The Panic Is Pretty Obvious

Dave Alexander has a post over at The Artisan Craft Blog debunking a recent bit of defamation against Mr. and Mrs. Aaron Walker that appeared with the Cabin Boy’s™ byline over at Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Boy Unread. (No, I won’t link to it, and maybe we should find a new name for that site since it appears that Bunny Boy has bailed.)

Among the deficiencies Dave calls out is the use of a crudely forged document that is supposedly from the Philippines National Bureau of Investigation.

We’ve learned a few things here:

Bill Schmalfeldt was able to obtain a clean, digital copy of a Phillipine NBI report.  Not a scanned photocopy.  Clean.
The Philippine National Bureau of Investigation uses a really artsy font, though they type in all caps.
There is something called an INTERNATIONAL COMPUTER FILE. You can put rape victim’s names in it.  It’s a true thing.
The Philippines National Bureau of Investigation writes in broken English. They can’t spell target.
Apparently the NBI also tracks victims really closely.
If you use the words “…this document purports to be…” then it’s probably accurate.  No. Totally accurate.
If someone is reportedly aware of a document or a lie, and to our knowledge they have never disavowed it’s authenticity, then that really, really proves it’s true.

I’ll also add that the NBI probably doesn’t keep many of its internal documents in English. I suspect that almost all of them are in Filipino, the dialect of Tagalog that is the official national language.

Of course, the Cabin Boy’s™ actual source of the document was most likely Brett Kimberlin. The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin included a copy of the forged document in his response to one of the requests for production of documents in the Walker v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuit. Now, that lawsuit is principally about whether Brett and Tetyana Kimberlin filed false criminal charges against Aaron in 2013 and 2015 for harassing Brett (2013) and Tetyana’s daughter (2015). It’s obvious that an false tale about something happening to Mrs. Walker years earlier would have no bearing on whether the Kimberlin’s actually filed Applications for Statement of Charges that falsely accused Aaron of crimes.

However, the lawsuit also seeks an injunction against Brett Kimberlin to keep him from further harassment and stalking of the Walkers and their extended families, and Mrs. Walker is a witness to TDPK’s stalking of her on 1 March, 2013. Publishing a story such the piece the Cabin Boy™ has written certainly has the look and feel of an attempt to intimidate a witness.

The Kimberlin’s inadvertently told the truth when they said that they had no witnesses or evidence to support their defense in the Walker v. Kimberlin, et al. case. As a resolution to the case comes nearer, their panic is driving them to make ever more foolish mistakes.

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

I’m Not Making This Up, You Know

Jim Rutenberg, the “Mediator” at the New York Times, has an opinion piece up expressing concern over the challenge of reporting objectively on Donald Trump.

It is journalism’s job to be true to the readers and viewers, and true to the facts, in a way that will stand up to history’s judgment. To do anything less would be untenable.

Walter Duranty was unavailable for comment. Read the whole thing.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

With a serious bit of bad timing, Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Boy Unread has a post up trying to put a positive spin on The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s use of sealed discovery material from the Kimberlin v. Frey RICO Remnant LOLsuit in the Hoge v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuit. Earlier in the day yesterday, Judge Hazel bench slapped TDPK for his antics with defective subpoenas in the Frey case. In his Letter Order, the judge granted my motion to seal the information contained in the emails TDPK included in his state filing.

Pursuant to Local Rule 105.11 and the Court’s ProtectiveOrder, non-Party William Hoge filed an unopposed motion seeking leave to file five paragraphs of his Opposition to ECF No. 319 under seal. The motion is GRANTED.

Kimberlin v. Frey, Case No. 13-CV-03059-GJH, Letter Order, ECF No. 383 (D. Md. June 1, 2016) at 4.

The reason I gave for sealing that portion of my motion was because the information was covered by the Frey Protective Order. Judge Hazel agreed with me. I doubt that he’ll change his mind by noon Monday.

Don’t Know Much About History


The Cabin Boy™ was trying to write something clever about politics and succeeded in showing how little he knows about The Little Corporal. Of course, it was Napoleon who was tagged with that nickname because of his supposedly short stature and a rumor that corporal was his pre-revolutionary rank. Actually, he was of average height and had been commissioned as a Second Lieutenant of Artillery in 1785. Adolph Hitler, OTOH, was referred to as The Bohemian Corporal, originally by the Paul von Hindenburg, the last German president to serve before the Nazi takeover. Hitler had served as corporal in WWI, and “Bohemian” referred to his supposed lifestyle.

#SMH. This just another example of something the Cabin Boy™ knows that isn’t so.

Following in Dan Rather’s Footsteps

Katie Couric, who took over the anchor slot at the CBS Evening News for a while, has now apparently followed Dan Rather by producing a documentary with faked evidence. It’s about gun control, and contains interviews that were edited to misrepresent what people were saying.

Gungate, meet Rathergate.