Today is the fourth anniversary of The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin’s filing the Kimberlin v. Hunton & Williams, et al. RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit. Three years ago, The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt’s LOLsuit VI: The Undiscovered Krendler was in the motions to dismiss phase. Here’s another twofer from three years ago today, the TKPOTD and a Legal LULZ Du Jour.
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It’s easy to make fun of the Cabin Boy™ when he writes the punchlines of the jokes.
The veracity of his briefs?
How veracious is his claim the Brett Kimberlin isn’t a convicted terrorist? Brett Kimberlin engaged a serial bombing campaign that terrorized the town of Speedway, Indiana. He sued Aaron Walker, Stacy McCain, Ali Akbar, and me for a million dollars, claiming that we engaged in false light invasion of privacy by calling him a terrorist. He lost that lawsuit.
How veracious is his claim that Brett Kimberlin isn’t responsible for the death of Carl DeLong? An Indiana trial jury found him responsible, and the Indiana Supreme Court upheld their verdict.
How veracious is his claim that Aaron Walker is currently a defendant in yet another Kimberlin LOLsuit? Aaron was dismissed from the RICO Retread LOLsuit on a mix of motions for dismissal for failure to state a claim and for summary judgment back in January.
How veracious is … oh, you get the point. Bill Schmalfeldt is a liar.
One does not simply lie in a declaration to the court and expect not to get burned.
One more thing … Bill Schmalfeldt is an adjudicated harasser and an adjudicated cyberstalker of a minor child. While I take no pleasure in writing that statement, I have a certain appreciation for its irony. You see, Gentle Reader, Bill Schmalfeldt was among the cyberthugs who were engaging in online defamation of me just about this time last year, claiming that I had engaged in online harassment of a teenage girl. Their story was false, and both the civil and criminal actions filed against me fizzled. OTOH, the Cabin Boy™ now has collected a total of nine restraining/peace/no-contact orders issued by courts in five states, and one of them protects a three-year old kid.
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IIRC, it was the Cabin Boy™ who used a declaration from Brett Kimberlin as an exhibit supporting a motion.
One does not simply lie in a declaration to the court and expect not to get burned.
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The Truth is out there, but the Cabin Boy™ has no idea where.
Team Kimberlin’s online pushback has been quite ineffective. The hogewash dot net website they put up didn’t last long, and the obscene pictures posted there by the Cabin Boy™ wound up as evidence supporting the renewal of the first peace order against him. In fact, none of their online campaigns against me have lasted more than a few days, and all have fizzled. Some never got off the ground; hogewatch dot com, for example, is a blank site. There’s a Hoge Watch tab over at 
The first flower I bought for her was a single pink carnation as a Valentine’s Day gift forty years ago in 1979.
This image, taken during the New Year’s flyby of Ultima Thule, the first small Kuiper Belt Object ever explored by a spacecraft. T