Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Yesterday’s TKPOTD took a look back to Team Kimberlin’s failed effort to use a lawsuit filed by Nadia Naffe against Patrick Frey (aka Patterico) as part of their campaign of lawfare. All of Kimberlin’s attempts at brass knuckles reputation management have failed. Meanwhile, the bloggers he sought to punish are … well, this list of world-wide website rankings tells the story.

patterico.com  187,493

protectourelections.org 3,060,676
breitbartunmasked.com 4,971,275
empr.media 5,089,188
jtmp.org 6,385,787

Everything is proceeding, and some are receding, as I have foreseen.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Four years ago, The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin has lost all but one count of his RICO Madness LOLsuit in U. S. District Court, so he filed an appeal with the Fourth Circuit and recycled his state law claims by filing his RICO Remnant LOLsuit. I wrote about them both in a couple of posts four years ago today. One was a TKPOTD. The other was titled Yet another LOLsuit.

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The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s appeal in the Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness lolsuit proves one thing: that Brett Kimberlin is an untrustworthy liar. He settled that suit with five of the parties—The American Spectator, The Franklin Center, James O’Keefe, Simon & Schuster, and Lynn Thomas. Now, in spite of agreeing that the matter was settled with those parties, he is including them among the defendants in his appeal.

These folks thought they had come to a final agreement with Kimberlin. Legally, they did, but nothing is final for Kimberlin until he gets his way.

Given this example, it certainly seems that anyone who trusts Brett Kimberlin is a fool.

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The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin has filed state law claims from his Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness in the Circuit Court for Montgomery County. He’s named the following defendants: National Bloggers Club, Ali Akbar, Patrick Frey, Erick Erickson, Michelle Malkin, Glenn Beck, Aaron Walker, Yours Truly, Lee Stranahan, Mandy Nagy, Breitbart.com (sic), DB Capitol Strategies, Dan Backer, Mercury Radio Arts, Blaze (sic), Ace of Spade (the blog), Ace of Spades (the blogger), RedState, and Twitchy.

The suit claims are for Defamation of Character, Invasion of Privacy (mentioned twice), Interference with Business Relations, Interference (with what is unspecified), Battery, Infliction of Emotional Distress, and Conspiracy.

That’s as much as I can gather from the Maryland Judiciary Case Search online database. I can’t make any further substantive comment about this LOLsuit until I’ve reviewed the complaint with counsel.

Comments are open, and suggestions for a working name for this LOLsuit are solicited. Please keep it clean.

UPDATE—TDPK forgot to add Mopery with Intent to Lurk again.

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The clear winner in the comment section for a suggested name for the LOLsuit was submitted by Dr_Mike.

Let’s see: (liberties are taken with the truth, deal with it.)

Brett Kimberlin and the Source of (Quayle getting) Stoned
Brett Kimberlin and the Probation of Secret (Commutation)s
Brett Kimberlin and the Prisoner of GoesKaboom
Brett Kimberlin and the Goblet of Wine Coolers for Teenaged Girls
Brett Kimberlin and the Order to Show Cause
Brett Kimberlin and the Half-Pint Perjury
Brett Kimberlin and the Deathly Murder of Julia Scyphers

Heh.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


The TKPOTD from four years ago today was a typical installment in this blog’s continuing pointage, laughery, and mockification of Team Kimberlin.

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Team Kimberlin’s abysmal record of predicting the outcomes of their lawfare is a wonderful source of pointing and laughter. Here are some more nonsense tweets from 2013.TK2013tweets_b The Cabin Boy’s™ 16 October tweet came the day that his motion for a modification of the first peace order (one that would have let him ignore it if he said that he was doing “journalism”) was denied. The tweet contains two errors. First, the state’s highest court is called the Court of Appeals. Second, instead of throwing out the peace order “TOMORROW or Friday,” the CoA threw out the Cabin Boy’s™ appeal the next week.

Very Ordinary Seaman Ferguson reacted to the news of the CoA denying Schmalfeldt’s appeal by opining that I was in bigger trouble because of the Kimberlin lawsuits. While they’ve been a pain in the neck (or a couple of feet lower), they really haven’t caused me any trouble. The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin gutted his own case through incompetence in the state lawsuit, and he isn’t performing any better in the RICO Madness.

The third tweet is typical of one of the Cabin Boy’s rants trying to justify harassment as activity protected by the First Amendment. No court has bought his line yet.

FrenchTaunt

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xxx

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


In yesterday’s TKPOTD I noted that Team Kimberlin’s schemes often blow up in their faces. Five years ago last week, Bill Schmalfeldt tried to stick his nose into Brett Kimberlin’s RICO Madness LOLsuit. He sent a letter to the presiding judge that became a part of the case record. Five years ago today, I took note of his filing, dismissing it as “so ludicrous and immaterial as to not be worth a reply.” However, the part circled in the Scribd post embedded below has been a continuing source of pointage, laughery, and mockification of his claims concerning his medical condition.

Hmmm. That kinda supports Ken White’s opinion that Schmalfeldt is a demented freak.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


One of the more ironic aspects of Team Kimberlin is they way their best laid plans often circle back and torpedo them. Consider the case for extortion put forward by Bill Schmalfeldt that was noted in this Prevarication Du Jour that ran five years ago today.

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The Cabin Boy™ tweeted this last night.ExtortionThreatSchmalfeldt does get one thing correct. Extortion is a felony.

One of the ways to commit extortion is to threaten to accuse someone of a crime in order to induce him to do or not do a certain thing. “If [name] doesn’t [do this], he will face charges …”

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I point. I laugh. I mock.

And I am not alone.