Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


When I first began following the activities of Team Kimberlin, there were over 20 Kimberlin-related websites. That number has been rapidly declining over the past couple of years. One of the few remaining domains that was present back in 2012 is indictbreitbart dot org. It is one of the four survivors hosted on the Fintel Associates sever at 198.15.113.115. the others are velvetrevolution dot us, op-critical dot com, and almightymedia dot org.

The indictbreitbart dot org site hasn’t been updated since 2015. Here’s the most recent post.

The domain’s registration doesn’t expire until 2021. Given The Dread Deadbeat Publisher Kimberlin’s usual modus operandi, we can probably expect the site to remain up until then, providing a continuing opportunity for pointage, laughery, and mockification at a site dedicated to seeking the indictment of a deceased person.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


It was just a year ago that Cory Booker made a fool of himself with his Spartacus moment during the Kavanaugh hearings, and by bring up Spartacus he provided an opportunity for pointage, laughery, and mockification that included Team Kimberlin. One year ago today, this post about Spartacus and Marcus Crassus ran.

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So Senator Booker has had his “I am Spartacus” moment with mixed results, but on the whole, he’s received mostly pointage, laughery, and mockification. It’s interesting that the one person who should have spoken critically, Marcus Crassus of Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Brett Unread, has been unavailable for comment.

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The mockery continues.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin included me as a defendant in four of the many LOLsuits he filed over the past few years. The third suit that included me was his RICO Retread LOLsuit which tried to revive the state law claims from his first RICO case. The TKPOTD from four years ago was one of the early reports on the process of defeating that third lawsuit.

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During the motions hearing last week in the Kimberlin v. Most of the Universe, et al. RICO Retread LOLsuit, Judge Mason was well prepared. He said this to The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin while dealing with my motion to dismiss for improper venue.

THE COURT: And I’ve looked through your 52-page complaint a couple of times and again just this morning before coming out on the bench because I wanted to make sure that I understood precisely what is being alleged here.

The judge then proceeded to explain to TDPK some of the deficiencies in his pleading concerning me. I’d share some of that with you, but I don’t want to refresh the midget’s memory. TDPK has this to say to the judge:

MR. KIMBERLIN: I wanted to limit this case to the swatting. That’s what I’ve done. You know, if I have to refile against Mr. Hoge in Carroll County or in this county, you know, it would be another massive lawsuit. I would like to keep him in this case, whether through an amendment or whatever and let a jury decide, you know, what he’s done with regard to the swatting. You know, part of what the whole Everybody Blog About Brett Kimberlin Day was to portray me as a criminal swatter to silence conservative bloggers, you know, which was not the case. I have nothing at all to do with any swattings at all.

movie popcornAnother massive LOLsuit? Really? I suppose that means that TDPK has not yet figured out that there are some people who aren’t soft targets for lawfare. If he has learned anything about tangling with me, he’ll wise up and fail to amend his LOLsuit by the 18th, or, if he really comes to his senses, he’ll dismiss the entire LOLsuit for all the remaining defendants.

I wouldn’t bet on his acting wisely, so the Gentle Reader may want to lay in a good stock of popcorn. Here’s a deal from Amazon.

Stay tuned.

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The Gentle Readers will note that I often suggest that they stay tuned. I’d offer the same suggestion to The Dread Deadbeat Performer Kimberlin’s guitar, but …

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


This episode of Blogsmoke ran four years ago today. It takes a look at the program’s first episode and how it came to be.

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JOHN: I’m told that 57F Osborne (aka Bunny Boy, aka Xenophon) has a post up at Breitbart Unmasked that suggests I need a new hobby. Bunny Boy has given me advice in the past, and when I’ve acted on it, things didn’t go as he suspected. For example, back in November, 2013, …

*snort* *giggle*

Xenophon (the Troll) makes a lame attempt at ironic humor over at Breitbart Unmasked with a post (No, I won’t link to it) trying to cast me as the Internet Sheriff of Twitter Town. It has a sort of Blogsmoke theme.

Here’s how we would have done it back when I was working in radio—

*****Blogsmoke

SOUND: HORSE MODEM CONNECTING FADES UP TO FULL MIKE—SINGLE SHOT—RICHOCHET

MUSIC: UP AND UNDER—RECORDED—CUT 1

ANNOUNCER: (VOICE OVER MUSIC) Around Dodge City Twitter Town and in the territory out west of the net—there’s just one way to handle the killers harassers and the spoilers stalkers—and that’s with a U.S. Marshall an Internet Sheriff and the smell of “GUNSMOKE” “BLOGSMOKE”!

