Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


One of Brett Kimberlin’s recurring bug-a-boos was Team Themis, a commercial intelligence operation run by some companies also engaged in government work. Kimberlin alleged in his Kimberlin v. Hunton & Williams LLP, et al. RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit that Team Themis had be conducting a defamatory dirty operation against him on behalf of the Ul. S. Chamber of Commerce—and that my blogging here at Hogewash! was somehow connected with that operation.

Kimberlin has been griping about Team Themis for years. In fact, when I searched Breitbart Unmasked for references to Team Themis, I found one posted on 20 March, 2012, when the site was only one month old.

The former blogger, Seth L. Allen, then set out on an internet smear campaign to destroy both Brad Friedman and his business partner Brett Kimberlin. I won’t go into detail about either of them in this post, suffice it to say though that there was a larger campaign against both parties started by The U.S. Chamber of Commerce which had been under attack by organizations involved with Mr. Kimberlin, and which ended up in the folding of the HBGary Security firm over planned social media destruction campaigns against both Brad Friedman and his business partner: which HBGary had been competing for in the security sector with Palantir Security and a number of other firms that called themselves Team Themis.

One of the ways that I have thumbed my nose at Kimberlin through the years has been with occasional posts about a NASA mission called THEMIS. Such a post six years ago today resulted in some odd comments to which I responded this way—

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THEMIS (Time History of Events and Macroscale Interactions during Substorms)  is a mission to investigate what causes auroras in the Earth’s atmosphere. The program is run by NASA/Goddard Space Flight Center and not by the agency just up the road that forgot to buy both vowels.

I have never had any connection to the program.

UPDATE—I found this attempted comment while taking my morning coffee break.TK201404041329ZOf course, the IP address doesn’t belong to Amazon.IPlookup20140404Not only that, it’s not actively assigned.NoMatch

Hi, Neal!

UPDATE—Ooooo! Struck a nerve, have we? This comment just came in attributed to my late mother.TK2014041542ZCan you say “desperation”?

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BTW, There are indications that the partnership between Brad Friedman and Brett Kimberlin has been dissolved. They were the co-incorporators of Velvet Revolution US, but since the corporate name was change to Protect Our Elections/EMPR in 2017, Friedman hasn’t appeared to have any connection to the organization. The last IRS filing I’ve found listing Friedman as a Director was for 2015.

Hmmmmm.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Brett Kimberlin began his campaign of lawfare against bloggers in a vain attempt at brass knuckles reputation management. In the process, he lost control of his online reputation. A few years ago, he had over a dozen active websites promoting his various … um … causes, many with active Donate buttons. Yesterday evening, I took a look at his remaining sites. His domain with the most traffic is breitbartunmasked dot com, a site that hasn’t had any new material for almost a year-and-a-halfe and which is clearly deteriorating from lack of maintenance.Here are the world popularity rankings for The Dread Deadbeat Publisher Kimberlin’s web domains—

brietbartunmasked dot com 2,867,675
protectourelections dot org 8,369,125
greencasamaryland dot org 10,082,735
empr dot media 10,818,661
jtmp dot org 11,183,078

All his web presence is receding as I have foreseen.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Ah, another anniversary. It was five years ago today that the peace order petition that Brett Kimberlin filed in his wife’s elder daughter’s name was denied. The Gentle Reader should not be surprised that The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin tried use forged evidence during the hearing or that his PR website Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Boy Unread provided false coverage of the hearing. I responded to those lies with this Prevarication Du Jour.

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Over at Breitbart Unmasked, Bunny Boy is running a copy of some tweets that Kimberlin introduced into evidence during today’s hearing. They supposedly prove that I posted a comment on an article at the Montgomery County Gazette.perjury1Because I denied making such a comment and could not authenticate the tweet as mine, Bunny Boy is shilling Kimberlin’s story that I perjured myself today.

Bullshit!

