Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


I went over to elpasointernetradio dot com to check on how it was doing and found that the site is now titled Langston Hews: The Voice. The site announces a “new voiceover venture” and asks that it be bookmarked for upcoming 2018 projects. The photograph of Hews appears to show Bill Schmalfeldt.

It was just a few weeks ago that Schmalfeldt announced his retirement from Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Brett Unread, and a few days later, the “Langston Hews” byline appeared at BU.

You know, this reminds me of the Prevarication Du Jour from a year ago today.

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fmp201701061548zSpeaking for myself, it’s never particularly bothered me to be called a liar by a pathological liar. However, I do have a problem with being falsely accused of crimes.

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I so old I remember when the Cabin Boy™ testified under oath that he had difficulty speaking because of a degenerative illness.

Yep. Lying liars gotta lie.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Brett Kimberlin made a stupid mistake by trying to use the courts to suppress Aaron Walker’s First Amendment rights, but his worst mistake was tangling with me. He really should have read the motto of this blog—Never pick a fight with a man who buys pixels by the terabyte. Not only have my codefendants and I beat back his efforts to use the courts to suppress our free speech and free press rights, but I have held him and the rest of Team Kimberlin up to the scorn and ridicule they deserve. As I noted in the TKPOTD from four years ago today, Team Kimberlin was out of their league picking on even such an inconsequential blog as Hogewash!

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As I’ve been looking forward to dealing with the frivolous and vexatious lawsuits filed by Brett Kimberlin (the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. state suit and the Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness), I’ve been evaluating various assets at my disposal. All I’ll say for now about the legal issues is that I believe my part of both cases is coming together nicely.

And then there’s the PR campaign.

You see, PR and Brett Kimberlin’s attempts at brass knuckles reputation management are the real point of The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s lawfare. I have several distinct advantages over TDPK in the PR contest.

First, this minor league blog has roughly ten times the traffic of the total readership of all the blogs associated with Team Kimberlin. My codefendants’ various web footprints dwarf mine. To the extent that Team Kimberlin wants to engage in a shouting match … well, perhaps they should remember this scene from Casablanca—

Aux armes, citoyens,
Formez vos bataillons,
Marchons, marchons!
Qu’un sang impur
Abreuve nos sillons!

Second, there is Bill Schmalfeldt. The Cabin Boy has got to be my greatest PR asset. His unhinged ranting based on the wildly inaccurate legal theories from Acme Law combined with his off-putting vileness serve to discredit Team Kimberlin far more effectively than anything I could do. Stacy McCain discusses an example of the Cabin Boy’s outrageous nonsense here.

TDPK lost control of his narrative when the blogosphere picked up his story. The lawsuits he’s got going now appear to be a last-ditch effort to salvage the false reputation he tried to create for himself.

The end game begins.

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And the end game continues. It’s been a long six years, but I suspect that 2018 will see the final bit of the mopping up phase as Team Kimberlin’s effective presence in the real world and on the Internet fades from obscurity into oblivion. Hogewash! will join with other blogs as the mockery of Team Kimberlin continues.

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


It’s been suggested that one of the reasons that The Dread Deadbeat Publisher Kimberlin set up Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Brett Unread was to try to get some control over the narrative surrounding his campaign of brass knuckles reputation management via lawfare. However, BU has done him more harm than good, in large part because of the ineptitude of the editors he has hired. The Team Kimberlin Post of the Day from four years ago today contains an example of Matt Osborne’s poorly thought out editorial choices.

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One wonders what they’re thinking over at Breitbart Unmasked? Of if there’re thinking? A few days ago, a post with Xenophon’s byline went up that attempted to appropriate the Acme Law theme that I’ve been using to describe the nonsensical legal theories behind Team Kimberlin’s lawfare and apply it to Aaron Walker’s recently filed memorandum in the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. lawsuit. (That’s the suit against Aaron Walker, Stacy McCain, Ali Akbar, Kimberlin Unmasked, and me that accuses us of defaming The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin by writing truthful things about him.)

Now, if Brett Kimberlin is known for anything, it’s for being convicted as the Speedway Bomber and for being the guy who lied about selling marijuana to Dan Quayle. So why, one wonders, would his propaganda website include this LooneyTunes clip in a post?

Yeah, the coyote is fiddling with nitroglycerin and TNT instead of Tovex, but still …

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Speaking of Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Brett Unread, when I checked the site around 8 pm yesterday, “Langston Hews” hadn’t posted anything since the 21st.

His readership is receding as I have foreseen.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


For all the practice they’ve had, Team Kimberlin is amazingly inept at cyberthuggery. After I posted a Legal LULZ Du Jour a couple of years ago today that engaged in pointage, laughery, and mockification of the Cabin Boy™ for having several Twitter account suspended, I received the comment documented below. I wrote about it in a post called Hit a Nerve, Have We?

