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One of the more pleasing things about The Saga of Team Kimberlin has been the abject failure of all of their failed predictions that the direst of dire direness would befall those of us who reported on them. This TKPOTD ran six years ago today.

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During my afternoon coffee break yesterday, I took a look at Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread (Gentle Reader, I do that so you don’t have to) and found the item shown on the left in that site’s home page sidebar. It links to an old post about The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin’s Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. nuisance LOLsuit, the first of four losing LOLsuits TDPK filed against me.

57F Osborne’s “prediction” that TDPK would file more frivolous LOLsuits did not require any special insight, but it was the only thing Bunny Boy got right about the course of his boss’ lawfare.

Nothing else proceeded as he had foreseen.

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What kind of person would think showing two years employment as Editor of Breitbart Unmasked on his resume is a good idea?

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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Brett Kimberlin has routinely painted himself in to legal corners because he was representing himself in court. This post In Re Kimberlin v. Frey from eight years ago today dealt with a difficulty Kimberlin encountered challenging a protective order.

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The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin has sent what appears to be an ex parte letter to Judge Hazel whining about the discovery protective order issued in the Kimberlin v. Frey RICO Remnant LOLsuit.

popcorn4bkThe assertions in the letter are nonsensical. All the protective order prohibits is giving any discovery information marked “Confidential” to a third-party not directly involved in the LOLsuit. That means that TDPK is forbidden from leaking confidential information to “the press,” i.e., Bunny Boy Unread. In order for “the press” to challenge the order, 57F Osborne will have to hire a lawyer.

Heh.

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Of course, Matt Osborne was not about to spend his own money to challenge the protective order for the benefit of a website (Breitbart Unmasked) actually owned by Kimberlin, and Kimberlin couldn’t represent the site himself without claiming that he was the proprietor—which he has denied.

Coming back to today, it appears that Kimberlin has figured out that he’s exhausted his possible avenues of attack on his criminal convictions as the Speedway Bomber, so he’s now seeking money damages for his “false” imprisonment. That LOLsuit is properly styled Kimberlin v. DOJ, et al., but I referring to it as Kimberlin v. Reality. He’s at the Supreme Court again with a petition for a writ of certiorari in Kimberlin v. Reality. He’s proceeding pro se, and asking the court to give him a freebie lawyer.

The betting calendar for the date the Supreme Court denies the petition is posted in the break area.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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I stopped by the Justice Through Music Project website around noon ET yesterday. It has as a new layout, but it still has almost no traffic. Its ranking was #14,315,784 at midday yesterday.

The most recent “news” coverage I could find of the Israel/Hamas war was over two weeks old. Given Brett Kimberlin’s Islamophilic past, it will be interesting to see which side jtmp dot org winds up supporting.

This picture of Brett Kimberlin was originally uploaded to the breitbartunmasked dot com website in March, 2013, after he had threatened the venue hosting the BlogBash awards party with a demonstration led by a “fiery Imam.”

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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Team Kimberlin has never let facts get in the way of their false narratives. Consider this TKPOTD from eight years ago today.

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Over at Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Boy Unread, Matt Osborne is desperately trying to throw something that might stick at one of The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s legal adversaries. His latest screed contains this batch of falsehoods concerning the legal problems between TDPK and his wife back in 2013.

That episode also saw Walker submit an over-long, allegedly perjurious brief to a Maryland divorce court which made sick and sensational claims about Brett Kimberlin’s family. Nor did Walker feel limited by the court’s rejection, for his ally William Hoge rushed to the courthouse in order to copy and post the flimflam document online before it was sealed.

While Aaron Walker did advise Mrs. Kimberlin in DC and Virginia, in Maryland she either acted pro se or was represented by Zoa Barnes. Aaron never filed any court papers for Mrs. Kimberlin. Period. As to a “brief” that made “sick and sensational claims” about the Kimberlin family, Mrs. Kimberlin did file an Application for Statement of Charges accusing TDPK of third degree sexual offense (what in most states would be called statutory rape).

When Mrs. Kimberlin left the state and was unavailable as a witness, the charge was dropped. Here’s the Maryland Judiciary database entry for the case.4D00291890Spin_SettingsNote that she filed the Application for Statement Charges on 29 July, 2013, and the case was dropped on 21 August. Referring to the copy of the Application above, the True Test stamp is dated 9 October, 2013. Waiting 49 days from the date the charge was dropped to get a copy of the document is hardly rushing.

Yep. Team Kimberlin is stuck in a spin cycle, and I’d probably find the show more entertaining if I weren’t one of the lawfare targets. I don’t know how much longer it will last, but it may not be too late to invest in popcorn futures.

