Legal LULZ Du Jour


The Cabin Boy™ connected to Hogewash! at 12:20 ET this morning, and this string of tweets began at 12:24.He seems to be making safe predictions that I will be receiving legal paperwork (we are adverse parties in two lawsuits) and that the paperwork will be faulty (very likely if he is the source). Those tweets were his quick response to this morning’s TKPOTD. IIRC, the Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread article in question was published after the Cabin Boy™ was fired as editor in 2013, so it interesting that today’s TKPOTD would produce such a reaction. After all, Matt Osborne wrote the article, and The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin included it in his discovery.

BTW. if the Gentle Reader would like to know why the article is helpful to me, he can look here.

I published a blog post, and the Cabin Boy™ immediately reacted stupidly. Yep. Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


There’s a wildly inaccurate post over at Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread about the progress in Aaron Walker’s appeal of his cases against the State of Maryland and the Kimberlins. (No, I won’t link to it.) One of the bigger whoppers deals with the story behind an order denying on of one of Aaron’s motions.

Here’s what really happened—

Before the case went to trial in the Circuit Court, the Kimberlins filed material in publicly accessible documents that contained false and harassing information about Aaron’s wife. The material was also immaterial to the case. Judge Mason sealed the documents. Last April, the Kimberlins served a copy of a motion on Aaron which contained some of the same material. Because that was an improper breach of the seal ordered by Judge Mason, Aaron filed a motion to seal the Kimberlins’ improper motion breaching the lower court’s seal. (Note: I was considering posting a copy of what they served on Aaron, but I couldn’t complete the redactions in time for this scheduled blog post.)

However, in a reversal of their usual failures related to serve of court papers, the Kimberlins neglected to file the motion they had served on Aaron with the Court of Special Appeals. As can seen in the footnote in the order posted at Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread, the court found it had nothing to seal which is why it denied Aaron’s motion. That’s not a beatdown for Aaron or a victory for The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin. It’s a huge screw up on TDPK’s part.

#FakeNews

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Here’s some fun factoids about the Interwebz—That’s the complete list of the web domains using xeonhosting dot net for a nameserver as of 21:30 UTC yesterday. I’ll leave it to the Gentle Reader to note anything else these domains might have in common.

Meanwhile, we’re at T-minus 16 days and counting in the Hoge v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuit.

As I Expected …


As I expected, the Circuit Court denied my request for a default judgment against Breitbart Unmasked in the Hoge v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuit. As I also expected, the Cabin Boy™ appears to misunderstand the significance of that denial.One of the reasons The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt has lost every one of his LOLsuits is that he has never proceeded with his cases in an orderly manner, making sure that all of the necessary Is were dotted and Ts were crossed. Now that this formality is dispensed with, I can move on to … well, I’ll let the Cabin Boy™ watch his mailbox for the next court paper that might concern him.

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.