Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


One of the running gags in the pointage, laughery, and mockification of Team Kimberlin’s lawfare has been the assumption that they have been buying their legal advice from the same Acme that sells all those wonderful gadgets to a certain coyote. Whether that true or not, it’s a plausible explanation for their mind-boggling misunderstand of legal principles. This post called Hoge Logic Explained first ran six years ago today and takes a poke at Bill Schmalfeldt’s inability to comprehend why send a message via Twitter is a violation of a no-contact order.

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DBR201312061621ZYep. That’s it. And it’s the same logic that makes my AT&T ring my iPhone if you dial my number. It’s the same logic that makes the U. S. Postal Service deliver mail to my mailbox if you put my address on the envelope. It’s the same logic that makes the Internet route email to my account if you use my email address. It’s the same logic that makes …

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There’s a reason why the Twitter account the Cabin Boy™ was using was referred to as Derp Brain Radio.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


One of the most consistent things about Brett Kimberlin has been his ability create grandiose plans that are doomed to failure. Whether it’s been dope smuggling flimsily disguised as some sort of DoD special operation, multiple attempts at a career as a musician, or protecting our elections, Kimberlin has a almost completely unblemished record of failure. The TKPOTD from four years ago today dealt with his failed attempt to intervene in the Donald Blankenship criminal trial stemming from the Upper Big Branch mining disaster.

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Donald Blankenship, CEO of Massey Energy, Acquitted of All Felony Charges
Convicted on One Misdemeanor Charge
Justice Department and Brett Kimberlin Hardest Hit

In his RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin alleges that part of the nefarious activity of the mythical RICO enterprise was to intimidate him so he wouldn’t testify to the Blankenship grand jury.ECF 67 Decl-3

popcorn4bkOf course, avoiding grand jury testimony might have been beneficial for TDPK. His first felony conviction was for lying to a grand jury.

And in other legal news—not one of the court rulings in any of the Kimberlin-related suits went in his favor this week.

It has been a pretty good week. Stay tuned.

UPDATE—Over has his craft blog, Dave Alexander comments on TDPK’s connection to the Blankenship case.

What would have Kimberlin added to the proceedings?  I’m sure it was very important stuff, since as you know, Brett Kimberlin is an expert on explosions.

Read the whole thing.

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I was going to write a joke about things blowing up in his face, but … never mind.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


It’s one thing when it’s one witness’ word against another’s. It something else when one side’s testimony is backed up by video. This episode of Blognet first ran four years ago today.

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BlognetTitleCardMUSIC: Theme. Intro and fade under.

NARRATOR: Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to hear is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.

MUSIC: Up, then under …

NARRATOR: You’re a Detective Sergeant. You’re assigned to Internet Detail. A blogger has been accused of assault. Your job … get the facts.

MUSIC: Up then under …

ANNOUNCER: Blognet … the documented drama of an actual case. For the next few minutes, in cooperation with the Twitter Town Sheriff’s Department, you will travel step by step on the side of the good guys through an actual case transcribed from official files. From beginning to end, from crime to punishment, Blognet is the story of the good guys in action.

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Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Is Justice Through Music Project still a priority for Brett Kimberlin? It’s been several months since I first encountered this warning when checking on the jtmp dot org website——and I got again while checkin on the site yesterday evening. This sort of warning doesn’t necessarily mean that a site has something nefarious planted on it. It can be triggered by the presence of old code that isn’t compatible with modern https everywhere browsers. The jtmp dot org site hasn’t been updated for almost a year, so the root problem may be lack of proper maintenance.

OTOH, it can’t be that The Dread Deadbeat Protector Kimberlin has been busy protecting elections because protectourelections dot org has been updated since mid August. He must be up to something else.

Hmmmm.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se/Protector Kimberlin was so sure that he would be successful protecting our 2016 presidential election that he filed a RICO LOLsuit against an group of defendants at the end of October, 2016. Breitbart Holdings was named as the lead defendant in the suit, and Steve Bannon was one of the codefendants. A few days later, TDPK had failed protect our election, and he then was in a LOLsuit with someone who was about to become a key presidential advisor.

The “evidence” that Kimberlin sought to use in the RICO 3 LOLsuit had been obtained as discovery in the Kimberlin v. Frey RICO Remnant LOLsuit, and it was subject to a protective order issued by Judge Hazel forbidding it’s being disclosed to third parties or used in any other case. Three years ago today, I published this post titled Breitbart Pushes Back.

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This has appeared on PACER—

Hmmmm.

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Because I had been sucked into the Frey discovery process, I was also bound by the protective order relating to that case. When Kimberlin began trying to use discovery from Frey in the Hoge v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuit in state court, I informed Judge Hazel. He directed me to inform the state court of his order. Judge Hecker, who was presiding in the state case, took the position that he wouldn’t directly enforce the federal court order, but that he reminded Kimberlin of the possible consequences of violating the order, Kimberlin got the message and stopped trying to use the Frey discovery in my case.

Oh, and the RICO 3 LOLsuit wound up being dismissed because the use of the Frey discovery violated the protective order.

Everything proceeded as I had foreseen.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Some people seem to have recurring problems maintaining good operational security, as the Blogsmoke episode from two years ago today notes.

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SOUND: MODEM CONNECTING FADES UP TO FULL MIKE—SINGLE SHOT—RICOCHET

MUSIC: UP AND UNDER—RECORDED—CUT 1

ANNOUNCER: (VOICE OVER MUSIC) Around Twitter Town and in the territory of the net—there’s just one way to handle the harassers and the stalkers—and that’s with an Internet Sheriff and the smell of “BLOGSMOKE”!

MUSIC: THEME HITS: FULL BROAD SWEEP AND UNDER—RECORDED—CUT 2

ANNOUNCER: “BLOGSMOKE” starring W. J. J. Hoge. The story of the trolling that moved into the young Internet—and the story of a man who moved against it. (MUSIC: OUT)

JOHN: I’m that man, John Hoge, Internet Sheriff—the first man they look for and the last they want to meet. It’s a chancy job—and it makes a man watchful … and a little lonely.

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