Stay tuned.

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Osborne has wandered of in to academia and is working on a master’s degree in history. Given his record, I wonder about the level of accuracy in any eventual thesis.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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One of my posts for Halloween eleven years ago was about My #SWATing Schedule.

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A couple of days ago, I received a threat about being SWATed tonight. I want the bozo who made the threat to know that, even though I have a business appointment this evening, I intend to be home at least an hour before the time he specified.

I also want to remind him that the threat has been communicated to local and federal law enforcement and that Mrs. Hoge and I have promised to save some Halloween candy for the responding deputies.

UPDATE—I’m home from my meeting and have just finished a wonderful bowl of cioppino that Mrs. Hoge made for me. I have a load of tweets from Brietbart Unmasked to look at, but before I wade through them, I want to tell my SWATter that he’ll get faster response by dialing the Sheriff’s Office direct line at (410) 386-2900 and then pressing 2 for the duty officer.

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Now, about those tweets from Breitbart Unmasked … you’ll need to read them from bottom to top.

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Of course, I wasn’t SWATted. The cowards were only capable of a bit of online harassment that evening.

The Gentle Reader may decide for himself who has run a credible blog.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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While we wait for the outcome of Brett Kimberlin’s latest attempt to belatedly beat the rap as Speedway Bomber, let’s take a look at the I’m Not Making This Up, You Know from five years ago today.

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In a staggering bit of cluelessness, Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Brett Unread is writing about attempted serial bombings.As far as we know, none of the devices have used Mark Time timers or Tovex or have been contained in a gym bag. Still, …

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Here’s Vigilans Vindex’s comment from the original post—

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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While I was reviewing one of the archived versions of the breitbartunmasked dot com, I noticed this post from nine years ago today.The weedhire dot com website is gone and the domain registration is for sale.

Although he left the wholesale side of the marijuana trade in the over 40 years ago, it appears that The Deadbeat Pusher Kimberlin has maintained an keen interest in the industry.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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The Gentle Reader who has been following The Saga of The Dread Deadbeat Pirate/Pro-Se/Publisher/Protector Kimberlin may recall that he testified under oath in 2016 about he and his merry band of hackers were working with the DoJ to protect the election from untoward influences over the Internet. Here are some examples of Team Kimberlin’s coding skills.

The websites for breitbartunmasked dot com, jtmp dot org, and protectourelections dot org have all had clocks added to their menu bars. While the clocks display the correct current Greenwich Mean Time, the dates shown are random. I took these screenshots yesterday evening, beginning when the current GMT date/time was 9 July 12:36 AM. Note: The webpage with the correct date was the DONATE page for protectourelections dot org.

Given this level of coding skills, we should probably not be too shocked that Team Kimberlin was unable to adequately support the DoJ in 2016 and failed to protect the election from Trump’s win.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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Earlier this week, I reported the new look to the old material still posted at breitbartunmasked dot com. I took another look at the site yesterday evening around 9:15 pm ET. That’s 0:15 pm GMT, 30 June. The timestamp on the Home page had the correct time, but the date is still stuck on the 26th.Also, the date was stuck on the 27th on the other pages.

There’s no DONATE button on the site, and no one at Team Kimberlin is paying enough attention to it to fix the banners at the top of each page.

Hmmmm.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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Well, well, well! Someone’s actually been tending to breitbartunmasked dot com. It has a new look—Zooming into the upper left of that screenshot show this timestamp—11:20:42 pm GMT is the time I took the screenshot, but it was taken on Tuesday, 27 June. The time shown the Home page clock is 24 hours late. When I checked other pages, they showed the correct date. Team Kimberlin isn’t very good about attending to details.

The site has been backed up offline. If I have some time to kill, I’ll skim through it and look for any interesting changes.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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It was eleven years ago this week that Brett Kimberlin’s campaign of cyberharassment expanded to include Stacy McCain as well as Aaron Walker. Eleven years ago today, Kimberlin’s PR site Breitbart Unmasked ran a series of five posts filled with lies about both Stacy and Aaron trying to frame a narrative to support Kimberlin’s attempt at brass knuckles reputation management. One of the posts ended with these words.

The story is being ginned up to gain a major news organization to follow it. The right wingers have been tweeting every minute for the last week trying to gin up interest in Brett Kimberlin who they have vowed to destroy. So this is just another ploy to gain more interest, and of course be able to claim that they are all being attacked and silenced by liberals, which is a common refrain from right wing extremists who feel they are not being allowed to have a voice, and that others, including liberals, are working hard to suppress their free speech rights.

