Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


On the one hand, it can be a pain in the neck ( or a couple of feet lower) to be the target on one of Bill Schmalfeldt’s failed LOLsuits. OTOH, those suits have been bountiful sources of  pointage, laughery, and mockification as this post from two years ago about A Bad Day in St. Francis shows.

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Judge Joseph has issued an order dealing with all of the open motions in the LOLsuit VI: The Undiscovered Krendler except for the defendants’ motion to dismiss.

“… nonsensical, not to mention impractical.” Yep, that’s about the size of it.

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When a judge starts referring to a litigant’s filings as “nonsensical, not to mention impractical,” you’d think that litigant might begin to wonder whether the court considers him to be credible and consider withdrawing his case. But LOLsuit VI: The Undiscovered Krendler was filed by The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt, so months of further PLM ensued.

And some of us did well with our popcorn futures.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Not everything goes as I expect. The TKPOTD from two years ago today reported such an occurrence.

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There’s been a disturbance in the Farce, and something has proceeded in a way I didn’t foresee.

popcorn4bkThe Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin has filed a petition for a writ of certiorari with the Maryland Court of Appeals (the state’s highest court) seeking an appeal of his loss in the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. nuisance LOLsuit in the Circuit Court and the Court of Special Appeals affirming of that loss. I really thought that TDPK would have been smart enough to know when his licked. Apparently, he’s dumber than I thought.

I should have bought more popcorn futures.

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Of course, the Court of Appeals denied TDPK’s petition. At that point, he failed to petition the Supreme Court for a writ of certiorari, and his loss became final. That did proceed as I foresaw.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Three years ago today, I published a post relating to an email Bill Schmalfeldt had sent me in violation of a peace order. A reader’s comment prompted a response from me in form of a post titled Funny You Should Mention That.

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Commenter gmhowell wrote this in the comment section of the Another Forgery? post below.

I suspect ‘Gail’ is to Bill as ‘mother’ was to Norman Bates: a convenient fiction to help him further his own mental deterioration.

That’s an interesting observation. You see, one of the images that the anonymous coward Team Kimberlin commenter(s) have been repeatedly sending along with comments about Mrs. Hoge is this one from the movie Psycho:batesmomTeam Kimberlin’s fascination with ugly, macabre, and perverse things is really quite repulsive.

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Perhaps there’s something karmic about someone’s now having to spend so much time in motels.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Three years ago today, Hogewash! ran an Irony Alert that dealt with Bill Schmalfeldt’s frustration with the Howard County States’ Attorney’s Office when he sought protection from an alleged harasser. They told the Cabin Boy™ to “get off the Internet” if he wanted the harassment to stop.

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Leaving aside the fact that the “harassment” the Cabin Boy™ thinks he has experienced was actually pushback against the harassment he has dished out, it’s interesting to see that Howard County’s idea of the equal protection of the laws is to tell him the essentially the same thing that they told the Walker family when they sought protection from Schmalfeldt’s online harassment.

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Heh.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Only one claim in one of the LOLsuits filed by Team Kimberlin in the past six years has made it past a motion to dismiss. That was the civil rights claim against Patrick Frey that survived when the original RICO Madness LOLsuit degenerated into the RICO Remnant LOLsuit. Three years ago today, Hogewash! published Patrick Frey’s answer to that LOLsuit.

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Ron Coleman, the lawyer representing Patterico in the remaining embers of The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness, has filed the following answer to TDPK’s second amended complaint.

The money quote is in paragraph 147.

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The answer to paragraph 152 is pretty good too.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


There’s an old lawyer’s saying that when the facts are against you, stress the law; when the law is against you, stress the facts; and when the facts and the law are both against you, yell and pound the table. When yelling and pounding fail, Team Kimberlin provides us with Legal LULZ.

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SRUs201604151839ZIs either The Worst Attorney Teabagger® or TWAT® a registered trademark? If so, does either one belong to the Cabin Boy™?

17 U.S.C. § 1326 PENALTY FOR FALSE MARKING
(a) In General.—Whoever, for the purpose of deceiving the public, marks upon, applies to, or uses in advertising in connection with an article made, used, distributed, or sold, a design which is not protected under this chapter, a design notice specified in section 1306, or any other words or symbols importing that the design is protected under this chapter, knowing that the design is not so protected, shall pay a civil fine of not more than $500 for each such offense.

(b) Suit by Private Persons.—Any person may sue for the penalty established by subsection (a), in which event one-half of the penalty shall be awarded to the person suing and the remainder shall be awarded to the United States.

There’s a big difference in the meaning of ® compared to ™.

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Everyone time Team Kimberlin has filed a motion for sanctions against a defendant or defendants counsel, the motion has failed. Their motions to sanction third parties have failed. But there’s no surprise there. After all, all of their LOLsuits have been the equivalent of a knife at a gunfight.