Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


One of the reasons that Team Kimberlin lost control of the narrative was their inept use of lies to try to create and maintain their false narrative. The TKPOTD from a couple of years ago today (which was a Labor Day) deals with one of Bill Schmalfeldt’s attempts to spin the coverage of the Walker v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuit.

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ROFLMAO—MM201609050630ZRage? Not hardly!

If I had to characterize the emotion I felt when I found that the Cabin Boy™ had published an unredacted copy of the Kimberlins’ motion seeking a deposition subpoena for Mrs. Walker, I’d say the initial reaction was smug satisfaction from having predicted that Team Kimberlin would publish the document. (Although I thought it probably would be published by Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Boy Unread.) After four-plus years of writing about Team Kimberlin, most of the rage has morphed into weary disgust.

Summer HatAs to what is proved by the incident, I’ll simply say that I’m thankful that the Cabin Boy™ has admitted his source for the document he published on Scribd.

Finally, with his usual flair for inaccuracy, the Cabin Boy™ has got my hat wrong. I normally wear a fedora, and between Memorial Day and Labor Day, it’s usually straw.

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

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That picture of my hat was taken during a meal at Chik-fil-A. However, most of the calories I’ve consumed while watching the wheels come off of the Team Kimberlin clown bus have been from popcorn. I recommend that the Gentle Reader keep plenty on hand because I’m not done with The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin yet. Click on the image at the right for a good deal from Amazon.

Oh, and it’s after Labor Day, so I’ve switched back to a felt fedora.

 

Blogsmoke


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ANNOUNCER: (VOICE OVER MUSIC) Around Twitter Town and in the territory of the net—there’s just one way to handle the harassers and the stalkers—and that’s with an Internet Sheriff and the smell of “BLOGSMOKE”!

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ANNOUNCER: “BLOGSMOKE” starring W. J. J. Hoge. The story of the trolling that moved into the young Internet—and the story of a man who moved against it. (MUSIC: OUT)

JOHN: I’m that man, John Hoge, Internet Sheriff—the first man they look for and the last they want to meet. It’s a chancy job—and it makes a man watchful … and a little lonely.

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Blognet


Sergeant Friday and Officer Smith are still away helping with a case in another jurisdiction. Here’s a recycled episode.

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MUSIC: Theme. Intro and fade under.

NARRATOR: Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to hear is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.

MUSIC: Up, then under …

NARRATOR: You’re a Detective Sergeant. You’re assigned to Internet Detail. A noted anti-First-Amendment activist is seeking a peace order against a blogger, accusing him of assault. Your job … get the facts.

MUSIC: Up then under …

ANNOUNCER: Blognet … the documented drama of an actual case. For the next few minutes, in cooperation with the Twitter Town Sheriff’s Department, you will travel step by step on the side of the good guys through an actual case transcribed from official files. From beginning to end, from crime to punishment, Blognet is the story of the good guys in action.

MUSIC: Up and out.

SOUND: Footsteps in hallway.

FRIDAY: It was Wednesday, January 11th. It was chilly in Westminster. We were working the day watch out of Internet Detail. My partner’s Liz Smith. The boss is Twitter Town Sheriff W. J. J. Hoge. My name’s Friday. It was 6:47 am when I got to Room S-140. Internet Detail.

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Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign


Johnny is still overseas following up on leads, so we’re recycling an episode that deals with another one of his investigations, one that didn’t take him quite so far afield.Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Cell phone rings twice.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

AARON: (Telephone Filter) Hey, Johnny, it’s Aaron. Can you meet me for lunch?

JOHNNY: Not unless you like Texas barbecue.

AARON: (Telephone Filter) I do, but what does that have to do with lunch today?

JOHNNY: I’m in San Antonio following up on leads, and I’m headed up to Austin after lunch.

AARON: (Telephone Filter) OK, lunch in Virginia isn’t gonna work. When will you be back?

JOHNNY: If things go well, I hope I can get a flight back in the morning.

ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

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Blogsmoke


SOUND: MODEM CONNECTING FADES UP TO FULL MIKE—SINGLE SHOT—RICOCHET

MUSIC: UP AND UNDER—RECORDED—CUT 1

ANNOUNCER: (VOICE OVER MUSIC) Around Twitter Town and in the territory of the net—there’s just one way to handle the harassers and the stalkers—and that’s with an Internet Sheriff and the smell of “BLOGSMOKE”!

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ANNOUNCER: “BLOGSMOKE” starring W. J. J. Hoge. The story of the trolling that moved into the young Internet—and the story of a man who moved against it. (MUSIC: OUT)

JOHN: I’m that man, John Hoge, Internet Sheriff—the first man they look for and the last they want to meet. It’s a chancy job—and it makes a man watchful … and a little lonely.

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