I am sure we will hear more of this story as it goes on.

We have hears quite a bit about the Saga of Team Kimberlin, and I’m not done with them yet.

Oh, and about Kimberlin’s reputation: He’s still the Speedway Bomber.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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The TKPOTD for ten years ago today dealt with the quality (or lack thereof) of the writing at Team Kimberlin’s principle PR site Brietibart Unmasked.

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One is led to wonder whether Breitbart Unmasked is now being written by the room full of monkeys who were supposed be typing the complete works of Shakespeare.

Qui sunt hae simiae, qui strepitus inanis scribunt?

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The monkeys must have escaped. There haven’t been any new posts at BU for almost 4-1/2 years.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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Team Kimberlin routinely threatened their enemies with the direst of dire direness when they wouldn’t submit to their lawfare. They issued even wilder threats when they experience pushback. This is the top of a post Bill Schmalfeldt inflicted on the Interwebz six years ago today.He posted this on Scribd—

Of course, his motion was denied. It suffered from two principal deficiencies: neither the facts nor the law supported Schmalfeldt’s claims.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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breitbartunmasked dot com was less than a couple of months old when it published its first post about Ace of Spades eleven years ago today. That post is still up on the site.The post misidentified a women as Ace. Ace is a man.

Brett Kimberlin spent a great deal of effort during the RICO Madness LOLsuit trying to identify Ace. He failed. Judge Hazel wrote this in his memorandum opinion dismissing the case—

First, the Court will DENY, as moot, Kimberlin’s Motion to Identify Defendant Ace of Spades. See ECF No. 232. In doing so, the Court notes that Kimberlin has not been prejudiced in any meaningful way by his failure to obtain the identity of blogger Ace of Spades. That is, even if Kimberlin had the identity of Defendant Ace of Spades, his claims would still be subject to dismissal for the same reasons stated above.

BTW, the byline on the BU post note above is The Watchful Avenger. That can be translated into Latin as vigilans vindex. Heh.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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Today is the eighth anniversary of a post at Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread by Matt Osborne trying to put a positive spin on the false peace order petition Brett Kimberlin filed against me on behalf of Tetyana Kimberlin’s elder daughter. He ended his post with this paragraph—

How will Hoge cope with being an adjudicated stalker of teenage girls? How will a six-month peace order affect his gun permit, or his employment at the Goddard Space Flight Center? These are the questions BU will ask and try to answer. Stay tuned!

Ask stupid questions and you’ll get unexpected answers, Bunny Boy.

I’ve never had to cope with being an adjudicated stalker because both a District Court and a Circuit Court judge saw through Kimberlin’s lies. Even if the peace order had gone through, it wouldn’t have affected a Maryland gun permit, but since pre-Bruen Maryland was a may-issue (read, won’t-issue) state, I didn’t have a Maryland carry permit.

I was told that the peace order petition and the Kimberlin and Schmalfeldt emails to NASA did result in criminal investigations being opened, but I was not a target.

Because they didn’t fit Kimberlin’s false narrative, BU never published the answers to those questions.

BTW, Osborne’s post was still up as of 9:30 pm yesterday evening.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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Eight years ago today, Breitbart Unmasked publish the first of a series of defamatory articles about me. This Prevarication Du Jour was my initial response.

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Matt Osborne has published a blatantly false and defamatory article over at Breitbart Unmasked (safe link) titled William Hoge Stalking A Teenager For His Conspiracy Theory. This paragraph is among the most egregious.BU20150304

Mrs. Kimberlin’s Application for Statement of Charges (available here) does not allege anything about a bomb factory or BDSM. Osborne’s assertions are utter rubbish. More important, they are lies.

The list of additional false statement in the post includes, but is not limited to—

That I have stalked Kelsie Kimberlin.
That I have taken any action with respect to Ms. Kimberlin’s music career.
That the process server employed by my lawyer was sent to photograph Brett Kimberlin.

Matt Osborne owes the truth to what few readers he has. He needs to back up the assertions in William Hoge Stalking A Teenager For His Conspiracy Theory with documentary evidence or he must retract them and apologize. He should do so not later than midnight Saturday Eastern Time.

Finally, because Breitbart Unmasked does not publish a snail mail address, I hereby notify Breitbart Unmasked and Matt Osborne that they should preserve all documents, records, files, etc., relating to me personally, the Hogewash! blog, Brett Kimberlin, and/or Kelsie Kimberlin that may be in their possession or under their control.

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A few days later, Kimberlin made the mistake of filing a false peace order petition against me on behalf of Tetyana Kimberlin’s older daughter.

