Legal LULZ Du Jour


Judge Mason ordered that no further motions for sanctions should be filed in the Walker v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuit until after the case is concluded.398855V DI 112So the Kimberlins have filed another motion for sanctions.

Paragraph 1 asserts that the “Defendants” served discovery on Aaron Walker. That isn’t true. Only Brett Kimberlin attempted to serve discovery. Tetyana Kimberlin did not sign either the request for production of documents or the deposition notice.SigBlock_1SigBlock_2In any event, nothing was properly served. Paragraph 1 also contains an admission that TDPK’s attempt to serve discovery on Aaron Walker was via “Priority Mail with a tracking number” instead of Certified Mail, Return Receipt Requested as the judge had ordered. The motion spins further out of control from there.

#SMH

UPDATE—Here’s the address found on the letterhead of the videographer’s bill attached as an exhibit to the Kimberlin’s motion.CRVideo letterheadHere’s the letterhead used by VelvetRevolution.US to file a bar complaint.VRUS letterheadThe sharp-eyed Gentle Reader may notice some similarities.

UPDATE 2—I’ll just leave this right here.

Domain Name: BRETTKIMBERLIN.ORG
Domain ID: D168760206-LROR
WHOIS Server:
Referral URL: http://www.godaddy.com
Updated Date: 2013-07-22T03:46:02Z
Creation Date: 2013-05-23T01:24:08Z
Registry Expiry Date: 2018-05-23T01:24:08Z
Sponsoring Registrar: GoDaddy.com, LLC
Sponsoring Registrar IANA ID: 146
Domain Status: clientDeleteProhibited https://icann.org/epp#clientDeleteProhibited
Domain Status: clientRenewProhibited https://icann.org/epp#clientRenewProhibited
Domain Status: clientTransferProhibited https://icann.org/epp#clientTransferProhibited
Domain Status: clientUpdateProhibited https://icann.org/epp#clientUpdateProhibited
Registrant ID: CR143822451
Registrant Name: Brett Kimberlin
Registrant Organization: VelvetRevolution
Registrant Street: POB 9576
Registrant City: Washington
Registrant State/Province: District of Columbia
Registrant Postal Code: 20016
Registrant Country: US
Registrant Phone: +1.3013205921
Registrant Phone Ext:
Registrant Fax:
Registrant Fax Ext:
Registrant Email: jtmpinfo@comcast.net
Admin ID: CR143822453
Admin Name: Brett Kimberlin
Admin Organization: VelvetRevolution
Admin Street: POB 9576
Admin City: Washington
Admin State/Province: District of Columbia
Admin Postal Code: 20016
Admin Country: US
Admin Phone: +1.3013205921
Admin Phone Ext:
Admin Fax:
Admin Fax Ext:
Admin Email: jtmpinfo@comcast.net
Tech ID: CR143822452
Tech Name: Brett Kimberlin
Tech Organization: VelvetRevolution
Tech Street: POB 9576
Tech City: Washington
Tech State/Province: District of Columbia
Tech Postal Code: 20016
Tech Country: US
Tech Phone: +1.3013205921
Tech Phone Ext:
Tech Fax:
Tech Fax Ext:
Tech Email: jtmpinfo@comcast.net
Name Server: NS71.DOMAINCONTROL.COM
Name Server: NS72.DOMAINCONTROL.COM
DNSSEC: unsigned

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Hmmmm.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


On Monday, Aaron Walker filed a motion for summary judgment against Tetyana Kimberlin in the Walker v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuit. The text of the entire motion is posted at Scribd and can be read via the link below.

Here’s the TLDR—

Neither Brett nor Tetyana Kimberlin responded to the discovery requests served on them by Aaron Walker. Additionally, Tetyana Kimberlin did not serve any discovery requests on Aaron, either on her own or jointly with The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin. Therefore, she cannot offer any further evidence beyond what she has already put on the record, and Aaron maintains that because there are no disputed facts to be tried that relate to his claims against her and that those facts support his claims, he is entitled to summary judgment in his favor as a matter of law.

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.