Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


One of the recurring themes of pointage, laughery, and mockification directed at Team Kimberlin is their massive incompetence with litigation. The TKPOTD from two years ago today dealt with one instance of The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin’s poor witness examination technique.

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Here’s one more example of The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s ineptitude in the courtroom. During the District Court hearing for the peace order petition he filed against me in 2015, he tried to use tweets sent by someone else with my name attached to them as evidence that I had commented on a post about Tetyana Kimberlin’s elder daughter. I didn’t authenticate the tweets during the District Court trial, and he tried to recycle them during the Walker v. Kimberlin, et al. trial last year.

MR. KIMBERLIN: I’m going to show you Exhibit 31.

MR. HOGE: Oh, yeah, these are the forged comments that you tried to introduce in the peace order hearing back in March of 2015.

MR. KIMBERLIN: Do you recognize that one?

MR. HOGE:  I–

THE COURT: He just said that they’re forged, so he can’t authenticate them.

MR. HOGE: I cannot authenticate it; they’re forged.

THE COURT: Give them to the clerk, please, they’ve been marked.

Failing failures gotta fail.

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Not only did I get the fact that Kimberlin was trying to use forger evidence before the judge and the jury, but I also managed to let them know that he’d be caught trying the same stunt before.

Never ask a witness an answer to a question that you don’t know the answer to.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


This episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign first ran five years ago today.

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Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype rings once.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) Good evening, Johnny.

JOHNNY: Well, hello!

RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) I think you want to log in to PACER.

JOHNNY: PACER? What’s up?

RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) The Bomber’s filing more stuff in that RICO lawsuit.

JOHNNY: Today? I just checked PACER. There’s nothing new today.

RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) You looked in the Maryland system. Run a search in the Eastern District of Virginia.

MUSIC: Theme up and under.

ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

MUSIC: Theme up to music out. Continue reading

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Today is the fourth anniversary of a post at Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread by Matt Osborne trying to put a positive spin on the false peace order petition Brett Kimberlin filed against me on behalf of Tetyana Kimberlin’s elder daughter. He ended his post with this paragraph—

How will Hoge cope with being an adjudicated stalker of teenage girls? How will a six-month peace order affect his gun permit, or his employment at the Goddard Space Flight Center? These are the questions BU will ask and try
to answer. Stay tuned!

Ask stupid questions and you’ll get unexpected answers, Bunny Boy.

I’ve never had to cope with being an adjudicated stalker because both a District Court and a Circuit Court judge saw through Kimberlin’s lies. Even if the peace order had gone through, it wouldn’t have affected a Maryland gun permit, but since Maryland is a may-issue (read, won’t-issue) state, I don’t have a Maryland carry permit. I was told that the peace order petition and the Kimberlin and Schmalfeldt emails to NASA did result in criminal investigations being opened, but I was not a target.

Because they didn’t fit Kimberlin’s false narrative, BU never published the answers to those questions.

BTW, Osborne’s post was still up as of 9:30 pm, 8 March, 2019.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Only one of The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin’s LOLsuits against me ever made it to trial. The TKPOTD for two years ago today dealt with one of my favorite moments of that trial.

One of the rules for questioning a witness is to never ask a question that you don’t already know the answer to. Another is don’t ask question that help the other side. Yet another is don’t ask questions that hurt your side. TDPK hit a trifecta.

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Yesterday, a commenter alluded to this bit of incompetent litigation by The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin that occurred during the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. LOLsuit trial.

MR. KIMBERLIN: Okay, now when you call me a pedophile repeatedly —

MR. WALKER: Uh-huh.

MR. KIMBERLIN: You must have some basis for that. Tell me what you tell the jury why you know, why you think that’s true? And where is the truth, where is the evidence?

MR. WLAKER: Okay, well it’s a number of different things. First of all I read Mark Singer’s book on Citizen K, the authorized —

MR. KIMBERLIN: Your Honor, first of all —

THE COURT: It’s your question.

MR. KIMBERLIN: I understand.

THE COURT: You asked the question.

MR. KIMBERLIN: I understand.

Go ahead.

MR. WALKER: And in that book it discusses how you had a very questionable relationship with a young girl. He identifies her as Jessica Barton. Her real name I have since learned is [redacted]. She was 10 years old when you came into her life according to Singer. And it also, by the way, this is backed up by Indianapolis Star newspaper articles I’ve also read. She was 10 years old when she came into your life. She was 14 years old when you left it, I think I understand when you were arrested for the series of bombings you committed and you were convicted of.

And Aaron proceeded to spend most of the next 15 minutes or so outlining for the jury what his reasons were to believe that Brett Kimberlin was a pedophile.

Of course, TDPK’s stupid mistake didn’t really wind up affecting the jury’s deliberations; they never got the case. Judge Johnson granted a directed verdict for the defendants after TDPK rested his case because he never presented a “scintilla” (the judge’s word) of evidence that Aaron Walker, Stacy McCain, Ali Akbar, or I had defamed him.

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Sometimes things proceed even better than I have foreseen.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Five years ago today, I ran this post titled Brett Kimberlin, Racketeer? when it came out that he was trying to get control over the National Bloggers Club.

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It appears that The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin has reverted to being The Dread Pirate Kimberlin and has taken steps to attempt to achieve control of the National Bloggers Club. Since TDPK alleges that the NBC is a racketeering enterprise, I suppose Kimberlin intends to add its nefarious operations to his existing suite of corporate entities.

Also, is he now suing himself?

This may get to be interesting.

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His futile attempt to get any control over the National Bloggers Club is classic example of his failure to think his plans through. No wonder he’s lost at almost every turn.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Parkinson’s Disease is a degenerative neurological illness that never gets better. The episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign that first aired two years ago today dealt with an investigation of an alleged Parkinson’s sufferer.

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ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype rings once. Receiver picked up.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

ZOMBIE: (Telephone Filter) Good evening, Johnny. It’s Pete Candler.

JOHNNY: Hi. How’s life among the undead?

ZOMBIE: (Telephone Filter) Just shuffling along, I guess, but there’s been an interesting development by a certain big lake.

JOHNNY: Really?

ZOMBIE: (Telephone Filter) Yes, and some photo reconnaissance may be in order.

MUSIC: Theme up and under.

ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

MUSIC: Theme up to music out. Continue reading