Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Today is the fourth anniversary of the false criminal charge filed against me by the Kimberlins being dropped because there was no evidence to support their allegations. Their criminal complaint was filed alleging that I had engaged in online harassment of Tetyana Kimberlin’s elder daughter by writing truthful things about Brett Kimberlin on the this blog and Twitter after both the District Court and Circuit Court had denied a peace order petition against me based on the same allegations. Four years ago today, I ran this post titled And In Other Legal News.

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The Montgomery County State’s Attorney has entered a nolle prosequi on the bogus criminal charge filed against me.NolleProssed20160624That case is now resolved in my favor. The companion charge filed against Aaron Walker has received the same disposition.

UPDATE—Qapla’

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And three years ago today, I ran this post titled Another One Bites the Dust.

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Yesterday, the Maryland Court of Appeals published the list of petitions for writs of certiorari it has denied for the month of June. Here’s an extract from the list.Cert denied 20160625This was The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s attempt to appeal the affirmation by the Court of Special Appeals of the defendants’ win in the Circuit Court, and it keeps his batting average perfect at .000.

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

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I’m not done with the Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin yet.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Even a flatworm will turn away from pain, but Team Kimberlin has been a glutton for punishment. Back in 2014, The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin lost the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. nuisance LOLsuit, and The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt withdrew LOLsuit I after two days, saw his counterclaims that made up LOLsuit II dismissed with prejudice, and was the subject of a second peace order. After all that, they were still exchanging the Worst Advice of the Year

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The Dimwitted Hipster is leading the Cabin Boy™ astray.DemHip201412302152Z

Murum aries attigit.

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2015 wasn’t a good year for Team Kimberlin either. TDPK lost the RICO Madness LOLsuit and saw his untimely appeal of that case turned away by the Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals. He filed his RICO Retread LOLsuit in state court, and a bunch of the defendants in that case were dismissed before year’s end. He filed a bogus peace order petition against me which was denied—as was his appeal of the denial—and the false criminal charge he filed against me was dropped. He also filed the RICO II: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit which spilled over into 2016.

2015 went no better for the Cabin Boy™. LOLsuit III was dismissed by the U.S. District Court for lack of jurisdiction, LOLsuit IV was dismissed by the Circuit Court of Howard County for improper venue and failure to serve most of the defendants, and LOLsuit V was voluntarily dismissed with prejudice by Schmalfeldt when he fled from Maryland to Wisconsin.

2016 saw TDPK lose his appeal of the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. LOLsuit, the RICO II: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit and its appeal and the Kimberlin v. McConnell LOLsuit and its appeal. His petition for a writ of mandamus to force Judge Hazel to modify the protective order in the RICO Retread LOLsuit was denied by the Fourth Circuit, and that court sanction him for including me in his frivolous appeal of RICO II. Meanwhile, the Cabin Boy™ lost LOLsuits VI and VII.

As 2017 grinds to a halt, Kimberlin has lost his appeal of the RICO Retread LOLsuit in the Maryland Court of Special Appeals and has withdrawn his appeal of the RICO II Retread LOLsuit from that court. The Cabin Boy™ has just had LOLsuit VIII booted by the U.S. District Court for the District of South Carolina for lack of personal jurisdiction over the defendants.

2018 is coming. Stay tuned.

Murum aries attigit.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


The Gentle Reader may have noticed that I have not been posting much related to bogus criminal charge filed against me in Montgomery County. That’s mostly because I haven’t yet been served with the charging document, so the State hasn’t informed me of the specification of the charge. I know offense I’m charged with committing, but I don’t know how the State alleges I did it.

After my lawyer is served with the charging document and we have had an opportunity to review it, I may be able to comment.