Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

One of the ways Team Kimberlin demonstrated their utter impotence was by the plethora of empty threats they made against me and my coverage of their activities. These posts from eight years ago cite a trifecta of examples. The first came from Bill Schmalfeldt, and my response was “Go Ahead, Make My Day.”

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I wonder if he’ll get this published before they fire him again.fsl201309230208Z

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When it turned out that the Cabin Boy™ got fired that very day and he wouldn’t have a venue for his exposé, I said, “I’ll Just Have to Wait.”

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boyscoutpopcornIt does look like I won’t be seeing that exposé about me in The Examiner any time soon.

The Cabin Boy seems upset with the day’s events. It may be interesting to see how he acts out.BL201309231520ZUPDATE—Stacy McCain weighs in here. Money quote:

Bad things are going to happen to us — Bill says he knows this — but he is “not responsible” for it? Of course, there are those who believe Bill Schmalfeldt is quite literally insane, so in a sense, he isn’t responsible. But I don’t think he meant it that way.

Read the whole thing.

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And finally, The Dread Deadbeat Publisher Kimberlin issued his own hollow threat, to which I also replied, “Go Ahead, Make My Day.”

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Brietbart Unmasked, who was put on notice to stop contacting me on 15 February, and who continues to do so in violation of Md. Criminal Laws §3-803 and §3-805, sent me the following tweet this evening:BU201309232320Z

Fine. Charge me. I will have a Sixth Amendment right to confront my accuser. That means that if @BreitbartUnmask won’t reveal his identity, the charges get dropped, and if he does reveal his identity, he can rest assured that I will file harassment charges for his continued contact with me.

Perhaps he shouldn’t be getting his legal advice from Acme.

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Losers.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

The TKPOTD for six years ago today dealt with on of the more bizarre claims that Brett Kimberlin made about my background in his RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit.

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The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin has me confused with another William Hoge. He put this in a recent filing in his Kimberlin v. Team Themis, et al. RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit.ECF 67-p8He must have me confused with my late father, who was a Special Agent in the U. S. Army Counter Intelligence Corps during World War II. He was involved in investigative work in the U. S. during the first part of the war, and he commanded a Counter Intelligence Team attached to the 66th Infantry Division in Europe. (Military Intelligence was not a separate branch back then. My father was commissioned in the Infantry, and he was the only infantry officer to accept the surrender of a German submarine, but that’s another story.) After the war, his CIC team was involved in rounding up Nazis. He continued to serve in the Army Reserve until the late ’60s and transferred to Military Intelligence when it became a separate branch.

I was commissioned in the Signal Corps, and while I worked closely with SIGINT guys from time to time, I was never a part of Military Intelligence. I’ve had various security clearances as a soldier or as an engineer working on government programs, but I’ve never been a spook.

TDPK is either very confused or hallucinating or lying. Or perhaps all three.

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He was lying.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

This episode of Blogsmoke first ran six years ago today.

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BlogsmokeSOUND: MODEM CONNECTING FADES UP TO FULL MIKE—SINGLE SHOT—RICHOCHET

MUSIC: UP AND UNDER—RECORDED—CUT 1

ANNOUNCER: (VOICE OVER MUSIC) Around Twitter Town and in the territory of the net—there’s just one way to handle the harassers and the stalkers—and that’s with an Internet Sheriff and the smell of “BLOGSMOKE”!

MUSIC: THEME HITS: FULL BROAD SWEEP AND UNDER—RECORDED—CUT 2

ANNOUNCER: “BLOGSMOKE” starring W. J. J. Hoge. The story of the trolling that moved into the young Internet—and the story of a man who moved against it. (MUSIC: OUT)

JOHN: I’m that man, John Hoge, Internet Sheriff—the first man they look for and the last they want to meet. It’s a chancy job—and it makes a man watchful … and a little lonely.

MUSIC: MAIN TITLE—RECORDED—CUT 3 Continue reading

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

One of the most disgusting things I’ve seen during the legal wrangling with Brett Kimberlin has been his cruelty. The TKPOTD for six years ago today noted one of his most cruel acts, suing a defenseless stroke victim.

