Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


The Dread Deadbeat Protector Kimberlin had a busy 2016. Here are some interesting happenings from that year—

22 April, 2016: Kimberlin v. McConnell, et al. LOLsuit filed seeking a determination that “Defendants Mitch McConnell and Charles Grassley have waived the Senate’s right to advise and consent with regard to the nomination of Merrick Garland.” Paragraph 1 states that “Plaintiff’s work includes seeking redress in federal court for violations of his civil and statutory rights.”

28 August, 2016: manafortwatch dot org website becomes active.

23 September, 2016: Last post made to manafortwatch dot org.

28 September, 2016: Last Russian hacking story prior to the 2016 election posted at protectourelections dot org.

13 October, 2016: Brett Kimberlin testifies under oath: “Right now, I’m working with Congress members on legislation to protect the vote. I’m working with the Department of Justice right now to protect the, this coming election. There’s been a lot of information about hacking by Russians.”

31 October, 2016: Kimberlin v. Breitbart Holdings, et al. filed, a sealed LOLsuit seeking damages under 42 U.S.C. 1983, a civil rights statute. Other defendants included Stephen Bannon, the estate of Jerry Barnes, and Kenneth Trigoning. Barnes had been the State’s Attorney for Carroll County Maryland. Trigonning is a retired Carroll County Sheriff.

8 November, 2016: Hillary Clinton loses the election.

17 November, 2016: $100,000 “reward” offered by the protectourelections dot org website for evidence of election fraud.

Not everything proceeded as he had foreseen.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Brett Kimberlin was tagged with the nickname “The Dread Pirate Kimberlin” back in 2012 when he created a pirate-themed website for his Bloggers Offense Fund. He’s since been referred to as The Dread Performer/Publisher/Prevaricator/Protestor/etc. Kimberlin, and after he failed to pay court sanctions and fees that he owes for the frivolous LOLsuits and appeals he’s waged, “Dread” became “Deadbeat.”

For the past year or so, the Dread Deadbeat [insert word beginning with P] Kimberlin appears to have been trying to keep a lower public profile since losing every one of the LOLsuits he filed between 2012 and 2016. He may have learned that pro se litigation is an ineffective method of intimidation against a defendant determined to stand up for his First Amendment rights.

Just because he’s been trying to fly below the radar doesn’t mean that he hasn’t been observed. Interesting things may unfold this year.

Meanwhile, here’s an image that has appeared from time to time at Hogewash! to illustrate the results of Team Kimberlin’s activities. It sums up TDPK’s career—

Stay tuned.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Here are some interesting data points—

Brett Kimberlin changed the name of his 501(c)(4) not-for-profit from VelvetRevolution.US to Protect Our Elections/EMPR Inc.

There is a web domain called empr dot media that purports to be the “#1 independent citizen media about Ukraine.”

At the bottom of the  empr dot media home page, there’s some greyed-out fine print which begins, ” This website developed and runs on donations received from JTMP (US), …”

Brett Kimberlin’s 501(c)(3) not-for-profit is called Justice Through Music Project and operates a website called jtmp dot org.

The empr dot media website is one of four domains hosted on the same server as breitbartunmasked dot com. The other two domains on that server are breitbitnews dot com (one of Bill Schmalfeldt’s abandoned sites) and xeonhosting dot net (the service provider).

The Gentle Reader may draw whatever conclusion he will from these facts.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


One thing was better in 2018 than in the previous few years. The Justice Through Music Project website (jtmp dot org) was dormant most of the year. Indeed, the site only inflicted two new post on the Internet, one on New Year’s Day about unrest in Iran and the other on 26 February pushing gun control.

I guess The Dread Deadbeat Publisher Kimberlin was too busy protecting our elections to fiddle with musical justice.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


There are two kinds of laws. The first, most basic, are the laws of nature and human behavior. The second are the government’s laws. The first are enforced by Reality. The second are enforced by courts. Team Kimberlin’s lawfare has failed in the courts because of their lack of understanding of the government’s laws. Their lawfare has failed as reputation management because they have repeatedly violated the Real World’s laws as well. One of those laws is the Law of Holes: When you’re stuck in a hole, stop digging. This bit of RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit Appeal News from two years ago today shows an example of The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin continuing to dig.

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I have filed a motion for sanctions against The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin for including me in his frivolous appeal of the Kimberlin v. Hunton & Williams LLP, et al. RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit. Unsurprisingly, he has opposed my motion for sanctions.

Here is the reply my lawyer has filed on my behalf.

Any further substantive comments on the matter of sanctions in that case will come through my lawyer until after the Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals has ruled on my motion.

TDPK has also filed a whiny little motion asking the Fourth Circuit to reconsider the denial as untimely filed of his motion for a rehearing of his appeal.

Here is the opposition to TDPK’s motion my lawyer has filed on my behalf.

Any further substantive comments on TDPK’s motion for a rehearing will come through my lawyer until after the Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals has ruled on the motion.

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Not only were TDPK’s motions futile, but the court granted the higher sanctions award I requested.

Everything proceeded as I had foreseen.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


It’s been a year now since the Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt’s LOLsuit VIII: Avoiding Contact was thrown out of court, and we haven’t seen any further lawfare spewing forth from Team Kimberlin during 2018. It’s been a pleasant break. This time a year ago, we couldn’t be sure that 2018 would be as quiet as it has been—as was noted in the TKPOTD from a year ago today.

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Is LOLsuit IX: Desperation coming? The Cabin Boy™ seems to be making threats of the direst of dire direness once again—Rather than fisk the whole thing, I’ll limit my pointage, laughery, and mockification to the first and last tweets of that thread.

The Cabin Boy™ continues to display his lack of understanding of the Rules of Evidence, Patrick Grady is under no obligation to admit or deny whether his is Paul Krendler based on Schmalfeldt’s flimsy complaints. If The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt wants to sue Paul Krendler, the burden is on the Cabin Boy™ to correctly identify who he is suing. I’ll also note that Paul Krendler has not admitted to being any one particular individual. For all the Cabin Boy™ knows, he’s being tag teamed. Further, Schmalfeldt has now sued Grady four times alleging that he is Paul Krendler, and one of those suits was dismissed with prejudice. IANAL, but I’ll bet that Fed. R. Civ. P. 41 prohibits any further such suits at this point.

As for the last tweet, which “authorities”? What new crime is TDPS going to allege that Paul Krendler has committed? Or has the Cabin Boy™ still not figured out that the cops aren’t going to waste time on Schmalfeldt’s butthurt?

Oh, one more thing … LOLsuit VIII has not been formally dismissed. We’re not done with the Cabin Boy™ yet.

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

UPDATE—Fixed a typo. Also, here are some logins and some more tweets:

2017 DEC 24 06:02:12 UTC Home Page
2017 DEC 24 06:04:31 UTC 2017/12/24/team-kimberlin-post-of-the-day-1746
2017 DEC 24 06:05:43 UTC 2017/12/23/are-you-pondering-what-im-pondering-2932
2017 DEC 24 06:09:59 UTC 2017/12/23/team-kimberlin-post-of-the-day-1745
2017 DEC 24 06:11:13 UTC 2017/12/22/blognet-87
2017 DEC 24 06:15:01 UTC 2015/12/21/hit-a-nerve-have-we-4/screen-shot-2013-03-20-at-8-46-14-pm-700×336

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Of course, The Dread Deadbeat Protector Kimberlin has had a busy year protecting our elections, and It may be that  job-related travel took up too much of the Cabin Boy’s™ time, so it’s possible that something will pop up during 2019 if their schedules and poor judgment permit.

Stay tuned.