I think so, Brain … but is he sufficiently competent to be declared insane?

I think so, Brain … but imagine the trouble we’d be in if he was actually competent.

I think so, Brain … but have you noticed that the loudness level of his speeches are inversely proportional to their truthfulness?

I think so, Brain … but at least he wasn’t wearing a black shirt.

I think so, Brain … but sometimes actions lie louder than words

I think so, Brain … but the bullets in Inspector Callahan’s .44 Magnum are actually 11 mm.

I think so, Brain … but wait till he finds out about 10 mm bullets.

I think so, Brain … but he’s really doing the work of two men. The question is whether they’re Laurel and Hardy or Beavis and Butthead.

I think so, Brain … but in America anyone can become President. Its one of the risks we take.

I think so, Brain … but have you noticed that for some politicians the shortest distance between two points is a downward spiral?

I think so, Brain … the solstice was a 10:59 this morning, but last winter’s discontent has continued since January without a break.

I think so, Brain … but is he competent enough to be declared insane?

I think so, Brain … but what is he building back? And why is that better?

I think so, Brain … but there’s a certain kind of balance in promising competence and delivering disaster.

I think so, Brain … but why elect someone who the blondes will tell jokes about?

I think so, Brain … but what if it really is a sock puppet account?

I think so, Brain … but maybe he picked the wrong week to quit sniffing hair.

I think so, Brain … but one could say his successes are becoming more selective.

I think so, Brain … but the Inner Party has certainly miscast the role of Big Brother.

I think so, Brain … but did he really order two scoops of Abandon Mint?