After checking the voice mail on that line, it appears that calls from at least 10 different local numbers were received within a brief period yesterday afternoon. Calls placed to those numbers resulted in denials that any legitimate calls had originated from them.

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Incompetent is as incompetent does.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


One of the recurring false narratives peddled by Brett Kimberlin is the fake news that he has no connection to Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread and that Matt Osborne and Bill Schmalfeldt are independent journalists (or real journalists, for that matter). He even tried to use that myth as a wedge to get the protective order granted in the Kimberlin v. Frey RICO Remnant LOLsuit modified. This post titled #BrettKimberlin Whines About Discovery from three years ago today dealt with that futile motion.

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He’s upset because he can’t share confidential information received from Patrick Frey with Bill Schmalfeldt and Matt Osborne as he did with the sealeddiscovery in the 2012 Walker v. Kimberlin, et al. case. He’s filed this in the Kimberlin v. Frey RICO Remnant LOLsuit. The exhibits are really howlers.

Excuse me while I pop some more popcorn.

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There’s a rule of management that says that first-rate bosses hire first-rate people and that second-rate bosses hire third-rate people. That may help explain how The Deadbeat Publisher Kimberlin wound up with a fifth-rate staff.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


The members of Team Kimberlin have an odd relationship with fame. They seem to crave it, but they don’t want to be known for their actual … um … accomplishments. They want fame, but to the extent the public has taken notice all they’ve earned is infamy. This post from five years ago today answers the question “What Does the Cabin Boy Have in Common with OJ?

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OJ was acquitted at his murder trial. Bill Schmalfeldt had the first set of criminal charges relating to his harassment of me dropped. Both beat the rap as criminals.

OJ was found to be responsible for the death of his wife and was adjudicated a murderer in a civil trial. Bill Schmalfeldt was found to be responsible for my harassment and was adjudicated a harasser in a civil trial.

A civil adjudication does not bring the same penalties as a criminal conviction, but it is a finding by a court. Bill Schmalfeldt is an adjudicated harasser. His appeals related to that matter have been exhausted, and that finding has not been overturned. None of his whining will change the legal fact that he is an adjudicated harasser.

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Losing losers gotta lose.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


About this time last year, I went over to elpasointernetradio dot com to check on how it was doing and found that the site had been retitled Langston Hews: The Voice. The site announced a “new voiceover venture” and asks that it be bookmarked for upcoming 2018 projects. The photograph of Hews appeared to show Bill Schmalfeldt.

As near as I can tell, that project joined almost everything attempted by the Cabin Boy™ in a trip down the memory hole.

BTW, here’s one of my favorite country oldies. I wonder: Does it get much airplay in Montana these days?

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Given how Team Kimberlin whines about being the victims of false narratives, it’s ironic how often they get caught try to peddle forgeries. This post called Ho Hum, Another Forgery from three years ago today dealt with one of the many times Bill Schmalfeldt has been caught.

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The Cabin Boy™ has got an obviously forged comment supposedly from me up at The Pontificator Prevaricator (No, I won’t link to it.). He’s also included the forgery in a couple of tweets.Bogus Comment TweetCorrect signatureHere’s the easiest way to detect the forgery. Check out how my name is spelled in the clip from a real comment of mine made at Billy Sez shown on the left. It’s wjjhoge—all lower case with no spaces. Now look at the way the forger spelled it in the fake comment. WJJ Hoge—the initials and the H is Hoge are capitalized and there’s a space between the initials and my last name. If I had made the comment, a WordPress blog (such as The Pontificator Prevaricator) would have used wjjhoge because that’s my WordPress ID. WJJ Hoge is the way the Cabin Boy™ has often typed my name in his various LOLsuit filings.

This isn’t the first time that the Cabin Boy™ has been caught publishing forged stuff about me. The Gentle Reader who has been following things for a while may remember the forged Society of Professional Journalists info he published. Mr. Bill may be a forger, but he’s a really, really bad one.

Oh, one more thing … Bill Schmalfeldt is free to exercise his First Amendment right to write about me so long as he avoids defamation and threats. In fact, the more he writes about me, the bigger fool he tends to make of himself. If he had any sense, he’d … what am I saying? He doesn’t have any.

UPDATE—The Cabin Boy™ seems to think that I can’t prove that I didn’t write that comment. As a matter of fact, I can, but I don’t have to. If he thinks he can prove I did, … no, I won’t educate the Blob.

I can think of a number of Clint Eastwood quotes that could be used to close this update, but I’ll leave it to the Gentle Reader to pick his own favorite.

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A man’s got to know his limitations.