Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Yesterday’s TKPOTD took a look at the ravings Texas Tim, one of the sock puppet commenters at Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread. Today, we’ll look at a comment made by another sock Roger S. Roger S claims to be a lawyer, but his legal analysis is completely wacko. This comment appeared the day after The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin file his RICO Madness LOLsuit.

While reading that comment, I’d have LMAOed if I hadn’t been one of the defendants in the case. OTOH, that comment confirmed how far Kimberlin’s perceptions of his case were skewed from reality. Just like everything else posted by RogerS, the comment didn’t age well.

Instead, everything proceeded as I had foreseen.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


This episode of Blognet first ran four years ago today.

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BlognetTitleCardMUSIC: Theme. Intro and fade under.

NARRATOR: Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to hear is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.

MUSIC: Up, then under …

NARRATOR: You’re a Detective Sergeant. You’re assigned to Internet Detail. A blogger has been accused of stalking and harassment. Your job … get the facts.

MUSIC: Up then under …

ANNOUNCER: Blognet … the documented drama of an actual case. For the next few minutes, in cooperation with the Twitter Town Sheriff’s Department, you will travel step by step on the side of the good guys through an actual case transcribed from official files. From beginning to end, from crime to punishment, Blognet is the story of the good guys in action.

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Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


I sometimes wonder why Brett Kimberlin tells such flimsy lies in support of his lawfare’s false narratives. Perhaps he thinks that everyone pays as little attention to the facts as he does. Whatever. The TKPOTD from five years ago deals with one of the sillier claims from his RICO Madness LOLsuit.

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In his opposition to my motion to dismiss in the Kimberlin v. The Universe, et al. RICO Madness, The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin wrote the following:ECF 29-16I suppose by “non-profit that works with famous bands and artists” TDPK means “Justice Through Music Project.” If he does, he is misleading the court.

I recently took a look at the Justice Through Music Project website (No, I won’t link to it.) and worked my way back through over a year’s worth of its blog posts. There were lots of stories about “famous bands and artists,” but there was nothing about any of them working with or having anything to do with JTMP.

Nothing. Nada. Zilch. Bupkis.

#Wannabe

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Yesterday evening, I took a look at the jtmp dot org website. It’s beginning to look as if he’s given up trying to make a go of that operation. The most recent post is over three months old, and it’s not original content. It’s a article ripped off from westward dot com about a young performer from Denver named Lolita.

Lolita.

Vladimir Nabokov was unavailable for comment.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


It’s hard to sell a false narrative when your lies are transparently obvious. The TKPOTD from four years ago today showed one example of The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin’s inability to keeps his “facts” straight.

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This is from The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s complaint in the Kimberlin v. Team Themis, et al. RICO2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit.RICO2 ECF 1-77The tort of unreasonable publicity deals with disclosure of private facts.

fact noun \ˈfakt\ : a true piece of information

So if Brett Kimberlin is alleging that I published factual information about him, he’s verifying that what I wrote was true. Therefore, he cannot show that what I wrote was false—which puts an end to any claim of defamation or false light. OTOH, if I did engage in defamation, then what I wrote was false, and that kills any claim that I published private facts. TDPK’s complaint is self contradictory.

“[W]hen a complaint contains inconsistent and self-contradictory statements, it fails to state a claim.”  Hosack v. Utopian Wireless Corp., Case No. 11-CV-00420-DKC, ECF No. 15 (D.Md. 2011) at 12.

Oopsie.

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No wonder he lost all those LOLsuits.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Some people are more careful with the details of their paperwork than are others. This episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign first ran three years ago today.

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Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype rings once. Telephone receiver picked up.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

AARON: (Telephone Filter) Hi, Johnny. It’s Aaron. Have you seen The Bomber’s latest federal suit?

JOHNNY: The one where he’s suing those senators?

AARON: (Telephone Filter) Yeah.

JOHNNY: I haven’t looked at it closely.

AARON: (Telephone Filter) Take a good look at the first paragraph.

MUSIC: Theme up and under.

ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

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Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


Sometimes fiction makes more sense that Reality. For example, consider this episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign that first ran five years ago today.

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Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype rings once.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

BOB BAILEY: (Telephone Filter) Good morning, Mr. Atsign.

JOHNNY: Yes?

BOB BAILEY: (Telephone Filter) My name’s Bailey. Are you online yet this morning?

JOHNNY: Not yet. I’m still on my first cup of coffee.

BOB BAILEY: (Telephone Filter) You’ll enjoy it this morning. Somebody thinks you’re not real.

MUSIC: Theme up and under.

ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign! Continue reading