Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


The coming week has a couple of due dates.

Last Monday, Judge Hazel gave The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin seven days to file a copy of the missing “Exhibit S” for the supplement he filed to his motion for summary judgment in the Kimberlin v. Frey RICO Remnant LOLsuit.

A show cause hearing in the Hoge v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuit is scheduled for The Dreadful Pro-Se Schmalfeldt before Judge Hecker at 8:45 am on Wednesday.

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

T-minus 3 days and counting.

Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign


Johnny is still out working a new angle on an old case. He suggested that we present this vintage episode from 2014.
Johnny Atsign Logo 2ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype rings once.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

AARON: (Telephone Filter) Johnny, It’s Aaron. We won.

JOHNNY: Congratulations! How long was the jury out?

AARON: (Telephone Filter) It didn’t go to the jury. The judge cut it off after The Bomber rested his case and gave us a directed verdict.

JOHNNY: Well, we knew that he didn’t have a case.

AARON: (Telephone Filter) Yes. And he proved that for us.

MUSIC: Theme up and under.

ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign! Continue reading

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


I’ve been going over the documents that The Dread Pro-Se Kimberlin provided during discovery in the Hoge v. Kimberlin, et al. lawsuit. It looks as if he intends to try to use his defense in my lawsuit to re-litigate the Kimberlin v. Walker, et al. LOLsuit that he lost three years ago. He sued me for defamation in that case, and he lost when he couldn’t offer a “scintilla” (I’ve always enjoyed Judge Johnson’s choice of that word!) of evidence that anything my co-defendants and I said or wrote about him is false.

You’d think he’d be starting to understand res judicata by now.

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.

T-minus 11 days and counting.

Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign


SOUND: Skype rings four times. Caller’s POV.

JOHNNY (Telephone Filter): Hi! You’ve reached Johnny Atsign’s voice mail. If I weren’t too busy, I’d answer this call, but I haven’t, so I must be tied up in some investigation. Or I’m taking a nap. Or I’m fishing. If I’m lucky, I’m fishing.

SOUND: (Telephone Filter): Beep.

PRODUCER: OK, Johnny. I guess this means you’re still out working that new investigation. Give me a call as soon as your back so we can put next week’s episode together.

SOUND: Telephone receiver hung up.

PRODUCER: I guess I’ll have to get one out of the vault.

ANNOUNCER: From Westminster, it’s time for—

SOUND: Skype phone rings once.

JOHNNY: Johnny Atsign.

RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) Good evening, Johnny.

JOHNNY: Hello! What’s up?

RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) Have you been following The Grouch’s Twitter feed this weekend?

JOHNNY: No, I took the weekend off again. And didn’t you ask me that question last week?

RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) Uh, huh, I did. He’s having another copyright meltdown.

JOHNNY: What now?

RULE 5 GIRL: (Telephone Filter) It’s about the book he wrote that he said he didn’t write.

MUSIC: Theme up and under.

ANNOUNCER: The Lickspittle Broadcasting System presents W. J. J. Hoge in the transcribed adventures of the man with the action-packed Twitter account, America’s fabulous free-lance Internet investigator …

JOHNNY: Yours Truly, Johnny Atsign!

MUSIC: Theme up to music out. Continue reading

DMCA LULZ Du Jour


I received this email from WordPress yesterday afternoon—

IIRC, all of the images that the Cabin Boy™ bitches about in his DMCA notice were published on Twitter. That gives other Twitter users a royalty-free license to republish them. Now, I don’t know whether all of the commenters involved have Twitter accounts, but even use by someone who isn’t a Twitter user or use of an image not published on Twitter would probably be covered by Fair Use as noted in Twitter’s email.

BTW, it was a righteous DMCA notice concerning an image that the Cabin Boy™ foolishly used that forced Breitbart Unmasked Bunny Billy Boy Unread to flee to an off-shore server.

Failing failures gotta fail.

Team Kimberlin Post of the Day


When I got home yesterday evening from a nice social gathering with friends, I found an envelope with Brett Kimberlin’s return address on it in my mailbox. The mail appeared to be addressed in his handwriting. These two documents were inside.

Speaking of Brett Kimberlin, his appeal of the Kimberlin v. National Bloggers Club, et al. (II) RICO Retread LOLsuit is scheduled to go before the Maryland Court of Special Appeals on 23 June. The court has dispensed with oral arguments and will consider the case based on the record and written briefs. The court usually issues its decision about 6 to 8 weeks after the case is heard.

Meanwhile in the Hoge v. Kimberlin,et al. lawsuit, it’s T-minus 20 days and counting.

UPDATE—After I wrote this post, I found this comment in moderation—