MUSIC: THEME HITS: FULL BROAD SWEEP AND UNDER—RECORDED—CUT 2

ANNOUNCER: “GUNSMOKE” “BLOGSMOKE” starring William Conrad W. J. J. Hoge. The story of the violence trolling that moved west with young America into the young Internet—and the story of a man who moved with against it. (MUSIC: OUT)

MATT JOHN: I’m that man, Matt Dillon, United States Marshall John Hoge, Internet Sheriff—the first man they look for and the last they want to meet. It’s a chancy job—and it makes a man watchful … and a little lonely.

MUSIC: MAIN TITLE—RECORDED—CUT 3 Continue reading

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


A TKPOTD from a few days ago, took a look at one of the hangers-on among Team Kimberlin, Very Ordinary Seaman Ferguson, an alleged musician and PHP programmer. It’s been reported that he didn’t enjoy that post and that he took to Twitter for a burst of self-pointage, self-laughery, and self-mockification.

BTW, VOSF still imagines that he has made a noticeable dent in the Universe. The Gentle Reader can check out Ferguson’s blog and form his own opinion. Meanwhile, …

The Mockery Continues.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Although they’ve been rather quiet for the past few months, Team Kimberlin has a history of trying to spin up false narratives on the Internet. Their websites and social media accounts all seem to meet one of two ends. Either they are left abandoned after they fail to generate the intended buzz or they wind up deleted by their web hosts for one or more Terms of Service violation. This post from six years ago today, #BillSchmalfeldt: ToS Violator, chronicled the banning of one of their sites.

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Sore Loserman Bill Schmalfeldt zapped the electrodes on his moribund liberalgrouch dot com site over the past day or so. It’s back. We will see how long it lasts.

As part of the reboot, the Cabin Boy posted a couple of his signature tacky images with my face photoshopped into them. Normally, I wouldn’t care about these particular pictures because they aren’t pornographic and even show a modicum of creativity. As far as any copyright issue goes, the images are well within the limits of Fair Use, but this isn’t a copyright issue.

His site is hosted by Bluehost, and Bluehost’s Acceptable Use Policy says this:

Private Information and Images. Subscribers may not post or disclose any personal or private information about or images of children or any third party without the consent of said party (or a parent’s consent in the case of a minor).

[M]ay not post … images of … any third party without the consent of said party …

The Gentle Reader will probably not be surprised to learn that the images were posted without my consent, and, yes, I made Bluehost’s Legal Department aware of the situation. They, in turn, told the Cabin Boy to take down the offending images.

Schmalfeld has kicked into high gear of his Sore Loserman mode. He has refused to comply. Moreover, he insists that I should file a DMCA takedown notice—which is nonsense because 1.) this isn’t a copyright issue and 2.) I don’t own the copyright to either of the pictures he has used.

The Cabin Boy engaged in a ToS violation with his hosting provider, and he got caught. Schmalfeldt needs to learn that The Rules apply to him too. The real Rules, not the one’s he makes up as he goes along.

He says he’s willing to have Bluehost take his site down rather than comply. We’ll see.

sir robin shieldUPDATE—Huffing and puffing about non-germane non-facts, the Cabin Boy has tucked tail and run from Bluehost. He’s moved his illiberal grouchiness to … drum roll, please … WordPress.com. (No, I won’t link to it.)

In his rant on the way out the door from Bluehost, Schmalfeldt accused me of laughing at him over his DMCA debacles. Actually, I haven’t thought they were the least bit funny.

OTOH, this episode of his tripping over his own arrogance has made me smile.

UPDATE 2—Cabin Boy Bill has’t turned on his thumbs up/down buttons yet.

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I must admit that the Cabin Boy’s™ continued editorial screwups did become a marvelous target for pointage, laughery, and mockification.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


The Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread website has been one of Brett Kimberlin’s most notable online failures. While it is still hosted on the same offshore server as the empr dot media Ukrainian news website, BU hasn’t been updated for eight months when Bill Schmalfeldt left for his winter vacation in Montana. (Although the EMPR site is being maintained, it appears to have even less traffic than BU.)No one is has made any comments on that last post.

The registration for BU expires on 13 February, 2020. Will The Dread Deadbeat Publisher Kimberlin continue to waste bandwidth by keep the site alive till then? Or will he cut his losses? Or will he renew the registration and keep the site going as an object of pointage, laugher, and mockification?