Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


One of the reasons that Team Kimberlin has lost all of the LOLsuits they filed is that both The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin and The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt kept ignoring various court rules. The TKPOTD for four years ago to note that failure.

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Here’s an interesting thought: Given The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s continual flouting of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure, the Maryland Rules, and the Local Rules of both the U.S. District Court for the District of Maryland and the Circuit Court for Montgomery County, it seems that Brett Kimberlin does not subscribe to the proposition that the rules are for the little people.

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Heh.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


While it has been important to report the facts when dealing with Team Kimberlin, it’s been amusing to engage in pointage, laughery, and mockification at their expense. It’s been particularly satisfying to make fun of their lame attempts at making fun of me. Four years ago today, I warned the Gentle Reader to Beware of Cheap Imitations resulting from a bit of alleged satire from Bill Schmalfeldt.

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Original The Grand Hog merchandise is available exclusively at The Hogewash Store and should not be confused with any fakes from counterfeit websites.YGNQ201601171714ZThe Grand Hoge Shot GlassBTW, a The Grand Hog Shot Glass is just the thing for sipping or tossing back your favorite beverage on these cold winter nights. It’s ceramic, dishwasher safe, and holds 1.9 oz. for an stiff shot of JWR or whatever you like.

Why not order a set today?

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BTW, a Res Judicata mug does a wonderful job of holding Irish coffee.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


This episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign first ran two years ago today.

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ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for —

SOUND: Skype rings once. Receiver picked up.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

DEEP VOTE: (Telephone Filter) Good evening, Mr. Atsign.

JOHNNY: Yes?

DEEP VOTE: (Telephone Filter) I have some more information for you. Meet me at the usual place and time.

SOUND: (Called Party’s POV) Line hung up. Dial tone.

MUSIC: Theme up and under.

ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

MUSIC: Theme up to music out. Continue reading

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


One of the reasons that Bill Schmalfeldt has been such an ineffective PR flack for Team Kimberlin is that he has never been able to keep any of his multitudinous web identities in place long enough to establish any real brand identity or following outside of a few members of Team Kimberlin and a larger group of people he has harass and who keep an eye on him. The TKPOTD from four years ago today dealt with one of the many times the Cabin Boy™ has run back under the porch when confronted by Reality.

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NQ20160113Yesterday evening, the Cabin Boy™ took his YouGetNoQuarter Twitter account private again. I’ve lost track of the number of times that he’s run away and hidden from public view.

It must be depressing to believe one must conduct so much of one’s affairs skulking away from the light. OTOH, the urge to hide such a blatantly misleading tweet as the one on the left must be overwhelming.

Of course, the Cabin Boy™ hasn’t completely disappeared from the Internet. He was wasting Dave Alexander’s bandwidth by commenting over at the Craft Blog yesterday evening.

res_judicata_mugsOne of the things he was going on about over there was his incorrect notion that he has grounds sue Roy Schmalfeldt over allegations Roy has made about Bill being a rapist. The Cabin Boy™ sued Roy about that last summer, and his suit was dismissed with prejudice. That means that he can’t sue Roy about those allegations again because the dismissal counts as a finding on the merits that what Roy said was not false. IANAL, but if the statements weren’t false before the Cabin Boy™ sued, they still shouldn’t be false if they are repeated now. Res judicata and all that. More important, res judicata applies to any claim that Schmalfeldt might have been able to bring against any of the defendants he named in his Grady, et al. (I) LOLsuit. Again, IANAl, but it seems that the Cabin Boy™ is barred from suing any of those individuals again for repeating anything they said about him before 19 August, 2015, when the suit was dismissed.

The Cabin Boy™ had a right to a day in court with them over those issues, but he waived it by dismissing his suit with prejudice.

#GameOver

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Meanwhile, the Cabin Boy’s™ (at)BayCountryCafe and (at)ThePortlyPundit Twitter accounts have been quiet since 23 December and 3 January, respectively.

Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


It may be that the principal reason that so may of Team Kimberlin’s schemes fail is that the members don’t have a firm grasp of how the Real World works. This Legal LULZ du Jour from four years ago today descriptor one such failure to properly perceive Reality.

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Over at whatever he’s calling his blog du jour (No, I won’t link to it.), the Cabin Boy™ is spouting his theory that if someone hasn’t been convicted of the crime of X, one can’t refer to that person as an Xer. Thus, under his theory, the San Bernardino shooters can’t be called murderers because they never stood trial.

Uh, huh.

The Cabin Boy™ thinks that it’s defamatory to refer to him as a cyberstalker. Here’s a definition of the term as it is used in common speaking and writing from the dictionary widget provided with Mac OS X.Cyberstalkinggas_stove_burner_s1If the Cabin Boy™ believes that he can prove it’s false to say that he has repeatedly used electronic communications to harass or frighten someone, I hereby offer to testify on behalf of any defendant (at my own expense), and I can provide copies of hundreds of harassing tweets which the Cabin Boy™ has sent me and which he has previously authenticated in open court.

UPDATE—BTW, Bill Schmalfeldt is a cyberstalker.

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That post begins with a reference to the Cabin Boy’s™ inability to keep a brand going on the Internet for long (dozens of blogs, hundreds of Twitter accounts and handles). He seems to have had a similar problem with his broadcasting personas. I posted this picture without comment 11 days ago.It’s already obsolete.Whatever.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


One of the few good things about Team Kimberlin is the fact that their klutziness is a bountiful source of pointage, laughery, and mockification by so many commentators, and their thin skins often result in reactions that compound the merriment. One prime example of this occurred five years ago today after I reposted a tweet by Aaron Walker under the title Jabba the Cabin Boy™.

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Buffalo channels Tantooine.buffalosnowUPDATE—I have been informed that Bill Schmalfeldt has posted an image that completely shows the original post above on his schmalfeldt dot org website. I believe that is a violation of the settlement agreement for the Hoge v. Schmalfeldt lawsuit. I hope that he will take the image down and eliminate the need for me to enforce the agreement.

UPDATE 2—I received this comment this evening to an earlier post. It appears to be a violation of the current peace order.BS201411220100Z

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Speaking of winter weather, Wikipedia has this to say about the climate in Ashland, Wisconsin—

Due to the city’s proximity to Lake Superior, it sometimes has lake effect snow storms, with high amounts of snow recorded.

Heh.

Oh, and the record low was -41 C.