Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Neither The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin nor The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt have won a single civil case they’ve filed since the beginning of 2012. (That includes TDPK’s LOLsuits against Home Depot and Senators McConnell and Grassley.) They really should have taken the advice offered in the TKPOTD from three years ago today.

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The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin is supposed to have his omnibus opposition to all the motions to dismiss his Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness filed not later than close of business tomorrow. My codefendant Stacy McCain may have suggested the best strategy for TDPK going forward.StacyCivilInsanity

Tick, tock.

UPDATE—I have to admit that I got the idea for this post from Kimberlin Unmasked.

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Of course, the Cabin Boy™ did try to plead diminished mental capacity once upon a time, but he decided not to when he found out that the plea would result in his being taken away for an immediate psych evaluation. Since he was claiming that his diminished capacity was a result of his Parkinson’s disease, that would have required a evaluation of his neurological condition.

Hmmmmm.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


One of the things that The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin and the Cabin Boy™ can’t seem to get straight is the identity of the anonymous blogger “Paul Krendler.” TDPK insists that I’m Krendler. The Cabin Boy™ says that I’m not, but that I know Krendler’s secret identity. This Prevarication Du Jour from three years ago today deals with the Cabin Boy’s™ claim.

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The Cabin Boy™ has a long post up at cabinboycomedy dot com that includes an email that he supposedly sent to an Officer Trodden and to Wayne Kirwan who he identifies as a “deputy” Howard County State’s Attorney.

According to the Howard County State’s Attorney’s Office website, Mr. Kirwan serves as Director of Community Justice & Public Information. Mr. Kirwan is not a Deputy State’s Attorney. He isn’t a lawyer. According to his LinkedIn page, Mr. Kirwan has an M.S. in Public Relations from American University but no law degree.

The Cabin Boy™ also states in the alleged email he reproduces in the post that I know the identity of “Paul Krendler.”

I do not.

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Since that PDJ was published, the Cabin Boy™ has published Confessions of an Internet Troll, and he claimed to be Paul Krendler in that book. Of course, the Cabin Boy™ has been known to tell lies …

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Whenever the facts are not in his favor, The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin starts whining about being victimized by false narratives as he spins his own bogus tales. The TKPOTD from three years ago today gives an example.

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One of the problems that The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin should be considering in the drafting of his omnibus opposition to the stack of motions to dismiss his Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness is Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 11(b)(3) which requires that

the factual contentions have evidentiary support or, if specifically so identified, will likely have evidentiary support after a reasonable opportunity for further investigation or discovery …

For example, consider this from paragraph 249 of his second amended complaint.

ECF 135-249There is not only no evidence to support that contention, the evidence refutes it. With only one exception, I have never been in the same place as Brett Kimberlin other than in a courthouse (or its near environs such surrounding sidewalks or parking lots) for an open hearing where I was either a party or covering the open hearing for this blog. Obviously, when I was a party at a hearing, I had every right to be present. Similarly—as the judge told TDPK when he tried to have me thrown out of a courtroom during a hearing—members of the public have the right to attend open court hearings, and I have a First Amendment right to cover open hearings as a blogger. There’s no stalking there.

The exception occurred at the Carroll County Senior Center on 27 January, 2014, during the mediation session between Bill Schmalfeldt and me concerning the disposition of peace order violation charges against Schmalfeldt. Kimberlin was in the building. He had driven Schmalfeldt to the meeting. Of course, he had the right to give Schmalfeldt a ride, but the meeting was not open. He had no right to be hanging around the Senior Center during the meeting.

TDPK has provided transportation for Schmalfeldt for hearings in District Court in Howard County and District and Circuit Courts in Carroll County. He attended those hearings. He also attended a Hoge v. Schmalfeldt hearing in U. S. District Court in Baltimore. If the theory of hearing attendance that he wishes to apply to me is valid, then he has been stalking me. Fortunately for TDPK, that bit advice he’s had from Acme is wrong.

popcorn4bkOn the one hand, I suspect it will be somewhat exasperating to have to deal with yet another bogus court filing from TDPK. On the other, I do have a certain curiosity to see what sort of nonsense he throws out. He has until close of business next Monday to get his opposition to the court.

Tick, tock.

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TDPK did file his omnibus opposition to our motions to dismiss. Judge Hazel evaluated it along with our motions and replies and wrote an order dismissing the LOLsuit. That order used one form or another of the word fail over thirty times in describing Kimberlin’s complaint and opposition to our motion.

Everything proceeded as I had foreseen.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Team Kimberlin has always been a rinky-dink operation staffed with losers. As I noted four years ago today, Second-Rate People Hire Third-Rate Employees

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That’s a principle of personnel management that I’ve seen demonstrated many times during my business career. It explains a lot about Team Kimberlin. Consider, for example, the choice of someone like Cabin Boy Bill Schmalfeldt to handle PR.

It also explains Very Ordinary Seaman Ferguson. (My recent post touching on The Dread Performer Kimberlin’s musicianship reminded me of VOSF.)

After listening to his Sub-Aetha offerings on iTunes (which mostly sound like electric Jew’s harp recordings), it’s obvious that he is a part of Team Kimberlin to make TDPK’s stuff look good by comparison.

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Meanwhile, we’ll see how well “Staff Writer” does with Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy? Boy Unread.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


During my afternoon coffee break yesterday, I took a look at Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread (Gentle Reader, I do that so you don’t have to) and found the item shown on the left in that site’s home page sidebar. It links to an old post about The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin’s Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. nuisance LOLsuit, the first of four losing LOLsuits TDPK filed against me.

57F Osborne’s “prediction” that TDPK would file more frivolous LOLsuits did not require any special insight, but it was the only thing Bunny Boy got right about the course of his boss’ lawfare.

Nothing else proceeded as he had foreseen.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


While reviewing the Team-Kimberlin-related posts from previous 26 Novembers, this TKPOTD tickled my fancy—

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This person was photographed in a light-colored (white or silver) Toyota Highlander parked across the street from Bobby McKeys, the venue for BlobBash, on the evening of 14 March, 2013.MuslimsGentle Reader, who do you suppose it is stalking BlogBash?

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The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin had threatened that if Blogbash were held in 2013 that there would be a huge protest led by a fiery imam.

Yeah. Right.