Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Today is the fourth anniversary of a post at Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread by Matt Osborne trying to put a positive spin on the false peace order petition Brett Kimberlin filed against me on behalf of Tetyana Kimberlin’s elder daughter. He ended his post with this paragraph—

How will Hoge cope with being an adjudicated stalker of teenage girls? How will a six-month peace order affect his gun permit, or his employment at the Goddard Space Flight Center? These are the questions BU will ask and try
to answer. Stay tuned!

Ask stupid questions and you’ll get unexpected answers, Bunny Boy.

I’ve never had to cope with being an adjudicated stalker because both a District Court and a Circuit Court judge saw through Kimberlin’s lies. Even if the peace order had gone through, it wouldn’t have affected a Maryland gun permit, but since Maryland is a may-issue (read, won’t-issue) state, I don’t have a Maryland carry permit. I was told that the peace order petition and the Kimberlin and Schmalfeldt emails to NASA did result in criminal investigations being opened, but I was not a target.

Because they didn’t fit Kimberlin’s false narrative, BU never published the answers to those questions.

BTW, Osborne’s post was still up as of 9:30 pm, 8 March, 2019.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Gentle Reader, the setup for this post is a bit more complicated than usual. The TKPOTD for a year ago today dealt with an attempt by Matt Osborne to comment on a post published the day before that. The 4 March, 2018 post dealt with some of the lies Osborne had published about me when he was editor at Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread. The 5 March post gave Bunny Boy a dose of pointage, laughery, and mockification.

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Matt Osborne is even more stupid than I thought. After being caught redhanded publishing lies when he was editor of Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Boy Unread and having to spend a year or so dodging being held legally and morally accountable for his actions, he tried to respond to yesterday’s TKPOTD with this comment.That YouTube link goes to an illegal posting of courtroom audio from Brett Kimberlin’s failed appeal of his 2015 peace order petition against me. (Courtroom audio provided by a Maryland Court Clerk’s Technical Services is may not be broadcast or posted online.) Osborne deceitfully characterizes Judge Creighton’s comments that he posted as directed specifically to me. They were not—as can be seen on pages 95 and 96 of the transcript.

Read the whole transcript and see how pitiful The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin’s case was and how Tetyana Kimberlin’s teenage daughter had to try to make his case for him when the judge wouldn’t let him practice law without a license.

Oh, one more thing—William Ferguson also tried to comment. His self-mockery continues.

UPDATE—It must have frustrated Bunny Boy that his comment didn’t make through moderation. Osborne has me blocked on Twitter, but I’m told that he’s bravely tweeted a link to that YouTube clip from behind that block.

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It’s seems that the only way Bunny Boy can get his name in the papers these days is to get caught being part of a fraudulent FaceBook election scam pretending to be a Russian bot.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


The TKPOTD from two years ago today dealt with some of Team Kimberlin’s failures to intimidate me with their false narratives and quickly abandoned websites. BTW, this post is TKPOTD 2176.

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The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin complains about this feature and its daily focus on him, the other members of Team Kimberlin, and their activities. According to this post’s URL which WordPress auto increments, this is TKPOTD number 1450.

hogewatch-dot-comTeam Kimberlin’s online pushback has been quite ineffective. The hogewash dot net website they put up didn’t last long, and the obscene pictures posted there by the Cabin Boy™ wound up as evidence supporting the renewal of the first peace order against him. In fact, none of their online campaigns against me have lasted more than a few days, and all have fizzled. Some never got off the ground; hogewatch dot com, for example, is a blank site. There’s a Hoge Watch tab over at Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread, but the Cabin Boy™ only posted to it for a couple of weeks, and he appears to have lost interest in it.

Failing failures gotta fail.

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Team Kimberlin has let Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread go fallow several times. In fact, it’s been almost three months since the site had a new post. However, I’m told that there may be someone available to work with the site. Very soon.

We’ll see.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


One of the topics of interest here at Hogewash! is the First Amendment, and it was Brett Kimberlin’s use of lawfare to attack the First Amendment rights of bloggers such as Aaron Walker and Stacy McCain that drew my attention The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin. One of the tools I’ve used in exposing his actions is Alinsky’s Rule 5: Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon.