That did not go well for him.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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Nine years ago today, Brietbart Unmasked published a piece by Matt Osborne misrepresenting a Letter Order issued in the Kimberlin v. National Bloggers Club, et al. (1) RICO Madness LOLsuit. One of false narratives Osborne tried to spin has to do with my supposed admission that to causing financial damage to Brett Kimberlin.Note that while I reported that some of the donor’s to the not-for-profits had stopped giving, Osborne failed to present any evidence that my reporting caused them to stop.

More important, the donors stopped giving to Velvet Revolution and Justice Through Music Project. Those are corporate entities which exist separately from Brett Kimberlin. One of the elements of defamation is that the victim suffered damage. Even if the not-for-profits had been damaged, their damage would not have been Kimberlin’s as well.

If the not-for-profits had had a legitimate case, there were plenty of lawyers who would have taken their case. Not even the two lawyers associated with the Velvet Revolution and JTMP wanted anything to do with such a suit.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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The domain registration for breitbartunmasked dot com was due to expire next Monday, but the registration has been renewed for one more year.

Nothing new has been posted to the site since December, 2018, and it is still being hosted on the same offshore server as other Brett Kimberlin sites such as jtmp dot org, protectourelections dot org, and empr dot media.

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Brett Kimberlin has inflicted dozens of websites on the Interwebz over the past decade or so. Most of them are no defunct. Although the Breitbart Unmasked site hasn’t had any new material posted since December, 2018, it’s still one of Kimberlin’s most substantial wastes of bandwidth. The TKPOTD for six years ago today dealt with the deficient skills of one of that site’s editors.

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Given the poor reading comprehension skills of the site’s GS-13 Editor, it’s not surprising that Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Bill Boy Unread would get the facts wrong and tweet this:bu201702010109zpopcorn4bkI don’t intend to quit discussing Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Bill Boy Unread. I will keep discussing them, but in the context of making fun of them. Nothing the Cabin Boy™ edits can be taken seriously anymore.

#PLM

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It’s taken several years, but Bill Schmalfeldt has finally working at a publication with a great readership than BU ever had—The Center Republican.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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Brett Kimberlin’s Breitbart Unmasked website initially went live on server in The Netherlands, but it moved to onshore hosting after a year or so. However. it moved back offshore after Bill Schmalfeldt published post containing material lifted from Hogewasht! without permission. When I filed a DMCA takedown notice, the site moved from its U.S.-based hosting rather than provided contact information for service of court papers. Six years ago today, I posted about GS13 Editor Bill Schmalfeldt and how He Bravely Turned His Tail and Fled.

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When DMCA raised its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Bravest of the brave, Sir William!

Rather than obey U. S. copyright law, Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread has fled to an off shore server. So Marcus Crassus can talk tough hiding on a server in Iceland, but seems to be afraid to speak his mind here in America.

#Cowards

UPDATE—Lest the Plagiarism Polizei become excessively agitated, let me state that the short ditty above is a parody of the song about Brave Sir Robin from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Furthermore, the parody is not my creation. I saw it, or something very much like it, in a cartoon published by a cockroach.

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I did some digging, and I found a copy of the cartoon I mentioned above.

Heh.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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Although it has lain fallow for over four years now, on of Team Kimberlin’s principal PR organs was the Breitbart Unmasked website. The site’s occasional editor Bill Schmalfeldt call it his “prime source for news, hearsay, lies and innuendo. Oh, yeah. Smears, too!” Eight years ago today BU published a long defamatory screed attacking Aaron Walker, and it was full of hearsay, lies, innuendo, and smears. And sealed court discovery, too! That’s only the opening paragraph. The Gentle Reader can find the whole post still active on the BU website.

Here’s Bill Schmalfeldt’s concern troll comment to the post.It wasn’t Aaron Walker’s blog about free speech and pictures of Muhammed that drew Brett Kimberlin’s interest and ire. It was Aaron’s pro bono legal assistance to a left-wing blogger who Kimberlin had sued for defamation.

It’s was Kimberlin’s attacks on Aaron’s First Amendment rights that backfired and drew the attention of the blogosphere to past and current activities.

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It was ten years ago that Bill Schmalfeldt first took a turn as editor of Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread. Pointage, laughery, and mockification began immediately with this post titled Cabin Boy #BillSchmalfeldt and the Beanstalk.

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bu20130120Cabin Boy Bill Schmalfeldt is now the editor of Breitbart Unmasked (No, I won’t link to it). Although I have never seen him in person, his pictures on the Internet lead me to assume that his is a rather large fellow. Given the image on the masthead of BU, he must think of himself as a giant. The most famous giant who threatens to grind one’s bones for bread is the giant in Jack and the Beanstalk.