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Late Monday evening, my lawyer was served with a copy of The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s amended complaint in the Kimberlin v. Most of the Universe, et al. RICO Retread LOLsuit. I will have no comment on the amended complaint until after I have reviewed it with my lawyer, except that I will note that TDPK is continuing to include Mandy Nagy as a defendant in the suit.

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Mandy was 45 when she suffered her stroke a year before Kimberlin filed the RICO Retread LOLsuit. He knew ofher  condition when he filed. During a hearing in the case, the judge had asked him why he was suing someone who could not defend herself. Yet, he kept her in the case to the bitter end.

Mandy’s mother reports, “Her physical condition has unfortunately deteriorated somewhat, so that she has more trouble walking. But her cognitive abilities seem to have improved.”

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

The TKPOTD for seven years ago today showcased a couple of examples of Brett Kimberlin’s incompetence as a litigator.

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Witness impeachment is the process of calling into question the credibility of an individual who is testifying in a trial. A party may impeach a witness by cross-examining the witness about facts which reflect poorly on the witness’s credibility. One does not impeach one’s own witnesses on direct examination—unless, of course, you are The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin. This is from his direct examination of Ali Akbar during the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. trial.

MR. KIMBERLIN: Mr. Akbar, have you ever been convicted of a felony?

MR. AKBAR: Yes.

MR. OSTRONIC: Objection.

THE COURT: Sustained.

MR. KIMBERLIN: Your honor, I believe it goes to his honesty.

MR. AKBAR: Going to impeach me?

THE COURT: Well —

MR. OSTRONIC: You called the witness.

THE COURT: What are you impeaching him for? It’s your witness. You’re calling your own witness and impeaching him?

I’m not making this up. TDPK expected to use Ali Akbar’s testimony to get evidence into the record after attempting to impeach him as an unreliable witness. Go figure.

I’ve mentioned in an earlier post that one of the basic rules of examining a witness in court is to never ask a question unless you know what the answer will be. TDPK repeatedly violated that rule.

MR. KIMBERLIN: I’m not asking you to give me a mission statement. I’m asking you —

MR. AKBAR: All right. What was the question again?

MR. KIMBERLIN: — a simple question. You know — have you ever raised, through the National Bloggers Club, or Bomber Sues Bloggers, or Rally.org, any money for any purpose to deal with me, my name, or any of these legal issues?

MR. AKBAR: I’d like to answer no, but clarify, if I may. We’ve raised relief funds for bloggers who have lost their jobs, families who have been attacked, families like mine. My mother and my brother have been attacked by your blog, BreitbartUnmasked.com, and —

MR. KIMBERLIN: I object. I object.

MR. AKBAR: — we’ve raised money. We’ve raised relief money.

THE COURT: Well, this is your question. You wanted to know if he raised any money —

MR. KIMBERLIN: Well, but he’s saying it’s my blog. I didn’t have a blog.

MR. AKBAR: Breitbartunmasked.com.

THE COURT: You can’t — if you think you’re not going to like the answer, don’t ask the question. You asked him if he’d raised the money —

MR. KIMBERLIN: Your honor, I’m just saying, you know, he’s making a statement that’s false.

Accuse the accuser.

So TDPK has said that Breitbart Unmasked isn’t his blog. We’ll see about that.

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It’s now fairly well established that Brett Kimberlin exercises effective control over the now fallow Breitbart Unmasked website. I supposed we shouldn’t be surprised when a perjurer tells a lie.

Your Miley May Vary

I have no idea whether the story being pushed by Bob Woodward about Mark Miley’a phone calls to his Chinese counterpart are true. Or whether the story about an allied signal intelligence operation intercepting at least one of the calls is true. I am troubled by the the stories being believable.

If Miley is the Woodward’s source, one wonders why he thought it would be a good idea to let the tale out into the wild. Who did he think would approve?

I really does look as if when 2020 turned 21, it started drinking openly.

Fasten your seat belts—there’s turbulence ahead.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

The one time Brett Kimberlin actually got one of his LOLsuits against me all the way to trial, he tried to use my codefendants, Aaron Walker, Ali Alexander, and Stacy McCain, and me as his witnesses to prove his case. That didn’t go well, and the TKPOTD for seven years ago today dealt with part of the exchange with Stacy McCain.

