Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


As I’ve noted before, ridicule has been an important part of my pushback against Brett Kimberlin’s attempts at intimidation and harassment. This episode of Blogsmoke from four years ago today dealt with one example of my mocking him.

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BlogsmokeSOUND: MODEM CONNECTING FADES UP TO FULL MIKE—SINGLE SHOT—RICHOCHET

MUSIC: UP AND UNDER—RECORDED—CUT 1

ANNOUNCER: (VOICE OVER MUSIC) Around Twitter Town and in the territory of the net—there’s just one way to handle the harassers and the stalkers—and that’s with an Internet Sheriff and the smell of “BLOGSMOKE”!

MUSIC: THEME HITS: FULL BROAD SWEEP AND UNDER—RECORDED—CUT 2

ANNOUNCER: “BLOGSMOKE” starring W. J. J. Hoge. The story of the trolling that moved into the young Internet—and the story of a man who moved against it. (MUSIC: OUT)

JOHN: I’m that man, John Hoge, Internet Sheriff—the first man they look for and the last they want to meet. It’s a chancy job—and it makes a man watchful … and a little lonely.

MUSIC: MAIN TITLE—RECORDED—CUT 3

JOHN: I’m stepping out of character for this episode to share this bit of testimony from the Walker v. Kimberlin, et al. trial. This exchange occurred on Wednesday afternoon …

MR. KIMBERLIN: Do you, on your blog, do you have a character [unintelligible] and Internet sheriff, Blogsmoke?

MR. HOGE: Ah, yes, um. A, um, website that I believe is associated with you called, ah, Breitbart Unmasked, ah, did a satirical piece about me, ah, trying to paint me as someone who’s the, ah, Internet sheriff and used the term Blogsmoke, and so I, ah, in return started a a feature that is a take off on the Gunsmoke radio program that was on in the ’50s. And, yes.

MR. KIMBERLIN: So you see yourself as the Internet sheriff?

MR. HOGE: No, I don’t. I consider it a way of poking fun at the people at Breitbart Unmasked by taking their idea and running with it and having a running gag that’s lasted for about two-and-a-half years now.

MUSIC: SCENE BUMPER MUSIC—RECORDED—CUT 4

ANNOUNCER: Autumn is here, and cool weather is settling in. Soon it will be time to sit by the fire with a hot drink. Are you a proud member of Team Lickspittle and a fan of Johnny Atsign? Why not sip that drink from a Johnny Atsign coffee mug? Johnny Atsign, Team Lickspittle, The Grand Hog, Murum Aries Attigit, and Res Judicata merchandise is available exclusively at The Hogewash Store. Drop by today, spend some money, and show your support for Team Lickspittle. You can also show your support by hitting the Tip Jar.

MUSIC: SCENE BUMPER MUSIC—RECORDED—CUT 5

JOHN: That’s it for this week. I hope everyone at Breitbart Unmasked enjoyed being mentioned.

MUSIC: CLOSING TITLE UP AND UNDER—RECORDED—CUT 6

ANNOUNCER: (VOICE OVER MUSIC) Even with a good imagination, we can’t come up with stories as strange as The Bomber and his buddies provide for episodes of “BLOGSMOKE”!

MUSIC: SWELL AND CONTINUE TO MUSIC OUT

ANNOUNCER: The Legal Department wishes the following declaimer read: “‘BLOGSMOKE’ is a work of fiction. Anyone who feels it might be about him should read Proverbs 28:1.”

This is LBS, the Lickspittle Broadcasting System.

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Heh.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


More than any of the other members of Team Kimberlin, Bill Schmalfeldt has been a object of pointage, laughery, and mockification—and the source of opportunities for Shameless Commerce such as this post from six years ago today.

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The easiest way to discredit Bill Schmalfeldt is to quote Bill Schmalfelt.

—Stacy McCain

Yep. And the easiest way to quote him wholesale is make his latest book more widely available. Why not let him embarrass himself in his own words?animus_nocendiYou can buy a copy from Amazon by clicking on this link. Of course, the Cabin Boy™ will make a few bucks on each sale, but so will I—and I’ll pass all the earnings through to the Bomber Sues Bloggers  [dead link] fund. [See below.]

UPDATE—The purpose of promoting this book is not to embarrass the Cabin Boy™. To do that, he would need to have a sense of shame, so embarrassment is clearly off the table. No, the purpose is to discredit him.

