Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


The Dread Deadbeat Pretender Kimberlin clearly wants to be a player, but everything he tries seems to wind up being a bust hand. Big time drug smuggling—failure. Serial bombing spree—failure. Claiming to be a politician’s drug dealer—failure. Pro-se lawfare—failure. The following ran as the TKPOTD three years ago today. It deals with one of his many errors during his lawfare and Team Kimberlin’s general incompetence in gathering information to support their false narratives.

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Here’s a marvelous bit of nonsense from The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s omnibus opposition to most of the motions to dismiss his Kimberlin v. Team Themis, et al. RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit. It compares the defendants to James Bond and the Mafia.ECF 74-p2

Talk about projection! It’s Team Kimberlin that thinks they’re Internet super spies sleuthing out information on nefarious Right Wing Nut Jobs. Of course, they’re something quite different in reality.

The Gentle Reader may remember some of the Cabin Boy’s™ epic failures as an investigator. This past spring, he went on and on about discovering a soooper sekrit zombie website, but the site turned out to be a honeypot, and his reaction to it yielded information useful to the defendants in Schmalfeldt’s various bogus lawsuits. He got suckered again by the zombies just a few days ago.

Bunny Boy and the other hangers on at Breitbart Unmasked are moderately less clumsy, but managed to join with the Cabin Boy™ flailing around in the search for the original Kimberlin Unmasked. At one time or another, the original KU was positively identified as Aaron Walker, Jeff Dunetz, Dan Collins, Dustyn Hughes, Patrick Frey, Kender MacGowan, me, and several others. Accuracy and strong investigative skills are not BU‘s strong suits.

popcorn4bkTeam Kimberlin’s inability to gather data from open sources and their incompetence in penetrating only moderately secure online systems is clearly a source of frustration for TDPK. You can see that in the wildly inappropriate and staggeringly useless things he sought during discovery in the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. nuisance LOLsuit and in the mind-numbingly wasteful discovery he’s pursuing in the RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit.

If I wasn’t having to deal with his nonsense as a defendant, I’d probably find it more amusing.

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Team Kimberlin isn’t doing any better in the realm of foreign intelligence either. The $9k spent on bogus documents that was the subject of reporting in 2017 aren’t the only … um … interesting things I may have to write about one day.

Spartacus and Marcus Crassus


So Senator Booker has had his “I am Spartacus” moment with mixed results, but on the whole, he’s received mostly pointage, laughery, and mockification. It’s interesting that the one person who should have spoken critically, Marcus Crassus of Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Brett Unread, has been unavailable for comment.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


I’m #JustABlogger, but Bill Schmalfeldt has claimed to be a responsible journalist. As the DKPOTD from two years ago today shows, he was lying.

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Bill Schmalfeldt claims to be a responsible journalist, but he apparently does not subscribe to these points from the Society of Professional Journalists Code of Ethics—

Journalists should:
• Balance the public’s need for information against potential harm or discomfort. Pursuit of the news is not a license for arrogance or undue intrusiveness.
• Show compassion for those who may be affected by news coverage. Use heightened sensitivity when dealing with juveniles, victims of sex crimes, and sources or subjects who are inexperienced or unable to give consent.
• Recognize that legal access to information differs from an ethical justification to publish or broadcast.
• Realize that private people have a greater right to control information about themselves than public figures and others who seek power, influence or attention. Weigh the consequences of publishing or broadcasting personal information.

Let’s look at these in relation to his writings about the Walker v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuit and the Kimberlins’ motion for a deposition subpoena for Mrs. Walker. Any decent person who reads the unredacted version of the that motion will see that it contains an allegation against Mrs. Walker that is impertinent, immaterial, and scandalous. (And as an eyewitness to the conversation upon which it is based, I’ll add that it’s a lie.) It is inconceivable (and that word means what I think it means) that there could be any other motivation for publishing that lie other than to cause harm and discomfort to Mrs. Walker.

Of course, the Cabin Boy™ is not known for his compassion toward juveniles or victims of sex crimes. He is currently subject to a restraining order that protects a three-year-old child. The article published by Breitbart Unmasked when he was editor alleging that Tetyana Kimberlin was mentally ill when she accused Brett Kimberlin of what would commonly be called statutory rape certainly showed no compassion for her as the victim of a sex crime. Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Boy Unread has taken that post down, but it has been preserved in multiple locations on the Internet.

(OTOH, Hogewash! has tried to redact children’s names to the greatest extent possible. This blog has also redacted the names of third parties mentioned in court filings such as the name of a young woman mentioned in the Walker interrogatories to the Kimberlins.)

In its most general sense, the word ethics means a system of systematizing, defending, and recommending concepts of right and wrong conduct. The Cabin Boy™ is behaving ethically based on his understanding of right and wrong when he publishes these hurtful tweets and posts. What I find most appalling about his behavior is not the acts themselves but his apparent belief that they are virtuous.