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Here’s another bit of bumbling from The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s direct examination of Stacy McCain during the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. trial.

MR. KIMBERLIN: Okay. And then did you also tweet that “Perhaps Pat Stranahan and that WJJ Hoge can communicate facts to hired liar Monica Hess”?
MR. MCCAIN: Did I tweet that? Are you showing me a tweet? Okay, let me state for the record that this is not — this is — what this is from — can I make the point this is from the site Breitbart Unmasked. Do you agree?
MR. KIMBERLIN: I’m just asking you a simple question —
MR. MCCAIN: No. No. You’re showing me something from another site that you are accused of owning.
MR. KIMBERLIN: No. I’m asking a simple question. Did you tweet —
MR. OSTRONIC: Your honor, I’ll object. It’s an unauthenticated document.
THE COURT: Sustained.
MR. KIMBERLIN: No further questions for this witness.

It is downright foolish to attempt to outcrazy Stacy McCain.

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Kimberlin had already filed his RICO Madness LOLsuit which included Stacy as one of the defendants by the time the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. case came to trial. His subsequent LOLsuits were filed after that trial, and Kimberlin never again tried to sue Stacy McCain.

Pushback

The Xiden administration announced today that it will sue Texas over the SB8 abortion law, and His Fraudulency himself announce a package of patently illegal and unconstitutional Wuhan-Virus-related mandates and rules to promulgated.

This evening multiple state governors have announced their intentions to sue the federal government to protect their states’ citizens from Joe Xiden’s lawlessness.

UPDATE—The list as of 9 pm ET:
South Dakota
Texas
South Carolina
Oklahoma
Alabama
Wyoming
Tennessee
Nebraska
Idaho
Iowa
Georgia
Missouri
Arizona
Mississippi
Utah
Indiana

UPDATE 2—More States:
Florida
Montana
North Dakota
Arkansas

UPDATE 3—
West Virginia
Alaska

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Many of my favorite Team Kimberlin Posts are titled Qapla’. This one from four years ago today reported the ruling by the Maryland Court of Special Appeals affirming The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin’s loss in the RICO Retread LOLsuit.

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The Court of Special Appeals has ruled in the appeal of the Kimberlin v. National Bloggers Club, et al. (II) RICO Remnant LOLsuit. The defendants win. Brett Kimberlin loses.

Everything proceeded as I foresaw.

UPDATE—I’d like to offer my thanks to Patrick Ostronic, my pro bono counsel, for his help in this case.

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Kimberlin has an appeal before the federal Court of Appeals for the Seventh Circuit. We’ll see if he maintains his unblemished 0.000 batting average when the court rules in that case.

Stay tuned.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

I started writing about Brett Kimberlin’s vain attempts to use pro se lawfare to silence his perceived enemies in late May, 2012. By the end of summer that year, it was becoming obvious that his efforts were not going to be successful whenever they were opposed with proper legal support. Indeed, one of his peace order efforts backfired, and I wrote about it nine years ago today in this post titled #BrettKimberlin Hoist on His Own Petard.

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When Brett Kimberlin went to court on Wednesday, he came out the loser. He had started the ball rolling by seeking a peace order against John Norton. At the end of the process, John Norton was free and clear, but Brett Kimberlin still had the peace order filed by Mr. Norton against him on the books. The expression hoist by his own petard comes to mind, and it fits especially well in this case.

You see, a petard is an explosive charge used to breach the gate or wall of a fortification. Back in the 16th and 17th centuries, a sapper would run up to the enemy wall, attach the bomb, and run away. If the petard’s fuze burned too quickly, the sapper could wind up flying through the air, thrown by the force of the blast—hoist by his own petard.

If the shoe fits, …

Tick, tick, tick, tick, …

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Blow ups happen.

BTW, the Government’s opposition brief is due next week in Kimberlin’s appeal of the denial of his attempt to have some of his Speedway Bombing convictions set aside. His reply brief is due in October.

Stay tuned.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

By this time in 2013, Brett Kimberlin has already filed a false criminal complaint against me and seen it dropped for lack of evidence and he had filed the first of the four LOLsuits he brought against me. The TKPOTD for eight years ago tried to warn him about messing with me.