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Any commission payments for purchase of the Cabin Boy’s™ book using the above link made from now until the end of September, 2020, will be donated the Parkinson’s Foundation.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Hogewash! hasn’t been the only blog that has engaged in pointage, laughery, and mockification inspired by members of Team Kimberlin. Five years ago today, I posted this link to The Further Adventures of …

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Lester Klemper, Second Class Seaman, are up.

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As Saul Alinsky noted, “Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon.”

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


It’s not that the members of Team Kimberlin have no accomplishments to their credit. For example, they’ve been the subject of several Downfall parodies. This post from seven years ago today was about Another Downfall Parody.

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Here’s what happens when you send a cabin boy to do a man’s job.

Video Credit: Thank you to whoever made it!

UPDATE—Another anonymous coward from Team Kimberlin threatens legal action.TK20130712b

I’m glad to have the heads up. I’ll check to make sure my list of interrogatories, admissions sought, and document demands for defendant’s discovery are up to date. I should probably give some thought to possible counterclaims.

UPDATE 2—Those Gentle Readers who have not been closely following the Cabin Boy Bill subplot of The Sage of The Dread Pirate Kimberlin may wish to read this post by Stacy McCain for a summary of the backstory.

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How has that brass knuckles reputation management worked out for you guys?

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Through the years, Bill Schmalfeldt has done some mind-bogglingly stupid things. This INMTUYN post from four years ago deals with one of his dumbest.

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I received this email a few minutes ago.

The temptation to engage in PLM concerning this is great, but I’m disabling comments on this post in order to keep from educating the monkey.

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It didn’t take the court long to deny the petition.

Comments are on for this repost.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Team Kimberlin has rarely been effective in anything thing they tried, and the usual cause of their failure has has been a high level of incompetence shared among all of the members. Brett Kimberlin has rarely been able to figure out how to properly file legal paperwork, and his PR flacks have rarely been able to tell coherent stories to spin his narratives. For example, consider this Prevarication Du Jour from five years ago today.

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The Cabin Boy™ has claimed that I have to look back to 2013 to find his nonsensical legal mouthings. A few hours or a few days will do. For example, …@GrouchyOldLib201505182332ZThe only accusation of stalking ever filed against me was in Brett Kimberlin’s recent peace order petition. However, it was thrown out during the ex parte hearing for the temporary order, that is, the judge found that the accusation of stalking was bogus.

I’ve been charged with harassment twice. The first time was in 2013. Brett Kimberlin filed the charge which was dropped and expunged so quickly that I was never served. There’s another charge pending about which I will not comment until after I have been served with the charging document, know what I’m actually accused of, and have reviewed that with counsel.

Meanwhile, the Cabin Boy™ continues to get things wrong.

UPDATE—As to that thing about being sued by multiple people, yeah, I’m being sued by two people, Brett Kimberlin and the Cabin Boy™. Kimberlin lost his first two suits against me (Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. and Kimberlin v. National Bloggers Club, et al. RICO Madness). His third suit against me (Kimberlin v. Team Themis, et al. RICO2: Electric Boogaloo) is in the early stages, but I have have filed a motion to dismiss which Kimberlin has failed to oppose.

The Cabin Boy™ has filed several suits or sets of counterclaims against me. He withdrew the first suit two days after he filed it. His counterclaims were dismissed with prejudice. His second suit was dismissed for lack of subject matter jurisdiction. We’ll have a hearing on one of my motions to dismiss his latest frivolous lawsuit next Wednesday.

UPDATE 2—Let’s do a thought experiment. Pretend that The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt’s current LOLsuit survives the motions to dismiss. Is it possible that the Defendants might file counterclaims? What interrogatories might be asked in discovery? What documents might be sought? Who might be deposed? Does the Cabin Boy™ have the means, financial or otherwise, to finish what he has started?

Inquiring minds want to know. If the Cabin Boy™ is lucky, they won’t find out.

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Yeah, Schmalfeldt’s been nearly completely incompetent as a pro se plaintiff too.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Ridicule has been on of the most effective (and quite satisfying) weapons to use on Team Kimberlin. Four years ago, I poked fun at Bill Schmalfeldt with an I’m Not Making This Up, You Know post.

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The Cabin Boy™ was trying to write something clever about politics and succeeded in showing how little he knows about The Little Corporal. Of course, it was Napoleon who was tagged with that nickname because of his supposedly short stature and a rumor that corporal was his pre-revolutionary rank. Actually, he was of average height and had been commissioned as a Second Lieutenant of Artillery in 1785. Adolph Hitler, OTOH, was referred to as The Bohemian Corporal, originally by the Paul von Hindenburg, the last German president to serve before the Nazi takeover. Hitler had served as corporal in WWI, and “Bohemian” referred to his supposed lifestyle.

