Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Three years ago today, I published a post relating to an email Bill Schmalfeldt had sent me in violation of a peace order. A reader’s comment prompted a response from me in form of a post titled Funny You Should Mention That.

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Commenter gmhowell wrote this in the comment section of the Another Forgery? post below.

I suspect ‘Gail’ is to Bill as ‘mother’ was to Norman Bates: a convenient fiction to help him further his own mental deterioration.

That’s an interesting observation. You see, one of the images that the anonymous coward Team Kimberlin commenter(s) have been repeatedly sending along with comments about Mrs. Hoge is this one from the movie Psycho:batesmomTeam Kimberlin’s fascination with ugly, macabre, and perverse things is really quite repulsive.

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Perhaps there’s something karmic about someone’s now having to spend so much time in motels.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Three years ago today, Hogewash! ran an Irony Alert that dealt with Bill Schmalfeldt’s frustration with the Howard County States’ Attorney’s Office when he sought protection from an alleged harasser. They told the Cabin Boy™ to “get off the Internet” if he wanted the harassment to stop.

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Leaving aside the fact that the “harassment” the Cabin Boy™ thinks he has experienced was actually pushback against the harassment he has dished out, it’s interesting to see that Howard County’s idea of the equal protection of the laws is to tell him the essentially the same thing that they told the Walker family when they sought protection from Schmalfeldt’s online harassment.

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Heh.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


One of the routine sources of pointage, laughery, and mockification from Team Kimberlin is the amazingly shoddy lies which the get caught telling. This was the Prevarication Du Jour from a year ago today.

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The Cabin Boy™ sometimes lies by telling part of the truth.It’s true that there is no readily available public document which contains a statement under oath from Bill Schmalfeldt in which he swears he is Paul Krendler. However, if one files a properly targeted Freedom of Information Act request, one can obtain a document in which he swears that he is the author of a book whose writer claims to be Paul Krendler.

I’ll just throw out some breadcrumbs for the astute Gentle Reader to follow.

Back in October, 2015, the Cabin Boy™ used CreateSpace, the print-to-order service run by Amazon, to self-publish a book titled Confessions of an Undercover Internet Troll. It contained some material plagiarized from this blog. I filed an infringement notice with Amazon, and after a bit of a tug-of-war with Schmalfeldt, Amazon and CreateSpace dropped the book.

During the brouhaha, Schmalfeldt put a post up on his now-defunct The Merry Widowerblog called Time for Me to Come Clean on Undercover Troll. He admitted being the book’s “anonymous” author and threatened me with the direst of dire direness if I did not relent in my attempt to have the book pulled. He assured both his readers that the book would be available again within two weeks and that I would be facing a $2,500 fine. He posted a screen shot from his copyright registration transaction for the book to prove his claim. Here’s a portion of the online receipt he posted.Gentle Reader, if you go to the copyright online search page, you will find that no copyright registration has yet been issued for the book. There are three possible explanations. One, the registration could still be in process, but that is unlikely after a year-and-a-half. Two, the Cabin Boy™ might have been smart enough to withdraw the application for registration. Three, the registration was denied. Whichever is correct, there is a case number associated with the application, the possible use for which is left to the astute Gentle Reader to surmise.

UPDATE—Of course, I can’t publish an extract of the Cabin Boy’s™ post that I refer above because of our 2014 Settlement Agreement. However, it appears that the post was archived here.

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I’m not through with him yet.

UPDATE—The Cabin Boy™ has abandoned the domain where he posted the image above, and it appears that the domain is now being used for porn. Please take note of the warning in the comment section below.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


The members of Team Kimberlin tell flimsy lies that are quickly found out. Consider the fib at the center of the TKPOTD from one year ago today.

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Yesterday was a very long day for me in the Real World, and I went to bed early last night. This morning I found this in my Twitterz— I sincerely doubt that the “CPD” has been in touch with Patrick Grady or that Patrick has admitted to the vandalism that the Cabin Boy™ claims occurred at his new digs in Iowa. I’ve got a C-note that says Schmalfeltdt is spinning up an imaginary crime so that he can have his very own fake news to report at Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread. I doubt that I would lose that bet if someone were foolish enough to take it.