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Brett Kimberlin has a history of trying to use the court system to silence those who he perceives as his enemies, and one sure-fire way to get on his enemies list is to publish the truth about his past or his current activities. His latest bit of lawfare names me along with four other bloggers as a defendant. Gentle Reader, please allow me to make the following points.

1. The case will be disposed of through the courts not the Internet.

2.  Unless advised to do so by my lawyers, I will make no public comments about any pending matter in the case.

3. Tactically, suing me is a dumb move on Kimberlin’s part. He will find that I now have a reason to focus more of my attention on him.

orvilleredenbacher4. Strategically, suing me is an even dumber move. He will now either answer my discovery interrogatories and admissions and produce the documents I seek, or he will have to explain to the court why his suit should not be dismissed.

Click here to buy more popcorn from Amazon.

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Kimberlin sold a lot of popcorn for Orville Redenbacher, and the link above still works.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

This episode of Blogsmoke first ran seven years ago today.

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BlogsmokeSOUND: MODEM CONNECTING FADES UP TO FULL MIKE—SINGLE SHOT—RICHOCHET

MUSIC: UP AND UNDER—RECORDED—CUT 1

ANNOUNCER: (VOICE OVER MUSIC) Around Twitter Town and in the territory of the net—there’s just one way to handle the harassers and the stalkers—and that’s with an Internet Sheriff and the smell of “BLOGSMOKE”!

MUSIC: THEME HITS: FULL BROAD SWEEP AND UNDER—RECORDED—CUT 2

ANNOUNCER: “BLOGSMOKE” starring W. J. J. Hoge. The story of the trolling that moved into the young Internet—and the story of a man who moved against it. (MUSIC: OUT)

JOHN: I’m that man, John Hoge, Internet Sheriff—the first man they look for and the last they want to meet. It’s a chancy job—and it makes a man watchful … and a little lonely.

MUSIC: MAIN TITLE—RECORDED—CUT 3 Continue reading

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

The Kimberlin v. Hunton & Williams, et al. LOLsuit was the second of the failed federal RICO cases he brought against me. Six years ago today, i filed a motion to dismiss the case. I posted a copy as More RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo.

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Today, I filed a motion to dismiss for failure to state a claim in the Kimberlin v. Team Themis, et al. RICO 2: Electric Boogaloo LOLsuit. I filed it by mail. Normally, I would wait until the motion appeared on PACER to post it here, but since The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin should receive his copy tomorrow, I figure I might as well post it today.

Murum aries attigit.

BTW, under the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure, his opposition to this motion will be due not later than the 21st. That’s the Monday following the Friday that his amended complaint is due in the state RICO Retread LOLsuit.

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I wasn’t the only defendant to file that day. Those motions to dismiss can be found here and here.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Given the poor quality of the legal filings made by Team Kimberlin, I wasn’t too much of a stretch to begin joking that they were getting their advice from the legal department of the same Acme Corporation that sold stuff to a certain coyote. The TKPOTD for eight years ago today reported on the actual source of their briefs.

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The source of Cabin Boy Bill Schmalfeldt’s “legal” briefs has been found—Acme Underwear.team_kimberlin_brief

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If the Gentle Reader would like to purchase memorabilia related to The Saga of Team Kimberlin, take a look at the fine offerings at The Hogewash Store.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

While Hogewash! has certainly provided more publicity for Brett Kimberlin than he ever wanted, this isn’t the only blog that’s written about him. This post from seven years ago today was about another post on the Internet giving him a bit More Streisand Effect.

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Techdirt writes about The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s failed attempt at lawfare in the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. nuisance lawsuit. (H/T, @ali)

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His worst mistakes were suing me and filing false criminal charges against me.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

The main reason Team Kimberlin has lost every single LOLsuit they filed since 2012 is that both the facts and the law have been against them, but a close runner up was their mind-boggling incompetence as pro se litigants. This post from eight years ago today poked fun at #BillSchmalfeldt, Legal Genius.