#SMH. This just another example of something the Cabin Boy™ knows that isn’t so.

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This has been in many ways a battle of wits with unarmed men.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Here’s another episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign. This one ran three years ago today and tells of a minor overseas contretemps involving The Grouch.

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ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype rings once. Telephone handset picked up.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

LAWYER: (Telephone Filter) Mr. Atsign, my name is Matti Sorensen. I’m calling from Fortion Energy. We are a power company in Finland.

JOHNNY: Yes?

LAWYER: (Telephone Filter) You have been recommended to me as someone to conduct an Internet investigation in the United States.

JOHNNY: That’s my line of work. Exactly what sort of investigation?

LAWYER: (Telephone Filter) We believe that someone in the U.S. is infringing our intellectual property on Twitter.

JOHNNY: Why not simply send a takedown notice?

LAWYER: (Telephone Filter) We want to know more before we act.

MUSIC: Theme up and under.

ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

MUSIC: Theme up to music out. Continue reading

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


This TKPOTD from six years ago today explains how Brett Kimberlin came to be referred to as The Dread Pirate Kimberlin.

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bot_logoThose Gentle Readers who haven’t been following the Saga of The Dread Pirate Kimberlin since last summer may not understand the piracy references. One of the organizations that raised money to help defray the legal expenses for the Virginia and federal Walker v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuits last year was the Bloggers Defense Team. Team Kimberlin responded with a piracy themed website called the Bloggers Offense Team. I found Kimberlin’s choice of the pirate-related logo at left is interesting. Pirates aren’t semi-sympathetic, comedic characters from a Johnny Depp movie. They are criminals. Was the mask slipping?

That got me to thinking … While Brett Kimberlin’s unconstitutional peace order prohibiting Aaron Walker from blogging about him was in place, I had taken to referring to Kimberlin as Lord Voldemort (“He who must not be named”). Why not a piracy themed nickname? The Dread Pirate Kimberlin. I used it, and it stuck—not only with my readers, but other bloggers began using it occasionally too.

As fans of The Princess Bride know, The Dread Pirate Roberts is a pirate of near-mythical reputation, someone feared across the seven seas for his ruthlessness and swordfighting prowess, and who is well known for taking no prisoners. Ships immediately surrender and give up their cargos rather than be captured, a fate they imagine to be certain death.

The Dread Pirate Kimberlin is more like a legend in his own mind, a pretender who wishes to be feared for his ruthlessness and legal ability and to be known for vanquishing all comers in court. Critics, he thinks, should immediately stop telling the truth about him and give up their First Amendment rights at his command.

It turns out that The Dread Pirate Kimberlin’s legal acumen seems to be as fictional as The Dread Pirate Roberts’ existence. And no one is willing to surrender to The Dread Pirate Kimberlin.

UPDATE—From Bill Buckler’s The Privateer via Zero Hedge:

No tyrant on any level can handle derision, it deflates them utterly by reducing their stature to its proper level in a way which they cannot escape.

Yep.

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As part of the continuing ridicule of TDPK, his other activities also came under the banner of dreadness—The Dread Pro-Se/Prerormer/Protector/Protestor/Pedo/Publisher/etc.—but as he failed to pay the sanctions and court court due after his campaign of lawyer, Dread became Deadbeat.

He’s now the Deadbeat P______ Kimberlin. The Gentle Reader may insert his word of choice.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Sometimes, it’s nice to get together and celebrate with friends. This episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign is from four years ago today.

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Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

JOHNNY DMS: (SYNTH VOICE) @LizSmith I’ll be right over.

SOUND: Footsteps in hallway.

JOHNNY: It was Friday, April 8th. It was cool and cloudy in Westminster. We has just brought a joint operation to a successful conclusion, and it was 7:29 pm when I entered Room S-140. Internet Detail. Continue reading

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Bill Schmalfeldt got in over his head when he signed up to be one of Brett Kimberlin’s PR flacks. I’ve never figured out exactly why he followed in The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s lawfare footsteps and began filing LOLsuit, but he did. I was a defendant in four of them and the lead defendant in two, LOLsuits I and IV. During the course of LOLsuit IV, Schmalfeldt got upset with me because I was interested in his communications with my codefendants, especially the anonymous blogger known as Paul Krendler. The TKPOTD for five years ago today engaged in a bit of pointage, laughery, and mockification of the Cabin Boy™.

