Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

One of the ways that Team Kimberlin has tried to harass its perceived enemies is by contacting third parties (employers, friends) with lies. In one case that I wrote about six years ago today, Bill Schmalfeldt tried Appealing to a Higher Authority.

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NQ201601220042ZI’m not surprised that a religious person would make his spiritual advisor aware of a stressful problem such as ongoing harassment from the Cabin Boy™. I’d be more surprised if Patrick Grady hadn’t sought spiritual support from his church family. I have from mine. Bill Schmalfeldt has no idea how many people are praying for him and the people he harasses and for justice.

The Cabin Boy™ claims to be a Catholic. I wonder how long it’s been since he went to confession and actually confessed?

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After Kimberlin’s initial victory getting Aaron Walker fired by frightening his employer with the possibility of terrorist violence because of Aaron’s involvement with Everybody Dray Mohammed, we been wise to the tactic and have worked vigorously to make sure it failed every time since.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

This episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign first ran eight years ago today.

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Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Cell phone rings.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

ZOA: (Telephone Filter) Johnny, it’s Zoa. I’m going to need some more help.

JOHNNY: (Firmly) I’m fishing.

ZOA: (Telephone Filter) I know. It’s opening day for Rockfish, but something came up in the trial today. We need to run it down quickly.

JOHNNY: (Disappointed) OK. I’ll head back in.

SOUND: Outboard motor starting.

MUSIC: Theme up and under.

ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

MUSIC: Theme up to music out. Continue reading

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

One of the way I could tell that a particular bit of coverage had gotten under Team Kimberlin’s skin was an increase in lame attempts to harass or insult me or members of my family. Their efforts always backfired on them. Bill Schmalfeldt’s effort seven years ago today was crazy I told him Feel Free to Make a Bigger Fool of Yourself.

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Here’s one of the Team Kimberlin comments so far this afternoon.TK210501191932ZGo ahead. Post the stuff on Facebook. Mrs. Hoge’s friends all know her and will be certain that the she isn’t the source of any of your filth. While you’ll disgust some people, you won’t embarrass her. You’ll simply show yourself to be a creeptastic fool.

You’re gonna need a good-sized bandage for you own foot.

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Emails about me sent to Mrs. Hoge’s colleagues on the Forestry Board, some of whom were state employees, wound up attracting the attention of a law enforcement agency. But that’s another story.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

This is one of my favorite episodes of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign.

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Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype rings once.

JOHNNY: (Telephone Filter) Johnny Atsign.

DD: (Telephone Filter) Good morning, Mr. Atsign, my name is Dinah Daley.

JOHNNY: Yes. How can I help you?

DD: (Telephone Filter) I believe you have some experience with investigations dealing with a fellow know as The Grouch.

JOHNNY: Yes, I do. Quite a bit, actually.

DD: (Telephone Filter) I may wish to hire you to get some more, Mr. Atsign.

JOHNNY: Well, that is how I make my living, and if we’ll be working together, please call me Johnny.

DD: (Telephone Filter) OK, Johnny. Let me explain.

MUSIC: Theme up and under.

ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

MUSIC: Theme up to music out. Continue reading

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

This episode of Blogsmoke first appeared eight years ago today.

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Blogsmoke

SOUND: MODEM CONNECTING FADES UP TO FULL MIKE—SINGLE SHOT—RICHOCHET

MUSIC: UP AND UNDER—RECORDED—CUT 1

ANNOUNCER: (VOICE OVER MUSIC) Around Twitter Town and in the territory of the net—there’s just one way to handle the harassers and the stalkers—and that’s with an Internet Sheriff and the smell of “BLOGSMOKE”!

MUSIC: THEME HITS: FULL BROAD SWEEP AND UNDER—RECORDED—CUT 2

ANNOUNCER: “BLOGSMOKE” starring W. J. J. Hoge. The story of the trolling that moved into the young Internet—and the story of a man who moved against it. (MUSIC: OUT)

JOHN: I’m that man, John Hoge, Internet Sheriff—the first man they look for and the last they want to meet. It’s a chancy job—and it makes a man watchful … and a little lonely.

