SOUND: Skype rings four times. Caller’s POV.
JOHNNY (Telephone Filter): Hi! You’ve reached Johnny Atsign’s voice mail. If I weren’t too busy, I’d answer this call, but I haven’t, so I must be tied up in some investigation. Or I’m taking a nap. Or I’m fishing. If I’m lucky, I’m fishing.
SOUND: (Telephone Filter): Beep.
PRODUCER: OK, Johnny. I guess this means you’re still out working that new investigation. Give me a call as soon as your back so we can put next week’s episode together.
SOUND: Telephone receiver hung up.
PRODUCER: I guess I’ll have to get one out of the vault.
ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—
SOUND: Skype phone rings once.
JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.
RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) Good evening, Johnny.
JOHNNY: Hello! What’s up?
RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) Have you been following The Grouch’s Twitter feed this weekend?
JOHNNY: No, I took the weekend off again. And didn’t you ask me that question last week?
RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) Uh, huh, I did. He’s having another copyright meltdown.
JOHNNY: What now?
RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) It’s about the book he wrote that he said he didn’t write.
MUSIC: Theme up and under.
ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …
JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!
MUSIC: Theme up to music out. Continue reading