Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign


Johnny is off down the coast doing some surf fishing while also following up on some missing persons work. He said we should recycle this episode from last year—
Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype rings once. Telephone receiver picked up.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

BRADSHAW: (Telephone Filter) Atsign, it’s Bradshaw

JOHNNY: Hello, Lieutenant. To what do I owe the pleasure?

BRADSHAW: (Telephone Filter) I’ve got a job for you, or rather, a referral if you want it.

JOHNNY: Are you sure you called the right number?

BRADSHAW: (Telephone Filter) I hate to admit it, but, yeah, this one’s right down your alley.

JOHNNY: OK. Tell me more.

MUSIC: Theme up and under.

ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

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Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


On 31 March, the Cabin Boy™ emailed me a copy the official change of address form that submitted to the Circuit Court to advise the Clerk of his Clinton, Iowa, address. On 3 April, I served court papers on the Cabin Boy™ by mail using the address he provided on that form. According to the USPS tracking information for the package, it was put in the Cabin Boy’s™ mailbox on the 5th.

However, on 20 April, the Clinton, Iowa, Post Office processed it for return. I received it back on the 22nd, marked: RETURN TO SENDER. ATTEMPTED—NOT KNOWN. UNABLE TO FORWARD.

Maybe the postman should have looked under the porch.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


The Kimberlins alleged in their most recent filing that I did not moderate any of the comments submitted for the 17 April, 2017, TKPOTD. They are wrong. In fact, I deleted three comments. Two failed to meet my standards for decorum. One made a comment about a member of someone’s family who I consider to be off-limits. I also didn’t let two comments from a newbie through moderation because they were obscene.

The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin seems to be making it up as he goes along, and he isn’t doing a very good job of piecing together a believable story.

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

Blognet


MUSIC: Theme. Intro and fade under.

NARRATOR: Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to hear is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.

MUSIC: Up, then under …

NARRATOR: You’re a Detective Sergeant. You’re assigned to Internet Detail. A cyberstalker is accusing bloggers of stalking him and has claimed that one of the bloggers has engaged in vandalism. Your job … get the facts.

MUSIC: Up then under …

ANNOUNCER: Blognet … the documented drama of an actual case. For the next few minutes, in cooperation with the Twitter Town Sheriff’s Department, you will travel step by step on the side of the good guys through an actual case transcribed from official files. From beginning to end, from crime to punishment, Blognet is the story of the good guys in action.

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