MUSIC: MAIN TITLE—RECORDED—CUT 3 Continue reading

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

It appeared that the initial reason for Brett Kimberlin’s lawfare campaign against people truthfully report on him and his activities was to silence his critics. However, he quickly began trying to use discovery in the LOLsuits as fishing expeditions to dig up what he hoped would be dirt on his perceived enemies. The TKPOTD for six years ago today dealt with one of his failed attempts to use confidential discovery material improperly.

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The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin has filed yet another motion attempting to breach the confidentiality of the discovery material provide by Patterico in the Kimberlin v. Frey RICO Remnant LOLsuit. The most recent bit of nonsense was filed in the Kimberlin v. Team Themis, et al. RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit.

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Judge Hazel never budged and continued to enforce the protective order he issued in the Frey case. I became tangled in the Frey discovery process and wound up being bound by the protective order also. Kimberlin tried to improperly use some of the Frey discovery against me in the Hoge v. Kimberlin, et al. suit. He didn’t, and even if he had, I doubt that it would have helped him. I can’t describe the material, but I can say that I would have used it myself if I hadn’t been subject to the protective order.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

It was six years ago today that RICO Retread LOLsuit Dismissed Against Aaron Walker was a headline here at Hogewash!.

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A member of the Vast Hogewash Research Organization has picked up a copy of Judge Mason’s most recent ruling in the Kimberlin v. National Bloggers Club, et al. (II) RICO Retread LOLsuit. The case has been completely dismissed with prejudice against Aaron Walker. The bases for dismissal were res judicata and failure to state a claim upon which relief can be granted.

Qapla’!

A copy of the order is en route to Westminster, and I will scan it and post it as soon as it arrives.

UPDATE—Here is Judge Mason’s opinion and order:

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Qapla’ indeed.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

This episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign first ran seven years ago today.

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Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype ringing once. Handset picked up.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

ZOA: (Telephone Filter) Johnny, it’s Zoa. How’s that report coming.

JOHNNY: Check your email. I set you a final draft a couple of minutes ago.

ZOA: (Telephone Filter) Ah hah. It just popped up.

JOHNNY: OK. I’ll drop a hard copy off at your office in the morning. Will you need me for the trial?

ZOA: (Telephone Filter) I don’t think so. I’ll get in touch if I do.

JOHNNY: I’ll keep the date open just in case.

MUSIC: Theme up and under.

ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

MUSIC: Theme up to music out. Continue reading

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

This site isn’t the only one on the Interwebz which has poked fun at Team Kimberlin. The TKPOTD for seven years ago reposted this—

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Kimberlin Unmasked [dead link] posted this on Saturday.KU20150110Yes, that’s an interesting connection.

Hmmmmm.

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I miss the cockroach.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Today is the tenth anniversary of the altercation outside of Courtroom 9D in the Montgomery County Circuit Courthouse which led to Brett Kimberlin’s false claims that he had been assaulted by Aaron Walker. The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin sought to use that imaginary assault as the basis of a peace order against Aaron, and a court hearing his petition found that no assault occurred.

TDPK has continued to use his story of being assaulted by Aaron as a part of various civil suits, submitting apparently inconsistent medical records in those cases. None of Kimberlin’s lawsuits claiming that Aaron assaulted (or battered) him survived a motion to dismiss.

He also included his story of the imaginary assault sending him to the hospital in the 2013 Application for Statement of Charges that he filed against Aaron. When Aaron sued for malicious prosecution, the jury found that Kimberlin had lied about being sent to the hospital.

Perhaps the biggest problem TDPK has had in peddling his tale is the existence of security camera video of the incident which shows that Aaron did not “deck” him as he initially claimed. Of course, the existence of contrary documentary evidence has rarely been a barrier to Kimberlin’s outrageous allegations against his perceived enemies, and that jury’s finding that he lied about his “assault” has no more squelched his telling the tale that did the judge’s finding almost ten years ago that no assault occurred.

Kimberlin has followed a similar pattern in his failed attempts to respin the case history of the Speedway Bomblings with imaginary tales of corrupt cops and prosecutors and of being held as a political prisoner.