I couldn’t authenticate the tweet as mine, because it isn’t. It’s a retweet. The original tweet (and I presume the comment at the Gazette) was by Lee Stranahan.Stranahan201308281627ZI took me all of two minutes to find that original tweet via Google.

Did I mention that Brett Kimberlin is a liar?

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I’m sure that I’ve mentions that TDPK’s first felony conviction was for perjury.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


When The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin hasn’t been able to get the courts to order his critics to stop speaking and writing about him, he’s tired to use sealed court documents obtained during discovery to smear his perceived enemies or as evidence in unrelated LOLsuits. Three years ago today, this Footnote Du Jour appeared here at Hogewash!.

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The Gentle Reader may wish to take note that the Cabin Boy™ has never denied that a member of Team Kimberlin was the source of the sealed discovery emails he published during his first turn as Editor of Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread.

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Of course, BU has improperly published court documents or records on several occasions when Team Kimberlin thought it might be useful.

BTW, even though the domain registration for breitbartunmasked dot com was renewed for another year last week, nothing new has been posted at the site for over fourteen months.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


The Gentle Reader may remember that I have occasionally taken notice that something might or might not happen on or about 13 February. I can now state that the possible event will not occur.

The domain registration for breitbartunmasked dot com was due to expire on the 13th, but someone has paid to renew the registration for one more year. Given that nothing new has been posted to the site since 8 December, 2018, and a lack of maintenance has caused various internal and external links to go bad, it seems that someone has decided to throw good money down a rat hole.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


The Saga of Team Kimberlin has had its share of oddball twists and turns and occasional descents into abject silliness. This Non Sequitur Du Jour is from three years ago today.

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Without even having to rely on one of his now infamous flow charts, the Cabin Boy™ has jumped to this conclusion—fmp201702040508zI’m not sure how a tuxedo has anything to do with that TKPOTD post or why concern about a tux triggered the mini Feltdown exchange among the Cabin Boy™, the BU Twitter account, and WhoIsNumberNone I found in my Twitter notifications this morning.

Hmmmmm.

Oh, one more thing … one doesn’t wear white socks with a tuxedo.

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Come to think of it, most of the members of Team Kimberlin have demonstrated an even poorer fashion sense than their grasp of legal issues.

I couldn’t have made this stuff up on my own.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread was originally hosted on an off shore server, but it was eventually moved on to US-based hosting. It stayed there for several years until it was hit with a DMCA notice. The hosting service informed BU that the site would be taken down unless a counter notice was filed. Because a counter notice would have to include the name and address of a person who could accept service of process for BU, the site was moved back off shore. The TKPOTD for three years ago today took note of BU’s cowardice.

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This week certainly was interesting.

The Cabin Boy™ flailed around trying to get something to stick to me and wound up publishing a copy of a Hogewash! post at Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread. You might have thought that the loss of multiple sites to DMCA notices would have made him more careful, but he really is almost cohermpletely uneducable. The DCMA notice I filed resulted in Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread having to chose between obeying the law or fleeing off shore. The site is now hosted in Iceland.

popcorn4bkMeanwhile, Judge Hecker has granted my motion for an order requiring The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin to show cause why he should not be found in contempt for failing to obey the court’s order compelling answers to discovery interrogatories in the Hoge v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuit. The hearing is set for 17 March, the second anniversary of the dismissal of the Kimberlin v. National Bloggers Club, et al. RICO Madness LOLsuit. That’s also the day that the last bit of paperwork related to the motions for summary judgment is due to Judge Hazel in the follow-on Kimberlin v. Frey RICO Remnant LOLsuit.

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

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BU is still hosted on an off shore server. It’s moved to the same server in the Netherland’s that hosts the empr dot media and greencasamaryland dot org sites.h

Meanwhile, there are still some pending issues with BU and Team Kimberlin. I’m not done with them yet, but so far, it’s been in my interest to let certain things play out naturally.