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The Cabin Boy™ routinely sticks his nose into other people’s business, and he acts as if he believes that everyone else does the same.BotM201503282229Z

popcorn4bkThe Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt may have forgotten who he’s suing, but “Paul Krendler” is among the et al. in his Schmalfeldt v. Hoge, et al. LOLsuit2 that he’s filed in Howard County Circuit Court. That being the case, I have a interest in his communications with my codefendants. It was TDPS who made his communications with “Krendler” my business.

Stupid is as stupid does.

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LOLsuit IV saw a Maryland state court suit. Because Schmalfeldt didn’t effect service of process on any of the out-of-state defendants, and because with me as the only remaining  defendant, proper venue for the case was in my home county Carroll County. However, he had filed in Howard County. With those facts before the court, the judge found that she lacked jurisdiction over the case and dismissed it without have to bother deciding if the Cabin Boy™ had actually stated a claim upon which relief could be granted.

Everything proceed as I had foreseen.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


There’s an old saying about one picture being worth a thousand words. Sometimes, a picture can generate thousands of words. This episode fo Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign from three years ago today is about such pictures.

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ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Cell phone rings once.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) Good afternoon, Johnny. Whatcha doin’?

JOHNNY: Hi. I’m not doing anything.

RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) Nothing?

JOHNNY: Well, I’m drinking a cup of coffee, but otherwise, I’m taking a day off.

RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) You may want to take a look at The Grouch’s Twitter feed.

MUSIC: Theme up and under.

ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

MUSIC: Theme up to music out. Continue reading

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Brett Kimberlin threatened the venue which hosted the National Bloggers Club BlogBash 2013 awards ceremony with a large demonstration led by a fiery imam, and just like almost everything he’s tried, the actual demonstration fizzles. In fact, it was so pathetic, I actually posted Some Pro Tips for Protestors. That post ran seven years ago today.

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Given the ludicrous results of Team Kimberlin’s attempted protest at Blog Bash, I thought I might share some tips that might help them with some of their more glaring errors.

Petitions. If you’re going to try to run a petition drive, make sure that there is sufficient real world interest that you can collect a respectable number of signatures. 50 signatures on a petition to a business to cancel a 500 person event normally makes a cause look weak, although I will grant that in the case of the Blog Bash protest it made a feeble protests look stronger than it was.

IMG_1334If you’ve threatened a big demonstration with a fiery leader, a complete cancellation will play better than sending a single individual masquerading as a photographer.

If your demonstrator(s) will engage in role playing make sure that he/they can play the part(s) and is/are properly costumed. For example, a professional photographer would not wear bulky gloves while operating a camera.

Also, what your demonstrator(s) will say should be carefully scripted. Things like “Warning! Right-wing CPAC maggots! Woot Woot!” don’t sound very serious. Indeed, that sounds like something that would come out of the mouth of Dennis the Constitutional Peasant.

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The Kilingon word that best describes that demonstration is tu’HomI’raH.

 

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Yesterday, was Friday the 13th, and the anniversary of Friday, 13 March, 2015, the day that The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin’s bogus peace order petition against me was denied. Tuesday, 13 March, 2018, was not a good day for Kimberlin either. On that day, his RICO 3 LOLsuit, Kimberlin v. Breitbart Holdings, et al., was dismissed because it violated the protective order in the Kimberlin v. Frey, RICO Remenant LOLsuit. I reported that loss two years ago in a post titled Qalpa’—Again!.

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Judge Hazel has dismissed Kimberlin v. Breitbart Holdings, et al. The dismissal is with prejudice.

The final footnote summarizes the case quite nicely:

The Court considered dismissing the case without prejudice and permitting Kimberlin to attempt to amend the Complaint in a manner that would not violate the Protective Order. But having reviewed the Complaint, the Court finds that it is so clearly derived, in sum and substance, from the Frey case and discovery provided therein that any effort to amend would be futile.

Did I mention that everything is proceeding as I have foreseen?

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That post was titled Qapla”—Again! because earlier that day I had put another post titled Qapla’ reporting that the Fourth Circuit had affirmed Patrick Frey’s win in the Kimberlin v. Frey LOLsuit.

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Congratulations to Patrick Frey and his lawyers, Ron Coleman and Bruce Godfrey: The Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals has affirmed the judgment of the District Court in the Kimberlin v. Frey RICO Remnant LOLsuit Appeal.