Of course, Team Kimberlin’s ineptitude at the use of Rule 5 against me has made ridiculing them easy. Bill Schmalfeldt referred to the Gentle Readers of this blog as my lickspittles, and Team Lickspittle was born, complete with team logo goodies for sale. Matt Osborne tried to make a joke about me thinking I’m an Internet sheriff, and the Blogsmoke feature was created in response, followed by Yours Truly, John Atsign and Blognet—all produced by the Lickspittle Broadcasting System.

This Blogsmoke episode ran a year ago today.

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SOUND: MODEM CONNECTING FADES UP TO FULL MIKE—SINGLE SHOT—RICOCHET

MUSIC: UP AND UNDER—RECORDED—CUT 1

ANNOUNCER: (VOICE OVER MUSIC) Around Twitter Town and in the territory of the net—there’s just one way to handle the harassers and the stalkers—and that’s with an Internet Sheriff and the smell of “BLOGSMOKE”!

MUSIC: THEME HITS: FULL BROAD SWEEP AND UNDER—RECORDED—CUT 2

ANNOUNCER: “BLOGSMOKE” starring W. J. J. Hoge. The story of the trolling that moved into the young Internet—and the story of a man who moved against it. (MUSIC: OUT)

JOHN: I’m that man, John Hoge, Internet Sheriff—the first man they look for and the last they want to meet. It’s a chancy job—and it makes a man watchful … and a little lonely.

MUSIC: MAIN TITLE—RECORDED—CUT 3 Continue reading

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Team Kimberlin’s inept struggles to control the narrative surrounding their activities have been triggers for vast amounts of pointage, laughery, and mockification, as this post titled #PLM Du Jour from two years ago today shows.

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Editor of Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Bill Boy Unread has suggested is the only computer in his hometown, the Cabin Boy™ tweeted these— Continue reading

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread is in one of its dormant phases now, but when it’s publishing, it’s a primary source for Team Kimberlin’s false narratives and lies. This Prevarication Du Jour from five years ago today spotlighted one of the howlers told by Matt Osborne when he was hiding behind the nom de cyber of Xenophon. (Note: Xenophon was a famous Greek general, and Matt Osborne is a mediocre historian and a soldier who couldn’t manage to get promoted to Sergeant in ten years.)

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Xenophon the Troll is channeling the Amazingly Inaccurate Criswell again over at Breitbart Unmasked (No, I won’t link to it.) This time the nonsense has to do to with First Mate Neal Rauhauser’s attempt to gen up some sort of connection between the Kimberlin Unmasked identity and a real person.BU20140127That’s an ambitious undertaking—foolhardy, because there’s nothing to find—but it’s ambitious. You see, Team Kimberlin has already run afoul of the GIGO principle: garbage in, garbage out.

OK, what do I mean by garbage in? Consider these bits of data:forgedTwitterIPThe account_id is the correct one for @Kimberlinunmask. However, the login time is on 24 December, 2013. The @Kimberlinumask account was suspended on that day, and it’s not possible to login to a gulaged account.

While it’s not quite as obviously stupid a submitting two versions of the same document to the same court in the same case or as mind-bogglingly crude as failing to remove a PACER legend and using the wrong typeface to create a do-it-yourself court summons, it is … well … it’s kinda amateurish.

#Garbage_Out

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The incompetent navigation guiding The Dread Deadbeat Pirate Kimberlin’s ship of fools keeps running aground on the Rocks of Reality. The Truth is not their friend.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


It was six years ago that Bill Schmalfeldt first took a turn as editor of Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread. Pointage, laughery, and mockification began immediately with this post titled Cabin Boy #BillSchmalfeldt and the Beanstalk.

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bu20130120Cabin Boy Bill Schmalfeldt is now the editor of Breitbart Unmasked (No, I won’t link to it). Although I have never seen him in person, his pictures on the Internet lead me to assume that his is a rather large fellow. Given the image on the masthead of BU, he must think of himself as a giant. The most famous giant who threatens to grind one’s bones for bread is the giant in Jack and the Beanstalk.

Fee-fi-fo-fum!
I smell the blood of an Englishman,
Be he alive, or be he dead,
I’ll have his bones to grind my bread.

Or so it goes in Joseph Jacobs classic version of the fairy tale. As I remember the story, it doesn’t turn out well for the giant.

Now, where did I put that axe?

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It would be several weeks after that post went up that I first met the Cabin Boy™ in person. Although I never had to use an axe, our interactions have cut him down to a size more in line with his talents and karma.

I’m not done with him yet.