Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


The crudity of Team Kimberlin’s lies is really quite pathetic. It’s almost like catching a kid with his hand in the cookie jar. This Prevarication Du Jour from five years ago today is an example of a whopper told by Mat Osborne (using the nom de cyber Xenophon) in a Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread post. All that was necessary to prove he was lying was to show copies of the two documents The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin’s filed with the court.

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Xenophon has more to say about Monday’s hearing in the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. nuisance lawsuit over at Breitbart Unmasked (No, I won’t link to it.).BU201401114aUh, huh.

Of course, they’re not. One is a black & white copy and the other is a color copy with a check marked added in the Restricted Delivery “Yes” box. The matching tracking numbers must be of no consequence.9871_a9871_b

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It’s been suggested that Osborne lies so much because he’s trying to establish a Joe Isuzu defense to any defamation claim. If his reputation for lying becomes so bad that no one believes him, then what he says can’t hurt anyone else’s reputation.

Nah. Not even Matt Osborne is stupid enough to try that. At least, I don’t think so.

 

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Yesterday evening, the peace of my Twitter feed was disturbed by tweets about a Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread post from 2013 peddling a story that Brett Kimberlin had said he had hired Ali Akbar to work as an undercover mole inside of the conservative political movement. The article (which now carries Matt Osborne’s byline) quotes a spokesman for Velvet Revolution (now known as Protect Our Elections/EMPR Inc.) as saying—

“We hired him in 2007, as soon as we heard of his van break-in,” said a spokesman for Velvet Revolution. “Our alert Democratic staffers identified him for exploitation as a fake conservative political activist. By insinuating himself closely with Republicans at all levels, we could one one day pull the mask off and do tremendous damage.

“That day has come,” the spokesman said before taking questions. The call, which took place on Skype, lasted twelve minutes and took place under condition of pseudonymity.

Under the code name ‘Operation Shebbab,’ Akbar would promise intense social media coverage and then fail to deliver it, stepping upwards with every failure by throwing fellow Republicans under the bus. The plot has worked far better than its conspirators had dared to hope.

“Setting up the fake nonprofits, well that was an important part of the plan,” Bob the Spokesman explained. “Brett Kimberlin is too busy running actual nonprofit organizations to bother running fake ones.”

That’s the same Ali Akbar who Brett Kimberlin sued less than six months later for “defamation, malicious prosecution, harassment, stalking, conspiracy, invasion of privacy, and intentional infliction of emotional distress.” Kimberlin lost that LOLsuit and two others he tried to bring against Ali. Of course, The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin’s claims in his LOLsuits contradict the story being spun by Bob the Spokesman in the BU post, so at least one of the tales isn’t true. My money would be on all of them being lies.

Does Team Kimberlin really want to stick with a claim that Brett Kimberlin hired someone to engage in a form of election interference? Really?

Team Kimberlin’s flailing around is becoming downright … I was gonna type “pitiful,” but I don’t pity the fools. My reaction is in line with Stacy McCain’s.The mockery continues.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Matt Osborne has wandered back into the news. He’s been quoted in the NYT as admitting to being a part of the Dry Alabama fake Russian bot scam that tried influence the recent special senatorial election in Alabama. Of course, Osborne is no stranger to spinning false narratives given his work as a writer and editor with Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread. This post from five years ago today called Silly Question Du Jour dealt with one Osborne’s false stories back when he was hiding behind the nom de cyber of Xenophon.

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Xenophon (the Troll) has another of his wacko posts up at Breitbart Unmasked (No, I won’t link to it.) in which he tries to connect me to various nefarious activities on the Interwebz.BU20140109Perhaps I should. By whom?

So far as I know, the only person who would be in a position to ask me questions in court would be The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin. (Bill Schmalfeldt might get a crack at me if I’m called as a witness at one of his trials. However, given the evidence that could be introduced from the record of the peace order extension hearing, my testimony might not be required. But I digress.) Why would Kimberlin think that questions about alleged interactions between me and Matt Osborne, William Ferguson, or Alex Brant-Zawadzki might be germane to either the state Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. lawsuit or the Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness? Is TDPK teamed with these folks? If he is, that would go toward proving the existence of Team Kimberlin, but, since TDPK’s suits claim that merely saying that Team Kimberlin exists defames him, he might not want to go down that path.