BTW, I wonder when I suggested to Patrick that someone should go to Clinton, Iowa, to harass the Cabin Boy™. I know that I have not spoken to him since he was in Maryland in 2014 for the peace order hearing that Schmalfeldt chickened out on. I last time I sent him an email was in April, 2016. I’m pretty good at foreseeing stuff, but the Cabin Boy’s™ move to Clinton was not on my radar back then.

Of course, that tweet is defamatory, but it will eventually disappear. Most likely, the Cabin Boy™ will take it down when he realizes he’s be caught in another lie, or it will go away when his current Twitter account is suspended. However, it’s unlikely that he has sufficient integrity to take it down and replace it with a retraction and apology.

Lying liars gotta lie.

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It’s interesting that the Cabin Boy™ is moving back to Iowa a year after he filed that police report. The Iowa statute of limitation on a false police report is one year. OTOH, Iowa’s civil statute of limitations on defamation is two years.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Failing failure gotta fail, and Team Kimberlin’s use of such incompetent PR flacks has been a great source of pointage, laughery, and mockification. For example, consider this post about Blues in the Night from four years ago today.

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Back in the late ’60s when I was working the midnight to 6 am shift on an FM station, I sometimes suspected that I only had a dozen or so listeners.  BluesListeners201404030300ZA worrisome thing who’ll leave ya to sing
The blues in the night
Yes, babe, only, only blues in the night …

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Speaking of working in radio during the ’60s, tomorrow is an anniversary of one of my most memorable evening on the air. Tune in tomorrow to more details.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


The members of Team Kimberlin are routinely caught lying. That’s one of the reasons that that there have been 160 Prevarications Du Jour published here at Hogewash!. This one ran four years ago today.

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The Cabin Boy’s™ claims that he no longer had access to his liberalgrouch.com email account after September, 2012. PBT210403291332Z

On 6 December, 2012, Schmalfeldt published a post entitled While Stranahan Offers Rewards for Imaginary Threats, We File Complaint for Real Internet Crime. As of last night, the post was still up at Breitbart Unmasked (No, I won’t link to it) (H/T, @stephensheiko). That post contains this:BU20121206

#Liar

UPDATE—Lest the Gentle Reader think the Cabin Boy™ simply made a typo [dead link to ParkyBillTweets, an abandoned Twitter account] once on 6 December, he included the same sentence in a post called While Stranahan Offers Rewards for Imaginary Threats, We File Complaint for Real Internet Crime the next day. Oh, and don’t think that the second occurrence was a matter of cut-and-paste. He also published the following in a post called Take Heart, Fools! Stranahan is Spending Your Money WISELY on the 7th:BU20121207

#StupidIsAsStupidDoes

UPDATE 2—StephenSheiko201403311104ZHeh.

UPDATE 3—The Cabin Boy™ is still trying to claim that he wasn’t using the account past mid September.PBT201403311052ZNow, it may be true that his “friends” can’t find any of his emails, but suppose that one or more of his ex-friends kept such emails.

From: [redacted]
Date: Tuesday, September 25, 2012 11:28 AM
To: The Liberal Grouch <editor@liberalgrouch.com>
Subject: Re: question

Copy …
[redacted]

On Tue, Sep 25, 2012 at 11:27 AM,The Liberal Grouch <editor@liberalgrouch.com> wrote:
Stand by.

From: [redacted]
Date: Tuesday, September 25, 2012 11:23 AM
To: Old Liberal Grouch Account <editor@liberalgrouch.c= om>
Subject: question

Bill;
How can I register for a login at the Patriot-Ombudsman?

[redacted]

#StopDigging

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Catching the Cabin Boy™ lying is like shooting fish fail whales in a barrel.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


I’m told that Bill Schmalfeldt has worn out his welcome in South Carolina again and is headed to “the midwest.” The last time he inflicted himself on that part of the country, things didn’t go so well for him. This Legal LULZ Du Jour from a couple of years ago today is one example.

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The Cabin Boy™ seems to be in one of his manic phases, and he’s been running off at the keyboard with a disjointed set of tweets about Paul Krendler.RD201603281924ZRD201603282048ZIANAL, but I’ll bet that the Milwaukee DA’s Office will determine fairly quickly that it has no jurisdiction over Illinois statutes—assuming that they might be applicable to Krendler, something which the Cabin Boy™ has yet to demonstrate.

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OTOH, the midwest grows most of the popcorn.