Brett Kimberlin has maintained his perfect record of losing all cases he has brought before the Fourth Circuit.

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

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And with the recent decisions in the District Court in Indianapolis, Kimberlin is maintain his perfect batting average of 0.000.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


By this time six years ago, Brett Kimberlin had filed one set of bogus criminal charges (thrown out by the Montgomery County State’s Attorney) and a couple LOLsuits (one state and one federal) claiming that I had done all sorts of bad things by truthfully reporting on his past and present activities. His complaints boiled down to a case of aggravated butthurt, and butthurt isn’t a valid cause of action for a civil suit. So six years ago today, I ran this post about Dealing with Butthurt.

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It has come to my attention that there are some folks out there on the Interwebz who are upset by some of the posts and comments on this blog. While Hogewash! isn’t in the business of giving offense for offense’s sake, I do understand that not everyone likes the way this blog covers certain topics.

In an effort to help such people deal with their issues, I’ve included this handy link to Amazon which may help soothe their pain.PreparationH96ct

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The mockery continues.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


This episode of Blognet first ran four years ago today.

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BlognetTitleCardMUSIC: Theme. Intro and fade under.

NARRATOR: Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to hear is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.

MUSIC: Up, then under …

NARRATOR: You’re a Detective Sergeant. You’re assigned to Internet Detail. A cyberstalker has filed suit against a group of bloggers claiming that he is the victim of harassment. Your job … help get the facts.

MUSIC: Up then under …

ANNOUNCER: Blognet … the documented drama of an actual case. For the next few minutes, in cooperation with the Twitter Town Sheriff’s Department, you will travel step by step on the side of the good guys through an actual case transcribed from official files. From beginning to end, from crime to punishment, Blognet is the story of the good guys in action.

MUSIC: Up and out. Continue reading

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


When the members of Team Kimberlin find that their outrageous lies have been confronted with contradictory evidence, they often try (and fail) to spin the narrative. Sometimes, they don’t bother, as noted in this Footnote Du Jour from three years ago today.

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The Gentle Reader may wish to take note that the Cabin Boy™ did not deny that he engaged in the acts he says his employer questioned him about—in fact, he admitted to them.

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Given his recent mobility, it appears the Cabin Boy™ has had a few more questions from employers of late. Iowa, Michigan, Wisconsin, Illinois, …

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


This episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign first ran six years ago today.

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Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype rings once.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

AARON: (Telephone Filter) Good morning, Johnny.

JOHNNY: What’s up, Aaron?

AARON: (Telephone Filter) The Bomber’s filed that report the judge ordered.

JOHNNY: Which one? The one about service in the RICO suit?

AARON: (Telephone Filter) Yeah, and some of the exhibits don’t add up

JOHNNY: And you want me to do some digging?

AARON: (Telephone Filter) You got it.

MUSIC: Theme up and under.

ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

MUSIC: Theme up to music out. Continue reading

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


This episode of Blogsmoke first ran four years ago today.

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BlogsmokeSOUND: MODEM CONNECTING FADES UP TO FULL MIKE—SINGLE SHOT—RICHOCHET

MUSIC: UP AND UNDER—RECORDED—CUT 1

ANNOUNCER: (VOICE OVER MUSIC) Around Twitter Town and in the territory of the net—there’s just one way to handle the harassers and the stalkers—and that’s with an Internet Sheriff and the smell of “BLOGSMOKE”!

MUSIC: THEME HITS: FULL BROAD SWEEP AND UNDER—RECORDED—CUT 2

ANNOUNCER: “BLOGSMOKE” starring W. J. J. Hoge. The story of the trolling that moved into the young Internet—and the story of a man who moved against it. (MUSIC: OUT)

JOHN: I’m that man, John Hoge, Internet Sheriff—the first man they look for and the last they want to meet. It’s a chancy job—and it makes a man watchful … and a little lonely.

MUSIC: MAIN TITLE—RECORDED—CUT 3 Continue reading

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


The Saga of Team Kimberlin has had its share of oddball twists and turns and occasional descents into abject silliness. This Non Sequitur Du Jour is from three years ago today.

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Without even having to rely on one of his now infamous flow charts, the Cabin Boy™ has jumped to this conclusion—fmp201702040508zI’m not sure how a tuxedo has anything to do with that TKPOTD post or why concern about a tux triggered the mini Feltdown exchange among the Cabin Boy™, the BU Twitter account, and WhoIsNumberNone I found in my Twitter notifications this morning.

Hmmmmm.