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From tweets in my Twitter timeline and emails, I’m given to understand that Bill Schmalfeldt has received service on the Motion to Dismiss Petitioner’s Motion for Stay Pending Appeal filed by my lawyer. I’m told that he doesn’t like it. Now, that’s a shock—Schmalfeldt doesn’t like my lawyer’s defense of my position.

The mailman just delivered a copy for me a few minutes ago. It seems that Md Rule 8-425 states that the party filing for injunctive relief shall do so in the Circuit Court first before going to an appellate court. Since that isn’t the course the Sore Loserman has taken, Ms. Barnes has asked that his motion be dismissed.

Schmalfeldt filed his appeal with the wrong court. Now, it appears he’s filed a motion in the wrong court.

Acme Legal strikes again!

UPDATE—BS_Genius

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Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

One of the recurring lies that Brett Kimberlin has told about Aaron Walker and me is that we have ever threatened him with violence. The TKPOTD for six years ago today dealt with one of the false claims he made in the RICO Retread LOLsuit.

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This is from The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin’s Kimberlin v. Most of the Universe, et al. RICO Retread LOLsuit.ECF 1-65

popcorn4bkThese are what lawyers call conclusory allegations, that is, they are offered with no evidence to support them. TDPK makes those allegations without actually specifying when or where or how we did any of those things. Come Thursday, we’ll see what Judge Mason thinks about them as he rules on the various defendants’ motions to dismiss.

Stay tuned.

BTW, the most recent blog post that I’ve published about a trip to the range was in 2013.

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Of course, I occasionally post pictures of targets I’ve shot. Here’s one. Deer season is coming, and this is the result of zeroing my Mossberg .243 Winchester at 200 yards with Hornady 95 gr SST ammunition.I’ve always been the worst shot in the family.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

The TKPOTD for five years ago today looked forward to Brett Kimberlin’s coming LOLsuit case load during September, 2016.

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The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin has a interesting month ahead.

On 13 September, he has two hearings before Judge Mason in the Circuit Court for Montgomery County. The docket shows a pretrial hearing in the Walker v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuit scheduled for 9:00 am. The docket also shows a motions hearing in the Kimberlin v. Hunton & Williams LLP, et al. RICO 2 Retread LOLsuit scheduled for 9:30. I believe that all the remaining defendants will have ripe motions to dismiss, and all of them are similarly situated as the defendants who have already been dismissed. That case could be over after the hearing.  I suspect that TDPK will have a very bad day on the 13th.

Two weeks later on the 27th, there’s a motions hearing scheduled in the Circuit Court for Carroll County in the Hoge v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuit. There’s a pending motion to dismiss from Very Ordinary Seaman Ferguson and a pile of frivolous motions from the Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt and the Kimberlins. There are also pending requests for orders of default against the Kimberlins, the Cabin Boy™, Almighty Media, and Breitbart Unmasked; a motion to compel compliance with a subpoena by GoDaddy; and a motion for alternate service against Matt Osborne. I look forward to seeing how many of the defendants show up.

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

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The 13th of September this year is the day the United States’ reply brief is due in the 7th Circuit Court of Appeals in The Dread Deadbeat Pro-Se Kimberlin’s attempt to get some of his Speedway Bomber convictions set aside. I suspect he’ll busy for the last half next month.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Here’s a slightly updated version of an episode of Blogsmoke that first ran five years ago today.

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BlogsmokeSOUND: MODEM CONNECTING FADES UP TO FULL MIKE—SINGLE SHOT—RICHOCHET

MUSIC: UP AND UNDER—RECORDED—CUT 1

ANNOUNCER: (VOICE OVER MUSIC) Around Twitter Town and in the territory of the net—there’s just one way to handle the harassers and the stalkers—and that’s with an Internet Sheriff and the smell of “BLOGSMOKE”!

MUSIC: THEME HITS: FULL BROAD SWEEP AND UNDER—RECORDED—CUT 2

ANNOUNCER: “BLOGSMOKE” starring W. J. J. Hoge. The story of the trolling that moved into the young Internet—and the story of a man who moved against it. (MUSIC: OUT)

JOHN: I’m that man, John Hoge, Internet Sheriff—the first man they look for and the last they want to meet. It’s a chancy job—and it makes a man watchful … and a little lonely.