Plus ça change

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Say, I have;t seen any coverage of The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin’s recent loss in the Court of Appeals over at Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread. They promised to keep us informed of his legal saga, but it’s now been over three years since the site had any new material. However, this post of News from Minitrue that ran eight years ago today is probably the sort thing we would have seen from BU.

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Baghdad Blob sez—BaghdadBlob20140108a

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I’m pleased that Hogewash! isn’t the only site covering this story.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day (A Few Hours Early)

I would usually hold this to post until just after midnight, but I feel like sharing this good news right away.

The Court of Appeals for the Seventh Circuit has affirmed the denial by a U.S. District Court of Brett Kimberlin’s petition for a writ of coral nobis seeking to set aside some of his Speedway Bombing convictions. His convictions stand.

Kimberlin still has another appeal related to the Speedway Bomblings pending at the Seventh Circuit.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

This episode of Blogsmoke first ran five years ago today.

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BlogsmokeSOUND: MODEM CONNECTING FADES UP TO FULL MIKE—SINGLE SHOT—RICHOCHET

MUSIC: UP AND UNDER—RECORDED—CUT 1

ANNOUNCER: (VOICE OVER MUSIC) Around Twitter Town and in the territory of the net—there’s just one way to handle the harassers and the stalkers—and that’s with an Internet Sheriff and the smell of “BLOGSMOKE”!

MUSIC: THEME HITS: FULL BROAD SWEEP AND UNDER—RECORDED—CUT 2

ANNOUNCER: “BLOGSMOKE” starring W. J. J. Hoge. The story of the trolling that moved into the young Internet—and the story of a man who moved against it. (MUSIC: OUT)

JOHN: I’m that man, John Hoge, Internet Sheriff—the first man they look for and the last they want to meet. It’s a chancy job—and it makes a man watchful … and a little lonely.

MUSIC: MAIN TITLE—RECORDED—CUT 3 Continue reading

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

After Brett Kimberlin started filing defamation LOLsuits against people writing truthful things about him, Bill Schmalfeldt tried to get into the act as well. He tried several attempts at crowd funding. All of them failed. This post from eight years ago today was about Baghdad Blob’s New Bleg.

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As some of you may remember, Bill Schmalfeldt tried to raise $10,000 last year to fund a lawsuit against me. He received no donations. This year, he’s going first class and has a blegging campaign going to raise $25,000 (No, I won’t link to it.) As of the drafting of this post, he hasn’t raised a dime.

The following is from his appeal:

[O]ne individual was successful in getting a “peace order” against me. This gave the “Google Bombers” leave to refer to me as an adjudicated harasser. I am appealing that decision in Maryland’s highest courts.

The finding in Hoge v. Schmalfeldt that he harassed me was the basis for the peace order being issued. Schmalfeldt has already appealed the Circuit Court’s decision to the Maryland Court of Appeals (the state’s highest court) and his petition for a writ of certiorari was denied. All of his state appeals are exhausted, so, unless he is planning to file a petition for a writ of certiorari with the Supreme Court of the United States on or before 19 January, that matter is decided. After that deadline, his last opportunity for appeal will have expired. Schmalfeldt often confuses one legal term with another. It may be that what he really means is that he’s appealing the six-month extension of the peace order. Whatever the case, Bill Schmalfeldt has been adjudicated a harasser, and, after 19 January, that will be unappealably final. Game over.

The Cabin Boy also writes that

I can’t find an attorney willing to represent me on a contingency …

which isn’t surprising. He has no real case. If he did, he could easily find a lawyer who would be willing to represent him on a fee-contingent basis.

… and filing a lawsuit pro se is beyond my means and ability.

That, at least, shows that he may have learned something from his foray into pro se litigation during the hearings on his motion to modify the peace order and my motion to extend it.

#Fail.

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Of course all eight of his LOLsuits failed as well.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

This episode of Blogsmoke first ran eight years ago today.