Oh, one more thing … one doesn’t wear white socks with a tuxedo.

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Come to think of it, most of the members of Team Kimberlin have demonstrated an even poorer fashion sense than their grasp of legal issues.

I couldn’t have made this stuff up on my own.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Through the years, there’s be an obvious similarity between The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin and a certain coyote. The TKPOTD from four years ago today took notice.

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ACME LEGALOne of the running gags used to make fun of Team Kimberlin’s incompetence at lawfare is referring to them and/or their source of legal advice as “Acme Legal”—meaning a part of the same company that supplies those fine products to Wile. E. Coyote.

Given the amazingly complex theories that underpin some of the claims in The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s allegations, both civil and criminal, against his perceived enemies, there are certain similarities to the Coyote’s plans and contraptions. Certainly, the success rates have been equivalent. And people have fallen into the Cabin Boy’s™ forgery traps at the same rate as the Roadrunner has been caught.

It’s really a very descriptive analogy.

Meep. Meep.

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Heh.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


One of the reasons that Team Kimberlin has lost all of the LOLsuits they filed is that both The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin and The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt kept ignoring various court rules. The TKPOTD for four years ago to note that failure.

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Here’s an interesting thought: Given The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s continual flouting of the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure, the Maryland Rules, and the Local Rules of both the U.S. District Court for the District of Maryland and the Circuit Court for Montgomery County, it seems that Brett Kimberlin does not subscribe to the proposition that the rules are for the little people.

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Heh.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


While it has been important to report the facts when dealing with Team Kimberlin, it’s been amusing to engage in pointage, laughery, and mockification at their expense. It’s been particularly satisfying to make fun of their lame attempts at making fun of me. Four years ago today, I warned the Gentle Reader to Beware of Cheap Imitations resulting from a bit of alleged satire from Bill Schmalfeldt.

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Why not order a set today?

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BTW, a Res Judicata mug does a wonderful job of holding Irish coffee.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


This episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign first ran two years ago today.

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ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for —

SOUND: Skype rings once. Receiver picked up.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

DEEP VOTE: (Telephone Filter) Good evening, Mr. Atsign.

JOHNNY: Yes?

DEEP VOTE: (Telephone Filter) I have some more information for you. Meet me at the usual place and time.

SOUND: (Called Party’s POV) Line hung up. Dial tone.

MUSIC: Theme up and under.

ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

MUSIC: Theme up to music out. Continue reading

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


One of the reasons that Bill Schmalfeldt has been such an ineffective PR flack for Team Kimberlin is that he has never been able to keep any of his multitudinous web identities in place long enough to establish any real brand identity or following outside of a few members of Team Kimberlin and a larger group of people he has harass and who keep an eye on him. The TKPOTD from four years ago today dealt with one of the many times the Cabin Boy™ has run back under the porch when confronted by Reality.

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NQ20160113Yesterday evening, the Cabin Boy™ took his YouGetNoQuarter Twitter account private again. I’ve lost track of the number of times that he’s run away and hidden from public view.

It must be depressing to believe one must conduct so much of one’s affairs skulking away from the light. OTOH, the urge to hide such a blatantly misleading tweet as the one on the left must be overwhelming.

Of course, the Cabin Boy™ hasn’t completely disappeared from the Internet. He was wasting Dave Alexander’s bandwidth by commenting over at the Craft Blog yesterday evening.

res_judicata_mugsOne of the things he was going on about over there was his incorrect notion that he has grounds sue Roy Schmalfeldt over allegations Roy has made about Bill being a rapist. The Cabin Boy™ sued Roy about that last summer, and his suit was dismissed with prejudice. That means that he can’t sue Roy about those allegations again because the dismissal counts as a finding on the merits that what Roy said was not false. IANAL, but if the statements weren’t false before the Cabin Boy™ sued, they still shouldn’t be false if they are repeated now. Res judicata and all that. More important, res judicata applies to any claim that Schmalfeldt might have been able to bring against any of the defendants he named in his Grady, et al. (I) LOLsuit. Again, IANAl, but it seems that the Cabin Boy™ is barred from suing any of those individuals again for repeating anything they said about him before 19 August, 2015, when the suit was dismissed.

The Cabin Boy™ had a right to a day in court with them over those issues, but he waived it by dismissing his suit with prejudice.

#GameOver

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Meanwhile, the Cabin Boy’s™ (at)BayCountryCafe and (at)ThePortlyPundit Twitter accounts have been quiet since 23 December and 3 January, respectively.

Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose.