Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Yesterday’s TKPOTD was about Brett Kimberlin’s web footprint on one particular server. That post resulted in a whiny screed from the Cabin Boy™ at Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread that assumed that my TKPOTD post was challenging BU to a “Dick Measuring” contest. While BU is mentioned in passing, yesterday’s post isn’t about that website at all. The BU post is another shining example of the Cabin Boy’s™ poor reading comprehension.

The Cabin Boy’s™ post also displays Team Kimberlin’s insecurity, stating that BU would prefer to keep their zippers up. That’s quite understandable.

Non Sequitur Du Jour

Without even having to rely on one of his now infamous flow charts, the Cabin Boy™ has jumped to this conclusion—fmp201702040508zI’m not sure how a tuxedo has anything to do with that TKPOTD post or why concern about a tux triggered the mini Feltdown exchange among the Cabin Boy™, the BU Twitter account, and WhoIsNumberNone I found in my Twitter notifications this morning.


Oh, one more thing … one doesn’t wear white socks with a tuxedo.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Given the poor reading comprehension skills of the site’s GS-13 Editor, it’s not surprising that Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Bill Boy Unread would get the facts wrong and tweet this:bu201702010109zpopcorn4bkI don’t intend to quit discussing Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Bill Boy Unread. I will keep discussing them, but in the context of making fun of them. Nothing the Cabin Boy™ edits can be taken seriously anymore.


Dead Horse Du Jour

The Cabin Boy™ apparently doesn’t know The First Rule of Holes, i.e., when your in over your head, stop digging.fmp201701300030It’s been suggested to me that his continuing rant about plagiarism is a crackpot scheme aimed at creating a defense to the defamation claim in the lawsuit I’ve filed against him. The theory is that he’s trying to completely destroy his own credibility so that he can claim that since no one believes anything he says, his ravings can’t cause damage and, therefore, can’t be defamatory. I’m not sure I buy that. It’s too complicated even for one of the Cabin Boy’s™ harebrained schemes.

OTOH, it seems that even the Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread server doesn’t pay him any attention. Here’s where the link in his tweet goes—bu20170129

Do you have to make GS-14 in order to learn how to properly link to your own posts?

He Bravely Turned His Tail and Fled

When DMCA raised its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Bravest of the brave, Sir William!

Rather than obey U. S. copyright law, Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread has fled to an off shore server. So Marcus Crassus can talk tough hiding on a server in Iceland, but seems to be afraid to speak his mind here in America.


UPDATE—Lest the Plagiarism Polizei become excessively agitated, let me state that the short ditty above is a parody of the song about Brave Sir Robin from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Furthermore, the parody is not my creation. I saw it, or something very much like it, in a cartoon published by a cockroach.