MUSIC: MAIN TITLE—RECORDED—CUT 3 Continue reading

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Operational security has never been a strong point for Team Kimberlin. One of the things that came out of the mass of extraneous material in various Kimberlin court filings was information relating the the connections between and among Brett Kimberlin, Breitbart Unmasked, Almighty Media, Fintel Associates, and other activities in the San Antonio area. At one point, someone filed an application with the State of Texas to form a business entity called Almighty Media only to withdraw the application the next business day.

Four years ago today, when Bill Schmalfeldt found out that members of the Vast Hogewash Research Organization were poking around in Austin and San Antonio, he sent a series of tweets that were the basis of this Don’t Know Much About Geography post. It was hurricane Harvey that stuck Texas that week.

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Map reading seems to be another non-existent skill for the Cabin Boy™.There’s no particular reason for the Cabin Boy™ to have a reasonable hope that any Texas state records will be destroyed by the hurricane now moving into the state. The latest predictions show that Austin is on the edge of the very low probability zone for hurricane force winds.Indeed, while the official forecast for Austin for the next few days includes the possibility of a tropical storm, the probability of rain over the weekend never exceeds 80 percent.Of course, anyone in the possible path of the storm should take proper precautions, but no Hill Country Lickspittles have been put on alert.

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The almightymedia dot org web domain registration was renewed earlier this month, but there is no website. That’s probably a wise choice.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

Team Kimberlin’s LOLsuits have always wound up backfiring and becoming marvelous sources of pointage, laughery, and mockification. The TKPOTD from five years ago today dealt with one of them.

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The Dreadful Pro-Se Freeloader Schmalfeldt has posted some more of his yibble-bibble concerning his unique theory of spoliation of evidence. (No, I won’t link to it.) He seems to to think that an Illinois Supreme Court case is the controlling precedent for his theory. However, that case deals with a set of facts that have nothing to do with his situation, and, here’s the more important problem he faces, because he’s filed suit in a federal court, the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure and Federal Rules of Evidence apply.

res_judicata_mugsWhen he meets with his lawyer on Wednesday, he should ask about FRCP 37 and sanctions against any party who engages in spoliation of evidence. He should, but I doubt that he will.

He should also ask his lawyer about the effect of dismissing Schamfeldt v. Grady, et al. (I), Case No. 15-CV-1241-RDB (D.Md. 2015) with prejudice has on the claims in LOLsuit VII: Degenerations. For example, if Grady must be dismissed because of res judicata, on what grounds can Sarah Palmer be haled into the U.S. District Court of the District of Northern Illinois? He should ask what effect his application for copyright registration for Confession of an Undercover Internet Troll in which he swore he was the author of a book that identifies it’s author as Paul Krendler could have on LOLsuit VII.

He should divulge a great many things to his freebie lawyer, and he should ask a lot of important questions. I bet he won’t.

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Whether the Cabin Boy™ was frank and honest with his freebie lawyer or not, the attorney was smart enough to make dismissal of the suit his first order of business, so LOLsuit VII died quickly.

BTW. Res Judicata Coffee Mugs and other merch are available at The Hogewash Store.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day

This episode of Blogsmoke first ran seven years ago today.

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BlogsmokeSOUND: MODEM CONNECTING FADES UP TO FULL MIKE—SINGLE SHOT—RICHOCHET

MUSIC: UP AND UNDER—RECORDED—CUT 1

ANNOUNCER: (VOICE OVER MUSIC) Around Twitter Town and in the territory of the net—there’s just one way to handle the harassers and the stalkers—and that’s with an Internet Sheriff and the smell of “BLOGSMOKE”!

MUSIC: THEME HITS: FULL BROAD SWEEP AND UNDER—RECORDED—CUT 2

ANNOUNCER: “BLOGSMOKE” starring W. J. J. Hoge. The story of the trolling that moved into the young Internet—and the story of a man who moved against it. (MUSIC: OUT)

JOHN: I’m that man, John Hoge, Internet Sheriff—the first man they look for and the last they want to meet. It’s a chancy job—and it makes a man watchful … and a little lonely.

MUSIC: MAIN TITLE—RECORDED—CUT 3 Continue reading