Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
—Ambrose Bierce
Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
—Ambrose Bierce
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.
—Ambrose Bierce
INSURRECTION, n. An unsuccessful revolution. Disaffection’s failure to substitute misrule for bad government.
—Ambrose Bierce
Politeness is the most acceptable hypocrisy.
—Ambrose Bierce
Insurance—an ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to enjoy the comfortable conviction that he is beating the man who keeps the table.
—Ambrose Bierce
Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance.
—Ambrose Bierce
Trial. A formal inquiry designed to prove and put upon record the blameless characters of judges, advocates and jurors.
—Ambrose Bierce