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To refer to the members of Team Kimberlin as scum would be defamatory—to the algae that make up pond scum.

Bonus Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Bunny Boy, aka Matt Osborne, aka 57F Osborne, is another one of the gang of failures who make up Team Kimberlin. This TKPOTD from four years ago today engages in pointage, laughery, and mockification at his expense.

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The most recent member of Team Kimberlin to be stuck with the job of editing Kimberlin’s propaganda website Breitbart Unmasked (No, I won’t link to it.) is Matt Osborne. Since a principal duty of that gig seems to be helping Team Kimberlin dig even deeper holes for themselves in their lawfare, Bunny Boy has been assigned as the Team Kimberlin grave digger and is carried on the roster as 57F Osborne.

While I was reviewing the 50+ posts mentioning me over at Breitbart Unmasked, I found one from 3 September, 2013, that is a wonderful example of Osborne’s cocksure wrongheadedness. He called it We Are Criswell, and it made wildly inaccurate predictions about the lawsuit that The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin had filed against Aaron Walker, Stacy McCain, Ali Akbar, Kimberlin Unmasked, and me in Montgomery County Circuit Court. Back in the ’50s, the real Amazing Criswell was a local TV huckster in LA who sold “Criswell’s Family Vitamins” on infomercials during which he claimed to be a psychic. He was best known for his wildly inaccurate predictions. However, the real Criswell, who occasionally got something right, had a much better record than Osborne—who got everything wrong.

My codefendants and I did not wind up facing “numerous lawsuits in the months to come.” TDPK has tried for a second bite of the apple with his RICO Madness, but that is now looking to be an even bigger disaster for him.

We haven’t had our “asses hauled before a judge and jury to examine their fund raising frauds, tax violations, schemes, and scams.” TDPK hasn’t alleged any tax violations in either suit, and he has been unable to show any of the elements of fraud in either case.

When the case did come to court, we didn’t “lose because they have given Mr. Kimberlin more than enough evidence to prove malice.” TDPK was way short of enough evidence; indeed, the judge told him that he essentially had none.

OTOH, 57F Osborne assuming the Criswell personality for his predictions makes some ironic sense when one considers that The Amazing Criswell is probably best known for his appearance in the worst movie ever made, Plan 9 from Outer Space.

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Hogewash! took another poke at Bunny Boy a bit later that very same day with an I’m Not Making This Up, You Know post.

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Bunny Boy has a headline story over at Breitbart Unmasked about a young criminal being caught with IEDs. (No, I won’t link to it.)

Apparently, Brett Kimberlin was unavailable for comment.

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In a way, it makes sense that a failed historian would be a failed prognosticator.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Brett Kimberlin has engaged in a multi-year campaign of lawfare to attempt to silence people and organizations who have written truthfully about his past and present activities. He was quasi-successful in his initial lawsuit against Seth Allen in that he was able to obtain a default judgment when Allen did not take the proper steps to defend himself. The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin has lost every other defamation case he’s filed since 2012

In his suit against Seth Allen, Kimberlin alleged that he had been defamed by Allen calling him a pedophile. However, he never presented any evidence that Allen had done so. This is from the transcript of the default hearing in Allen case. A is Kimberlin, Q is Allen.So it appears that Kimberlin was so concerned about possible accusations of pedophilia that he assumed they were present in Allen’s blogging—even when there was no evidence that such accusations had ever been made.

I’m reminded of Proverbs 28:1.

However, evidence surfaced in 2013 that did tend to support a conclusion that Kimberlin is a pedophile, and, along with others, I blogged about it. Team Kimberlin’s initial reaction via Breitbart Unmasked was to accuse his accuser of being mentally ill. When that didn’t get any traction, my fellow bloggers and I were attacked. Bill Schmalfeldt was editor of Breitbart Unmasked at the time. Five years ago today, I published the following post about #BillSchmalfeldt and Pedophilia.

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I don’t think Bill Schmalfeldt is a pedophile. I think that he is a vile and disgusting thug who delights in crudely splicing other people’s faces into homoerotic porn and who has a sick fascination with scatological “humor,” but the Cabin Boy has his limits. He isn’t a pedophile, and I believe him when he says he finds pedophilia repugnant.

However, I do believe that Brett Kimberlin most likely is a pedophile. As another blogger has noted, there’s too much smoke for there to be no fire. Given the relationship with the Barton girl described in Citizen K and what Tetyana Kimberlin has been able to document to date, yes, I believe that Brett Kimberlin is probably a pedophile. My confidence level for that belief is approaching my confidence in Newton’s Laws of Motion.