I have no knowledge of any of the stuff Xenophon has written about, but if TDPK wants to question me about the material in that post, I’d be happy to take his questions on the witness stand under oath. He would be opening the door to very interesting lines of inquiry by the defendants. He could expect some interesting related questions when he testifies in the RICO suit. (He isn’t banned from testifying in federal court.)

Oh, one more thing … I’ve never claimed to be a dramaturge, but I am a trained voice actor, and I am familiar with The Wasps. Thus, I’ll leave Xenophon with these words from Xanthias:

Your dream stinks vilely of old leather.

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There still has been no comment from Osborne’s buddies at Protect Our Elections/EMPR concerning election integrity issues and the Dry Alabama scam. However, a zombie commenter to one of yesterday’s posts has shared this link to a Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread post of an article Osborne published on LinkedIn. (The Gentle Reader may remember that the funding for the Dry Alabama scam came from the founder of LinkedIn.). Of course one can’t say for sure, but the reposting of that article certainly gives the appearance of endorsement of Osborne and his election interference by Team Kimberlin.

UPDATE—Oh, I see Mr. DownTwinkles is back. These posts must be getting under someone’s skin.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Team Kimberlin has routinely claimed that all the truthful things said and written about them were false narratives designed to smear and defame them. They’ve lost all of their LOLsuits filed over the past six, going on seven years, because they haven’t been able to prove what was said and written about them was false. In other words, they’re the one who have been caught lying. Six years ago today, I wrote about the pure falsity of Bill Schmalfeldt’s drivel in a post called I’m Gonna Need a New Bogometer.

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Gentle Readers, I check out websites such as Breitbart Unmasked (No, I won’t link to it.) so that you don’t have to. A few days ago, that site came alive again with Cabin Boy Bill Schmalfeldt writing the posts. While checking it out today, my bogometer overheated.

Ah, I notice a puzzled expression on some faces. What is this thing called a bogometer?

The elementary particle of bogosity is the bogon. A bogometer measures the bogon flux emitted from a statement. The unit of measure of bogosity is the gore (Go). Most propositions have some bit of truth behind them, so the unit commonly used is the milligore (mGo). A completely false statement (such as 2+2=3) will have a net bogon flux of +1 Go or +1,000 mGo. A completely true statement (such as 2+2=4) will have a net bogon flux of -1 Go or -1,000 mGo.

While reading CBBS’s material, my bogometer spent all the time in the red zone, mostly pegged at +1 Go and rarely falling below 900 mGo. It’s burnt out, and my browser’s BS filter will take several hours to finish draining.

I should have known this would happen. After all, it seems that Bill Schmalfeldt is a liar.

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The past six years have been tough on bogometers here at Hogewash! as I’ve followed the tales spun by Team Kimberlin. I quickly had to upgrade from industrial-quality units, and several weapons-grade bogometers have been overtaxed and failed.

As the LOLsuits have petered out (I thought they were for “the rest of their lives”) and as the Cabin Boy’s™ media employment options have dwindled, things have cooled down a bit. However, the bogon flux is still positive. For example the Cabin Boy™ is still wasting bandwidth over at Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread, so things aren’t over. Yet.

Stay tuned.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


I almost posted this in the I’m Not Making This Up, You Know series. GS-13 Editor Bill Schmalfeldt has demonstrated his total lack of self-awareness with this article at Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread.So the Lyin’ Lion of Lebanon wants to pontificate on morality. OK. Run with that.

Meanwhile, Hell’s Kitchen Kate was unavailable for comment.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


As of when I checked the Protect Our Elections/EMPR Inc and Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread websites last night, The Dread Deadbeat Protector Kimberlin has not yet published any information about he and his hackers contributed to protecting the gubernatorial elections in Georgia or Florida or the senate race in Florida from Russian influence. In fact, he’s been completely silent on the topic of protecting our elections for the past 30 days.

Inquiring minds want to know.