Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Today is the fourth anniversary of The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin’s filing the Kimberlin v. Hunton & Williams, et al. RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit. Three years ago, The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt’s LOLsuit VI: The Undiscovered Krendler was in the motions to dismiss phase. Here’s another twofer from three years ago today, the TKPOTD and a Legal LULZ Du Jour.

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It’s easy to make fun of the Cabin Boy™ when he writes the punchlines of the jokes.RD201603152007ZThe veracity of his briefs?

How veracious is his claim the Brett Kimberlin isn’t a convicted terrorist? Brett Kimberlin engaged a serial bombing campaign that terrorized the town of Speedway, Indiana. He sued Aaron Walker, Stacy McCain, Ali Akbar, and me for a million dollars, claiming that we engaged in false light invasion of privacy by calling him a terrorist. He lost that lawsuit.

How veracious is his claim that Brett Kimberlin isn’t responsible for the death of Carl DeLong? An Indiana trial jury found him responsible, and the Indiana Supreme Court upheld their verdict.

How veracious is his claim that Aaron Walker is currently a defendant in yet another Kimberlin LOLsuit? Aaron was dismissed from the RICO Retread LOLsuit on a mix of motions for dismissal for failure to state a claim and for summary judgment back in January.

How veracious is … oh, you get the point. Bill Schmalfeldt is a liar.

One does not simply lie in a declaration to the court and expect not to get burned.

One more thing … Bill Schmalfeldt is an adjudicated harasser and an adjudicated cyberstalker of a minor child. While I take no pleasure in writing that statement, I have a certain appreciation for its irony. You see, Gentle Reader, Bill Schmalfeldt was among the cyberthugs who were engaging in online defamation of me just about this time last year, claiming that I had engaged in online harassment of a teenage girl. Their story was false, and both the civil and criminal actions filed against me fizzled. OTOH, the Cabin Boy™ now has collected a total of nine restraining/peace/no-contact orders issued by courts in five states, and one of them protects a three-year old kid.

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IIRC, it was the Cabin Boy™ who used a declaration from Brett Kimberlin as an exhibit supporting a motion.

One does not simply lie in a declaration to the court and expect not to get burned.

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The Truth is out there, but the Cabin Boy™ has no idea where.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

The TKPOTD from two years ago today dealt with some of Team Kimberlin’s failures to intimidate me with their false narratives and quickly abandoned websites. BTW, this post is TKPOTD 2176.

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The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin complains about this feature and its daily focus on him, the other members of Team Kimberlin, and their activities. According to this post’s URL which WordPress auto increments, this is TKPOTD number 1450.

hogewatch-dot-comTeam Kimberlin’s online pushback has been quite ineffective. The hogewash dot net website they put up didn’t last long, and the obscene pictures posted there by the Cabin Boy™ wound up as evidence supporting the renewal of the first peace order against him. In fact, none of their online campaigns against me have lasted more than a few days, and all have fizzled. Some never got off the ground; hogewatch dot com, for example, is a blank site. There’s a Hoge Watch tab over at Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread, but the Cabin Boy™ only posted to it for a couple of weeks, and he appears to have lost interest in it.

Failing failures gotta fail.

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Team Kimberlin has let Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread go fallow several times. In fact, it’s been almost three months since the site had a new post. However, I’m told that there may be someone available to work with the site. Very soon.

We’ll see.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

One of the complaints that The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin whined about in his LOLsuits was that he was portrayed in cartoons as a Nazi. When I first received a filing with one of those complaints, my irony meter burned out. After all, it was the National Socialist’s who perfected the PR tactic of telling big lies over and over to try to people to believe them. Brett Kimberlin repeats lies, even after he’s be caught and publicly called out on them. The TKPOTD from four years ago today dealt with one of his favorite tall tales.

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This is from paragraph 45 of The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s omnibus opposition to motions to dismiss his second amended compliant in the Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness.ECF 231-45That’s a lie.

res_judicata_mugsThe Gentle Reader can look at the surveillance video of the incident and see that Aaron Walker didn’t strike Kimberlin. TDPK tried use the alleged assault as the basis for a peace order against Aaron, and the court found that no assault occurred. Additionally, the alleged assault was the basis of one of the claims made in TDPK’s Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. nuisance lawsuit—which he lost on all counts.

The question of whether Aaron Walker assaulted Brett Kimberlin is a settled matter. He didn’t do it.

Res Judicata.

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TLDR: Brett Kimberlin is a liar.

A Happy Memory

While I was going through the blog reviewing material for another post, I found this post from Valentine’s Day, 2013.The first flower I bought for her was a single pink carnation as a Valentine’s Day gift forty years ago in 1979.

A New Ultima Thule Picture

This image, taken during the New Year’s flyby of Ultima Thule, the first small Kuiper Belt Object ever explored by a spacecraft. This image was taken when the KBO was 6,700 km from the New Horizons spacecraft. The original image with resolution of 135 m per pixel was stored in the spacecraft’s data memory and transmitted to Earth on the 18th and 19th of January. A process known as deconvolution was used to enhance the image.

The oblique lighting reveals new topographic details along the day/night boundary near the top. There several small pits as large as 700 m in diameter. The large circular feature, about 7 km across on the smaller lobe, appears to be a deep depression. Evidence as to whether these are impact craters or other sorts of features is inconclusive for now.

Image Credits: NASA / JHUASPL / SWRI