The Daily Mail reports that “Jeffrey Epstein had a painting of Bill Clinton wearing a blue DRESS and red heels and lounging in the Oval Office inside his Manhattan mansion.” The original painting, Parsing Bill, is by Australian-American artist Petrina Ryan-Kleid. According to the Daily Mail, it is unclear if Epstein had bought the canvas or had a print.
From the Babylon Bee—
The Telegraph reports that the owners of a replica of Noah’s Ark are suing to recover damages related to flooding.
For Children: You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It’s quite a simpledifference, but an important one. Friday comes at the end of the week, whereas a fried egg comes out of a chicken. Like most things, of course, it isn’t quite that simple. The fried egg isn’t properly a fried egg until it’s been put in a frying pan and fried. This is something you wouldn’t do to a Friday, of course, though you might do it on a Friday. You can also fry eggs on a Thursday, if you like, or on a cooker. It’s all rather complicated, but it makes a kind of sense if you think about it for a while.
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You’re either on the bus or off the bus.
—Ken Kesey
I found this picture while using the Street View function on Google Maps.
It looks a lot like this picture that was posted on Twitter.
Either Acme was walking around with only one shoe, or there was something seriously wrong with our sound-effects man.
—Nick Danger
Funny, they don’t mention anything about seat backs and tray tables being in the upright and locked position.
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOw44VFNk8Y]Video Credit: Air New Zealand
