With rumors of new LOLsuits wafting on the summer breezes, it seems like a good time to recycle this episode from last year—
SOUND: Cell phone rings three times.
JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.
EDWIN: (Telephone Filter) Mr. Atsign, my name’s Don Edwin. I need to have some investigative work done.
JOHNNY: That’s what I do for a living, but I’m on vacation at the moment. I’m fishing in Alaska and won’t be back at my office until next Monday.
EDWIN: (Telephone Filter) I’m calling from Alaska.
JOHNNY: Really? Well, it’s a big state. We could still be hundreds of miles apart, but I might be able to stop by on my to the airport in Anchorage this weekend.
EDWIN: (Telephone Filter) That might work out. I’m not too far north of there. Have you ever heard of a guy on the Internet called The Grouch?
JOHNNY: Yes, I have. Are you free on Saturday afternoon?
MUSIC: Theme up and under.
ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …
JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!
MUSIC: Theme up to music out. Continue reading