The Daily Mail reports that “Jeffrey Epstein had a painting of Bill Clinton wearing a blue DRESS and red heels and lounging in the Oval Office inside his Manhattan mansion.” The original painting, Parsing Bill, is by Australian-American artist Petrina Ryan-Kleid. According to the Daily Mail, it is unclear if Epstein had bought the canvas or had a print.
From the Babylon Bee—
The Telegraph reports that the owners of a replica of Noah’s Ark are suing to recover damages related to flooding.
For Children: You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It’s quite a simpledifference, but an important one. Friday comes at the end of the week, whereas a fried egg comes out of a chicken. Like most things, of course, it isn’t quite that simple. The fried egg isn’t properly a fried egg until it’s been put in a frying pan and fried. This is something you wouldn’t do to a Friday, of course, though you might do it on a Friday. You can also fry eggs on a Thursday, if you like, or on a cooker. It’s all rather complicated, but it makes a kind of sense if you think about it for a while.
You’re either on the bus or off the bus.
I found this picture while using the Street View function on Google Maps.It looks a lot like this picture that was posted on Twitter.