Fee-fi-fo-fum!
I smell the blood of an Englishman,
Be he alive, or be he dead,
I’ll have his bones to grind my bread.

Or so it goes in Joseph Jacobs classic version of the fairy tale. As I remember the story, it doesn’t turn out well for the giant.

Now, where did I put that axe?

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It would be several weeks after that post went up that I first met the Cabin Boy™ in person. Although I never had to use an axe, our interactions have cut him down to a size more in line with his talents and karma.

His last known employment has been as editor of the Center Republican in North Dakota. (Schmalfeldt. Republican. Karma. Some assembly required.) Last night, when tried to access his LinkedIn page (Bill Schmalfeldt – Editor – Central Nordak Publishing | LinkedIn), the link 404ed.

Hmmm.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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The whole of Team Kimberlin’s lawfare campaign was a pack of lies aimed at undermining the credibility of bloggers and reporters who were writing about Brett Kimberlin. Now, you’d think that people with that much practice at lying would at least be competent at it, but competence was rare among the members of Team Kimberlin. The TKPOTD for nine years ago was about an attempt by Matt Osborne (aka Xenophon) to lie about the progress of one of Kimberlin’s LOLsuits.

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Xenophon is telling lies over at Breitbart Unmasked again (No, I won’t link to it.)—BU20140114Z9871receiptWhat really happened was that The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s motion for alternate service on Ali Akbar was denied. You see, Maryland Rule 2-121(a) requires that service of process via mail be by Certified Mail, Return Receipt Requested, Restricted Delivery. Unfortunately, TDPK didn’t check the box for Restricted Delivery on the Certified Mail green card. Also, and this is confirmed by the USPS mailing receipt he filed as an exhibit in his RICO status of service report, he didn’t pay for Restricted Delivery either. The Restricted Delivery charge in 2013 was $4.75 in addition to the $5.65 for Certified Mail with Return Receipt. Sure enough, the copy of the green card that Kimberlin filed with his motion for alternate service does not have the Restricted Delivery “Yes” box checked. Even if he had mailed the package to correct address, service would have not been valid.9871_a

Meanwhile, TDPK was unhappy that Ali’s lawyer was not being cooperative, that is to say, was looking out for his own client’s interests. In a fit of pique, TDPK filed a motion for sanctions against Ali’s lawyer, and, to make sure that he got it right this time, he included an exhibit that showed the green card with the box checked.9871_b

And he got caught.

And Judge Burrell was not amused by having two versions of the same document from the same party. Motion denied!

Furthermore, at no time during the hearing did Judge Burrell verbally order Ali’s lawyer to disclose Ali’s current address to TDPK, and she has not sent any such written order to Ali’s lawyer.

So what we have here is a notorious liar lying about what happened when a convicted perjurer got caught filing an apparently forged document with a court.

#Fail

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That one check mark wound up costing Kimberlin dearly.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

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Part of Team Kimberlin’s PR effort was to threaten those of us being sued by the Dread Deadbeat Pirate Pro-Se Kimberlin with the direst of dire direness if we didn’t settle on terms favorable to the plaintiff. One of the early threats that fizzle was that Kimberlin had found a top notch lawyer who would crush us in court. The Bonus Prevarication Du Jour from nine years ago today was about one of Matt Osborne’s (aka Xenophon) attempts to spin that yarn.

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Here’s another whopper from Xenophon at Breitbart Unmasked (No, I won’t link to it).BU20131223If The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin really has found a lawyer willing to represent him, that lawyer will be filing an appearance with the court, and that should appear on the docket. Soon. As of this evening, the online database for the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. lawsuit still shows Brett Kimberlin as pro se, that is, representing himself without counsel.

I suspect that Xenophon is simply lying. The post containing that statement is dated 23 December. That’s the same day that Brett Kimberlin filed his latest round of motions in the lawsuit, and they were filed pro se rather than through counsel. I’ll believe that TDPK has found a lawyer willing to risk his law license by signing on to the claims in Kimberlin’s Amended Complaint when I see his appearance in the case docket or see him show up in court.

OTOH, Xenphon’s “sources” may have told him that TDPK has a competent lawyer. If that’s the case, it may be time for a med check.

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Brett Kimberlin has managed to talk a law firm into providing him with pro bono representation for his petition seeking the Supreme Court review the Seventh Circuit’s denial of his attempt to have his Speedway Bomber convictions set aside. His petition has been distributed to the justices for their conference on 6 January.

Stay tuned.