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Blogsmoke

SOUND: MODEM CONNECTING FADES UP TO FULL MIKE—SINGLE SHOT—RICHOCHET

MUSIC: UP AND UNDER—RECORDED—CUT 1

ANNOUNCER: (VOICE OVER MUSIC) Around Twitter Town and in the territory of the net—there’s just one way to handle the harassers and the stalkers—and that’s with an Internet Sheriff and the smell of “BLOGSMOKE”!

MUSIC: THEME HITS: FULL BROAD SWEEP AND UNDER—RECORDED—CUT 2

ANNOUNCER: “BLOGSMOKE” starring W. J. J. Hoge. The story of the trolling that moved into the young Internet—and the story of a man who moved against it. (MUSIC: OUT)

JOHN: I’m that man, John Hoge, Internet Sheriff—the first man they look for and the last they want to meet. It’s a chancy job—and it makes a man watchful … and a little lonely.

MUSIC: MAIN TITLE—RECORDED—CUT 3 Continue reading

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

TheGrandHogEvery time Team Kimberlin tried to spin up a new narrative, I’ve quickly taken control of it away from them. For example, when Bill Schmalfeldt stole an image of me from a video posted by Peter Ingemi and used it in tweets and posts tagging me as “The Grand Hog,” I responded with this post In Re The Grand Hog.

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Oink!

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I’m still selling The Grand Hog merchandise at The Hogewash Store.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Four years ago yesterday, I posted a list of the kinds of operating systems that were being used by people viewing Hogewash!. Four years ago today, I posted this about An Interesting Change.

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Yesterday, I posted a brief description of some of the types of operating systems used on device that have connected to Hogewash! recently. I mentioned that one visitor was using a PS 4. That user is now attempting to mask the operating system of his device.

Hmmmm.

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From time to time, I’ve posted about the rules of English grammar dealing with gender, noting that the form for the indefinite (i.e., sex unknown) gender is the same as the masculine. With that in mind and with new information available, I should change the above to read “her device” rather than “his device.”

The Gentle Readers who have been following The Saga of Team Kimberlin for four or more years will likely understand why this change makes that post part of The Saga.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

This episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign is from eight years ago today.

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Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype Ringing Once. Handset picked up.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

STRIDER: (Telephone Filter) Johnny, it’s Strider.

JOHNNY: Good morning!

STRIDER: (Telephone Filter) I’m calling to remind you of the hearing today.

JOHNNY: Is it still on?

STRIDER: (Telephone Filter) Yes. The Grouch can’t be there, and the Judge should grant a continuance, but you need to be there as a witness in case the judge goes ahead anyway.

JOHNNY: OK. I’ll meet you at the courthouse just before 1.

MUSIC: Theme up and under.

ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

MUSIC: Theme up to music out. Continue reading

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

The TKPOTD for the 20th was about a post at the empr dot media site by Alexandra Chalupa. That website appears to be operated by Protect Our Elections/EMPR Inc., an entity run by Brett Kimberlin which has had its 501(c)4 status revoked by the IRS. Ms. Chalupa was involved with Ukrainian-related aspects of the Russia Collusion Hoax. Her post at the EMPR website, which had be recycled from her Substack page, contained the patently false claim that “Putin planted and managed in the White House for four years – Donald J. Trump.”

Her post has received no comments on Substack, but it has snagged one at EMPR.

EMPR’s coverage of Trump was never friendly or even neutral. I wonder if they think Biden is really better for Ukraine.

Hmmmm.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

I’ve always enjoyed these Qapla’ posts. This one is from four years ago today.

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I received a phone call a few minutes ago from Louis Nettles, the lawyer representing my codefendants and me pro bono in LOLsuit VIII: Avoiding Contact. The suit is now officially dead.

I wish to thank Mr. Nettles for his help.

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

UPDATE—I’ll just make one other point concerning LOLsuit VIII for now. As I’ve noted before, I’m not through with Bill Schmalfeldt yet. The proper next step depended on the outcome of this case. Now that it is resolved, the appropriate course of action is defined.

Based on advice from our lawyer, I’ve not published much about this case while it was in progress. I’ll have more to tell the Gentle Readers about LOLsuit VIII over the next few days.

Stay tuned.

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Some things don’t have a statue of limitations.