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An anonymous coward sent this comment—TK201512212015Z

Here’s the image that the comment links to (I wouldn’t want the Gentle Reader to miss anything)—Screen-Shot-2013-03-20-at-8.46.14-PM-700x336

The URL for the link is brietbartunmasked dot com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Screen-Shot-2013-03-20-at-8.46.14-PM-700×336.png, but that’s not the original URL for the image. Originally, it was found at  brietbartunmasked dot com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Screen-Shot-2013-03-20-at-8.46.14-PM-700×336.png. It had been posted there by the Cabin Boy™ when he was editor of Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Boy Unread, but if you try to find it using the original URL, you’ll get a 404.BUScreenShot404That’s probably because Matt Osborne has tried to memory-hole as much of Schmalfeldt’s defamatory or otherwise embarrassing material as he can find. Here’s a snippet of the original “Liberal Grouch” post that used the image.BU20130322I’ll leave it to the Gentle Reader to theorize about how and why the image was reposted and about who might have sent the comment.

And, yeah, the backups are really that extensive.

UPDATE—And Bunny Boy has memory-holed the image linked to in the comment.

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The image is a frame from a video about me posted by my friend and fellow blogger Peter Ingemi (Da Tech Guy). Schmalfeldt used my face cropped out of the frame in one of the homoerotic porn images he posted in 2013. I guess the Cabin Boy™ thinks that picture of me with my mouth opened wide during a conversation is supposed to bother me. Meh. It looks a bit silly out of context. So what? Using it makes someone look stupid, but that someone isn’t me.

OTOH, the images that I’ve been sent (but never published) of my wife’s face crudely photoshopped into unflattering or pornographic images were offensive, as were the multiple copies of a still from Psycho of Norman Bates’ mummified mother labeled as my wife. I began receiving then after she was diagnosed with stage four cancer.

Gentle Reader, I write about those images not to complain or to seek sympathy, but to bluntly describe the depravity of these punks.

I’m not done with them yet.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


One of the things that The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin and The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt have whined about is that the defendants in their LOLsuits are engaged in vexation litigation by defending ourselves. I suppose we’ve vexed them by winning. The TKPOTD from four years ago today deals with TDPK’s losing record.

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RICOMadnessOne of The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s lawfare tactics is to try to paint any opponent as engaging in shady behavior that’s more properly characteristic of Kimberlin’s own actions. Here’s a line from a post over at Breitbart Unmasked (No, I won’t link to it.)—
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“A vexatious litigant” am I? Vexatious litigation is usually understood to be legal action initiated maliciously and without probable cause by an individual who is not acting in good faith for the purpose of annoying or embarrassing an opponent. Litigation winds up being classified as vexatious when an attorney or a pro se litigant repeatedly files groundless lawsuits and repeatedly loses.

The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin brags about having filed “over a hundred lawsuits.” What’s his record of winning?

He lost Kimberlin v. Crest Paragon Productions, his first RICO suit.
He lost the Kimberlin v. Walker I peace order.
He lost the Kimberlin v. Walker II peace order.
He lost the Kimberlin v. Norton peace order.
He lost the Kimberlin v. Elliott peace order.
He lost the B. Kimberlin v. T. Kimberlin protective order.
He lost Kimberlin v. DeLong, his appeal of the DeLong judgment.
He lost Kimberlin v. Department of Justice, et al., a suit seeking to keep Mrs. DeLong from collecting what he owed.
He lost Kimberlin v. Dewalt, his appeal of his parole revocation.
He lost Kimberlin v. Brewer, another parole related case.
He lost Kimberlin v. Department of Justice, his suit to be able to have an electric guitar in prison.

I could go on and on.

With all that in mind, the Gentle Reader should not be surprised to learn that more than one of the defendants in the Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO case are seeking to have the court find that Brett Kimberlin is a vexatious litigant.

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Four years later, TDPK’s record is even worse. He’s lost all of these LOLsuits too:

Kimberlin v. Walker, et al.
Kimberlin v. National Bloggers Club, et al. (I)
Kimberlin v. Hoge peace order
Kimberlin v. Hunton & Williams LLP, et al. (I)
Kimberlin v. Home Depot
Kimberlin v. National Bloggers Club, et al. (II)
Kimberlin v. McConnell, et al.
Kimberlin v. Hunton & Williams LLP, et al. (II)

Additionally, it appears that the Kimberlin v. Breitbart Holdings, et al. LOLsuit is about to be thrown out as well, and the Cabin Boy™ has lost (or is in the process of losing) all 8 of his LOLsuits. I’ve personally been a defendant if ten of their LOLsuits, peace orders, or counterclaims, and I’ve beaten them every time.

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Pointage, laughery, and mockification. All three have been important tools in dealing with Team Kimberlin’s attempts at suppressing the First Amendment rights of people who publish truthful information about The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin and his enablers. This Prevarication Du Jour from four years ago today is an example for the scorn due to those losers.

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Here’s another ludicrous line from the keyboard of Xenophon (the Troll) as published at Breitbart Unmasked (No, I won’t link to it.).BU20131216b

Three-Stooges-HitlerIt’s true that The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin is seen by some of us as something out of the movies, but not as a horror movie villain. While he is viewed as potentially dangerous, he’s seen as something out of a two-reeler. This picture which was used in a post published last year provides a fair summary of what many of us think about TDPK and his crew.

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Xenophon (a pseudonym for Matt Osborne) was no more successful at running Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Brett Unread than he was with anything else he’s tried, but he did manage to garner more readers than the Cabin Boy. Schmalfeldt’s second attempt at editing that site plunged its readership and influence to new lows.

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.