Similarly, there’s very little doubt in my mind of the connection between Bill Schmalfeldt and Brett Kimberlin. Schmalfeldt is Brett Kimberlin’s pal, and that association has resulted in some folks referring to the Cabin Boy as an enabler of a pedophile or as a PedoPal. If the shoe fits, …

If Bill Schmalfeldt were capable of honestly reviewing the evidence, I believe that he would come to the same conclusion about Brett Kimberlin that I and many others have, and I believe that, given such an understanding, the Cabin Boy would jump ship.

So why does Schmalfledt stay on board?

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Schmalfeldt’s watched Kimberlin lose multiple defamation suits, including the one in which he sued Aaron Walker, Stacy McCain, Ali Akbar, and me for calling a pedophile (among other things) and failed to prove that we had said or written anything false about him.

So why has Schmalfeldt stayed on board?

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


One of the things that keeps tripping up Team Kimberlin (and especially the Cabin Boy™) is copyright. Five years ago today, Schamalfeldt was issued a bogus DMCA Threat which resulted in some images being temporarily taken down by Hogewash!‘s web host.

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Bill Schmalfeldt threatens to file a DMCA takedown notice over this image:Thecrew

The image is a parody of StarWar VI. Does he claim to own the rights to that film? Disney would contest that.

Does he claim to own the copyright on the image of Brett Kimberlin when he was arrested for impersonating a federal officer? Sorry, that is a public domain image.

Does he claim to own the copyright on the image of Neal Rauhauser? Fine. Produce an affidavit that he is the photographer or the purchase records of the rights.

Does he claim to own the copyright on the image of himself? Fine. Produce an affidavit that he is the photographer or the purchase records of the rights.

Does he claim to be the agent for any of the copyright holders? OK. Produce the documentation appointing him as the agent.

Otherwise, he should realize that filing a bogus DMCA claim could cause him to wind up in court as a defendant rather than a plaintiff. He’s already pushing his luck, but perhaps he wants to double down on stupid.

Perhaps I can get pro bono help from a blogger who helps others subject to bogus censorship …

UPDATE—I’m told that Bill Schmalfeldt has asked nicely that the picture be taken down. Who did he ask? Is he saying that he asked me?

UPDATE 2—Bill Schmalfeldt seems to think that because he is the subject of a photograph or because it was published on his website that he has a copyright on the picture. That’s not necessarily true. The copyright to a picture belongs to the photographer who takes the picture. Schmalfeldt has a copyright on the his website, but unless he took that picture himself, he would have no more ownership of it than he would of a quote from Mark Twain.

Remember, folks, I don’t own my headshot. I use it under license from the photographer who took the picture. He owns the copyright as Bill Schmalfeldt found out.

Furthermore, the parody image was not my creation. I have no rights to it other than permission from the artist to publish.

Schmalfeldt either needs to come up with proof that took the picture himself or that he acquired ownership of the copyright in some other way. Or he needs to knock it off.

UPDATE 3—I just pulled it out of the file to check. I have document signed by the President of the United States saying that I am a gentleman. Actually, an officer and a gentleman. And it’s signed by Richard Nixon. Oh well …

UPDATE 4—Once more, in simple words: The copyright to a work belongs to the creator of the work. The photographer owns the copyright photograph not the subject. The photographer who owns the copyright to my headshot sent the takedown notice on my headshot. Peter Ingemi requested that my image from his copyrighted video not be photoshopped into a pornographic picture. I have never claimed a copyright on any image of me published by Bill Schmalfeldt.

UPDATE 5—This will have to do for now:thecrew2

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The Cabin Boy’s™ Copyright Karma eventually caught up with him. During one of his sojourns as editor of Breitbart Umasked Bunny Billy Boy Brett Unread, he used material from Hogewash! in a post at BU. I filed a DMCA notice with BU‘s web host who informed BU that access to their site would be blocked for 10 days if they did not respond with a counter notice. A DCMA counter notice must contain information that will allow service of process. Rather than identify the owner or an agent for BU, the site was taken off shore.

Cowardly cowards gotta cower.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Team Kimberlin is predictably vain and stupidly so. The Gentle Reader may remember that Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Brett Unread has be quiet for the past three months. The Dread Deadbeat Publisher Kimberlin has been unable to find the time to deal with any of that unimportant news that’s been cluttering the Interwebz since mid April. But yesterday, a story too important to ignore hit.

After TDPK’s hearing about the Maryland Court of Appeals decision in the Walker v. Maryland, et al. case, a story (No, I won’t link to it.) was hurriedly published at BU. Of course, the post is a mostly inaccurate representation of what has happened, but it’s the comments following the post that are the real hoot with their silly disconnection from reality. I particularly enjoyed this one:LMAO! It’s almost as if they run that site for the sole purpose of being the objects of pointage, laughery, and mockification.

The Dread Deadbeat Pirate/Pro-Se/Publisher/Perofrmer/Prevaricator/Pedo Kimberlin and his crew should have cut there losses and quit. I’m not through with them yet.